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‘No You Can’t. No You Shouldn’t. Don’t Even Try’: Conan O’Brien Unveils Hilarious New Obama & Biden Campaign Slogans

Jul. 27, 2012 6:02pm

Remember “Yes We Can,” “Hope,” and “Change We Can Believe In”?

Back in 2008, Team Obama ran a “slick,” “well-oiled” campaign. Nobody can deny that. From catchy slogans to eye-catching logos, they successfully marketed their product to 53 percent of America [of course, it helped that the alternative to Team Hopenchange was, um, "stale"].

However, a lot can happen in four years.

From the odd, off-putting, and slightly insulting “Life of Julia” to “Forward,” it appears Team Obama has lost some of its punch. And we’re not alone in this observation. Many on both sides of the political spectrum have noticed the Obama campaign’s tired and failed attempts to reconnect with voters.

Perhaps feeling a little sorry for them, late night comedian Conan O’Brien on Thursday decided to step in and offer Team Obama [free of charge!] a slew of campaign slogans much catchier than “Forward.”

These are the results [via TBS]:

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No you Cant. No you Shouldnt. Dont Even Try: Conan OBrien Unveils Hilarious New Obama & Biden Campaign SlogansNo you Cant. No you Shouldnt. Dont Even Try: Conan OBrien Unveils Hilarious New Obama & Biden Campaign SlogansNo you Cant. No you Shouldnt. Dont Even Try: Conan OBrien Unveils Hilarious New Obama & Biden Campaign SlogansNo you Cant. No you Shouldnt. Dont Even Try: Conan OBrien Unveils Hilarious New Obama & Biden Campaign SlogansNo you Cant. No you Shouldnt. Dont Even Try: Conan OBrien Unveils Hilarious New Obama & Biden Campaign Slogans

(H/T: Mediaite)

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  • Zeke48
    Posted on July 28, 2012 at 12:20am

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    • grayling646
      Posted on July 28, 2012 at 1:14am

      Comment: You left off the period.

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    • dwilco77
      Posted on July 28, 2012 at 1:57am

      priceless

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    • sixtysix
      Posted on July 30, 2012 at 9:21am

      Out of context; but, not untrue. Sometimes, without intending to, a liberal tells the truth. I know many good, average people who follow liberal doctrine. They mean well; but, just like the Jim Jones followers, they are misled and have not questioned the Pied Piper who is playing the toxic song of socialism.

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  • Zeke48
    Posted on July 28, 2012 at 12:18am

    I was told that the reason Odumbos ears are so Hugh is because Mouchell pulls him around the west wing by his ears all the time. And he told her to please stop because his mother always did that, and someone told him that he was starting to look like Alfred E. Newman.

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  • Dallasmarine
    Posted on July 28, 2012 at 12:00am

    Like a wise Texan once said Obama has done for America what pantyhose has done for foreplay!

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  • JoeK66
    Posted on July 27, 2012 at 11:35pm

    Conan, expect the IRS to audit you. And expect your business to be under investigation by Holder. And I wouldn’t go for any walks after midnight if I were you. Oh…and check your brakes frequently.

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  • rsanchez1
    Posted on July 27, 2012 at 11:19pm

    Conan has been doing this a few times already. No doubt Obama will say it’s out of context again, but seeing how many of these Conan can find, it has to say something about how Obama and Biden really feel. It is refreshing to see Conan poke fun at the President, instead of just bashing conservatives like every other late night comedy show does. It’s for that reason that I keep watching. I suspect it was in response to a period of intense liberal propaganda that was on Conan when they were promoting gay marriage. Their ratings must have dropped from going to the left so extremely, so they’re trying to balance their material.

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  • sndrman
    Posted on July 27, 2012 at 9:05pm

    or how about hey i just wanted free rides on an airplane,or moosechelles clothes were getting expensive. my house was bought from a convicted felon and i need a place to hide from chicago until the heat was off…..i wanted free security for my kids and their friends when we all went to separate vacations…..jow biden need someone to make him look good….and the topper to end all topper i was dared to do it,i didn’t even know what a president does,mostly i’m on the other side from the president…….it was a short barrel of the dnc so they didn’t have to dig to deep..my dog,what dog…there was never a dog just move along no dog here and you can’t call mossechelle a dog……my i could go all day and night long on this maybe i could help conan and maybe he’d be funny for once………….

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    • misslegal
      Posted on July 29, 2012 at 11:54am

      Love it, that’s funny. We need some humor in all this rhetoric called election time ha hahaha

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  • desertspeaks
    Posted on July 27, 2012 at 8:41pm

    stop ripping off family guy when peter was working for the tobacco loby, come on!! come onnnnn

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  • LeadNotFollow
    Posted on July 27, 2012 at 8:35pm

    …
    Obama’s new catch word “FORWARD”, should be changed to “BEND FORWARD”.
    In my opinion, that’s what he really means.

