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SNL Returns With ‘Ah’ing Obama, Gaffe-Prone Romney & Bad-at-Math Ryan

Sep. 16, 2012 7:49am Madeleine Morgenstern

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“Saturday Night Live” kicked off its new season with President Barack Obama conceding that America isn’t “in love” with him anymore, but confident in his re-election chances because of his “secret weapon” — an endlessly out-of-touch Mitt Romney.

Obama — played this season by cast member Jay Pharoah — stammered through his Ohio campaign stop with plenty of “ah”s, and said, “Before we start — Sasha, Malia, go to bed. I do that to remind you that I have two adorable adult daughters and not five creepy adult sons.”

“Well election day is near and things aren’t great,” Obama said. “The economy’s in the tank, the job market’s horrible and now even my foreign policy is under attack. But there’s something I want you to know: I’m not worried. Not in the least. Should be. Seems like I would be, but I’m not. Our campaign has a secret weapon and that secret weapon is speaking right now.”

It then shifted to Mitt Romney, played by Jason Sudeikis, holding his own campaign event and declaring: “I understand the hardships of ordinary people. For example, this summer, one of my horses failed to medal at the Olympics.”

Offering a glimpse of what’s to come from its Paul Ryan impressions, cast member Taran Killam said as the Wisconsin congressman: “I said I could do 100 sit-ups in five seconds. What I meant was I could do five sit-ups eventually. Don’t worry, that doesn’t make me a liar, I’m just terrible with numbers…now let’s talk budget!”

“So America, I know you’re not in love with me anymore,” Obama continued. “But I want you to know my heart still beats for you. And I can prove it” — and he launched into the now-famous Al Green singing.

“There’s your choice America,” he said. “Stick with what’s been barely working or take your chances with that.”

Watch the full sketch below, via NBC:

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cookcountypatriot
Posted on September 16, 2012 at 9:28am
gawd..who watches snl anymore…..that progressive propaganda saturdaynite commie sit down is booooring……hasnt been funny in years…someday soon when lorne micheals pulls his head from obamas arse he may see the light…lol but i doubt it….

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- BloodSweatandTears
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 9:57am
  Swing voters, i’d assume…
  
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- TRONINTHEMORNING
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 10:46am
  Boring indeed. Why isn’t Fred Armason doing Obama anymore? The new guy isn’t funny at all.
  
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- TheObamanation
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 10:51am
  How about obama trying to hypnotize people ……… over the air waves ……….. you ARE better off than you were four years ago ………. you ARE better off than you were four years ago …………. wait a minute ……… that’s what he’s trying to do in RL not SNL.
  
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- CatB
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 10:52am
  Who watches? Certainly not me .. it is on NBC .. the Obama re-election campaign network.
  
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- Bluebonnet
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 11:30am
  I haven’t watched SNL since my son was in high school in the early .80′s. It used to be funny back then when they had a really good cast, but I haven’t found it worth watching for past 30 yrs.
  
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- Wango
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 11:47am
  BLUBONNETT . . .I’ll use you. You haven’t watched SNL for 30 years. AND you haven’t found it worth watching for 30 years. How do you know?
  
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- Shaqfuey
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 11:59am
  All of the people that confuse Tina Fey and Sarah Palin – don’t count out the impact the show still has
  
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- Kaoscontrol
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 12:08pm
  It’s only funny if you’re stoned. I’m sure Obama’s “CHOOM GANG” thought it was hillarious. BHO probably still watches it– SNL is so much funnier than intelligence briefings or economic meetings.
  
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- KINGHALO
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 1:24pm
  I laughed at this skit. Because that’s all it was…A SKIT! As UNFUNYY as SNL is these days, they at least had the sense to put a stop to that buffoon, Fred Armisen, who thought he could do Obama. What a pathetic attempt to impersonate. But I digress. I really think they should have Obama on himself; you can’t top that hilarious act.
  
