One woman’s well-intentioned decision to touch-up a badly damaged fresco painting, to put it gently, didn’t go so well. As you can see from the image above, what started out as a beautiful depiction of Jesus Christ wearing a crown of thorns, now resembles some sort of mythical beast or extra-terrestrial being — either way, the new image is unsettling.
As Gawker points out, the leftmost image is what the painting looked like two years ago; the middle image is how it looked in July when it was photographed for a religious art catalog; and the rightmost image is how it looks now after the attempted restoration.
The alterations were reportedly made by an elderly Spanish woman in her 80s who also happens to be a neighbor of the Centro de Estudios Borjanos in Borja, Spain — the church where the painting was proudly displayed. She apparently noticed the damage to painting and decided she would do a good deed and fix it. However, the amateur restorer realized — obviously, well into her work — that she “had gotten out of hand” and confessed to local authorities.
Gawker has more details on the painting:
A couple of weeks ago, the Centro de Estudios Borjanos in Borja, Spain, received a donation from the granddaughter of 19th-century painter Elías García Martínez. At the time, the Centro knew of only one painting by Martínez in Borja — Ecce Homo, a fresco on the walls of the church of Santuario de Misericordia.
[...] The leftmost image is how the painting looked two years ago; the middle image is how it looked in July, when it was photographed for a catalog of regional religious art. The image on right is how it looked when the Centro went to check it out on August 6th after receiving the donation. Hmm.
Perhaps we could give the old lady an “A” for effort? Sometimes it’s best to leave it to professionals… Or at least wait to be asked before you attempt to restore a rare, old painting.



















































































































Comments (192)
EndTheGOPTEA
Aug. 21, 2012 at 9:31pmStupid Picture of Jesus
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lukerw
Aug. 21, 2012 at 9:38pmDifferent Cultures; different Perspectives; different senses of Art & Beauty!
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watersRpeople
Aug. 21, 2012 at 9:43pmI don’t think they are stupid, except maybe he didn’t have blue eyes.
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PhilipJames
Aug. 21, 2012 at 9:48pmWhen you removed your head from its normal resting place, up your buttocks, the hit of oxygen severely damaged the few remaining brain cells. Please restore it to its rightful place before there are none left… please.
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grimmster
Aug. 21, 2012 at 9:55pmNo encinom aka endthegoptea,what is stupid, is allowing your sorry ass on here everyday, moron…..
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db321
Aug. 21, 2012 at 10:38pmI thought about getting a painting of Jesus, but I was afraid that if my house burns down, I would lose Jesus. So I looked into getting one of those plastic status of Jesus for my car, but if you take the magnate out, it falls over.
So I decided it was best for me to keep Jesus in my heart.
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saranda
Aug. 21, 2012 at 11:07pmYou can’t even make out the American flag in the background.
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bikerr
Aug. 21, 2012 at 11:11pmPicture? Wow!
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jstan442
Aug. 22, 2012 at 12:11ami am sure you wouldn’t say that about mohammed would you??
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princessnutsack
Aug. 22, 2012 at 12:36amwhy is it a stupid pic of jesus? he actually wore a crown of thorns…..its pretty accurate. please articulate why you think its stooopid.
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NOT A CRAZY
Aug. 22, 2012 at 12:54amIt is a painting. Did you know that a Marine is being held in America under communist tactic’s for posting patriotic material on his FB page? http://washington.cbslocal.com/2012/08/21/military-vet-detained-for-psych-evaluation-over-anti-government-facebook-posts/
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OneTermPresident
Aug. 22, 2012 at 9:53am@ENDTHEGOPTEA… Excuse me… but would you mind explaining to the Blaze audience why you took the time to register here knowing full well what side of the aisle the Blaze represents. What reason could it be… other than HATE? You haven’t been pooping in public… have you…?
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Mark13
Aug. 22, 2012 at 10:01amSitting in front of the computer 24/7 isn’t doing your mental health any good.
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Jezreel
Aug. 22, 2012 at 10:14amFunny how they try to depict Jesus with blue eyes and in other pictures they have him looking like a Swede. Roman Catholics like to keep him dead on the cross in pictures too.
