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Here Are The 14 Most Absurd Things For Sale On the Obama Website
We just thought you should know what, exactly, you can buy at the Barack Obama campaign website store.
1. Anything having to do with the president’s dog
2. Anything having to do with your dog
3. The 1% merch
4. This costs $95
5. Any re-makes of the American flag
6. Golf items — predictable?
7. Anything having to do with Obama’s Birth Certificate (they go a little overboard)
8. This–
9. This shirt is only available in black…
10. Anything hyper-specific
11. Are the children ready for this?
12. That is so 4 years ago…
13. Were not exactly sure what this has to do with anything, but its $45
14. Ok, we actually want one of these
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All photos credit: store.barackobama.com
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OUT THE REGRESSIVES
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:52pmWhere is the BHussienO toilet paper and Joke Biteme suppositories?
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Female
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 1:15pmhttp://www.businessinsider.com/you-can-now-buy-obama-menstrual-pads-2012-9?op=1
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Female
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 1:22pmBusiness Insider has an article for Obama “Sanitary napkins” (the other term keeps getting this comment rejected) and won’t let me post a link to article.
http://www.etsy.com/shop/MimisDreams?page=1
Cost $6 washable and reuseable.
How this man has cheaped the Presidency to stuff I never thought…..
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LeadNotFollow
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 1:46pm…
http://store.mittromney.com/
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biohazard23
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 1:51pmWhere’s the Chia Head? http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_nkw=obama+chia+pet
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finders75
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 2:50pmIs the guy wearing the african american for obama white guy or african american? cause they picked a light skinned brother if so.
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mercenary4freedom
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 3:38pmOh I see he has come out with a new line of clothing for his africanus unemployus followers to have their mug shots taken in….
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4xeverything
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 3:56pmI thought for sure there would be hoodies on this list.
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Drewed1
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 4:13pmWhere are the tee’s that say “Terrorists for Obama!” Or, “Allah loves Obama” and the best of all, “Obama and Allah, a team to remember!” But maybe the “bin Laden is just sleeping and GM is Dead!” would be better!
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mersey
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 4:36pmWhat, no Obama designer birth control pill dispensers? How are progressive women supposed to know what day of the week it is?
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tucanofulano
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 4:53pmThe high demand at federal buildings uses up all the supply.
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FLVetPatriot
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 5:27pmYea, since they all have the heads up their ASS.
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Ltjg
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 5:44pmIn the toilet along with his Economic and Foreign Policy. I am still wondering what happened of the photo he had for sale of him selling his soul to the Devil.
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ambrosia
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 5:46pmI’m heartbroken-
where’s the box of “Instant Grits”
with Ma-in-Law Robinson’s face on it
and
where’s the “Bazooka Joe Biden-Blowhard-Bubble Gum” ?
I was really hoping
for a pair of those red, waxed lips
that resembled Oblameo’s big, fat, putrid, lying lips,
they would’ve been just perfect with a “Yes, We Can” WaZoo-Kazoo…
Hum along, America !
Darn, you mean we can’t waste our hard-earned money
on a Pooper-Scooper with a Peter Max graphic of “Bo” the dog ?
How could Oblameo’s “cleanup committee” omit that big seller ?
I feel sorry for that pooch, nothing like using your pet or kid to hawk crap !
That knit, Funky Winkerbean stocking cap
with Oblameo’s logo all over it,
needs to be spun off into a Face Warmer Mask,
so the Dems can wear them while holding the taxpayers hostage.
It would look quite fashionable with Nincompooper Pelosi’s pant suits
& Herme’ scarves.
Someone needs to put on their Brian Ross investigative blazer
& find out where this CRAP is manufactured-
something tells me the answer starts with “C” & ends with “A” ?
If Oblameo really wants to rake in the campaign kibble,
he needs to take his own personal dunking booth on tour-
out to the heartland & hitherlands.
I guarantee you, good, charitable American Folk
would gladly cough off a whole lot of moola
to “Dunk-the-Punk” !
Double up with another dunking booth for “Bazooka Joe”
& they could probably earn enough to wipe out the entire defici
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mesaman2
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 5:48pmHey, Bammie, I have an idea for you. Offer a T-shirt printed with; “You dumped obamacare on us and all I got was the damned bill.”
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RiseAboveThem
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 6:31pmYou forgot barf bags!
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Quiata
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 6:54pm@FEMALE Are you sure those “pads” are for women?….So weird!