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- Miami
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 1:31pm
  Shaqfuey
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 11:59am
  All of the people that confuse Tina Fey and Sarah Palin – don’t count out the impact the show still has
  —————————————————-
  
  This could only have an impact on a MORON and I have more respect for voters than that
  
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- Shiroi Raion
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 2:08pm
  They gave one of Biden’s gaffes to Romney. Biden asked a wheelchair bound man to stand up.
  Ryan is terrible at math? Sounds like they gave Obama’s gaffes to Ryan. 58 states, 3 words: made in the USA… or was it Biden’s 3 letter word gaffe: jobs J-O-B-S?
  They were, however, honest about Obama’s lousy economy and his denial of it, but I still found the skit boring and not even mildly funny – it was overly predictable. For several years, I had though SNL was off the air. Until I saw a mention of it on the news fairly recently, I had thought SNL ended with the loss of Chris Farley – or a year or so after that. He was funny. Wow, it’s been 17 years since he overdosed now. It doesn’t seem that long ago.
  
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- patriciamcall
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 4:35pm
  Black preachers are telling their members to stay home on election day. Black preachers refuse to endorse a Black man who endorses same sex gay marriage. Many other Americans feel the same way.
  
  http://www.theblaze.com/stories/snl-returns-with-ahing-obama-gaffe-prone-romney-bad-at-math-ryan/
  
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- DarkJello
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 6:13pm
  That was somewhat entertaining. Tingles up the leg Matthews is probs mad at them!
  
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- sillyfreshness
  Posted on September 17, 2012 at 2:41am
  SNL-”chosen people” ran progressive, Marxist propaganda. Nothing less.
  
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- encinom
  Posted on September 17, 2012 at 11:06am
  Why do neo-confederates in the Tea ****** party, lie and call themselves patriots, when in fact they want nothing more than to destroy the Constitutional Republic and replace it with a Christian Theocracy.
  
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- badge02812
  Posted on September 17, 2012 at 2:19pm
  Saturday Night Live ????
  More like Saturday Night DEAD !!!!
  
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- KURT1010
  Posted on September 17, 2012 at 2:52pm
  Ditto ! Who the hell watches them anymore ?
  
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- libsaredumb
  Posted on September 18, 2012 at 12:45am
  they got their romney and joe biden impersonations mixed up
  
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diskinetic
Posted on September 16, 2012 at 9:27am
Wow, the funniest part was when they suggested that they were working at all.

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- KoolAidDrinker
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 9:50am
  The ‘Romney’ character reminds me of VP Biden when he asked Chuck to stand up and for a round of applause, then remembered that Chuck was paralyzed and in a wheel chair. And speaking of bad with numbers, wasn’t it Obo who claimed to the following? “I’ve now been in 57 states — I think one left to go.” –at a campaign event in Beaverton, Oregon. http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/barackobamavideos/youtube/obama-57-states.htm Let’s see, all 57 states + one to go + Alaska and Hawaii = 60 states. How is that Indonesian Madrasa education working for you Barack Hussein Obama?
  
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- BloodSweatandTears
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 10:17am
  Ryan’s bad with numbers? How’s that 16 trillion and counting deficit working out? 200 plus years, to 8 trillion dollars, then 3.75 years to 16 trillion.. And nearly four years later, still no budget from this administration…easy to say that’s wrecklessly bad with numbers
  
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- HumbleMan
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 10:49am
  What was Barack’s best marathon time? How about Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Harry or (LOL) Hillary?
  
  It sickens me to see the Dhimmicrats grab onto a 20 year old memory and get the time wrong. How about Barack and his Selma lie? It’s one thing to say under three hours when it’s 4, and to claim your parents met 4 years after you were born. There’s a fundamental difference. Or to say your uncle was one of the first American soldiers to enter Auschwitz to free the prisoners … which is not just false, the whole context is false. The Russians freed Auschwitz for heaven’s sake. Or his father’s coffin being draped in an American flag … you know the communist America-hating father who died and was buried in Kenya. Right … that happened.
  
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- Look4DBigPicture
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 3:31pm
  @KoolAidDrinker
  
  I was thinking the same thing. He mastered Obama, but they confused Romney characteristics with Biden the simpleton clown. Sometimes SNL is funny … this isn’t one of those times.
  
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- Dougsopinion
  Posted on September 17, 2012 at 3:26pm
  I thought it was pretty funny. I haven’t watched snl in 30 years, mostly cause I can’t stay awake that long anymore. Remember a time in America when we used to all laugh? Remember when Americans used to vote for whoever would do America the most good instead of sticking with their party? Remember before the internet when people would get of their asses and do some good for someone instead of hanging out on internet chatrooms claiming to be better than everyone else? Now we have to have tv ads to remind children to go out and play. Maybe they should rerun the ads for us alleged adults. Get of the computer and go do some GOOD!
  
