Presented with little commentary because, frankly, we have no idea what’s going on with MSNBC’s Chris Matthews (and we’re too scared to ask).
All you need to know is this: Matthews really, really likes former President Bill Clinton. He really likes him. To the point where it’s unsettling:
I always figured that if Bill Clinton landed on Mars. He would know how to do it with them. He would know how to reproduce. He would know everything. He would just instinctively know how to talk to people. They would be laughing in about five minutes. The Martians.
See? Matthews has a — wait, what was that about reproducing with Martians?
Actually, never mind. Enjoy (the Martian stuff starts at about 2:00, but there’s plenty of other gold throughout):
Final Thought — We can’t decide which part we enjoy the most: The over-the-top praise for Clinton’s convention speech (“Years from now we may look back at tonight and remember Bill Clinton’s speech as one of the greatest in convention history”), the fawning over Clinton’s “gestures” (“They’re going to teach these in school someday”), or the cheesy Saturday morning cartoon-style music MSNBC producers chose to play during the Clinton “Best Of” recap.
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hierge
Sep. 6, 2012 at 1:02pmNo, I actually think Matthews is speaking from personal experience here. The only movie character I can think of to compare him to is from Kill Bill 2. The part played by Darryl Hanna when she gets her other eye plucked out and wildly swings her sword around smashing objects while screaming ” You bi@!h, I’ll get you! I’ll get you!”
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Detroit paperboy
Sep. 6, 2012 at 1:10pmTingles is on some serious prescription drugs……no doubt …
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oldguy49
Sep. 6, 2012 at 1:40pmdo the martians know what a lewinski is????????????????
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ambrosia
Sep. 6, 2012 at 1:43pm….and to think “Boiled Peirogi-Puss” Matthews
and the rest of OnamaMedia called Eastwood’s gig “Bizarre”.
Wow !
C’mon…this guy is not only a loser…he’s a demented loser !
The ONLY reason these morons called Eastwood’s gig “Bizarre”
was because they didn’t think of it, didnt execute it
and didn’t see it coming.
It was perfect Political Smack-
right on target & it resonated with the American People….BIG time.
Matthews is a free-range DOPE-
he SO wanted to be a politician
but sadly, will be only remembered for drinking with Tip O’Neil
and writing crap speeches for a crap president, Jimmah Carhter.
He should be outraged about Solyndra & his Boy-Wonder’s deficit,
instead he’s roaming around Mars,
imagining how Martians procreate,
testifying Bubba’s experience & atrocious record with women
would help seal the deal with a Martian super model.
Mars IS missing another martian
& he looks just like Chris Matthews.
Hey, Fatso-
phone home !
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Whistleblower
Sep. 6, 2012 at 2:04pmFormer Rezko partner says he gave Tony $400K for Obama
http://illinoispaytoplay.com/2012/02/27/former-rezko-partner-says-he-gave-tony-400k-for-obama/
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mersey
Sep. 6, 2012 at 2:13pmI don’t know about Mars, but Chris Matthews’ brain cells spend their time on the seventh planet from the sun.
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sillyfreshness
Sep. 6, 2012 at 2:27pmChris Matthews is a leftist, communist so it makes sense he’s in love with the Democratic Party (Communist Party).
Chris Matthews would fit right in as a propagandist from the Soviet Union era Pravda.
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RJJinGadsden
Sep. 6, 2012 at 2:38pmoldguy49, LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wR-xK2xadkE
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Ars21689
Sep. 6, 2012 at 3:25pmOldguy, the real question is, do the martians like cigars?
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Chinishque
Sep. 6, 2012 at 3:47pm@Mercey…you mean the same place where Anderson Cooper wants to be…Uranus!
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SPIN_MD
Sep. 6, 2012 at 3:59pm@oldguy49
or presidue?
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tcseacliff
Sep. 6, 2012 at 4:39pmI would call him brain damaged, but then i would get the relatives of brain damaged people insulted so i won’t but, does he listen to himself? anyway, i thought he lost his job? he did the George Costanza and just showed up !
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RWCT
Sep. 6, 2012 at 4:50pmDoes Matthews chew tobacco? Just wondering as he is always SPITTING when he talks. Maybe it is just froth from the Chill up his leg from Obama. I REALLY want to know. K.K. maybe not. The answer may be too disgusting! Chris might be onto something re martians, as I am certain, he is NOT from this world!
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AvengerK
Sep. 6, 2012 at 5:41pmChrissie Tingles just can’t control himself any longer he’s just gushing with mancrush.
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turkey13
Sep. 6, 2012 at 6:00pmBill Clinton was smart! He survived Jennifer Gate, Vince Gate, Travel Gate, White Water Gate, Monica Gate and M_aster Bate Gate. I don’t know about the reproducing bit since declared a B_low J_ob wasn’t sex.Also, who is Chris Mattews?
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Miami
Sep. 6, 2012 at 8:50pmI guess Chris Matthews is finally out of the closet…?
