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Iranian News Agency Picks Up Satirical Onion Article Stating Americans Would Rather Hang Out With Ahmadinejad Than Obama
A state-run Iranian news agency picked up a story from an American news outlet to show its citizens that “rural Whites” prefer Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad over President Obama.
The only problem is, it was a satire piece from The Onion. The English version of the Fars News Agency posted a fake Gallup poll story from The Onion on its website Friday, CBS DC reports.
“According to the results of a Gallup poll released Monday, the overwhelming majority of rural white Americans said they would rather vote for Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad than US President Barack Obama,” the Iranian website states.
The Onion “reported” that a Gallup poll indicates that 77 percent of “rural Caucasian” voters would rather have a beer or go to a baseball game with Ahmadinejad than Obama.
The Fars News Agency even used some fake quotes from the satire piece:
“(Ahmadinejad) takes national defense seriously, and he’d never let some gay protesters tell him how to run his country like Obama does.”
“According to the same Gallup poll, 60 percent of rural whites said they at least respected that Ahmadinejad doesn’t try to hide the fact that he’s Muslim.”
It is unclear whether Tehran, who runs the Fars News Agency, was aware that the story was satirical or if they used the story as propaganda to rally the troops back home. Either one seems possible at this point.
On Friday, the Israeli Embassy to the United States mocked Iran for trying to pass The Onion article as legitimate. They posted the following message on their official Twitter account Friday:
Dear Iran (@khamenei_ir): @theonion is not a reliable source for US opinion. See Gallup: gallup.com/poll/116236/ir… twitter.com/IsraelinUSA/st…
— Embassy of Israel (@IsraelinUSA) September 28, 2012
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loveliberty83
Posted on September 29, 2012 at 11:34amwhy are so many blacks democrats when their man Martin Luther King was a republican, he knew the democrats did not want to sign the civil rights bill & it was Lincoln & 1000s of white northerners that foght in the war to free slaves NOT the souther democrats who were the slave owners blacs should be honoring the people who freed them not the ones who still want them to be their slaves by giving them everything like a slave owner
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moonstruck2
Posted on September 29, 2012 at 1:22pmYeah! and it was probably a white republican who shot him to death, so please let him rest in peace!!
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Words_of_the_Buddah
Posted on September 29, 2012 at 1:46pmYet the states that opposed him, voted Democrat in his election and succeeded from the union are the ones who vote Republican and have the most Tea party members…
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brewers97
Posted on September 29, 2012 at 11:27pmI am a VETERAN, 8 yrs, US NAVY.
Please do not stoop to racism, my godson is black.
I have had the honor of knowing and serving with some of the finest men and women who ever walked the earth!!
A good deal of these LOYAL AMERICANs happened to have dark skin.
MY father fought “Der Fuerher” and his vermine.
Being an AMERICAN is not about race but about being TRUE MEN and WOMEN.
GOD Bless our REPUBLIC, her WARRIERS, and everything OUR CONSTITUTION stands for!!!!!!!!!
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jlancecombs
Posted on September 30, 2012 at 2:18pm@Moonstruck Actually it was a white Democrat.
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loveliberty83
Posted on September 29, 2012 at 11:30amfirst of all a black man does not come from a white woman, the only thing we know for sure is his mother is white without a dna that is the only thing a doctor knows when he delivers a baby so the only people here that are racist are the people calling him black & saying all whites are racist. Remenber it was a white republican president that stopped slavery
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moonstruck2
Posted on September 29, 2012 at 1:25pmYeah! and it was probably a republican that shot him to death too!!
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jlancecombs
Posted on September 30, 2012 at 2:21pm@Moonstruck John Wilkes Booth was a Democrat.
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SocialistSlayer
Posted on September 29, 2012 at 11:27amI prefer an onion to either one of these punks!
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TurboCat
Posted on September 29, 2012 at 10:56amYou two have got a personal problem in that you will try to “punish” us for not getting your way. Just Angry and Individual-ism. Revenge only poisons your own insides, while doing nothing whatsoever to your imagined foes.
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TRK
Posted on September 29, 2012 at 10:01amThe Onion is not a reliable source of the American opinion, but neither are NBC, ABC, CBS, MSNBC, CNN…..if the satirical poll had been critical of Romney they would have reported it as fact.
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BikerHoop
Posted on September 29, 2012 at 6:56amWhen a culture frowns on satire and humor, it’s not difficult to believe they’d pick up on something like this and believe it. Wondering how many other articles they’ve read and believed on The Onion causes me to chuckle.