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AmericanBorn
Posted on September 16, 2012 at 9:23am
The problem is that too many of our voters get their “intelligence” gathering from SNL and late night talk shows. And as with so many people they do not know the difference between sarcasms, parodies and comedic license. They will base their votes on drivel instead of doing research to find truths.

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- crazyrightwingmom
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 10:03am
  I pray the people who watch this worthless show are too ignorant to find their way to a polling place.
  
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- saranda
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 10:40am
  Pretty poor snl, especially as a season opener.
  
  People get their info from all kinds of places. It is important to never used one source or a few that all only support your views as you need to challenge your beliefs often to allow for internal debate.
  
  I remember one gb show (on Fox I think) when he introduced his writing staff to the audience and it was two people, compared to the very large team Jon Stewart uses. GB seemed to think a large team made Stewart look bad, to the contrary it suggested they did more research and provided credibility as opposed to offering opinion as fact like GB does daily.
  
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- The Giver
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 3:54pm
  @ Saranda, You are mixing writers with a research team. Glenn’s research team can’t be beat. They’re at least a year ahead of the mainstream media. Stewart is a comedian. You realize that, I hope.
  
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Eastinfection
Posted on September 16, 2012 at 9:21am
This was mildly amusing but it seems to me that SNL tries too hard these days and lacks the iconic impersonations of the past. Phil Hartman & Darrell Hammond did good Clintons and Hammond’s Gore was excellent. Dana Carvey did a very good Bush I, and Will Farrel’s Bush II was hilarious. These guys are just lame.
PS: does anyone know where i can find the Bush/ Gore at Chi Chis skit? not on youtube, dailymotion, etc.

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- The-Monk
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 11:07am
  Hi Eastinfection,
  
  Here’s the entire show for that night. Season 26 Episode 8.
  
  http://www.ovguide.com/tv_episode/saturday-night-live-season-26-episode-8-lucy-liujayz-185844
  
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- Eastinfection
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 11:26am
  Hey Monk
  
  Thanks! … Checked it out and for some reason that particular episode is only available through a paid netflix link :( ..
  oh well, i’ll probably pony up or look for a best of Will Farrell DVD or something.
  
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- The-Monk
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 11:37am
  Hi Eastinfection,
  
  It plays on my computer without any paid netflix….??
  
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- The-Monk
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 11:38am
  Hi Eastinfection,
  
  It’s the entire 1 hour SNL show with commercials for that night.
  
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- Eastinfection
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 12:25pm
  hey Monk- the one that pops up and starts right away is a different episode.
  if i chase the link for ep8 seas26 it brings me back to netflix.
  i’ve never had an account w/ them or any other paid service.
  It’s free to watch if you have an account.
  i’ve never once entered a credit/ debit # online, and you have to do that even for most “free” or “free trial” services.
  Anything i buy online i use pre-paid disposable giftcards for only.
  maybe there’s one for netflix.
  
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zman173rd
Posted on September 16, 2012 at 9:18am
I got a couple of chuckles from it. But you can’t tell me is wasn’t leaning Obama. They can’t help themselves. I listened to NPR whle driving yesterday. Sad to say they too are so socialist driven it’s scary. And I don’t think they know how much they infect stores with thier slant.

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barber2
Posted on September 16, 2012 at 9:17am
What no Joe Biden ?? That, in itself, says all one needs to know about SNL. Just another Democrat shill. The media is FULL of them and their funny math and their not so funny record for the past 3 1/2 years … NOBAMA 2012 no democrats 2012 NO MORE JOKES 2012

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Biginshorts
Posted on September 16, 2012 at 9:11am
The Blaze crowd needs a sense of humor. SNL is still brilliant.
It is tilted left but if you had conservatives writing the skits it would
be a disaster. Remember the Half Hour Comedy Hour on Fox.
Worst show ever. They had Limbaugh and Coulter on the show
and it bombed after six episodes. Larry the Cable Guy blows and
Dennis Miller hasn’t told a funny joke since he starting kissing OReilly’s
big rear end. Righties aren’t funny.

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- Cranky
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 9:17am
  I tend to agree with you in principle but still dislike the whole idea of spoonfeeding liberal ideology to the non-thinking “masses”.
  