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Wolfgang the Gray
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 7:19pmIsn’t amazing how a socialist can use capitalism to further his goals? I thought for sure there would be BHO giant condoms with the logo on the tip. Maybe a slogan on the wrapper like “Take another one for Obama. He’s already screwed us once.”
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wandamurline
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 7:57pmWhere is Bo the dog? Haven’t seen him lately, was he the main course of the last supper Obama had for the Muslim Brotherhood? He chastizes Romney for having his dog ride atop his car in a nice dog holder, but in the same tune, turns around and admits that he ate dog. Go figure.
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no1dude
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 8:04pmThey should be selling Obama-Biden colostomy bags!
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SLAPTHELEFT
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 8:42pmThis guy needs money.
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NeoFan
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 10:00pmWhere is the Dog barbecue sauce?
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adamsindyapple
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 10:26pmSince he wants to soak the rich, shouldn’t there be BO tampons?
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jctaylor
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 10:55pmDoes anybody wonder how many of these items were made in China? They probably all have “made in China” stickers on them somewhere.
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jzs
Posted on September 22, 2012 at 3:16amCompanies offer to make a product promoting President Obama and ask the the President’s fundraisers for permission to market those products in exchange for a percentage of the profits of whatever they sell.
The people making these products are small business people trying to make a buck. Laugh if you want, but you’re laughing at American capitalism. Mock these entrepreneurs! Go ahead. They may not even support President Obama; it’s irrelevant. They’re trying to make money the old fashioned way by starting a business and selling a product.
While you’re mocking entrepreneurship in the United States of America, why don’t you consider moving to Iran where all business have to tow one line.
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Freedombeliever
Posted on September 22, 2012 at 7:29amAh, JZS comes to the rescue of all of us ‘stoopid ignnernt’ conservatives. Thank GOD for him! Without his words of reason we would be so clueless! (LOL – when will this guy get a life and go play with his own liberal pals instead of pestering us once and for all!?)
BTW as an owner of Boston Terriers I am highly offended by the use of my breed to model the shirts. Isn’t there a dog breed originated in Thailand that would be more appropriate? Or did barry eat them all? LOL
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blackhawk132
Posted on September 22, 2012 at 7:56amWhats next. Obama condoms ?????
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brickmoon
Posted on September 22, 2012 at 8:09amIt’s not entrepreneurship that is risible, but mainly the irony that such items are actually sold on President Obama’s campaign site. “Capitalists for Marx” t-shirt, anybody? Maybe a Guy Fawkes mask-themed diamond brooch? An $85 Vera Wang shopping bag, featuring a stylish food stamp print?
Meanwhile, the U.S. this year drops from 2nd to 18th place in the Economic Freedom report. It seems that Obama’s words and actions ON the record are doing a much better job of mocking entrepreneurship than this article or any statement in the comments section.
By the way, I wonder why Pow Wow Chow is still unavailable. Elizabeth Warren’s campaign could have really cleaned up by selling autographed copies. Mmm. Now I have a hankerin’ for some authentic Cherokee “Crab with Tomato Mayonnaise Dressing,” just like her 3rd great grandmother used to make.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go read the latest article exposing how Romney is so out of touch with average Americans.
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ambrosia
Posted on September 22, 2012 at 9:09am@JZS
Ypu are out of your mashed potato mind,
if you think all of that crap was made in the USA,
by small businesses.
If anything, the DNC kissed a lot of Bully Unions azzes
& contracted them to print the message & logos on all those
tacky T-shirts & Baby-Onesies,
that’s why their so expensive-
30 cents each for the raw goods, t-shirts, etc. made in Communist China
& then, praise the Union-
that charges merely 30.00 bucks apiece
to print each with Oblameo manifesto.
Same with the bumper-sticker print job…Union favors !
There AIN’T no small 1-12 employee print business in
Mayberry RFD benefiting from ANY of the DNC’s campaign purchase orders.
Grandma Gertie in Wichita Falls
isn’t rockin’ away, hand knitting
each of those Oblameo-emblazoned stocking caps
&
Beulah from Boonesville AIN’t sitting
in the back of her beauty shop at midnight,
bedazzling each of those cheap, tacky “Michelle 2012″
vending machine brooches.
Most of the hard-working, creative, successful business people
are Conservative & Republican-
they wouldn’t sell their souls or be caught dead,
contributing or benefiting from anything associated
with the demos at the DNC or the chief Demon, himself.
Though, I’m sure they’re much more mindful,
it’s probable that some of the RNC campaign “collectibles”
may be imported, but I GUARANTEE-
you won’t find the pure crap,
like the “I MEOW for Michelle” bumper sticker
.