When your country is controlled by one person who is constantly imposing new rules and regulation on the citizens, most of which they don’t want or need. A ruler who frivolously spends the citizens hard-earned money on vacations and such. A ruler who neglects the things he should be doing in favor of hanging with his friends… oh, wait… uh-oh…
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woodyee
Posted on September 29, 2012 at 12:03amHeck, I’d much rather hang out with Ahmadinejad than Bath-House Barry. I’d KNOW who I was sitting with when with Mooky…
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TyrannyNoMore
Posted on September 28, 2012 at 11:59pmObama or Ahmadinejad….hmmm….I would have to go with Ahmadinejad. Why? because at least he does not hide who he really is for the purpose of advancing his evil agenda. Obama is a wolf in sheep’s clothing. They both hate this country, but Ahmadinejad comes out and says so with impunity. At least he has the decency to not insult my intelligence, by peeing on my foot and telling me it is raining out.
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VanceUppercut
Posted on September 29, 2012 at 4:19pm@TyrannyNoMore
Yes, Obama ran for President because he “hates” America. If I see your brain, I’ll tell it you said hello.
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Expertwitness
Posted on September 28, 2012 at 10:36pmI bet when that goofy Ahmadinejad found out the story was fake, and that he was being made fun of, he just laughed and laughed! He’s known for his quick wit and great sense of humor! Like when he said the holocaust never happened…what a crack- up! And I’ll bet the reporter who posted the story in the Iranian newspaper got a slap on the back for having punked the President! Probably got a raise and a free trip somewhere! That’s one of those practical jokes they will share for years to come! Isn’t a free and intelligent press great! I wonder if Obama would appreciate it if he found out all those polls that show him way ahead are fake too? Shhh…don’t tell …all those crazy guys at MSNBC and CNN have a great sense of humor!
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BikerHoop
Posted on September 29, 2012 at 6:59amBwhahahahahah!!!
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snufy
Posted on September 28, 2012 at 8:40pmThe problem is that the Iranian leadership and liberals are alike in that they have no sense of humor. I thought it was pretty funny. At least the Israelis got it.
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KidCharlemagne
Posted on September 28, 2012 at 8:40pmWait a minute…….that might not be so terribly far from the truth:
Ahmadinejad Meeting in New York City with Jewish Rabbis
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db321
Posted on September 29, 2012 at 5:07pmWow! I can’t believe what I just saw in that video. Lord help us.
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tefarah
Posted on September 28, 2012 at 7:30pmI’d love to go to a baseball game with “Mr. A”. We’d discuss a few things between innings and go out for a beer – THEN – I’d beat him over the head with a baseball bat.
The other guy is not only ugly with those big ears but he’s not worth the effort. He’d only become a martyr.
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JACKTHETOAD
Posted on September 29, 2012 at 3:18amBat Day approaches, my children of the night. What sweet music we’ll make.
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cosmic dogma
Posted on September 28, 2012 at 7:18pmWith the quality of the press in the United States, no wonder they made the mistake…
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The_Pointy_End
Posted on September 28, 2012 at 11:26pmI couldn’t agree more!!!!!
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Hcall
Posted on September 28, 2012 at 6:59pmobamadinejad, ahmadinejad, potAto, potauto.. lets call the whole thing off….funniest thing since someone sent me the video of the iranian and the goat
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TheLeftMadeMeRight
Posted on September 28, 2012 at 6:47pmsatire? I’m not so sure about that…
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TH30PH1LUS
Posted on September 28, 2012 at 6:37pmFars News Agency = MSNBC
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dwilco77
Posted on September 28, 2012 at 6:29pmI cannot disagree. They are pretty close to equal. (i.e. just under my wanting to hang out in a leper colonly handcuffed to Nancy Pelosi)
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Harry19
Posted on September 28, 2012 at 6:11pmI would. Obama is such a liar. I have nothing for the ex muslim commie,druggie, murderer. I hope the prosecute him after the election,for all the things he has cheated on.
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Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on September 28, 2012 at 6:23pmAny chance we could stick both of them in the same cell after Obama’s treason trial?
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scout n ambush
Posted on September 28, 2012 at 6:07pmI think we all know akmadinajad is a piece of something you might step in down on the farm but I would rather have a beer with the little nazi wannabe because he dosen’t hide his true goals and that he deserves credit for .An honest pile of crap is better than a dishonest one.I would like to ask him about the part of his un speech about his messiahs return being at hand
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moonstruck2
Posted on September 29, 2012 at 1:32pmHe’s Here and Min. Farrakhan represents him!! take it or leave it alone!
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KevINtampa
Posted on September 28, 2012 at 5:56pmThe Onion strikes again. They provide pretty good lulz all the time!
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muffythetuffy
Posted on September 28, 2012 at 6:07pmThe Muslims got that right.
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possom
Posted on September 28, 2012 at 5:55pmAhmadinejad or king obie, huh Ahmadinejad it is.