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IsThereADifference
Aug. 22, 2012 at 11:09amNOTACRAZY
Good Story. I wonder why the Blaze is not covering this? Maybe it’s because Mitt Romney’s Vice Presidential nominee Paul Ryan voted YES for NDAA and CISPA. Under these new unconstitutional laws the government has the power to take private citizens into custody for exercising their 1st amendment rights.
The RNC is overrun with progressives. Thanks to the many complacent conservatives we now have super-progressives Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan as our only choice to get Obama out. Say goodbye to our once free nation.
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muffythetuffy
Aug. 22, 2012 at 12:36pmI do not believe this story. The original must have been swapped for that stupid picture and she made up that story. Check the canvas.
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floridareader
Aug. 22, 2012 at 12:56pmI suppose you can do an intelligent one, right?
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jzs
Aug. 22, 2012 at 1:10pmBut then again, nobody knows what Jesus looked like anyway.
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nixtheprez
Aug. 22, 2012 at 1:41pmThinking maybe He’s thinking the same about you!
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yourpantsonfire
Aug. 22, 2012 at 1:45pmYour ignorance or stupid is beyond further comment.
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shirleyandpearl
Aug. 22, 2012 at 1:47pmoooppps! reminds me of that first “MR BEAN” movie where he attempts to restore some expensive artwork he had wrecked.
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Teaparty-grammy
Aug. 22, 2012 at 5:35pm@SHIRLEYANDPEARL, who Posted: “oooppps! reminds me of that first “MR BEAN” movie where he attempts to restore some expensive artwork he had wrecked.”
That “Mr Bean” movie was the first thing I thought of when I saw this story’! :)
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lukerw
Aug. 21, 2012 at 9:16pmIt’s like the PROGRESSIVE FIX for AMERICA!
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Jenny Lind
Aug. 21, 2012 at 10:14pmThere ya go!
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SharonIsCaring
Aug. 21, 2012 at 10:19pmOur country has spent the last decade’s removing GOD from our lives and we’ve missed out on what scholars and scientist from around the world have been discovering. The discoveries have changed the world of science. Answers to the universe! Go to the faith section. In RESTORING LOVE’s comments.
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midwesthippie
Aug. 22, 2012 at 6:50am…it’s a perfect analogy for what has happened to our Constitution…and i don’t think we asked for it to be “fixed” either…
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Quiata
Aug. 22, 2012 at 7:46amSpot on, Luther!
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Anonymous T. Irrelevant
Aug. 21, 2012 at 9:16pmLooks like NEA funded art.
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Komponist-ZAH
Aug. 21, 2012 at 9:46pmNah.
It’s not submerged in urine or covered with feces.
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Gonzo
Aug. 22, 2012 at 12:26pmLooks like Picasso’s version of Christ.
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Mr.Fitnah
Aug. 21, 2012 at 9:15pmUnreal.
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Chuck Stein
Aug. 21, 2012 at 9:43pmThe poor woman must have dementia of some sort.
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princessnutsack
Aug. 22, 2012 at 12:37amwhats unreal? i dont get it.
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princessnutsack
Aug. 22, 2012 at 12:48ammr. fitnah…..i wonder how many folks here know what fitnah means. likely none. i did two stints in juvi. i know fitnah is a black thing. my white friends and i used to play the drinking game president, my rule when i was president was… before you speak you must say fitnah or you drink. it was hard for them to start every sentence with that, its funny that it comes so natural to the AA community.
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Redwood Elf
Aug. 22, 2012 at 2:15pmNo, Princess, Fitna is a Muslim thing, not a “black” thing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIKCgRlwQUA
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phrogdriver
Aug. 21, 2012 at 9:14pmI heard she was so upset, she had to take a job cleaning Glen Beck’s office. And she got his fishbowl sparkly clean.
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The-Monk
Aug. 21, 2012 at 9:13pmI used to restore the “very old” picture frames at the Smithsonian Institute.
This is one messed up restoration. Looks like Whistlers Mother taking a nap. : (
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gillfish
Aug. 21, 2012 at 11:59pmyea a dirt nap!
