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‘Pretend War’: Leftist Teacher Slams 4th of July Fireworks

As if there wasn’t already enough evidence that the Left has trouble with the idea of celebrating America’s independence, this story from EagNews’ Kyle Olson comes down the pike:

Bill Bigelow of the radical teacher organization Rethinking Schools, wrote that we need to “rethink” the 4th of July. This “progressive” teacher has declared war on fireworks.

Leftist Teacher Bill Bigelow: Fireworks Are Dangerous Pretend War

Bill Bigelow

The Fourth of July “…provides cover for people to blow off fireworks that terrify young children and animals, and that turn the air thick with smoke and errant projectiles. Last year, the fire department here [Portland, OR] reported 172 fires sparked by toy missiles, defective firecrackers, and other items of explosive revelry.”

Leftist Teacher Bill Bigelow: Fireworks Are Dangerous Pretend War

A terrifying, harrowing spectacle of devastation

So Bigelow is concerned about public safety. Fair enough. But there’s more:

“Apart from the noise pollution, air pollution, and flying debris pollution, there is something profoundly inappropriate about blowing off fireworks at a time when the United States is waging war with real fireworks around the world. To cite just one example, the Bureau of Investigative Journalism in London found recently that U.S. drone strikes in Pakistan alone have killed more than 200 people, including at least 60 children. And, of course, the U.S. war in Afghanistan drags on and on. The pretend war of celebratory fireworks thus becomes part of a propaganda campaign that inures us—especially the children among us—to the real wars half a world away.”

Leftist Teacher Bill Bigelow: Fireworks Are Dangerous Pretend War

If you squint closely enough, you can see a Mushroom cloud

Yes, to this ingenious teacher, fireworks promote war. In fact, he says fireworks are “pretend war!”

Yes, that’s right, according to a progressive teacher, fireworks scare children, damage property and simulate war. There are so many things wrong with this idea we’re not even sure where to start. First of all, we’re not sure what children Mr. Bigelow is used to dealing with, but something tells us that the idea of fireworks being terrifying to your average child is a bit far-fetched.

Leftist Teacher Bill Bigelow: Fireworks Are Dangerous Pretend War

"Maybe if I keep smiling at it and twirling it, it won't hurt me."

Moreover, sympathetic though we are to Mr. Bigelow’s concerns over public safety, we do have to wonder where he gets off complaining about disorderly behavior that destroys property and simulates warfare, given the sorts of editorials his organization posts on their website. From an article entitled “Occupy Education”:

In the education arena, teachers, parents, students, community members, and activists are finding imaginative ways to resist and to create alternatives. Here, occupation has taken many forms. Indeed, the education occupations preceded Occupy Wall Street. In the fall of 2009, California saw dozens of student occupations, sit-ins, and demonstrations to protest draconian budget cuts. Over the winter of 2011, students, teachers, public workers, and just about everyone else participated in the weeks-long occupation of the Wisconsin state capitol in Madison, protesting Gov. Scott Walker’s reactionary legislation. In Tucson last April, students defending the embattled Mexican American Studies program occupied a school board meeting, chaining themselves to board members’ chairs, chanting: “Our education is under attack! What do we do? Fight back!”

The Occupy movement itself spurred new momentum. In Trenton, N.J., demonstrators briefly occupied the state Department of Education, protesting Gov. Chris Christie’s pro-charter school initiatives. In New York City, members of Occupy DOE (NYC Department of Education) have offered a spirited challenge to Mayor Bloomberg’s undemocratic, handpicked Panel for Educational Policy (PEP). At one meeting, Occupy DOE mocked the PEP functionaries, yelling “puppet!” after each was introduced. As reported in Rethinking Schools, Social Equality Educators in Seattle led an occupation of the state capitol to protest school budget cuts and to stage a citizens’ arrest of legislators for abandoning the state constitution, which proclaims the support of public education as the state’s “paramount duty.” Teachers’ actions inspired hundreds of students at Seattle’s Garfield High School, who walked out of classes and rallied at City Hall in solidarity. Blogs like Occupy Education created a forum for “messages that dare public schools to serve students’ passions instead of politicians and vendors’ coffers,” and feature poignant student artwork displaying different “occupy” interpretations.