America HOWLS for Romney/Ryan…ASAP !
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MittensKittens
Posted on September 22, 2012 at 10:52amwhere’s the OBAMA crackpipe?
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GYSGT1985
Posted on September 22, 2012 at 11:35amAny of the clothing come in size 60 extra stupid?
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Vader234
Posted on September 22, 2012 at 4:53pmIt is funny that one of the t-shirts say “I ❤ BO.” At first, I thought it meant body odor. Then I realized it meant Barrack Obama.
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shirleyandpearl
Posted on September 22, 2012 at 10:38pmI am looking for the O’wee-wee pads for that chihuahua and cat litter box liners for those Obamanist cat lovers? Where’s the “Communists for Obama” wear?
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Vic Tory
Posted on September 23, 2012 at 7:51amYeah, I was thinking of a picture of Obama you can put in your toilet so you have something to aim at/drop a deuce on.
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IvanK
Posted on September 23, 2012 at 2:04pmThe altered and desecrated American flag. This is what 3rd world dictators do… Makes sense though.
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Clara88
Posted on September 23, 2012 at 11:21pmAnd …we ALL know those 5 stripes on HIS flag stand for the 5 pillars of islam
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N37BU6
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:51pmCheck out their latest campaign video… it’s pathetic:
http://youtu.be/5X3LGAXVd80
It’s also Soviet-style propaganda:
http://i.imgur.com/Ei4Iv.jpg
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Redwood Elf
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 5:35pmI think the “All Red” American flag says it all…Soviet States of Amerika, anyone?
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oneshiner
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 7:50pmHey, make a doggie sweater that says, “Pizz on Obama” and I’ll buy it.
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adamsindyapple
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 10:35pm@Oneshiner… I would definitely buy the “Obama is my fire hydrant” doggie shirt.
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Dan
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:47pm“Michelle 2012″??? Really? That says it all!!!
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kat747
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 1:15pmDoes she REALLY have to buy ANOTHER $2.7 BILLION DOLLARS worth of clothes ?
I think she should try a little of that “redistribution” herself.
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loriann12
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 5:17pmShe doesn’t wear anything I’d want to be redistributed to me anyway….
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Bluebonnet
Posted on September 22, 2012 at 11:19amThe Woman who, for the first time in her adult life ” Is proud of America?”
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Bluebonnet
Posted on September 22, 2012 at 4:43pmI don’t care how much michelle pays for designer clothes; they all look like crap on her. When they were in London recently, all the press was agog about how michelle outshined the other women………….Pleeze, she looked so out of place in the presence of the other elegant women there, especially Kate, who was wearing a modest priced dress and looked like a million dollars..
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Tshore83
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:46pmThis goes beyond pathetic! You will see the racks at Goodwill overflowing with this crap six months from now! I wouldn’t use any of it for toilet paper much less wear or use any of it!
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bdandsl
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 1:38pmBetter yet, dump them in the middle east.
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michael1950
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 4:57pmI am supprised that they did not have a bong, seeing as how much pot he smokes.
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Quiata
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 6:57pmWhat, no Obama potholders? (Oh wait, there’s a serious double entendre waiting to happen…)
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Quiata
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 7:08pm@MICHAEL1950 Funny! I didn’t even see your comment –same wavelength, though. :^)
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shirelover
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:46pmI can’t resist… when I saw the first one… I thought it said “I barf for Obama”…
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RJJinGadsden
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:53pmIt didn’t? Hmmm, will have to back for another look.
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Mainer forever
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:57pmSounds about right….Barf ON Obama
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CatB
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 1:09pmCallie … see avatar .. my dog .. has a “Romney for President not a dog eater” t-shirt ;-) People love it!
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GBTVFan_Non_American_Overseas
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 1:51pmI was surprised the dogs weren’t wrapped in bacon…
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countryfirst
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 4:10pmThey need a Barack Barf Bag I am sure it would be there top seller.
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Robert C
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 4:32pmNo i think it should say i barf on Obama
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pendleygirl
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 5:28pmAHahahahaha!
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vic138
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:45pmanybody else notice Obama named his dog after himself? His dogs name is Bo (Barry Obama).
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sparkyrules
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:48pmNo surprise.Its all about ME when it comes to Barry.
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bobbie22
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:59pmWow, your right. Clothes, photos, flags, now the poor dog has to be labeled.
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countryfirst
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 4:39pmHow about “dog its whats for dinner”
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adamsindyapple
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 10:38pmHow about “Don’t dish me BrO”
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tbo
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:44pmDogbama. Do the dog sweaters keep the dog warm for late snack?
