‘Crappy Sex Lives’ of ‘The Right’: Netroots Panelist Claims ‘Twisted’ Conservatives Have ‘Forced, Coerced, Nasty’ Sex With ‘Children & Animals’
Few lines uttered at the Progressive Netroots conference this weekend would rival the offensiveness of the vitriol that came from the “Liberate Your Ass” panel, which focused on “Why Sexual Freedom is Key to Fighting the Right.”
Particularly coarse and disturbing were the comments of Elisabeth Fernandez-Kimmel, a Policy Advocate for the Woodhull Sexual Freedom Alliance.
According to Kimmel, “The Right” either has “crappy” sex or sex with children, animals or illegitimate citizens. Therefore, the right is projecting their “crappy, weird, twisted sex lives” onto the leftist community.
Watch the abhorrent comments below:
Key quotes from Kimmel:
“I mean it’s– for me, it’s not even a matter of losing my non-existent children. I mean, I’m an aspiring lawyer. I hope to be, ah, accepted as a member of a Bar, State Bar somewhere.”
“It’s really important to take the shame out of this, and to stop letting the Right tell our stories for us.”
“[The Right] have crappy sex lives, or they have really forced, coerced, nasty, you know, children, animals, what-have-you, people that they won’t recognize legitimate citizen status for. You know, they have all these really weird, twisted sex lives and so they’re shoveling their sh*t on us by projecting on our sex lives.”
“It’s like, okay, you know, I have sex with more than one person and you’re really making it out to be like I’m this [festering] hole of disease and really, you know, they’re projecting.”
“We need to own our own stories, and stop letting them tell our stories for us in any way that we can.”
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Dougral Supports Israel
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 3:32pmI’m not surprised about anything that comes from this misfit group. They are a high-tech version of OWS. The thing that makes them news to me is that our Democrat political leaders from Obama on down try to lend credibility to this fringe group of nut cases. That speaks volumes about the level of responsibility and maturity in the Democrat party. If anyone thinks the Democrats are still mainstream, one only has to point to their support of Nutroots as a refutation.
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HKS
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 3:47pmThat’s a she? Really.
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cosette
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 4:07pmA Justice Works Legal Fellow for the Endangered Species Coalition ????? Which endangered species might that be? A liberal with a lucid thought? I’d call that species extinct. P.S. Is that a female?????
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rickc34
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 4:07pmHer/him last sex partner a blind dog with a bad std now. She looks like the postter child for U.G.L.Y.and S.T.U.P.I.D the far left programs funded by tissue the only sex these people have. I mean look at her/it have a baby? Kid would have to wear a mask. I am glad these people are dying off.
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Turrbine
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 4:15pmIt’s Pat from SNL
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AvengerK
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 4:17pmIf anyone is being forced to have sex it’s the unfortunate soul Elisabeth Fernandez Kimmel has had to manipulate into sleeping with him/her. Geesh what a horror.
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biohazard23
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 4:22pmElizabeth Kimmel?
I thought thought that was JIMMY Kimmel.
This is the type of person who would defend the dead child molester in Texas and condemn the father as a violent troglodyte for having the gall to protect his preschool-aged daughter. Then again, she (he?) probably despises people who have kids instead of aborting them.
Anyhoo, that is one f ugly shemale.
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RJL
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 4:22pmThe Blaze if following all other media outlets and sources. Turn to sex and the shock factor it brings in a lot of ratings……pathetic….
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Captain Crunch
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 4:23pmShe’s just jealous.
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seeker9
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 4:33pmNo doubt about it… it IS NutRoots!
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the_zazzy
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 4:34pmThe word/thought of sex and his/her image should never be allowed in the same article or discussion again. In fact, not to be rude or anything, but that entire panel was a large bunch of very unattractive individuals. They need to change the subject quickly, before I throw up in my mouth again. YUCK!!!
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AZRACISTBIGOT
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 4:41pmCan you begin to imagine how “Crappy” the sex would be with Elizibeth Fernandez-Kimmel ?
She’s so ugly, she could smile at a freight train and make it take a dirt road.
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Obamammy
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 4:45pmWhy is it every-time one of these liberal child molesting salad-tossers pop up, we have to hesitate and guess what sex it is? I know…
It’s Pat~!