One of the most militant of the occupations occurred in Chicago, where more than 100 parents, youth, and community members staged a four-day sit-in at City Hall to protest Mayor Rahm Emanuel’s “practice of maligning black and Latino neighborhoods by destabilizing their public schools and selling them off to the highest bidder.” Organized by the Kenwood Oakland Community Organization (KOCO), and supported by the Chicago Teachers Union, UNITE HERE, and other community groups, demonstrators demanded that the mayor meet with the community to discuss its well-researched alternative to the Chicago elite’s profit-driven school improvement plans.

We can’t speak for people who fire off sparklers, but we’re fairly sure they’re less interested in destroying property and simulating war than people who try to violently shut down public facilities while announcing their intention to “fight back” against policies they don’t like.

And finally, while the authors here at the Blaze are not accredited teachers, we do have eyes, and as such, would like to get one particular bit of confusion cleared up. Mr. Bigelow thinks fireworks make people desensitized to the horrors and sounds of warfare by showing them explosions in the night sky accompanied by loud noises. Very well. We would love to hear his explanation for why any American cannot distinguish between this:

Leftist Teacher Bill Bigelow: Fireworks Are Dangerous Pretend WarAnd this:

Leftist Teacher Bill Bigelow: Fireworks Are Dangerous Pretend WarAside from the fact that both look awesome in pictures, we know which one we’d be more likely to run from. Does Mr. Bigelow?

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Comments (165)

  • Meyvn
    Posted on July 3, 2012 at 10:23pm

    Mr. Bigelow. You are sooooo deep. I would have never put it together without your insight.

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    Meyvn  
    • Ragnars Repos
      Posted on July 3, 2012 at 10:53pm

      Our grandparents feared and loathed commies for good reason.

      Apparently, Americans have forgotten what communists do when they rise to power.

      Communists hate the U.S. We have a communist President. He is working to destroy this country.

      Americans are thick-headed…fat, dumb, and happy…primed for the takeover and slaughter.

      Won’t they be shocked in a few years when, instead of demanding “What is my government going to do for me?!”, they are asking, “What is my government going to do TO me?”

      Shackles suck. Better get to saving yourselves from your power-mongering politicians, Americans. Before it’s too late.

      Once freedom is gone it will take much bloodshed to get it back.

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    • brother_ed
      Posted on July 3, 2012 at 11:02pm

      @RAGNARS REPOS

      Right on!

      Happy Independence Day!

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      brother_ed  
    • SnowKalBebes
      Posted on July 3, 2012 at 11:42pm

      Ask a veteran with PTSD how they like fireworks…

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      SnowKalBebes  
    • Cosmos102
      Posted on July 4, 2012 at 12:33am

      This guy must live in Depot Bay, Oregon.

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      Cosmos102  
    • MIBUGNU2
      Posted on July 4, 2012 at 1:01am

      Ironic, Mr. Bigelow lives next to the biggest FIRECRACKER
      on the West Coast.. Mount Rainier, 13,000 ft of High Explosives.
      Ya gotta’ LUV these deep thinkers, No common sense……

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      MIBUGNU2  
    • KoolAidDrinker
      Posted on July 4, 2012 at 3:00am

      Uuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Aaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Report this comment

      KoolAidDrinker  
    • king1
      Posted on July 4, 2012 at 3:11am

      yes his head is deep up his A*S

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      king1  
    • PATTY HENRY
      Posted on July 4, 2012 at 4:09am

      Tell this dopey TEACHER that Thomas Jefferson himself encouraged AMERICANS to Celebrate with games, music and celebration fires and gatherings of families –also worshiping GOD in thanksgiving for this glorious time (paraphrased) But he called for FIREWORKS.

      Where do these Commie Teachers with bad teeth keep coming from??? OUR JOB ONE, people, is to get that dope out of the WH and then to focus on our LOCAL SCHOOL BOARDS; GOVTS.
      THANK YOU GOD for the GIFT of the US of A!!! PS did you know that our Declaration of Independence is not allowed to be read in Congress now !??? I don’t know about you, but I want the 10 Commandments on display in all of our Gov. Buildings; our Declaration of Independence too!!

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    • Thatsitivehadenough
      Posted on July 4, 2012 at 4:28am

      The only good communist, is a dead communist. Bigelow.

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      Thatsitivehadenough  
    • AmazingGrace8
      Posted on July 4, 2012 at 8:24am

      @regnars

      Agree 100%
      Dr. Ben Carson was on Fox News this morning and he said it well.
      Happy Independence Day America!

