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NYC Paper Mocks Ahmadinejad by Sending Him Jewish-Themed Welcome Basket — See What Was In It

New York Post Sends Gift Basket to Ahmadinejad

NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 23: President of Iran Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (L) is greeted by United Nations Secretary General Ban Ki-moon (R) before their meeting at United Nations Headquarters September 23, 2012 in New York City. Ahmadinejad is in town for the 67th United Nations General Assembly that starts September 18. Credit: Getty Images

If you appreciate gag gifts, you’ll really love this story.

The New York Post, which isn’t afraid to be irreverent or antagonistic and is known for its provocative headlines, pulled off one of the most memorable stunts of the year when it recently sent a Jewish-themed welcome basket to Iranian President Ahmadinejad upon his arrival into New York for the U.N. General Assembly meeting.

The paper didn’t hold back, filling the basket with tickets to a theater show about Jews, bagels forma popular Jewish deli, and a brochure for a Holocaust museum. Here’s a taste:

The anti-Semite’s special welcome basket — from New Yorkers with love — included such locally procured goodies as Gold’s Borscht, Manischewitz Gefilte Fish and smoked whitefish from the world-famous Murray’s Sturgeon House on the Upper West Side.

If Ahmadinejad (pronounced: I’m a dinner jacket) needed midnight munchies during his visit to this infidel city, there were also plenty of H&H bagels, onion bialys and Zabar’s cream cheese.

To cheer up the sourpuss hatemonger, there’s a $125 comped ticket to the off-Broadway play “Old Jews Telling Jokes†— booked in his name. It just might take the edge off his bloodthirsty desire to develop nuclear weapons and wipe Israel off the map.

Anticipating the schlumpy, unshaven dictator’s penchant for wearing the same suit all week long, we thoughtfully included “I ♥ NY†undies and a stick of Irish Spring deodorant, to keep the flies away.

For those quiet moments away from spinning centrifuges, he can relax with a good book. But since it’s likely he can’t read the truth about 9/11, which he condemns as “a big lie,†there’s a picture book, “The 9/11 Report,†a graphic adaptation by Sid Jacobson and Ernie Colon.

The gesture, however, wasn’t well-received. Not only did a member of Ahmadinejad’s entourage say the Post was endangering that person’s life, but the Secret Service nixed the idea: “This isn’t gonna happen. You have to go.â€

You can see the basket here.

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Comments (67)

  • Individualism
    Posted on September 24, 2012 at 10:39am

    why can’t our foreign policy involve peaceful gestures such as that instead of bombing and murdering people, its peaceful ways like that you get the point across to people without making them hate your guts.

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    • banjarmon
      Posted on September 24, 2012 at 1:29pm

      Why sent that basket to just one…SEND IT TO EVERYONE IN THE UN!!!! THEN SEND THE UN OUT OF THE USA!!!!

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    • Certainperson
      Posted on September 24, 2012 at 9:10pm

      We apologize all over the place and blame Americans for all of the worlds woes. I think that’s pretty close to sending welcome baskets to our enemies.

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      Certainperson  
  • dbeesh
    Posted on September 24, 2012 at 10:35am

    I think the Secret Service should abduct Ahmadinejad (pronounced: Hack my dinner job) replace him with a double (a chimpanzee in a leisure suit or Ringo Starr) and put old “Hackey” to work at the local pork rib joint as a bus-boy.

    In reality, why are we letting this dangerous moron on USA soil. It would be like Truman inviting Hitler over for tea and crumpets.

    Station a sniper, enough said.

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    • fancynancy
      Posted on September 24, 2012 at 11:29am

      What an insult to Ringo Starr!! For shame. I don;t think anyone would want to be associated with Ahkma that way. But you post was amusing and I got a chuckle.

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    • Bermuda Onion
      Posted on September 24, 2012 at 12:49pm

      How do you think chimps will react to those aspersions?

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    • RamonPreston
      Posted on September 24, 2012 at 8:17pm

      Yeah, that would start a war.

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    • Army_of_One
      Posted on September 25, 2012 at 9:42am

      The Iranian people would never miss him, but more importantly, I’d have to boycott that BBQ place if he was busing….! Get a laser on this guy and watch his every move as things are going to get VERY ugly over there. And please stand up and cover Israel’s six….!

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  • jacobstroubles
    Posted on September 24, 2012 at 10:29am

    No cartoons of you know who?
    ROFL

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    • amazingphotos
      Posted on September 24, 2012 at 10:39am

      I assume you mean the pedophile “prophet.”

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    • OniKaze
      Posted on September 24, 2012 at 11:17am

      Right?? I was kinda pissed that wasn’t in there… I would have loved to see a copy of “Charlie Hebdo” or whatever its called in that basket…

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      OniKaze  
  • capitalismrocks
    Posted on September 24, 2012 at 10:20am

    They should’ve packed it with iodine pills, cans of spam, a geiger-counter and red & white paint to paint bulls-eyes on his back…

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    capitalismrocks  
  • amazingphotos
    Posted on September 24, 2012 at 10:19am

    The UN again brought trash to New York. We need to remove our funding and membership from this den of thieves. The New York Post was too kind. The only “gift” Amabillycartersdad deserves is a high velocity lead injection.

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  • josetoyou
    Posted on September 24, 2012 at 10:13am

    A slab of bacon or ham should have been included….

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  • dublinthewagons
    Posted on September 24, 2012 at 10:06am

    Don’t forget a naked picture of mooshelle, as Barack would gladly share, if the iraian leader would only request her. All in the and of redistribution and sharing.