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kadster01
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 4:45pmWhat a rambling bunch of nonsense….
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taxwarrior
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 4:56pmSheesh my love and I are to the right of Atilla and we have great sex.
Sorry libs you wish you had it so good as a committed 30 year monogamous realizationship. We celebrate Naked Day at least once a month. Nothing crappy about our sex.
Peace and love
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the_zazzy
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 4:56pmI wouldn’t touch that with Pelosi’s junk!!
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MEANS2RESIST
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 5:27pmI once had the experience of witnessing a donkey show while i was stationed in Thailand during the mid 90′s. I was able to ask he girls that partook in sex with the beast what american inspired them the most & they said Bill Clinton. This would make them lefties in my book.
Has anyone ever noticed the garbage on the boob tube or @ the cinema the last few years is full of Hollyweird left wing themes of premarital, public, infidelity, S&M, gay, sex? Looks like they are the ones promoting this deviant behavior within our society.
I may be going back to Afghanistan soon and when I do, I’m going to interview some of the camel jockeys that are known to have sex with their camels and ask them if they support Barry soetoro/obama…I will keep you posted if we can keep our internet comm from getting blasted by vbied’s & RPG’s like my old buddies yesterday in Kabul….
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AvengerK
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 5:29pmOk Blaze..do something about your editorial staff over there…that’s a picture of Bill Gates..where’s the picture of Mr Fernandez-Kimmel?
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lordjosh
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 5:33pmThat guy has no idea what he is talking about.
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BuzzardSays
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 5:50pmNormal projection of the filth owned by liberals upon decent humanity. It is not surprising that this sack of “She-it” is fishing for conservative outrage. Tell cousin “She-it” to go and tell auntie rosy because we ain’t buying.
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jhaydeng
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 5:50pmI don’t get it?
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Taquoshi
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 6:41pmI mean, I’m an aspiring lawyer. I hope to be, ah, accepted as a member of a Bar, State Bar somewhere.”
No, no, sweetheart. You WERE an aspiring lawyer. You may qualify for the bar somewhere – I hear Greenland is nice this time of year – but if I was a prospective law firm HR looking for candidates, I’d run really far in the other direction. You made some potentially slanderous statements and I hope you find out what it’s like to be on the receiving end of a massive lawsuit.
I can see this now….
Prosecutor to Defendent Kimmel: “Let’s see. You said, ““[The Right] have crappy sex lives, or they have really forced, coerced, nasty, you know, children, animals, what-have-you, people that they won’t recognize legitimate citizen status for. You know, they have all these really weird, twisted sex lives and so they’re shoveling their **** on us by projecting on our sex lives. It’s like, okay, you know, I have sex with more than one person and you‘re really making it out to be like I’m this [festering] hole of disease and really, you know, they’re projecting.”
Right?
Defendent Kimmel: Yes.
Prosecutor: And you know this as a fact because….?
Kimmel’s attorney: Objection, your Honor! Leading question!
Judge: Overruled. Ms. Kimmel, do tell!!!
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Ari Ben TZion
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 7:16pmWould you guys just take a look at this tawdry, androgynous hermaphrodite?
Who in the world would bang this thing?
That’s what I want to know.
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Two Sheds
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 7:23pmHow the heck does she know what kind of sex conservatives have? No conservative man would give that double ****** the time of day. Oops, I said conservative man… She’s probably … good grief.
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Bryan B
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 8:01pmMrs.Kimmel
Is a blurter, that usually means they have a troubled heart…….
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MIBUGNU2
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 8:58pmNot even going to touch this one…Libos,Sickos,Dembos,
Maher’s, Behar’s… all the some-o same-o and Hollyweird’s….
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MIBUGNU2
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 9:18pmI thank my Lucky Stars I don’t have to out and get an
HIV test every time I have SEX… Looks like one of
Bll Maher’s girlfriends, this is truly “Unexceptional”
just what Bill likes….
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InterracialsocialCom
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 9:27pmWAIT FOR THIS .find someone you like .my name .help !
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Puddle Duck
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 10:39pmA fistful of bath salts and a six pack…..make that a 12, I’d rather pass out.
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NeoFan
Posted on June 14, 2012 at 12:28amDo you want to see what these clowns do for fun? Go to zombies site and look at the photos of the San Francisco block parties.