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      AmazingGrace8  
    • starman70
      Posted on July 4, 2012 at 8:53am

      I bet that this JACKWAGON is a union member. Please move to CHINA. Your views will be more welcome there.

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      starman70  
    • dmerwin
      Posted on July 4, 2012 at 12:56pm

      It’s about celebrating our traditions. This guy is a moron OR he doesn’t value our traditions. My guess is the latter. I don’t agree with the too frequent combination of excessive alcohol consumption combined with real fireworks. But like guns or driving or lawnmowing or bicycle riding or chopping the celery for the potato salad when done by an unimpaired reasonable person there is no problem. For those people who cause property damage charge them, oh wait, there are already laws for that.

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    • Secret Squirrel
      Posted on July 4, 2012 at 1:40pm

      .
      Commies never quit whining.
      Fireworks are fun.
      Grow a set, deal with it.

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      Secret Squirrel  
    • BeeDee
      Posted on July 4, 2012 at 2:09pm

      But someone, somewhere might, in some way get hurt, scared, or offended. Therefore we should never do anything that might, in any way, be construed as dangerous or offensive. Protect us all from well-meaning idiots! How about some personal responsibility?

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      BeeDee  
  • paperpushermj
    Posted on July 3, 2012 at 10:18pm

    This Guy’s a Real Buzzkill

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  • RLTW
    Posted on July 3, 2012 at 10:14pm

    Pretend war is far better than real war, but even war requires rehearsals.

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    RLTW  
    • lukerw
      Posted on July 3, 2012 at 11:32pm

      The practice was the American Revolution… where two kinds of Warfare were fought… in the North, Regulars & Militias confronted British Formations… and in the South, Neighbors secretly organized hit and run strikes against Tory-neighbors & British Troops.

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      lukerw  
  • aChameleon
    Posted on July 3, 2012 at 10:13pm

    Change for the sake of change is the liberal battle cry. They don’t necessarily want things to change for the better, just change. They claim Republicans are resistant to change. That’s not true. I think we’re for any change for the better. Killing fireworks and the July 4th holiday isn’t my idea of a change for the better.

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    • glashole
      Posted on July 3, 2012 at 10:21pm

      Yup, and the commie should be upset with his commie friends that make the fireworks. Typical hipocrate teacher who want everyone to live by his rules.

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    • quarando
      Posted on July 4, 2012 at 8:29am

      Really? I know many liberals and I’ve never heard one support “change for the sake of change”. I think your problem is that you get your information on what liberals think for conservatives.

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      quarando  
    • BeeDee
      Posted on July 4, 2012 at 2:13pm

      Hope and change were the battle cry. But change was not defined. It was change for the sake of change, just as diversity is for the sake of diversity, not to strengthen our country but to weaken it.

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      BeeDee  
  • beckwill
    Posted on July 3, 2012 at 10:11pm

    Anyone setting off fireworks should release at least one for Bill Bigelow. We’ll yell “Bill” at the point of explosion symbolically thanking him for making them that much more enjoyable.
    His stupidity = our amusement.

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  • BryanB
    Posted on July 3, 2012 at 10:05pm

    I like the 4th of July Fireworks.

    Why do mean people always have to mess with stuff ????

    Pray for Jett………..

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    BryanB  
    • progressiveslayer
      Posted on July 3, 2012 at 10:28pm

      Because libs/nut cases are always miserable and they like to spread the misery.

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    • BryanB
      Posted on July 3, 2012 at 11:15pm

      @progressiveslayer

      I know it’s all about just wanting to control people.

      It reminds me of what my Great Grandmother use to say when she would see people do or talk stuff like this,

      “You just want reach out and snatch them bald headed.”

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      BryanB  
  • mapgirl10
    Posted on July 3, 2012 at 10:01pm

    Maybe said teacher should read John Adams letter to Abigail about his thoughts on our celebration of God’s blessing on America! He wanted it to be very festive and part of our celebration with God.

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    • sfrich
      Posted on July 3, 2012 at 11:44pm

      Or you could read Abigail’s letters to John where she asks him to fight at the Constitutional Convention for women’s right to vote and he ignores her.