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The-Monk
Aug. 22, 2012 at 12:02am@gillfish
You’re not very nice. Or maybe I missed something? : (
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Quiata
Aug. 22, 2012 at 7:49am@Monk Is it possible to RE-restore this unfortunate mess? Where does one begin?
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RJJinGadsden
Aug. 22, 2012 at 10:00amHi MONK, yeah this guy’s skills are hardly beyond kindergarten finger painting.
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FREEDOMoverFEAR
Aug. 21, 2012 at 9:13pmShe should just pray that God will fix it. He can do anything.
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Cesium
Aug. 21, 2012 at 9:29pmThat depiction of Jesus is also way way too white! Jesus was a middle easterner! If anyone ever wanted to accurately depict Jesus, they would find he looks more similar to Bin Laden. I know middle eastern Jews indigenous to the holy land area and that don’t look like white people.
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lukerw
Aug. 21, 2012 at 9:41pmGOD did fix it: Christ left no image behind… for Impersonators, Heathens, or Idiots!
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jake-spoon
Aug. 22, 2012 at 5:54am@cesium, Jesus is only half middle eastern. His father is God,and He was here before there were middle easterners.
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DeavonReye
Aug. 22, 2012 at 8:55amBut Jake, . . . . there was nothing about him [Jesus] that would draw people to him, . . . so he would have looked like any other Jew at the time.
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Copo
Aug. 22, 2012 at 9:54am@Cesium Today’s middle easterner is a lot darker than 2000 years ago middle easterner, you know, because this thing called the Islamic invasion happened and all the people from the southern part of the Arabian Peninsula came up and conquered the entire middle east. He wouldn’t have been as white as in the painting, he probably would have been around the same skin color as Sicilians.
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jake-spoon
Aug. 22, 2012 at 10:48amDevonreye;Beggin’ your pardon Devon, I don’t know what He looked like then, but I’ll know Him when I see Him. People were drawn to Him because of His message.
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Cesium
Aug. 22, 2012 at 11:56am@Jake-spoon funny he is the son of god when I keep hearing about how he IS god…
@copo – If you read the bible you’d find that Jews and Muslims come from the same line- Abraham.. Muslims are direct descendants of Abraham’s whore Hagar who birthed Ishmael, Muhammed being supposed direct decedent. I’m not sure what you said was true, I don’t know if anything in the bible is true but if you are gullible enough to take the bible as truth, then middle eastern jews and middle eastern muslims share a lot genetically.. I know jews from Iran and i’ve met jews from Iraq… they are not white… Mitochondrial DNA has already traced human roots to africa and before the white mutations we as humans were black first… you people think God preferred having a white son? Maybe god is black.. If he created man in his image, the first humans were black… the science shows it.. all mitochondrial dna traces back to african origin …
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jake-spoon
Aug. 22, 2012 at 12:08pmOh,cesium,I get you now.Bless you’re heart.
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Cesium
Aug. 22, 2012 at 12:14pm@jake Bless, you are heart..?
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jake-spoon
Aug. 22, 2012 at 1:06pmCesium; typo, should have said bless your heart. Sorry you couldn’t figure that out.
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Redwood Elf
Aug. 22, 2012 at 2:25pmWell he wasn’t a sub-Saharan African like Obama’s church believes either.
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DLV
Aug. 22, 2012 at 4:17pmCesium- the fact is you don’t care to know the truth of the bible. I know Sleazy hippo has given plenty of evidence for the validity of the bible, I’ve followed his posts and all the atheists just run away when he brings up evidence. I know a bit myself but if you don’t care to know the truth, and you just wanna continue spewing crap, no is going to bother to set you straight.
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princessnutsack
Aug. 21, 2012 at 9:11pmI think Jesus is up there laughin with her (not to imply SHE is laughing). I think He is sayin, well done good and faithful servent. I think He also has art lessons planned upon her arrival. Poor grammy, I’m sure she is mortified.
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Cesium
Aug. 22, 2012 at 12:02pmI think most of the stories of Jesus is an embellished “big fish” fable. Your “thought” is nice though. good job. I also like to think that aliens exist. ahh thoughts…
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CoffeeIsForClosers
Aug. 21, 2012 at 9:08pmDon’t any of you foolios remember Whistlers Mother and Mr Bean
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TulsaYeeHaw
Aug. 21, 2012 at 11:44pmI remember it on the naked gun 2 1/2
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Nahum
Aug. 21, 2012 at 9:07pmI honestly believe to her all three pictures look the same.