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VigilantGuardShark
Posted on June 14, 2012 at 3:24amIf anyone is Projecting anything, I submit it is the hyper-lib/progressives. Seems the majority of sick twisted stories I read in the newspaper or online involve (usually) gays or those of the democrat mindset.
A large dose of soul searching is needed here and I doubt it will ever happen as most of these types are Atheist and don’t recognise the existance of souls. Too bad, so sad for them.
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wdittgasn
Posted on June 14, 2012 at 7:17amI would wager that “it” is a lesbian and an atheist. anyone care to bet?
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Banter
Posted on June 14, 2012 at 7:24amWell, now we know what Encinom/Monicne looks like.
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maverick4harlot
Posted on June 14, 2012 at 9:02amElisabeth Fernandez-Kimmel, said it correctly, “I’m this [festering] hole of disease”. “It’s like, okay, you know, I hope to be, ah, accepted as a member of a Bar, somewhere, it’s not even a matter of losing my non-existent children, It’s like, okay, you know, We need to own our own stories”.
The world is FULL of stupid people forcing their idiotic will on the rest of us and we continue to wonder how we can make things better.
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AZRACISTBIGOT
Posted on June 14, 2012 at 10:53amI think she kind of looks like Stepen King in drag.
Sounds like him, too
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celtictexan
Posted on June 14, 2012 at 12:17pmDemocrat political leaders from Obama on down [marxist, communist etc.] will lend credibility to anything that will get them votes. But once marxist, communist are firmly in control and freedom is dead these people will be the first to learn what purge means.
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Thomas
Posted on June 14, 2012 at 12:29pmI am sure this lady-like thing is just having the greatest sex ever. lol
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nappy
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 3:31pmfrustrated, frigid, lonely and homely. That’s all.
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yougottabekidding
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 3:49pmMy dog wouldn’t do that!
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Dustoff
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 4:43pmDon’t ya love people with (two) last names.
Confused are we?
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nelbert
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 8:06pmThree points:
1) Is it just me, or is she really that poor of a public speaker? I found her rambling to be reminiscent of a teenage Valley girl, only less coherent.
2) Her accusations of conservatives having strange sex lives is curious in light of some of the many political sex scandals. Why, for example, did I have the image of Congressman David Wu in his tiger suit the whole time she was talking.
3) For her to evoke the idea of her engaging in any sort of sexual activity should be an offense meriting a very steep fine. Ewwww!
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VinnieSquawker
Posted on June 14, 2012 at 10:47amWhew! One look at that thing tells you all you need to know.
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THX-1138
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 3:29pmAdd your comments
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50211bs
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 9:31pmIf bill gates and rosie odonnel had a son…………….
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lukerw
Posted on June 14, 2012 at 7:26amROFL :) Perfect!
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pap pap
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 3:28pmShe seems to think she knows a lot about the sex lives of conservatives. What is she some sort of voyeur. Trouble is she is looking into leftist windows not conservative’s windows.
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RJJinGadsden
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 8:54pmShe is just imitating her most vocal hero….Bill Maher, for the shock value.
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tzion
Posted on June 14, 2012 at 9:48pmThis may just be me being paranoid, but this is downright dangerous speech. Essentially she’s making conservatives look sub-human, immoral, and a threat to their way of life. This honestly reminds me of all the antisemitic Nazi propaganda from the 1930s. She’s portraying the left as the side of sexual freedom while the right is the side of sexual deviancy and slavery. Assuming she came up with all this, I’d hold that she isn’t delusional, she’s just being manipulative. If she’s merely regurgitating words, then she’s a puppet whose master is pure evil.
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paperpushermj
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 3:27pmGod Help Me! I get so feed up with this type of Self Righteous Arrogant Speak from these People. I just want to….. Ok count to 10……………………………Aah I feel better now.
Thank you God!
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Magyar
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 4:30pmAh…go ahead and say it!
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45
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 3:26pmShe sounds like an idiot. Wait she is. How dare I only have sex with my wife of 25yrs.
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taxwarrior
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 5:04pmHey 45
I’ve only been with my lady for the last 30 years and it’s hot. No second thoughts, no wondering about does she love me, and she’s not wondering if I love her. We both know the answer. Unbelievable how hot the love can be.