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      sfrich  
  • wisehiney
    Posted on July 3, 2012 at 10:00pm

    I have a monster rocket on which I have written Jesse Helms. Now there was a hero. Passed on Independence Day 2008. It will not be as much fun as blowing up terrorists, but it will be mighty purty.

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  • Individualism
    Posted on July 3, 2012 at 9:56pm

    they know how to do fireworks in the middle east.

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    Individualism  
    • The-Monk
      Posted on July 4, 2012 at 12:31am

      And this pleases you because you are a troll? How are those college classes going? Learn how to spell yet? I guess college teaches you more important things like how protest with the OWS gang?

      Doesn’t your college have a course in grammar? You should consider taking it. Oh, I’m sorry, you teach that class, right?

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      The-Monk  
    • Steelheadisadouche
      Posted on July 4, 2012 at 8:52am

      WindyDualism
      Blah, blah blah ah blah blah. Blather blah, blah blah.

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      Steelheadisadouche  
  • dealer@678
    Posted on July 3, 2012 at 9:55pm

    This guy would’nt last a day here in Texas. Somthin about yella teeth

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  • Gypsy123
    Posted on July 3, 2012 at 9:55pm

    We have truly been invaded by golums who pretend to be human and he is a example

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    • RJJinGadsden
      Posted on July 3, 2012 at 9:59pm

      If his brain were to shrink any more, his ears would slap together with a thunderous clap.

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      RJJinGadsden  
  • nightingayle
    Posted on July 3, 2012 at 9:52pm

    This guy is an idiot…Children LOVE fireworks.. Want to bet that if Obama is in another 4 years that he will take our holidays and change our country’s songs.
    He is probably one of those terrible teachers that teach socialism to our children.

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  • Ron_WA
    Posted on July 3, 2012 at 9:50pm

    Mr. Professor, let me escort you into the combat zone so I can show you the difference btwn real fire-works & our celebratory entertainment fireworks.

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    • RLTW
      Posted on July 3, 2012 at 10:07pm

      We can figure he’d be good with dependence day and firing squads, if dear leader gets ——– nov 7th will be dependence day, then of course all us individual liberty types are screwed.

      RLTW

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    • Nehemiah6.3
      Posted on July 3, 2012 at 10:16pm

      John Adams felt to celebrate with all enthusiasm and excitement that we had declared Independence. Even before we had even gone to war against Britain. He knew of the impending war to come and yet felt that way because of the freedom they had chosen.Today, there are many like this professor who have no idea what the loss of freedom would really feel or be like. They all make a fuss about conservative values and celebrate bigger government. They have the luxury of speaking against freedom now while they still have freedom, but when freedom is gone, they will not speak out again because the government will have rounded them up first, and disposed of them.
      God gave us our agency to choose. He wants us to choose freedom. But this entails choosing to be self restrained, not restrained by government. This professor is a man who cannot control himself, so he wants to control others.
      Our country is in the condition it is because there are too many of its citizens who cannot control themselves, and they vote in people who cannot control themselves either.
      This is the root of the problem.

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  • dealer@678
    Posted on July 3, 2012 at 9:49pm

    Don’t liberal people in Oregon brush their teeth

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    • snapperman
      Posted on July 3, 2012 at 9:56pm

      My thought too: this guy should be seeing a dentist rather than wringing his hands about fireworks.

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    • RJJinGadsden
      Posted on July 3, 2012 at 9:57pm

      Probably smokes too much….dope!

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      RJJinGadsden  
    • CatB
      Posted on July 3, 2012 at 9:58pm

      Apparently not .. oh and btw .. I would like to PLACE SOME FIREWORKS .. where the sun don’t shine on this dude and LIGHT THEM UP!

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      CatB  
    • chips1
      Posted on July 3, 2012 at 10:07pm

      Sort of like a light at the end of his tunnel?

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    • KickinBack
      Posted on July 3, 2012 at 10:12pm

      @catb

      I’d be thinking this dude lives in a cave, so there should be a lot of places to stick the fireworks!

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      KickinBack  
    • toiletclogga
      Posted on July 4, 2012 at 8:29am

      Every 4th day when they flush their commodes!

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      toiletclogga  
  • toto
    Posted on July 3, 2012 at 9:47pm

    Because I am a conservative and would never really do intentional harm to another without good reason, I can only imagine what would be appropriate for this man, like a sparkler where the sun don’t shine.