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muffythetuffy
Posted on September 28, 2012 at 6:09pmI bet AHMADINEJAD plays a mean game of chess. I would love to sit down with him and play a game while we listen to some good music and smoke a water pipe. Your move.
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DEMOCRATS.ARE.EVIL
Posted on September 28, 2012 at 5:51pmWell, let’s see…Ahmadinejad is a short, stinky Muslim with strong homosexual tendencies…I think we could safely assume most liberal males would prefer hanging out with him over Obama, who seems to be taken.
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moonstruck2
Posted on September 29, 2012 at 1:36pmsounds like you too are gender confused!
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UNALIEN
Posted on September 28, 2012 at 5:40pmwouldn’t be a surprise if NBC did this but Iranian news, NO WAY…
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Stuck_in_CA
Posted on September 28, 2012 at 5:53pm“Innocence of Muslims” — Made by Terrorists
http://www.vcyamerica.org/crosstalk.htm
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The_Jerk
Posted on September 28, 2012 at 5:54pmWhat’s the diff?
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Zer0
Posted on September 28, 2012 at 10:49pm@Jerk,
LMAO ya beat me to it!
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JUSTANOTHEROPINION
Posted on September 28, 2012 at 5:35pmIranians on the streets of Iran aren’t as stupid as their Tyrants and some in this country would like to think. Just noting that’s all.
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justangry
Posted on September 28, 2012 at 5:24pmAt least he’s not a commie.
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TSUNAMI_22
Posted on September 28, 2012 at 5:30pmDid you see Ahmadoinahanjob squirm when Piers Morgan asked him what would he do if his kids were homosexual?
Priceless expression.
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TIME_2_END_THE_PAUL_CAMPAIGN_IN_12
Posted on September 28, 2012 at 6:14pm“At least he’s not a commie”
Knowing you JUST, I’m sure that was a quick jab at some of the posters here that have said they would vote for Romney because he’s “not a commie” (referring to Obama). Nice job JUST. Stick to that “Liberty Movement” hates the GOP script. Obama the “commie” AND AhmaJimmyCartersDad love you for it…
I wonder… has Romney been on Iranian TV like Paul has been in the past insulting Israel and making excuses for those poor, poor Palestinians…?? Hmmmm…. I wonder…??
Obama’s a “commie”… Romney’s not, and Ron Paul’s a traitor. And of course you support the traitor which in the end throws your support to the “commie.” Good job JUST.
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justangry
Posted on September 28, 2012 at 7:19pmYou have the weirdest ethics I’ve ever seen. You swear to defend the Constitution, but actively campaign for candidates that think little of it. You want everyone to stay pure in the eyes of your savior, at the same time you want to kill a bunch of brown people because they won’t submit to our rule while few pr*cks plunder their resources.
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Individualism
Posted on September 28, 2012 at 8:39pmi would rather him than Obama and Romney.
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UNALIEN
Posted on September 28, 2012 at 9:22pmINDIVIDUALISM
then you would need to change your username
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Fubared
Posted on September 28, 2012 at 10:01pmI am just angry that Indy and just angry are just Indy and angry all the time. So one dimensional. But I would pay money to see just angry and Indy cage match 0 and Achmedoodiejob . With crisco. And Roseanne Barr as ref. and Paul’s Johnson doing ringside cheering….
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Individualism
Posted on September 28, 2012 at 10:18pmFubar, you racist rednecks are mad that a black man is in office, i am sure if it was a white republican doing what Obama was doing you all would be fine with it like Romney his white mormon brother. November 6ths Romney won’t be president you will be mad, throw bear at your tv and beat your wife.
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Expertwitness
Posted on September 28, 2012 at 10:46pmIndividualism…first, it’s beer, not bear that you throw at your wife…and two, its always liberals who call everyone else a racist. Obama is not a screw-up because he’s black…he’s a screw-up because he is determined to fundamentally change America from a great nation, to just one of many operating under the direction and control of the UN. But facts are so inconvenient when you can just silence people by calling them a racist.
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JACKTHETOAD
Posted on September 29, 2012 at 3:29amPersonally, I think they should’ve just left the word OUT out. Hang them both. Then abuse their corpses. That’s just what they’d do. I might even be fun. :)= …oh Vlad, where are you now?…
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justangry
Posted on September 29, 2012 at 9:52am@Fubared, You resent people that actually believe politicians should follow the Constitution?
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TIME_2_END_THE_PAUL_CAMPAIGN_IN_12
Posted on September 29, 2012 at 12:53pmJUST. “Brown People?” Lmao. Call them what they are JUST… and it has nothing to do with their “Browness.”
Screw that Ron Paul and his ilk for getting into your head JUST. Constitution my @ss… you guys have been duped by an ideology of idiocy. Take away the savings and all you have with the “Liberty Movement” is pure leftist talking points…
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