Ms. hyphenated lib you cannot imagine, not in your wildest imagining, how fulfilling sex can be.
Peace and love
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ferggie
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 3:25pmWhat a piece of work. The left should be proud of one of their poster children.
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charles116
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 6:10pmIs David Vitter still getting diapered by Hookers?
Is Larry Craig still playing footsie in mensrooms?
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charles116
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 6:11pmANd the right should be proud of the freshly diapered David Vitter,
And he PAYS hookers to do it!
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RJJinGadsden
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 9:00pmCHUCKIE116, Guess Vitter’s constituents saw him the lesser of the two evils than Charles Joseph “Charlie” Melancon.
As far as Vitter goes, he just would never be able to live up Bill Clinton’s antics. And, I’ll bet that he is one of your heroes. That is if you are old enough to remember his time in office.
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COLKURTZ
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 3:25pmShe looks like Ralph from Green Acres,with dark ****.How can anyone that ugly,know about sex
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RLTW
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 3:59pmThat’s going way back, I thought it was Rick Moranis.
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RJJinGadsden
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 9:05pmCOLKURTZ, LOL, you nailed it. I was wondering where I had seen her face before. Put her in some overalls and add a tool belt and she will be Ralph’s twin.
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13th Imam
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 3:25pmShes? quite a looker. Sounds like progressive projection to me. Reminds me of Pat on SNL(when it used to be funny)
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Sharon Rose
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 3:24pmThe left loonies are obessed with sex.
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progressiveslayer
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 3:45pmThat and crapping in public.
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FEMALL
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 3:47pmIndeed.
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subic
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 4:47pmYes they are, sex is the least of our worries. This is diret representative of the left, distractions that do not matter one bit on the state of our union since obama hoaxed his way in.
Barry is not a president, he is a community organizer, and has done nothing to unite america. All he has done is brought up civil rights issues that do not help grow the economy or stregthen america.
Civil rights should be left to the lower echelon groups to move up the chain of command, not top down. Barry is a leftist radical agitator thats got our nation in a serious jam. he is no true leader, only a small time white collar criminal….
BTW that whatever it is looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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objectivetruth
Posted on June 14, 2012 at 9:27amYeah everyones sex life but thier own it seems.Its something they and the terrorists have in common.I’m wondering if she can tell the difference between a conservative and a fundmentalist loon?Before you berate me look up Jammat Al Fuqura.These people have been blending in easily as most are from here.Fundamentalist loons posing as conservatives has been going on for awhile now.Everyone needs to speak up, it won’t stop until its confronted.
The longer this goes on the larger the independent party will be.They seem to be the only ones left that consider discretion to be the better part of valor.Yeah unfortunately the views of people seem to turn into political party affiliation.
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salvawhoray
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 3:24pmThat has to be 100% bull because most conservative women are hot; liberal women I wouldn’t **** even if I had a dogs D!ck.
I keep getting banned from Media matters. lol lol 3 times so far, and I’m not even going against their policies; unless they count speaking the truth a crime.
I know what it is, it’s other people that lie and get me booted.
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blackhawk56
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 9:07pmAMEN , hey have booted me off the last 2 times. it’s all those leftist retreads that Glen has hired.
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THX-1138
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 3:22pmLizzy, Kill Yourself. Seriously, I’m not kidding, Kill Yourself. The world will be a better place without you in it. Kill Yourself. I can’t do it for you. People like me don’t kill. Or lie. Or steal. But you have every right to end your miserable existence. Do it. Right now. Walk up to the roof of your condo and jump off. Right now. I mean it. Kill Yourself. We don’t need you here. You’re just making it worse. Please, for the good of all mankind, Kill Yourself.
(Apologies to South Park)
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paperpushermj
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 3:30pmIf your afraid of heights…. just gather some of the venom you spew to others and consume it yourself.
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Anonymous T. Irrelevant
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 3:22pm“The Right] have crappy sex lives, or they have really forced, coerced, nasty, you know, children, animals, what-have-you, people that they won’t recognize legitimate citizen status for. You know, they have all these really weird, twisted sex lives and so they’re shoveling their **** on us by projecting on our sex lives.”
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How would a Leftist know about the sex lives of the Right, anyway, unless she were participating?
This POS wants to be a lawyer? This needs to be nipped in the bud right now, before she becomes a judge.