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    • CatB
      Posted on July 3, 2012 at 9:59pm

      LOL .. read what I just posted above on DEALERS post. I am not as nice as you!

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      CatB  
  • RJJinGadsden
    Posted on July 3, 2012 at 9:46pm

    Think that he will blame the Chinese for introducing the world to these celebratory devices? I doubt it, more like Bush, or even George Washington. What an ENCINOM!

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  • michael7695
    Posted on July 3, 2012 at 9:44pm

    BIg surprise…a progressive not liking something American. At least he has the ability, for now, to voice his opinion.

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    • Cemoto78
      Posted on July 3, 2012 at 9:54pm

      If his hero gets another four years he will find out how tyranny works as and equal opportunity oppressor. Guys like this have no concept of how great it is to have freedom. Wonder if he has ever read or studied 1930′s Germany and how fast that changed.

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  • Cavallo
    Posted on July 3, 2012 at 9:42pm

    I won’t be celebrating because I will be in mourning for the loss of my freedom. It would be naive and hypocritical to celebrate the signing of the declaration when it what is means is now a lost pipe dream. I will not wave another American flag, nor place my hand over my heart, nor stand for the national anthem ever again until my freedoms from government are restored.

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    • TEXASGRANNY73
      Posted on July 3, 2012 at 10:06pm

      I will always wave my American flag, place my hand over my heart and always stand for the pledge under God and our national anthem. I will fight to the death to defend the Constitution as much as I can. I always remember the Alamo and the Americans from many states who fought to the last man. Maybe it is because I am a Texan….just sayin.

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    • DADDYWOREAWHITEHAT
      Posted on July 3, 2012 at 10:35pm

      @granny
      In south Texas we fly “come & take it”
      It fits to this also

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  • michael7695
    Posted on July 3, 2012 at 9:42pm

    Big surprise…a progressive not liking something American in nature. The cool thing about the USA, at least for now…is that he has the freedom to and can speak his mind and give his opinion.

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  • MAMMY_NUNN
    Posted on July 3, 2012 at 9:40pm

    Moron fireworks have been around for centuries.

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  • Gregb
    Posted on July 3, 2012 at 9:40pm

    Love the sparkler up the **** comment.
    America is listening to way too many idiots. common sense has been thrown out the window.
    stupid is as stupid does…and the left is demonstrating what stupid does.

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    • Meyvn
      Posted on July 3, 2012 at 10:29pm

      It’s a concerted movement among globalists to break down Nationalism however they can. It’s that simple.

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    • Meyvn
      Posted on July 3, 2012 at 10:34pm

      The sparkler in the ass seems to be a popular reaction. Ya think he needs police protection? At least a fire extinguisher perhaps.

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      Meyvn  
  • Inlightofthings
    Posted on July 3, 2012 at 9:40pm

    The guy has the right to make a living “Rethinking” schools in the public sector. Get off the public dole and see how much you can earn thinking up your garbage.

    Go Charters….

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  • purplehippo
    Posted on July 3, 2012 at 9:38pm

    I think statistics now prove that there are more morons in America than sane people.

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  • therealconservative
    Posted on July 3, 2012 at 9:35pm

    Sounds like a Ron Paul “FOLLOWER”

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    • Meyvn
      Posted on July 3, 2012 at 10:31pm

      Sounds more like a progressive globalist. I bet he thinks he’s a purdy fart smeller too.

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      Meyvn  
    • therealconservative
      Posted on July 3, 2012 at 10:45pm

      Nope, pure Ron Paul Pacifist.

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    • Re-Founding Sons
      Posted on July 4, 2012 at 10:41am

      Screw you buddy. Ron Paul and his supporters love this country. And are a lot more patriotic than you. You don’t know anything about people who support Ron Paul.

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      Re-Founding Sons  
    • Re-Founding Sons
      Posted on July 4, 2012 at 10:47am

      Please don’t be ignorant. I know many people who support Ron and they are more conservative than you my friend. It’s annoying how people like you want to stereotype people who support Ron Paul as OWS or anything progressive/ liberal.
      This Bill fellow is an obvious commie Obama progressive .
      Leave ron paul and the good people who support him out of it.

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      Re-Founding Sons  
  • randy
    Posted on July 3, 2012 at 9:33pm

    Someone needs to shove a sparkler up this guys ****

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    randy  

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