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  • MCDAVE
    Posted on July 27, 2012 at 8:25pm

    Read about the UN Gun Treaty…http://www.snopes.com/politics/guns/untreaty.asp Obama will sign this and once again go around congress to shove it down are throats.

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    • Puddle Duck
      Posted on July 28, 2012 at 1:26am

      It has to be ratified by a 2/3rds majority of the Senate first does it not ? The Dems simply do have the numbers to do that unless a large chunk of Repubs break with the party and vote with the Dems which IMO would be political suicide for the Repubs and likely for a good number of Dems.

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    • jdgalt
      Posted on July 28, 2012 at 11:11am

      The UN failed to even *produce* a gun treaty! No worries on that score, at least this year.

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    • blarman
      Posted on July 28, 2012 at 12:03pm

      There are already 50 signees that have said they will not ratify the treaty. I have also seen several commentaries by legal scholars that say that the Constitution’s preemption clause would make it a moot point anyway, as there is already established precedent from 1920 dictating that the US Constitution is the supreme law of the land – not the UN. Note that this doesn’t absolve Obama from bringing any of this up – it actually just condemns him more as an anti-US voice and further condemns him as a liar for taking the oath of office.

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    • G-WHIZ
      Posted on July 28, 2012 at 8:55pm

      Of course, THE TIDES FOUNDATION—you know—the one which wrote all the stimulus bills, instead of the house??) has written one for them already! Just happenstance to have one in their barack-pocket!

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  • LeadNotFollow
    Posted on July 27, 2012 at 8:10pm

    …
    First time Conan has been funny, in many years.

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    • brotherjohn
      Posted on July 28, 2012 at 9:52am

      Gotta give credit to the writers and research staff. Still, all in all, one of the best political bits he’s ever done.

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  • ComradeAdam
    Posted on July 27, 2012 at 8:08pm

    The “You should vote for Mr. Romney” slogan would probably get Obama reelected. Has anyone been elected or reelected that was endorsed by Obama? Romney’s trust and approval ratings would plumbet. With a record low turnout and between the Democrat voter fraud and mindless liberals Obama could pull it off.

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    • LeadNotFollow
      Posted on July 27, 2012 at 8:39pm

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      Comrade…..I agree.
      An Obama endorsement has always been the kiss of death for politicians.

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  • ComradeAdam
    Posted on July 27, 2012 at 7:56pm

    I don’t think even Obama is stupid enough to send foreign troops to try and collect Americans’ guns. Foreign troops would be safer in front of a firing squad than in America with the intent of robbing our freedom.

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    • DEFCON4
      Posted on July 27, 2012 at 8:11pm

      @comrade, Check out = Reid vs. Covert. The Constitution supercedes International Treaties………..

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    • Bluebonnet
      Posted on July 27, 2012 at 8:14pm

      And I approve of everything they said. Finally the truth from these two.

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    • WakingSheep
      Posted on July 28, 2012 at 9:21am

      Yeah,

      And our leaders follow the Constitution oh so well…..

      I only need one example an it is about the worst….

      NDAA

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  • McNamara
    Posted on July 27, 2012 at 7:50pm

    hahahaha, C’mon man….LOL

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  • beckyspatflaveredstew
    Posted on July 27, 2012 at 7:49pm

    Thanks for the link, any suggestions on how to stop or slow it down, before the blue helmet wearing foreigners kick in our door? I believe the sleeping giant has been asleep a little too long.

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    • Puddle Duck
      Posted on July 28, 2012 at 1:50am

      There is no way around the constitution when it comes to the god given rights it enshrines. No treaty that ursurps those guaranteed rights is valid under the rule of law. That being said the only way the 2nd could be changed is through amendment (very unlikely to happen) or through a radical reinterpretation of what the 2nd means through a SCOTUS ruling (a real possibility considering what happened with the Obamacare decision). The key to securing a new interpretation rests with the next occupant of the WH who will likely get to nominate anywhere from 1 to 3 SC justices. That alone is yet another reason why this coming election (with 4 liberals already on the SC bench) is so darn crucial. If Obama wins the Republic is dead and buried within a decade (that includes the contitution IMO). Romney has to win or the USA is toast.

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    • goahead.makemyday
      Posted on July 30, 2012 at 10:06am

      I don’t have anything to hide from the police so they won’t be busting down my door. With that out of the way if someone busts down my door they’ll be flying out of it back wards curtsy of a 12 gauge.

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  • uncleherbert
    Posted on July 27, 2012 at 7:32pm

    Now that was funny!

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    • jdgalt
      Posted on July 28, 2012 at 11:14am

      Just replacing him with Romney will be only a start. But when Obama goes on trial for corruption, it will *really* be change I can believe in!

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  • quiltgal
    Posted on July 27, 2012 at 7:24pm

    How about “I, I, I, I , I…….. thththththat’s all, folks.”

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  • The_Eye
    Posted on July 27, 2012 at 7:18pm

    OMG that was too good. I liked the ‘I’m in over my head’ one the best. Sadly these would all be telling the absolute truth for both of them.