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THX-1138
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 3:25pmNipped. lol.
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Mukichan
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 3:21pmI shall never understand why Angry up tight people question how happy people have sex. If its any indication of other attributes of liberals, they accuse others of what they do so they don’t feel as disgusted with themselves. So my guess is more anxiety guilt ridden liberals casting aspersions on others to mask own insecurities .
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gr8t2bfree
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 3:19pmSounds like all the perverts are coming from the left to me!
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Baddoggy
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 3:19pmWait…shoveling sh@t on them? They are the ones having anal sex and wanting to legitimize it by calling it marriage. .They are diiving into s@it with their sex organs!
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progressiveslayer
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 3:46pmAnd our bisexual president has a stinky member.
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MBA
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 3:18pmIsn’t it funny (odd) how the liberals project their perverted behavior on the conservatives to try to make the uninformed electorate believe that the conservatives are the big, bad people in this country? The liberals are just gross and disgusting degenerates – who if they are not participating in depraved behavior they are endorsing it and blaming the Bible or God or conservatives for preventing them from participating in it,
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Dr Vel
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 3:31pmWhat scares me most is she looks like Bill Gates evil twin brother.
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TyrannyNoMore
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 7:48pmMBA….You took the words out of my mouth, especially the disgusting degenerate part. The only people projecting by the way, are these same degenerates.
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Anonymous T. Irrelevant
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 3:18pmI thought sex was all the Left thought about. They seemed to be preoccupied with it in Hollyweird.
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teebubba
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 3:17pmShe is one sick puppy..
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txannie
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 3:17pmTalk about projecting their sex lives….icky person…delusional.
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I.Gaspar
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 3:16pmThat photo…male? or female?
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TSUNAMI-22
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 3:22pmIt’s Pat.
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georgepatton
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 4:16pmNo it’s Chris!
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AIDANMAN
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 3:15pmwow, accuse your enemy of what you practice….
don’t they(dems and liberal’s) OWN the blue stained dress and walking Humador.. and he is still out fundrasing…
p.s. and the parents were proud of her for being known for that.. that’s discusting
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John655
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 3:14pmI know this is very unChristen of me, but who else finds it hard to believe she has had relations with more then one person. Look, Liz, who you can find one, then marry him.
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grandmaof5
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 3:25pmThat’s a woman? This is un-Christian of me too, but at first glance that’s not what I thought. Perhaps she should look west and check out the Hollywood scene – talk about perversion! Some of these people must be smoking mushrooms, or doing drugs, only to wake up and think their very thoughts and dreams are real. Or someone is paying them the big bucks to say stupid things. This gets stranger and stranger by the day.
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Mainer forever
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 3:13pmAhhhhhh the tolerant Left and thier delightful celebration of Diversity. (eyes-rolling)
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Bluebonnet
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 3:19pmWhat a sick SOB that dude is.
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scuba13
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 3:22pmAnd these are the same people who defend child predators and N.A.M.B.L.A.. Far left kooks, they never change.
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caleejr
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 3:12pmWait – who removed Bestiality from being criminal in the code of conduct for the military?
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Baddoggy
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 3:20pmBingo!!!
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DIR
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 4:04pmHaving sex with Elisabeth Kimmel is a bestial act. In fact, she’s the reason bestiality was/is/should be illegal. She’s the bipoduct of someone who had sex with a very strange animal and gave birth. Because of her middle name, I wonder if she qualifies as a white hispanic. If so, is she qualified to be on the Black Panther’s hit list. Just wondering. In any event she should be careful. A big game hunter might try to ‘bag’ her and hang her head in someone’s library (well more like someones bathroom, or possibly place her in a toilet and flush) as a trophy. With her goofy smile she’d make quite a trophy Is it illegal to hunt offspring of sasquatch?
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DesertRose1960
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 4:07pmYou unwittingly just proved her point, you know? Bestiality was part of the same provision that made any position but missionary illegal. Now how many service members avidly participate in oral sex with their wives? It was illegal and lumped in with banging the family dog. If you really are doing the dog, or think that everyone else is, maybe the problem is with you, and there are other statutes of the UCMJ that they could hit you with.
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AvengerK
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 5:32pmThank you for the union’s point of view once again TOKYOROSE. Any further questions? Anyone? Beuller?
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