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jhaydeng
Aug. 21, 2012 at 9:49pmI wonder where she put the real picture!
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BryanB
Aug. 21, 2012 at 8:59pmIt’s Bush’s fault !!!!!!!
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The-Monk
Aug. 21, 2012 at 9:10pmHi BryanB,
No, it’s Brushes fault. LOL
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SharonIsCaring
Aug. 21, 2012 at 9:11pmMore video’s useing science and forensics to Prove the BIBLE is TRUE in faith section. Go to RESTORING LOVE’S comments.
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Do The Right Thing
Aug. 21, 2012 at 11:07pm@The Monk: Geez that was great, Got a great laugh outta that, Thanks!!!
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The-Monk
Aug. 21, 2012 at 11:59pm@Do The Right Thing
Thanks…. any day I can laugh is a good day.
Any day I can help someone else laugh is an even better day. : )
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RJJinGadsden
Aug. 22, 2012 at 10:04amHi MONK, Now wish I had gotten to this story earlier. I have to agree with Do The Right Thing. That was funny. Much like Rosie O’Donnell should blame the fork for making her so fat.
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N37BU6
Aug. 22, 2012 at 10:09amSharon may be caring… just not thinking.
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God_Is_Not
Aug. 21, 2012 at 8:57pmReminds me of the Bible…
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Seabass82
Aug. 21, 2012 at 9:04pmGod IS…..I will say that the Bible is a little fuzzy at times. However, it is more clear than this women attempt at “restoring” this piece of art.
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SharonIsCaring
Aug. 21, 2012 at 9:07pmhttp://www.itbn.org/index/detail/lib/Networks/sublib/TBN/ec/VidGEwMzoQ87NAk6RkeVN1_cmUgEhMZZ (See with your own eye’s) Galapagos Island. where GODS 1st creatures live and where Darwin got his EVOLUTION theories from. See how scientist and scholar’s w/ forensic’s and science have PROVEN Darwin wrong.
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BryanB
Aug. 21, 2012 at 9:08pmObviously you have never actually read the Bible…………
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Gr8ful1jim
Aug. 21, 2012 at 8:44pmLooks like Bob from “That 70′s Show”.
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Detah
Aug. 21, 2012 at 9:05pmShe was clearly trying to restore it to the original Ookla look from Thundarr the Barbarian.
http://s3images.coroflot.com/user_files/individual_files/312524_08_TRJaWFNEHxVQFiUr7zLXb0.jpg
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Wool-Free Vision
Aug. 21, 2012 at 9:53pmMore like Flat Eric: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z47KUNmmCng
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DLV
Aug. 22, 2012 at 4:21pmhahahahahaha like Buddha looks like Bob right? I love That 70s show my favorite show of all time.
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Polarized America
Aug. 21, 2012 at 8:43pmShe would have been ok but the numbers were covered up
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princessnutsack
Aug. 21, 2012 at 9:12pmlol, NICE.
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SycamoreFan
Aug. 21, 2012 at 8:40pm@ Skrewed I like the Constitution analogy.
My question is how did it go from #1 to #2 in just 2 years? The old lady may have totally whacked it up but it was disappearing anyway! It wouldn’t have lasted another 2 or 3 years max. What do they do to paintings at that church? Put it in a glass frame or something!
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Wool-Free Vision
Aug. 21, 2012 at 8:48pmThe second image was probably after the same woman had attempted to clean the patina off of it with Tilex and a scouring pad because she thought it looked dirty. After realizing she had scrubbed half the paint off, she then attempted to restore it. Just a theory, but it rings true to me.
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slvrserfr
Aug. 21, 2012 at 8:32pmShe turned what was once a work of art into a really bad abstract painting. Should have just taken a high resolution picture and had it professionally edited on a computer before actually modifying it.
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G.E.R
Aug. 21, 2012 at 8:32pmConsidering no one knows what he looks like she may have done a good job
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MOLLYPITCHER
Aug. 21, 2012 at 9:18pmAccording to the Bible, Jesus wasn’t a beautiful person to look at. I’m sure he didn’t look like the “fixed” painting, and probably not like the original but I see your point.
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TheMajority
Aug. 21, 2012 at 8:30pmI never thought it was a good idea to replace manufacturing and production with arts and crafts. Does any artist have the talent to paint a wind mill running a factory? Spain can’t either.
