What if this upcoming election was so exciting that we had to make a blockbuster movie about it? We have some humble suggestions for Hollywood as to who the cast should be.
Will Smith is President Obama
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He is also young Obama
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Regina King is Michelle Obama
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Pierce Brosnan is Mitt Romney
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Meryl Streep is Ann Romney
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Seriously
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this works.
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Leslie Nielsen (may he rest in peace) is Joe Biden
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We
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love
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this.
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OK people…
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Matthew Morrison as Paul Ryan
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Jessica Walter as Nancy Pelosi
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Bob Balaban as Harry Reid
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Kevin Spacey is John Boehner
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Chad Kroeger as Debbie Wasserman Schultz
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Seth Green as Jay Carney
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Carlton Banks as Eric Holder
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No, seriously.
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Glenn Close as Hillary Clinton
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Bill Murray is Bill Clinton
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You bet he is.
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Ben Stiller as Rahm Emanuel
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Steve Carrel as Justice John Roberts
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James Earl Jones as Justice Clarence Thomas
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James Gandolfini as Justice Antonin Scalia
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Rosie is Justice Elena Kagan
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Mrs. Doubtfire (Robin Williams) as Ruth Bader Ginsburg
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Sacha Baron Cohen as Osama Bin Laden
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The entire cast of The Expendables 2 as SEAL Team 6
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Oh, and Madea (Tyler Perry) as Maxine Waters
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bankerpapaw
Oct. 10, 2012 at 11:34amI think you should rethink Chad Kroeger as Debby Washed-up Wasserman. He is too good looking to
play such a lying hag.
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AvengerK
Oct. 10, 2012 at 1:06pmI don’t know…the only difference between them appears to be the goatee.
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AvengerK
Oct. 10, 2012 at 1:15pmGene Gene the dancing machine as Barack Obama.
http://my-retrospace.blogspot.com/2008/07/gene-gene-dancing-machine.html
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AvengerK
Oct. 10, 2012 at 1:23pmTarzan’s Cheetah as Nancy Pelosi…
http://www.sacbee.com/2011/12/28/4149443/animal-actors.html
or Francis the talking mule as Nancy Pelosi..
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/unleashed/2010/02/speak-up-francis-cuba-to-conduct-census-of-the-countrys-mules-due-to-beastofburden-deficit.html
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black9897
Oct. 10, 2012 at 1:51pmAll you need is ian mckellen to play Ron Paul. Or just get RP to play RP. Cast everyone to play “we the people” and have it be based on everyone stop filing their income tax to bring down the FED!
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ZengaPA65
Oct. 10, 2012 at 7:55pmThis is hilarious.
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Valezka.Vidra
Oct. 10, 2012 at 9:25pm“I don’t know…the only difference between them appears to be the goatee.”
Well, I’m sure if she didn’t wax it off once a week they’d be twins.
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Free_Thinker
Oct. 10, 2012 at 9:53pmAVENGERK- He could grow a goatee like DWS’s.
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Leader1776
Oct. 10, 2012 at 11:16amBLAZE ………….. you made my day. Great humor.
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AvengerK
Oct. 10, 2012 at 1:07pmMeryl Streep wishes she had Ann Romney’s looks.
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OutOfTheAether
Oct. 10, 2012 at 1:18pmTHAT was just simply choice! LOL Nice laugh for the day
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Drip-T
Oct. 10, 2012 at 10:55amI will never be able to look at Biden again & not think of Nielsen… Maybe that will make his remaining time in office bearable?
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drattastic
Oct. 10, 2012 at 10:43amChad Kroeger could never play Debbie “Blabbermouth” Schultz ,his beard isn’t thick enough .
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aquablue
Oct. 10, 2012 at 10:39amExcellent! So funny. Kroeger for Wasserman really made me laugh. Well done!
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floridareader
Oct. 10, 2012 at 10:35amGood job Blaze!
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shogun459
Oct. 10, 2012 at 10:17amomG!
This is soooo funny and dead on.
ROFLMAO
With the exception of Rosie they could all pull it off well.
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DIR
Oct. 10, 2012 at 1:20pmSHOGUN459
That’s for sure! My fav is Madea (Tyler Perry) as Maxine Waters. The only thing missing is in the photo is Madea armed with a bottle of Ripple, something Maxine keeps with her at all times. Since Nielsen has passed away, Joe, after his gig as vice president soon would make a great Nielsen in a police squad remake. Nielsen was a good actor, in Biden case, he wouldn’t have to act, all he would have to do is play himself. Nielson is a great pick for Biden. Nielson liked a good ‘fart’ joke. Biden likes to rip em off.
In the movie renditon of election 2012, where Joe Biden sits with the biker gal, Joe gets his tongue stuck in the biker babes ear and has to have it sugically removed.