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- Parrid1
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 9:28am
  Because what we believe in isn’t funny…..Maybe if they did skits with reverend wright playing cards w BO or Battleship with Bill Ayers I would find some comic relief and parity and fair humor between the parties. Or how about BO surfing with Nancy Pelosi in Hawaii surrounded by Tiger sharks. Or Harry Reid making bad deals with the mob in Vegas…..That would be real parity….
  
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- Eastinfection
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 9:30am
  Larry the Cable guy has some good one-liners. He’s hardly conservative or political for that matter. His “character” happens to be a red neck but he mostly does fart jokes and mildly blue humor:…..
  
  “I lost my virginity in the back seat of my parent’s car… yup… my Dad could barely keep his eyes on the road.”
  
  I don’t care who you are.. that’s just funny.
  
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- sta
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 12:19pm
  Dennis Miller still has it. SNL has been lame for years. Yes, I’ve tried to watch it. No, it’s not funny.
  Sorry Biginshorts, your humor resonates with lefties but Blaze readers are laughing with more intellectual humor. SNL is like looking to read Mark Steyn, then finding you’re on the wrong page filled with Al Franken.
  
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- Biginshorts
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 12:41pm
  I can’t think if a single right wing comedian. Greg Guttfield and Brad
  Stine are introduced on Fox as funny men but they are hacks. SNL
  is still pumping out great characters and a lot of the actors go on
  to major movie careers. The funniest thing I ever heard a rightie
  say was when governor Mark Sanford said he was hiking the
  Appalachian Trail when he was actually shagging his mistress.
  
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- Eastinfection
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 1:02pm
  @ BIGNSHORTS.. Comedians who’s acts revolve around a political ideology are rarely funny regardless of the ideology. That’s why Wanda Sykes, Rosie O’Donnell, and Al Franken aren’t funny anymore. Ditto Dennis Miller.
  The funniest comics are the ones who can slap politicians around a little for their personal habits more than their political beliefs… The late Greg Giraldo and George Carlin come to mind. Chris Rock, Jay Mohr, and Daniel Tosh are also very funny. These comedians tend to be un-PC equal opportunity offenders.
  The funniest comments you hear from political ideologists come from pundits whose job is to comment on political platforms and policy but are clever enough to stray with the occasional wiseguy remark. Glenn Beck is pretty good at this. So is Bob Beckel.
  
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- 18666929374
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 1:17pm
  So Biginshorts what’s so funny about this?
  
  http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8451/7990587991_18b20f3df9_z.jpg
  
  Thats one of the mild ones. and then poking fun of Romney for gaffes that Biden/Obama actually made & then making him look like a racist. It wasn’t a funny skit.
  
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EndTheGOPTEA
Posted on September 16, 2012 at 9:03am
Don’t Tell Anyone, but the Stimulus Worked

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- Steverino
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 11:09am
  WHOA.
  Adjust meds and move on.
  
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- BrutalTruth
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 12:09pm
  Stimulus worked? Let’s see. In fantasy land, i’ll steal 4 trillion to pay for an illusion.
  
  After 4 trillion, shouldn’t the economy be on fire?
  
  Seems critical thinking isn’t your strong point.
  
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- Eastinfection
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 2:40pm
  @ENDTHE… Good for you but this story isn’t about your Viagra prescription. PS: if it’s been more than four hours call a Doctor.
  
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- arturor44
  Posted on September 18, 2012 at 7:33pm
  obama democrates say we is moving forward..but but their a cliff in front of us…
  
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Arnold_Ziffel
Posted on September 16, 2012 at 9:01am
Is it just me, or is SNL a shadow of its former self?

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- RJJinGadsden
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 9:11am
  Having watched SNL from the very beginning, I gave up long ago. I believe the last full episode I watched had Eddie Murphy whose work was edgy, but still genuinely funny. SNL is not even an empty shell of it’s former self.
  
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- NotaLemming
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 9:47am
  When I see an SNL skit anymore, I keep looking hard but all I see is a bunch of EMPTY CHAIRS.
  
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reality based lifeform
Posted on September 16, 2012 at 8:56am
SNL has become so “not funny” they have become the joke

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dubya
Posted on September 16, 2012 at 8:56am
Can’t remember the last time I watched this “show”. At least a decade. It used to be pretty funny, but since their hard turn left it stinks.

I love voting with my remote!!!

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- Wango
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 11:49am
  How do you know if you haven’t watched it?
  