He’s in love with the art of lying and willing to give tail to any who show support for his first closeted love…Obama
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LogCabinRepublican
Sep. 6, 2012 at 8:51pmHe had tingles up both legs and I believe he even climaxed – He needs to get medicated or remember to take his medication.
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DoGooder
Sep. 6, 2012 at 11:53pmWait…is that wet stain on mathews chin, or did he just eat a glazed doughnut..
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thegreatcarnac
Sep. 6, 2012 at 1:01pmChris Mathews is apparently a closeted homosexual. I think we can all agree on that. He is supposed to be covering a speech but he is daydreaming of Clinton having sex with an alien Martian. In his dream he was probably playing the part of the Martian.
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Bluebonnet
Sep. 6, 2012 at 1:36pmHe seems to have sex on his mind, otherwise it’s peeing down his leg. Who can keep up with this dunce?
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1proudAmerican
Sep. 6, 2012 at 2:10pmChris Matthews sounds like he’d like to “do it” with Clinton……..AND Obama!
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sillyfreshness
Sep. 6, 2012 at 3:21pmYou can’t be a white male Democrat without being a closet gay. The Democratic Party (Communist Party) has nothing to offer straight, white males. Moreover, the Democrats look at straight white males as the enemy that needs to be destroyed.
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jespasinthru
Sep. 6, 2012 at 10:36pmWhite, heterosexual males are the “bitter clingers”, remember?
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DRAGONSEED
Sep. 7, 2012 at 2:34am“Mathews is apparently a closeted homosexual.”
Many others have had the same thought/suspicion/impression, ever since his TINGLES nonsense… And the louder and more hysterical Chris becomes, the more convinced many become that “where there is smoke, there is fire.”
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term limits for congress
Sep. 6, 2012 at 1:00pmHe’d show the Martians how to Lewinsky.
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RRD
Sep. 6, 2012 at 12:53pmSo no wonder the Dims are so far out there. They reproduce with aliens.
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rikyt74
Sep. 6, 2012 at 2:05pmI know the Dems are reproducing in Arizona with Aliens!
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JJohnGalt2
Sep. 6, 2012 at 12:50pmLeave Mathews alone. He is an idiot.
DID ANYONE ELSE SEE CLINTON bow to OBAMA when Obama came out on stage after the speech?
That is what is scary, not some idiot like Mathews mouthing off.
Get your priorities right. The Blaze needs some adult supervision.
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MAULEMALL
Sep. 6, 2012 at 12:57pmTrying to find a place to put his cigar
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Longing for Change
Sep. 6, 2012 at 1:10pmSo people can see Clinton bow to his majesty…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzDhk3BHi6Q
It is in the last few seconds. Do like I did last night and ignore the first 48:30 seconds. Then His Majesty Obama walks out and Clinton bows to him.
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DenisWTexas
Sep. 6, 2012 at 1:19pmYou are spot on. By bowing, Clinton was demonstrating the moves that Chris Matthews is talking about – the ones that we will be teaching in schools.
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Bluebonnet
Sep. 6, 2012 at 1:44pmBowing to obama was condescending, at least that’s the way I saw it. He used words that made you stop and think about “what” he really meant. I think he gave clues about how he really thinks about obama. I expected something, otherwise I’d have never watched it.
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xCalix
Sep. 6, 2012 at 12:48pmmatthews is a druggie.
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term limits for congress
Sep. 6, 2012 at 12:59pmhe takes the “ambien” to help reduce the tingles – and, yes, he has a prescription for them.
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MBA
Sep. 6, 2012 at 12:47pmWhat a disgusting, crass excuse for a human being. His employer should be embarrassed by this ridiculous commentary masquarading as news. Geez! The liberals and media are unbelievable stupid.
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Lucy Larue
Sep. 6, 2012 at 3:23pmMBA,
Truly they are! STUPID I mean.
Sad that Chris Matthews is THE FACE of what journalism has become in this nation.
There are so many of his ilk spewing swill….,Dianne Sawyer, Soledad O’Brien, Wolf Blitzer, George Stephanopolous,Katie Couric, Matt Lauer,on and on ad nauseum. What Chris said does not seem odd. It IS the norm…,NON?
They all bill themselves as journalists. They are not. They are PROPAGANDISTS.
They have brought the “JOURNALISM” of communist TASS and PRAVDA to our great nation.
They suck up the largesse of the United States, collecting huge salaries for their treason, while simultaneously rooting for it’s demise.
I post from Wonderland. Down is up. Up is down. We’re painting the roses red.
Asthe Cheshire Cat said to Alice,”We’re ALL mad here”.
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Detroit paperboy
Sep. 6, 2012 at 12:45pmTingles, it’s ok for you to come out of the closet………..
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floridareader
Sep. 6, 2012 at 12:44pmHe “will do it” with Martians. He will know “how to reproduce…”. Was that suppose to be a compliment or an insult?