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  • Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
    Posted on July 27, 2012 at 7:03pm

    Obama, the only one who could make the Canadian Dollar and the Peso worth more than the dollar.

    Obama, he did what no other country in the world has been able to do, break the American Spirit, and bring liberty to her knees.

    Obama, he is “The One”, I am glad there is only one of them.

    Official campaign slogan should be, “America, just sit back and enjoy it, or else. I will leave a $20 on the nightstand”

    Chicago politics have now gone global, and yet the Cubs still can’t win a world series.

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    • RetiredAmericanNavyTaxpayer
      Posted on July 27, 2012 at 9:50pm

      Well, since it was reported that both he and his buddy Rahm have life-time memberships in a Chicago hom-o-secktual ( sp) bath house I guess he must be “one”.

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    • BloodSweatandTears
      Posted on July 27, 2012 at 11:54pm

      Add to this that he has single handedly has out-spent everyone in the history of the world. One million seconds equals twelve days. One billion sec equals 32 years. One trillion seconds equals….drum roll… 32 thousand years…..he has spent five trillion in four years. And where did it go? No wonder they all take separate vacations. Who cares? It’ll never be repaid. Will someone please give the most over worked person in America a much needed vacation,—O’s golf caddy.

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  • mash4077
    Posted on July 27, 2012 at 6:54pm

    comrade o’brien is in some serious trouble.he dares to make fun of the fuhrer.maybe he is off his meds. i’m sure someone from the truth team will take him behind the wood shed and get his mind right, i mean left.

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  • Truthmonster
    Posted on July 27, 2012 at 6:34pm

    We bought a pig in a poke in 2008. The perfect storm, the haters after 8 years of railing against Bush with help from the socialist in the media hijacked America. As fearless leader sneakingly said after I get the morons to vote me in again I’ll have more flexibility to sell America out more. Plus I can appoint 2 more communists to the Supreme Court. I will have changed the greatest country into Cuba in 8 years. I’ll take the Mormon over the Moron!

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    • woodypynes
      Posted on July 27, 2012 at 8:02pm

      Well, well, well. Would you like something to drink with that P soup, or will you be having the crap sandwich today? You customers are so easy to please

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    • Puddle Duck
      Posted on July 28, 2012 at 1:58am

      Wow the Soros bought and paid for trolls are really scraping the bottom of the intellectual barrel these past few weeks….I guess having no real solid arguments with no factual proof of success behind the rotten policies has led them to sniping,insults and cheap shots as there only rebuttal to the myriad of problems they claim to have fixed but have only made worse (in reality) and far far worse in some cases (the uncontrolled , unprecedented deficit spending over the last 4 years cannot be spun in a positive way nor can the poor performance of the economy).

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  • thegreatcarnac
    Posted on July 27, 2012 at 6:33pm

    When you pull for obama…
    you become a mind numbed Z-obam-bie.
    When you are a Z-obam-bie you walk around stiffly with other democrats looking for brains since your has died….
    When you go around looking to bite people’s brains…
    A guy in a cowboy hat with a name like ‘Woody’
    shoots at you with a shotgun…
    When you are shot with a shotgun piece of your Z-obam-bie body is shot off…
    When you are shot you stagger to a hospital and go on obamacare…
    A doctor Z-obam-bie bandages you up and gives you nothing but the DNC talking point….
    You die in the hospital…
    DON’t die in the hospital and don’t become a Z-obam-bie
    Vote anyone but obama…

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  • MCDAVE
    Posted on July 27, 2012 at 6:19pm

    McDave for president…… You could do a lot worse……..I’m not qualified either…But I do like expensive vacations and golf.

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  • Lssmc
    Posted on July 27, 2012 at 6:15pm

    I love it! Obviously all taken out of context. But think of those who are too stupid to notice.

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    • Treaty
      Posted on July 27, 2012 at 6:23pm

      Doesn’t work with this crowd. Maybe they wouldn’t notice on HuffPo or DailyKOS?

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    • hifi74
      Posted on July 27, 2012 at 6:27pm

      The sad part is there will be people who will whine and complain that those quotes are out of context and its a smear campaign and yadda yadda yadda. The even more sad part is they are too stupid to realize that it was meant to be a joke. A damned funny joke if you, ask me but a joke non-the-less.

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    • qpwillie
      Posted on July 27, 2012 at 6:42pm

      @hifi74
      But you have to admit, it is blatantly racist.

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    • SCREW-WINDOWS
      Posted on July 27, 2012 at 6:59pm

      Your all clearly a racist !
      LOL

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    • RetiredAmericanNavyTaxpayer
      Posted on July 27, 2012 at 9:05pm

      Yep, We’re all racists for discriminating against that “white bread” Biden.

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  • Larry E
    Posted on July 27, 2012 at 6:13pm

    Now that’s flat hilarious, and I’m sure that the true Obamaites wouldn’t even notice the difference.

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  • TexasHunter
    Posted on July 27, 2012 at 6:10pm

    Funny how they both speak the truth when they are “trying to be sarcastic” OMG 2012

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