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one.dakine.howlie
Aug. 21, 2012 at 8:29pmMy gosh… A piece of rare history absolutely destroyed by a moron…
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Magyar
Aug. 21, 2012 at 9:35pmI’m ccertain that the Lord does not see it that way– She is one of his good and faithful and will be rewarded in heaven.
Praise the Lord!
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Words_of_the_Buddah
Aug. 22, 2012 at 5:01pmSo, are you saying that your god takes favorites?
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hi
Aug. 21, 2012 at 8:29pmHaha!
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nocomment
Aug. 21, 2012 at 8:28pmCouldn’t help but chuckle… cracked up actually.
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TumbleBumble
Aug. 21, 2012 at 11:16pmSame here! I had to stop looking. :)
The only thing I keep wondering is why the woman thought she was of the same caliber of artistic talent as the original artist. That’s having a whole lot of faith in one’s self!
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bpodlesnik
Aug. 21, 2012 at 8:22pmHow old was she, like 5? That looks horrible now.
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kaydeebeau
Aug. 21, 2012 at 8:32pmOnly looked at the pictures huh? Story says in her 80s…Bless her heart. I am sure she is mortified
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Wool-Free Vision
Aug. 21, 2012 at 8:34pmRead. Comprehend. Post. In that order. Had you read the words that accompany the images you would know that the woman who did this is in her 80′s, and no one would have to waste their time answering your stupid question.
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stumpy68
Aug. 21, 2012 at 9:00pmsarcasm they don’t gets it
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princessnutsack
Aug. 21, 2012 at 9:15pm@ wool free vision, grandma clearly does not share your same vision. :)
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bpodlesnik
Aug. 21, 2012 at 11:25pmYikes, I guess I was a little to sharp on the sarcasm. My apologies.
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Tri-ox
Aug. 21, 2012 at 8:13pmObviously, she’s a big fan of rhesus monkeys.
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Gumbercules
Aug. 21, 2012 at 8:36pmSpot on . . . spot on!
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Chuck Stein
Aug. 22, 2012 at 12:52amGood one. I really laughed out loud.
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Skrewedretiree
Aug. 21, 2012 at 8:13pmPicture one looks like the Constitution. Picture two looks like the Constitution after the Clinton Administration got done with it. Picture three looks like today’s Constictution after the Obama Regime and the Supreme Court got hold of it. Notice I didn’t say “got through with it”. I don’t think they’re done yet.
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progressiveslayer
Aug. 21, 2012 at 8:18pmNope they’re not done yet,almost though just look at the communist manifesto that’s their endgame.
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bpodlesnik
Aug. 21, 2012 at 8:23pmCan’t leave politics out, for just once?
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TheMajority
Aug. 21, 2012 at 8:23pmI know I should not have laughed at that out of respect for our Constitution, but thanks for the grin. I needed it. :)
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normalmom
Aug. 21, 2012 at 8:24pmInteresting analogy.
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Wool-Free Vision
Aug. 21, 2012 at 8:31pmSkrewed, your analogy is brilliant. Kudos, sir. It truly is a perfect fit. That pathetic image on the right is a complete perversion of the original, just as the Marxist’s “living” Constitution is a perversion of the original. It pains me to even look at it.
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TheMajority
Aug. 21, 2012 at 8:32pmPlease though, don’t forget the crimes of the republican party.
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Wu Ming Ren
Aug. 22, 2012 at 3:01pmBPODLESNIK posted on August 21, 2012 at 8:23pm — “Can’t leave politics out, for just once?”
Since The Blaze is a political blog and not an art blog, your question is irrelevant. The Left uses art to further its political agenda, so I see politics in art. I see politics in everything, as a defense against the Left, which sees politics in everything.
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65Plus
Aug. 21, 2012 at 8:11pmHow about cleaning Orson Wells fishbowls? Same preservationist???
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Steverino
Aug. 21, 2012 at 8:33pmNow THAT’S funny!
Steve
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captquest
Aug. 21, 2012 at 8:56pmYou beat me to it, that’s the first thing I thought about too. LOL
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RJJinGadsden
Aug. 22, 2012 at 10:02amCAPTQUEST, I commend you for your choice of an avatar. Have been using the same for a quite a while.
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