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Individualism
Oct. 10, 2012 at 10:16amA vampire as Romney and A Chewbecca as Obama
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LetUsReason
Oct. 10, 2012 at 2:45pmYou’re weird.
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Valezka.Vidra
Oct. 10, 2012 at 9:30pmAs long as the vampire doesn’t mother ******* sparkle, I’d be down to watch it.
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Wool-Free Vision
Oct. 10, 2012 at 10:15amRegina King is way too pretty. They would have to do some serious work in make-up effects to make it work. Will Smith is very capable, but again, far too handsome. As far as Rosie is concerned, I would lobby for casting someone else just to keep her out, as her presence in the cast would cause many potential viewers to skip the movie altogether to avoid the trauma of seeing her on a big screen.
I like Brosnan as Romney. I have been a big Brosnan fan ever since I saw “The Heist.” He is probably my favorite Bond, Connery and Craig notwithstanding.
And for the poster who said that Romney shouldn’t be played by a Brit, see Spielberg and his (awesome) choice for Lincoln.
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thom1
Oct. 10, 2012 at 9:41amThat was cute but remember Leslie Nielson was just acting. Biden is for real and only a heartbeat or if Republicans get some balls an impeachment away from the presidency.
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capitalismrocks
Oct. 10, 2012 at 9:40amLOL!!! Those are some damned perfect picks! Man, talk about a Comedic Tragedy !!!
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Bryancpe
Oct. 10, 2012 at 10:02amLOL made my morning!
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crusaderx9
Oct. 10, 2012 at 9:36amUrkel as Obama.
http://s304.photobucket.com/albums/nn169/Harry926/?action=view¤t=Urkel_Curve-1.jpg
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noslave
Oct. 10, 2012 at 9:24amdoug heffernan of king of queens fame would be better suited as elana kagan?? maxine watters thats a tough call?madea is feminine compared to her,maybe aunt ester from sanford and sons??even that would be insulting to those actresses.
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linmar
Oct. 10, 2012 at 9:23amHilarious!
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teddyc73
Oct. 10, 2012 at 9:18amThanks a lot The Blaze, Debbie Wasserman Shultz and Maxine Waters made me burst out laughing in the middle of my office.
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noslave
Oct. 10, 2012 at 9:16amobama should be played by “mr rodgers neighborhoods”WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?”, hillary should be barney the purple dinosaur”I LOVE YOU DO YOU LOVE ME?”,for sucking up to muslims,makeing a fool out of america,trying to have them love them??,resulting in 4 dead americans,should have learned with bill clintons “MEALS ON WHEELS”debacle in somalia when american was dragged through the streets,showing clinton how much love he’s won??
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southernORcobra
Oct. 10, 2012 at 9:12amkinda creepy how spot on those picks would be.
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woodyee
Oct. 10, 2012 at 8:59amThank goodness for spare keyboards – that one was ten years old anyway…
No one (yet) has commented on Chad Kroeger as Debbie Wasserman Schultz; probably because it’s too obvious!
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KangarooJack
Oct. 10, 2012 at 8:56amThank You for big smiles and laughter!
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Buddynoel
Oct. 10, 2012 at 8:52amRace car driver Tony Stewart would make a great Hugo Chaves.
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BenInNY
Oct. 10, 2012 at 8:51amThis is great! The only one I’d recast is Elena Kagen: that should definitely be Mel Smith (the albino from Princess Bride.) http://cdn.abovethelaw.com/uploads/2010/05/Elena-Kagan-Princess-Bride.jpg
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Landon410
Oct. 10, 2012 at 10:03amthanks, just got weird looks from co workers for letter a weird laugh sound out while trying to hold it in
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Dodsfall
Oct. 10, 2012 at 12:01pmI disagree. Kevin James would be the perfect fit. They are almost twins.
http://content8.flixster.com/rtactor/42/18/42182_pro.jpg
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BenInNY
Oct. 10, 2012 at 12:04pmHaha any time, Landon :) tell your co-workers I said hi.
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randy
Oct. 10, 2012 at 8:49amLeslie Neilsen for Biden…. Priceless!
Orange juice flew out of my mouth when I saw that……
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woodyee
Oct. 10, 2012 at 8:47amLeslie Neilson – LOL! Just spilled my coffe biyotch!!!
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Landon410
Oct. 10, 2012 at 8:47amthat was good for a chuckle…. but why cast a brit as romney? lets find someone better suited, I mean if you were going to cast a foreigner as a presidential candiate, I think… well… I don’t even have to say it
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woodyee
Oct. 10, 2012 at 8:46amSacha Cohen makes a better Ginberg –
This still has me reaching for my coffee, then putting it down before I spill it!! It’s got me in a morning tizzzy…not news! Too funny!!!!! My thought processes…logic gone…synapsis…ROTL – Tyler Perry Hahaha!!!!
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