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  • moreteaplease
    Posted on September 24, 2012 at 9:39am

    Is the NYT intentionally trying to stir the pot between Israel and Iran with this? Maybe hoping to spur Iran into making a move against Israel? Or, am I just reading too much into it? Just asking.

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  • riker01
    Posted on September 24, 2012 at 9:37am

    Who ever personally put this basket together. Cheers. My family stands and prays for God’s chosen everyday. We is praying fools and love Jesus!

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  • Quasimofo
    Posted on September 24, 2012 at 9:35am

    “If Ahmadinejad (pronounced: I’m a dinner jacket)”

    Ah, I see the Post is now stealing from Harry Shearer, who made that joke nearly 5 years ago.

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  • maddog777
    Posted on September 24, 2012 at 9:33am

    Add your comments

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  • Joel Knows
    Posted on September 24, 2012 at 9:32am

    They all just objected to the naked kitten picture and the naked teddy bear in the basket…the food and entertainment they would have liked, reminds them of the humanitarian aide we already give them on a regular basis because of our blockades we have put in place.

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  • NSDQ
    Posted on September 24, 2012 at 9:32am

    JOHN!!! proof read some ehh? “forma popular Jewish deli,”

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  • floridareader
    Posted on September 24, 2012 at 9:31am

    This was MEMORABLE, GREAT!!!!!
    All Muslim leaders could get also some southern conform food like deep fried meat-pork-balls.
    And for desert some bacon-stuffed-dates.

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    floridareader  
    • Jenny Lind
      Posted on September 24, 2012 at 11:00am

      What a great bunch of people to work with, I’ll bet they love their jobs. Thanks for reporters giving them lots of publicity, I’ll keep a closer eye on them, they seem like fun kinda people with an eye to puncturing “dinner-in-a-jacket” types. Good laugh this morning. (notice that the secret service has no sense of humor”.

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  • maddog777
    Posted on September 24, 2012 at 9:31am

    I think that was great. I just love the visit of this murderer,it shows the true light of the U.N. they kiss his butt and he enjoys all the freedoms that our country provides and the freedoms he denies his own people.there is a special place for these types of monsters when they die.

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  • bikerdogred1
    Posted on September 24, 2012 at 9:30am

    This why I read the POST,NYC best paper.

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  • woodyee
    Posted on September 24, 2012 at 9:29am

    “If Ahmadinejad (pronounced: I’m a dinner jacket)”

    No Mr. Seidl, it’s pronounced “Ahck-meh-din-eh-jahd” and he’ll soon have his finger on a nuclear football.

    The NY Post sent Kosher food – nothing Ahmadinejad wouldn’t eat. If the NY Post wanted to play a trick on him, they’d have sent sticks of beef jerky and Gaybama-condoms.

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    woodyee  
    • jeffile
      Posted on September 24, 2012 at 11:21am

      Yes, he soon will have his finger on a nuclear button and that is precisely what Israel is talking about. This nut sincerely believes he is on a mission of God to bring back the 112th Iman (AKA anti christ). BTW, it’s pronounced “I’m a nut job”.

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    • n-timeprophet
      Posted on September 26, 2012 at 4:10am

      hahahha….gaybama condoms hahahaha. He’ll probably think it’s a shower cap. LOL opps, I forgot, he doesn’t take showers by the look of him.
      He needs a tub bath with some music. maybe the CD player will fall in the tub while connected to an electric shaver powered by the sun, moon and stars. It will be the first time we see a pig being boiled in a bath tub.

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  • Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
    Posted on September 24, 2012 at 9:25am

    They should have informed the leader of Iran that in English his name means “He who is son of the swine…”

    O’how the expolsion of anger would be worth seeing.

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  • huey6367
    Posted on September 24, 2012 at 9:21am

    What, no pork ribs? I bet he gets mad and bombs Israel.

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  • biohazard23
    Posted on September 24, 2012 at 9:19am

    Ha ha ha!!!!!

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  • Chromo200
    Posted on September 24, 2012 at 9:18am

    Expect “accidents” to start happening at the Post and Bloomberg and DOJ will not investigate.

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    • rosegrower
      Posted on September 24, 2012 at 10:37am

      Bloomberg will blame high fructose corn syrup and Big Gulp slurpees, as these are the true enemies of the United States.

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      rosegrower  
  • CaveDweller
    Posted on September 24, 2012 at 9:13am

    Gefilte fish? That’s taking it TOO FAR!

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  • arx
    Posted on September 24, 2012 at 9:10am

    Story was good for a chuckle. But seriously, the Secret Service? We send SS to protect this *****?

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    arx  
    • 13thCousinOfTheAntiChrist
      Posted on September 24, 2012 at 10:34am

      Sadly, yes, we are responsible for protecting this dirtbag’s (and every other one that comes for hate-America week at the U.N.) life while he is on our soil, talking about how evil America is.

      I say we carpet nuke his country until there’s a layer of glass a foot thick from one border to the other.

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  • Thinman
    Posted on September 24, 2012 at 9:09am

    Really, I thought this was a free country? What right does Barry’s SS have to filter gifts as appropriate, they would have let hookers through!

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    • Joel Knows
      Posted on September 24, 2012 at 9:26am

      After some of the inappropriate gifts BO and MO have given to heads of state, he has no room to have anyone on his staff filter any gifts for any reason.

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  • Tri-ox
    Posted on September 24, 2012 at 9:05am

    The same sort of gift basket should be sent to obama, who is also a flaming anti-Semite and a sworn enemy of Israel.

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    Tri-ox  

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