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LIBSALWAYSLIE
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 1:10pmI know someone who works at a discount store. In 2009 they were sent a pallet load of obamas book and told to push hard to sell all of them. Eight weeks later they had sold 2 books ( at below retail price)
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4kidsandacat
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 5:00pmWonder if the two people who bought the book just couldn’t find toilet paper?
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FlashGordo
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 6:37pmCan his supporters even read?
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sparkyrules
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:43pm‘African Americans for Obama’ tee shirts.Are they Africans or Americans????????????I’m sick and tired of these hyphenated names and refuse to acknowledge any person who offends me when using them.
I’m sure that the majority of black American citizens have never even stepped foot in Africa and if they did,would probably beg to come back home to the USA in a short period!
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Windozed
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 3:15pmAlso, did you notice the model for the male shirt was white? HAHA pretty bad!
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pissantno.10
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 6:44pmmaybe we could get obamas brother a real a state job and get him started on bring there african americans home
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The Sergeant Major
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:40pmThe taste of vomit in my mouth…… PETA should get involved because of the abuse of dogs.
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scdave
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:40pmRacist’s, they have white people wearing the African Americans for obama tee shirts.
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pwatkins
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 1:01pmI think they is half black and half white like they’s masta…..
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Gr8St8ofWA
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 1:24pmI’m waiting for the white only t-shirt with an image of a saltine and the words “C R A C K E R for Obama”.
Curiously and somewhat off topic, when WHITE becomes a minority, will they get all the protection and handouts existing minority groups get (ie. attacks on us become hate-crimes, special exemptions for college admissions, etc)?
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FlashGordo
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 6:40pmGR8AT8OFWA, when that day comes (and it’s coming), there won’t be any handouts to anyone of any race because there won’t be enough taxes collected to even pay the light bill in the White House. When that day comes it’s OVER.
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Mainer forever
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:38pmAll made in China no doubt.
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Larry E
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:37pmMy dog would disown me if I got him Obama “clothing” or an Obama dish. He’d go with a nice McDonald tartan scarf though.
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NikkiNik
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 2:27pmCheck out the shirt I made for my dog (my profile pic). If you can’t read the whole thing, it reads “I would rather ride with Romney than be food for Obama”
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XenaWP
Posted on September 22, 2012 at 12:29am@Nikkinik——- I love the dog sweater you made. Are you selling any? I would love to buy one!
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El Jefe
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:37pmWho would buy any of this garbage, well the koozie is actually pretty funny.
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mjazzguitar
Posted on September 22, 2012 at 5:21pmThis guy would: http://sweasel.com/archives/10682
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ZAP
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:35pmEyes gona need a raise in my welfare check to buy all these
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hi
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:35pmWhere are the Obama doggie hijabs and turbans?
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JRook
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:33pmyour right they are not nearly as good as romney’s pamphlet on how to take advantage of offshore accounts, shell corporations and IRA tricks to avoid paying taxes. something the lazy, free loading seniors on SS and Medicare would never get off the butts to do.
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RJJinGadsden
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:40pmAt it again, JCROOK? What about John Kerry’s off shore accounts, and he actually opened his personally, and not by a blind trust as with Romney. But hey, its not illegal for either now, is it? Then there is Debbie Wassaman-Schultz, and where do you think a lot of the Pelosi money is? Pissant!
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RightUnite
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:41pmMoron… Name one thing that Romney did that was illegal…. Oh… You can’t.. How about this????
STFU Azzwipe! Stupid Mofo!
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WindyDualism
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 1:14pmRookie
How often do you wish you didn’t know the socialist talking points? Something about a cake hole and the shutting of.
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Shifty6
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 1:28pmHey dummy, those are ALL LEGAL actions. Democraps don’t park their YACHTs in their own state because they don’t want to pay more tax. The guy that heads up the TREASURY, cheated on his taxes. Yeah your right we should hang the guy that followed the LAW and put the guy that cheated in charge of it.
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ChappellGirl5
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 5:43pmYou have the link where I can go & get that? Personally I think you’re using a false claim to excuse your chosen one, but if there are such hints on how I can become wealthy legally as Romney has then I’m all for it.
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pissantno.10
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 6:52pmhey rj that hurt , he does not rate as a pissant, he is much lower down the food chain
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elderbat
Posted on September 22, 2012 at 6:16pmseniors drawing social security were forced to pay into it, fool. ever heard of FICA? or are you still trying to figure out what that deduction was on your paycheck stub? or have you ever even gotten a paycheck? koolaid-swilling drone.