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- BoyScout_Mom
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 12:54pm
  Wango, is it too difficult for you to understand… If Every Attempt one has made to land on this program during the past 25 years, delivers only an embarrassing disappointment?…
  
  Stupid is as stupid does, I guess.
  
  Now, shut up and eat your vegetables.
  
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watersRpeople
Posted on September 16, 2012 at 8:49am
Ah, another article about the President. Morning folks!
:[They say we're young and we don't know
We won't find out until we grow
Well I don't know if all that's true
'Cause you got me, and baby I got you
Babe
got you babe I got you babe]

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DEMOCRATS.ARE.EVIL
Posted on September 16, 2012 at 8:47am
No audience anymore. I can see them moving SNL over to Bravo, where the writers can simply make fun of Christians and heterosexuals.

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- Iamaduck
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 2:57pm
  Nah, making fun of christains is way too easy and SNL has standards.
  
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- Eastinfection
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 5:27pm
  @ DUCK.. Making fun of Christians in a clever way is actually quite difficult… and SNL’s “standards” don’t exist other than avoiding (the extended version) of Carlin’s “7+ dirty words”.
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL3bRyFrrG8
  
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Andy Cooper
Posted on September 16, 2012 at 8:43am
Fail

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EndTheGOPTEA
Posted on September 16, 2012 at 8:41am
1. At a campaign event in Virginia yesterday, Romney said he “couldn’t believe” the president said “if you have a business you didn’t build it, someone else did that.”

Of course he couldn’t believe it — that’s not even close to being true.

2. On Wednesday morning, Romney accused Obama administration officials of issuing an “apology for American values.”

That never happened.

3. Romney also said, in response to violence in Libya and Egypt, that “the Obama administration’s first response” to the violence was to “sympathize with those who waged the attacks.”

Not in this reality.

4. As part of the same statement, Romney also said that the Cairo Embassy “put out a statement after their grounds had been breached. Protesters were inside the grounds. They reiterated that statement after the breach.”

Nope, that’s not true, either.

5. Pressed by reporters, Romney added, “I’m not going to take hypotheticals about what would have been known what and so forth. I, we responded last night to the events that happened in Egypt.”

That’s an understandable attempt to cover up the truth, but Romney’s statement referred to “attacks on our diplomatic missions,” not just Egypt.

6. In a Spanish-language television ad, Romney claims “Obama has cut $716 billion dollars from Medicare to pay for Obamacare.”

Sigh.

7. In the same ad, Romney says, apparently to Latino seniors, “The money we have paid to guarantee our health care will be used fo

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- Verceofreason
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 11:02am
  They dismiss facts here.
  All dogma.
  
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- Baddoggy
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 1:49pm
  You are drowning in koolaid..
  
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- GBTVFan_Non_American_Overseas
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 3:05pm
  Is this a joke??
  
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- jleeiswwjd
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 4:16pm
  You are joking, right?
  
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- americansfightingforcommonsense
  Posted on September 17, 2012 at 7:34am
  @EndtheGOPtea
  You have NO clue what your talking about! These statements are all Lies and Distortions just like what is coming out of our WH. I’m not sure if you are an idiot or just a communist/marxist like BHO, but you you also couldn’t be more wrong. BHO is going to be a one term president, just like Carter. Neither had a clue of what the American people want and need to live happy and free. We NEED a LIMITED Government and Honest/Moral people! Capitalism is the single greatest economic strategy in the world that man has ever known, but BHO wants to destroy that because he believes that government gives and takes everything to and from the people. NO THANK YOU! I want a government of the people, by the people, and for the people. Rights given to us by GOD! Not MAN!
  God Bless America and Freedom around the world.
  
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EndTheGOPTEA
Posted on September 16, 2012 at 8:38am
lol.. I love it that EVERYBODY knows that the GOP is doomed, a party based on lies and fear cannot last.. The MeBagger Greed has killed it, Romney cont. lies killed it.

Easy enough to prove, who here will vote for Romney because you LOVE him..Now, Who here will vote for Romney because they HATE Obama? … Based on hate.. you have joined Satan and don’t even know it…
Romney lives in a cult world based on Child Rape and you don’t even know it.
The GOP is over.. Obama has already Won.

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- crazyrightwingmom
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 10:06am
  Woooo…soros must be paying you.
  
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- GollygeeMrwilson
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 10:09am
  Your check is in the mail. DNC
  
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- HumbleMan
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 10:37am
  What are you smoking?
  