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1TrueOne55
Sep. 6, 2012 at 12:52pmWell that depends on which side of the fence your on.
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JACKTHETOAD
Sep. 6, 2012 at 1:53pmHey now, Martians are asexual. They’re our only neighbors who don’t get offended when you tell them to go screw themselves.
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coachsmac
Sep. 6, 2012 at 12:44pmDo you really think these guys believe what they are saying? Unbelievable!!! ignorance is bliss!! Os is it stupid is as stupid does!!!
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moreteaplease
Sep. 6, 2012 at 12:40pmThere have been more than a few times in the past where I could swear that Chris was under the influence of something while on the set, be it drugs or booze, so I am not too surprised by the wild comments that come from him. Maybe Chris wishes he was a martian?
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Joe
Sep. 6, 2012 at 12:40pmWill somone please go tell Mr. Tingle it’s time for group.
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TheEDGE
Sep. 6, 2012 at 12:37pmClinton gave an alright speech for a rapist.
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Tri-ox
Sep. 6, 2012 at 12:34pmOh no – Clinton isn’t going to start raping women on Mars now, is he?
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COFemale
Sep. 6, 2012 at 12:34pmI am predicting a straight jacket moment on 7 November regardless who wins.
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mikedy
Sep. 6, 2012 at 1:09pmIt will be fun to watch either way!! He sat thru the entire clip grinning like someone with no brain. I thought they were going to have to wipe drool of at any moment.
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Zipit
Sep. 6, 2012 at 2:04pmThis guy can’t hold out untill nov. 7th. He needs a straght jacket and a padded room now. He has lost it!!!
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elosogrande
Sep. 6, 2012 at 12:33pmThank you, Chris, for yet another confirmation the you, and the rest of the MSNBC anchors, are complete fools..idiots…buffoons. There is no group of people in the “news” field that is more stupid than you.
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BurntHills
Sep. 6, 2012 at 12:27pmenough of this drivel, our veteran just called our attention to ATLASSHRUGGED, Pamela Geller’s website exposing the islamic agenda, there is a HORRIFIC article and a letter from a concerned AMERICAN parent on the anti-semitism anti-Christian anti-American islamic agenda being FORCED on 9th graders in the ONTARIO OHIO high school.
atlasshrugged. see “Ohio: The Islam Project for ninth graders” it is her leading article today.
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moreteaplease
Sep. 6, 2012 at 12:54pmAnd she has yet to receive a response. Scary but not surprising in today’s world.
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Stelex
Sep. 6, 2012 at 1:05pmIf its true, should be a big eye opener.
http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2012/09/ohio-the-islam-project-for-ninth-graders.html
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sy212
Sep. 6, 2012 at 12:26pmChris Matthews is besides himself, look at him smiling and telling little kookie stories about Bill BJ Clinton. How touching. Gag me. Wonder if the police are going to have to remove all the guns from Matthews house when Obama loses. Hey, there are still knives Chris.
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Shastasage
Sep. 6, 2012 at 12:26pmI think they have a mental disorder…really!
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Gonzo
Sep. 6, 2012 at 12:25pmThis guy is easily duped, isn’t he?
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BurntHills
Sep. 6, 2012 at 12:30pmpamela geller on atlasshrugged just exposed an anti-semitic PRO-ISLAM hatefilled school program being forced on 9th graders in the ONTARIO OHIO high school.
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angelcat
Sep. 6, 2012 at 12:31pmMaybe Clinton DID reproduce with Martians and Matthews is the unfortunate mutant result.
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BurntHills
Sep. 6, 2012 at 12:32pmso sorry,” atlas shrugs” pamela geller site, , we are upset cos we had to fight for a child NOT to be indoctrinated into islam before TOO.
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Gonzo
Sep. 6, 2012 at 1:08pmI hope Martians are fat and ugly…or Bill may not be interested.
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Deckle
Sep. 6, 2012 at 12:24pmThese guys live in alternative universe! They actually believe their own press. I just watched it for how funny it is that they believe this way! It really is sad!
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elvisroy0000
Sep. 6, 2012 at 12:23pmmy newest video Empty Chair is Going Viral Right Now http://youtu.be/6EFuv9IXF1c
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Rothbardian_in_the_Cleve
Sep. 6, 2012 at 12:22pmIt was hard to understand Chris with Bill’s equipment in his mouth.
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Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Sep. 6, 2012 at 12:21pmChris Matthews is insane.
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Truth4SureNuff
Sep. 6, 2012 at 12:29pmI second that
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kickagrandma
Sep. 6, 2012 at 12:33pmYes, he is. I’m beginning to think a large, if not huge, portion of the left is absolutely bonkers.
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BurntHills
Sep. 6, 2012 at 12:21pmit’s obviously time for the buckle’y white coat with the straps in the back for chris matthews. altho he’s right about clinton, clinton would ‘poke’ a hole in a mudbank if he thought no one was looking.
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