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devildogger
Posted on September 24, 2012 at 7:16pmJrook your ignorance is blinding. Those seniors were FORCED to contribute to SS/Medicare under threat of imprisonment. What is your problem with them getting what they were promised? Or are you so selfish that you think it is acceptable to steal the money from them so your lazy ass can be mollycoddled? You are a disgusting example of cowardice.
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biffer
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:32pmThese items will be on the 99¢ clearance rack in a few short months…
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Mannamomof4
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:47pmIf by “99 cent clearance rack” you mean, the dump.
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Dismayed Veteran
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:47pmIn January you can buy any of this stuff at the Dollar Store, Dollar General, Big Lots, Family Dollar on the street in NYC and at any intersection in any major metropolitan center.
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RJJinGadsden
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:50pmLike most Dem-wits, the usable items will certainly never be given to charity to cloth the poor. Well, unless its all been paid for by the taxpayer.
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OccamsSword
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:55pmYeah, on the shelf between the Che t-shirts, and the Pol Pot ash trays.
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N37BU6
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:56pmBut worth big bucks in a few decades… classic (short-lived) Soviet-America era merchandise! Amazing!
The grandkids will love this stuff…
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adamsindyapple
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 10:30pm@Biffer… You meant the “99%” rack, right?
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Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:32pmHe also sells bag of his and Bo’s dookie, it comes in a paperbag with a book of matches. The instructions state, “Give your Romney supporting message and help get the word out for Barrack. Just set on doorstep, light the corner and ring their bell.” Price – $35 for one, $80 for two.
The “Vote for Obama” baseball bat is very popular with Union members. Only $200 and it comes with a pair of leather gloves, so you don’t get blisters, or leave prints.
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RJJinGadsden
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:51pmLOL DARMOK, one of your best.
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Benny Johnson
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 5:39pmLOL! Literally
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shorthorn
Posted on September 23, 2012 at 10:06amI’m wondering whether or not the Obama store accepts the EBT card?
Talk about money laundering!
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floridareader
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:31pmThey forgot to include the poop bag.
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Popp40
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:30pmlet me get this straight…Obama is using Capitalism (selling products) to get people to support his socialist ideas….
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Mannamomof4
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:50pmAccording to the Communist Manifesto, it is perfectly fine to use their own technologies and systems against them.
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wildwop
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 6:06pmI’m waiting for parts of the white house to be auctioned off any minute now. What a ******!! Anything for a buck….maybe he is finally feeling the economy too…LOL
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carpee
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:30pmi’ll take the biden coozie
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sparkyrules
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:36pmI didn’t see any souvenir Biden hair plugs.
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DIVINEPROVIDENCE1776
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:38pmDid you notice the “Workers United” on the coozie? That’s one communist coozie. Made in China?
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Landon410
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:29pmcheers champ, haha….
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RightUnite
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:42pmI think they misspelled champ… I think they meant chump!
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Gonzo
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:29pmI love dogs, but if I see one wearing an Obama sweater…I may have a hard time contolling my car.
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RJJinGadsden
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:35pmThat shouldn’t be a difficult sight in the Atlanta area. You might want to make a cow catcher to attach to your front bumper.
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Popp40
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:35pmYou know if someone brought there dog to a dog park wearing the Obama sweater…..all the smart dogs would be making fun of him/her. And my Great Dane would probably push it into a mud puddle…
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hi
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:37pmI know! Whenever I used to see a Prius with an Obama sticker I felt like bashing into it. I have since realized that is not healthy, so I pray for the person driving it instead now.
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Popp40
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:45pm@HI….do you find yourself speeding up to see what the person driving the car looks like? I know I do.
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Gonzo
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:54pmPopp, sure do.
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voodoolife
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 9:19pmNotice the food bowl is empty for the dog? Sign of things to come Gonzo if this chump gets 4 more…
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PhineasJWhoopee
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:29pmShouldn’t that flag just be plain white?
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Shifty6
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 1:30pmI was thinking they should be upside down!
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sparkyrules
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:28pmThe dog items would come under cruelty to animal laws in my opinion and should be banned.
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RJJinGadsden
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:37pmYou’re talking about the guy who left bestiality out of the current UCMJ when he killed DADT. Apparently he is open to certain types of animal cruelty.
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WindyDualism
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 12:47pmHis own mutt has Pavlovian issues w BBQ skewers. Why are they not being sold too?
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countryfirst
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 4:12pmObama puppy training pads
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