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- Oilbama
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 11:01am
  Hahahah,…..get help…. stuck in a obama bubble boy.
  
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- BrutalTruth
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 12:04pm
  You have obviously been brainwashed to believe “hate” is bad. The real irony is that your exercising hate when you rail on those you think are being hateful.
  
  Let that thought rattle around in your skull for awhile.
  
  Try thinking about the term “Righteous Hate”.
  
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SBR308
Posted on September 16, 2012 at 8:19am
What’s barely working is not getting it. I’m going with that.

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Baddoggy
Posted on September 16, 2012 at 8:17am
The jokes about Obama and Biden are the tooted in truth. The jokes about Romney and Ryan are rooted in lies. For jokes to be funny they have to be rooted in at least a little truth. 5 creepy sons? Ryan bad at math? Really? How about searching for some funny material, you can find them in one of the 57 States if you would get out of New York you pinheads!

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spinelessdave
Posted on September 16, 2012 at 8:15am
SNL is on life support !

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- kickagrandma
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 8:58am
  You know, imho, snl has ALWAYS been on life support.
  Back in the days when there were still boundaries, they had some funny skits that poked at those boundaries but didn’t cross them.
  Once they were crossed, they ceased to live and have been mindless drivel ever since….delusional men walking.
  
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DAH90
Posted on September 16, 2012 at 8:12am
They missed the boat on Mitt Romney, it seemed to me like Jason Sudeikis was playing Joe Biden :)

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- Ironmaan
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 8:26am
  You’re right. Biden was the dope that asked a paraplegic man to stand up.
  
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- Verceofreason
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 11:04am
  Mitt is too bland to be impersonated.
  There REALLY is nothing there.
  
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HOOT_OWL
Posted on September 16, 2012 at 8:10am
Who’s Terrible with numbers…?

OK LETS GO THERE…!

HOW MANY STATES ARE THERE…. MR. PRESIDENTS…..??

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- momrules
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 8:24am
  I wasn’t even going to comment on this story but then had too after reading your PERFECT response.
  
  Kudos Hoot_Owl
  
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- MadenNZ
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 8:36am
  or ‘These 3 words’ …….. “Made in the USA!”
  
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- ireport uderide
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 8:45am
  Or this other web gem Obama spewed recently.
  “by making products that we sell around the world stamped with three proud words:
  ‘Made In The USA’.”
  
  I heard one repoter on FOX comment that what he meant to say was “Made in America”. I think the words and math speak for themselves.
  
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SBR308
Posted on September 16, 2012 at 8:09am
I sick of whats barely working. I’m going with that.

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starman70
Posted on September 16, 2012 at 8:08am
WHAT IS SNL? Is it some Odummer promotional video? Is it a arm of the American Communist Party’s Politbureau? Is it some kind of hangout for Hollywierd misfits? Is it something like an infomercial for the DUMMYCRAPS? Is it approved by the Holder “Justice” Department? Did “Big Sis” Napolitano approve the show’s script? Is BAWNEY FRANKENSTINE a co writer?

I NEED ANSWERS!!

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- Baddoggy
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 8:19am
  Just propoganda since the 70s to dumb down the masses…
  
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- barber2
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 9:36am
  The American Media is being OCCUPIED by the international Lefties and their local franchise, The New Far Left American Democrat Party. And that is no joke. Water-boarding the American people with their anti-capitalist, biased ” news.” From the BBC to NPR to the New York Times. Media OCCUPATION . ( Karl Marx must be thrilled )
  
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Cranky
Posted on September 16, 2012 at 8:08am
I quite watching this stupid, vulgar show after the original “Not Ready For Pime Time Players” left. They were funny. Now, all I hear is that it’s just another way for NBC to promote their liberal agenda.

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- Capt_Gregg
  Posted on September 16, 2012 at 9:33am
  I’m with you there, although I still catch an occasional episode.. SNLs cast in the 1970s was blessed with a load of talent — Radner, Belushi, Ackroyd , Chase, Morris, Murray, etc. The musical acts were A-list (even the Rolling Stones made an appearance). Since that time, the comedic talent (with a handful of individual exceptions) has spiraled downward, and it’s been years since I’ve seen a band that showed even a hint of musical ability.
  
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bannedfromCNN
Posted on September 16, 2012 at 8:07am
Each skit should be followed by “I’m Barack Obama and I approve this message”.

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