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Revealed: Mitt Romney’s Favorite Joke

Oct. 15, 2012 5:30pm Mytheos Holt

Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney has opened up to Readers’ Digest on topics unrelated to policy, in a rare look at the GOP nominee’s personal side. And it’s a fairly enlightening read, even if politics aren’t involved.

Some of the more interesting answers include Romney’s favorite word (“Indomitable”) and his statement that his campaign is motivated by concern for the next generation. However, probably the most heartwarming moment comes when he tells the publication his favorite joke:

RD: At Reader’s Digest, we always say that laughter is the best medicine. So what’s your favorite joke, and could you tell it to me now?

Romney: I came into a large room of Republicans in Massachusetts, and I turned to my wife and said, “Ann, in your wildest dreams, did you see me running for political office?” And she turned back and said, “Mitt, you weren’t in my wildest dreams.”

RD: I like that your favorite joke was Ann’s. Is she the one who makes you laugh?

Romney: We fell in love when we were young. She was 16; I was 18. Some people, I’m told, grow apart when they meet very young. We grew together. We share perspectives; we don’t agree on everything, but we see things in a very similar way, and we’re entirely devoted to each other. I would rather be with her than doing anything else on earth.

In advance of tomorrow night’s town hall debate, where Romney will almost certainly be on the lookout for any opportunity to show his capacity for empathy, answers like this may come as an encouraging sign to his supporters.

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R.A. Bullseye
Posted on October 15, 2012 at 7:41pm
A Muslim, Marxist, and Liar walk into a bar . The bartender say’s Obama what will you have?

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- encinom
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 7:53pm
  Does it have to do with Romney profiting from Sensata shipping US Jobs to China, weeks before the election and having workers, trying to keep their jobs arrested?
  
  http://rockrivertimes.com/2012/10/01/sensata-workers-attack-romney%E2%80%99s-profit-%E2%80%98harvest%E2%80%99-comments-begin-efforts-to-regain-severance/
  
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- HumbleMan
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 8:27pm
  @troll
  
  How about the 7 of 10 General Motors vehicles who are made outside the United States? Obama’s outsourcing is epic.
  
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- West Coast Patriot
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 8:47pm
  Humbleman, “GM manufactures most of its China market vehicles locally through Shanghai GM, a joint venture with the Chinese company SAIC Motor, which was created on March 25, 1997. The Shanghai GM plant was officially opened on December 15, 1998, when the first Chinese-built Buick came off the assembly line. The SAIC-GM-Wuling Automobile joint-venture is also successfully selling microvans under the Wuling marque (34 percent owned by GM). Much of General Motors’ recent growth has been in the People’s Republic of China, where its sales rose 66.9 percent in 2009, selling 1,830,000 vehicles and accounting for 13.4 percent of the market.”
  You see, the problem is not just Obama, but progressive policies created on both sides of the aisle. Whether it has been a Democrat or Republican President or controlled Congress, the regulations that are created cause the outsourcing we see today and it stems from yesterday. You guys need to wake up to the fact that the Republicans and the Democrats have become the same party with different rhetoric. Man, how long will it take?
  
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- jsciai
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 10:07pm
  hey wcp,
  I agree with probably most of what you just posted, but I have to take alittle bit of issue as it relates to Romney. I feel we can throw away past behaviors by Rep/Dem politicians and expect that Romney will do what has to be done in order to save our economy and our country. In every case where he has had the reins he did what was expedient and necessary–business, government, etc. I don’t see the past as a perfect predictor of the future because the future is so dire that unprecedented action will by taken by Romney. Count on it!
  
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- West Coast Patriot
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 10:48pm
  jsciai, I am glad you are so optimistic, as I am not. I do believe that Romney was chosen by the establishment bankers , since he has been successfully part of them for so long, and I do believe that he will be beholden to them just like every other pick they have ever put forth. When I listen to his plans, they do not sound much different than Obama’s, except a little different rhetoric and a small detour toward the cliff rather than continuing on a straight path. Wither way, “We the People” will suffer from more loss of liberty. I look at his record and it really does not impress me. The federal government should not be run like a business, it should only be there to protect us from outside attack, ensure the states deal with each other fairly and protect our liberties, not do what they want against the will of the people, like both parties did at both conventions. I do not buy into the fear mongering that we will somehow become a Marxist country if Obama happens to be reelected as he cannot do anything without Congress backing him. Executive orders, which Obama has done less than every president for the last hundred years, can be overturned with 2/3 vote in Congress or Congress can vote to not fund it. So, I am not frightened by a Romney loss, and I wish people would try something different by electing Gary Johnson, since Ron Paul is out of the equation. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=AqtfyaWgW74
  
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- midcoastmainepatriot
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 11:07pm
  Hey Encino is on the West Coast is’nt it Patriot…….roll over and give her a slap….then go knell in front of your Obama Phones ..TROLLS !!!!!!!!!!!!
  
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- West Coast Patriot
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 11:23pm
  midcoastmainepatriot, This is all you can do is accuse me of being a supporter of Obama? I think Obama will go down in history as the worst President in history, worse than Jimmy Carter ever thought of being. I have been a Republican for over 36 years, but with what the RNC did this year, with violating federal law as to make liberals proud, no more. I will support the Liberty movement for the rest of my life no matter where it is, Libertarian Party, Constitution Party, Independent Party or if Republicans wake up and put forth a Liberty candidate, I will vote Republican, but I will not vote for a candidate that is all for the Patriot Act, NDAA with indefinite detention clauses, ready to ban any weapons from the people weather they call them assault weapons or whatever, says he is for or against something then changes his mind when it is politically expedient. You can do what you feel is right, but I will err on the side of freedom for all. You can take your liberal type of bashing and shove it.
  
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- Zakk
  Posted on October 16, 2012 at 12:27am
  @Econim : The Hypocrisy that Obama also has SENSATA Stocks… and profits from them.
  
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- ecbuck
  Posted on October 16, 2012 at 10:42am
  Encicom – Uh you do realize that Sensata is not a US company – don’t you?
  
  You do realize that none of the senior management works for Bain – don’t you?
  
  You do realize Romney has no say in the management of Sensata – don’t you?
  
  You do realize that giving $350,000 of stock to a charity is a good thing – don’t you?
  
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- truthnstuff
  Posted on October 16, 2012 at 2:59pm
  In the dictionary, next to moron, they have a picture of Encinom and Wango. This is the pictorial dictionary for the ignorant.
  
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Ghandi was a Republican
Posted on October 15, 2012 at 7:40pm
What do Bigfoot, a Leprechaun, the Easter Bunny and an intelligent Liberal have in common? They are all mythical creatures you will never meet in your lifetime..

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stumpy68
Posted on October 15, 2012 at 7:34pm
That the difference between Romney and obama
Romney tells jokes obama is one

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AmazingGrace8
Posted on October 15, 2012 at 7:05pm
Dear President Obama:

“Keep your “MITTS” off our hard-earned money!

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Silversmith
Posted on October 15, 2012 at 6:54pm
That there’s a funny joke!

Silversmith

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BetterInformed
Posted on October 15, 2012 at 6:53pm
Wanta hear Michelle Obama’s favorite joke ?

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- crackerone
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 6:58pm
  I’ll bite!
  
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- Rob
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 7:03pm
  She married him….
  
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- BetterInformed
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 7:09pm
  Barack
  
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- Yushud_Givaschitt
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 7:43pm
  Crackerone…I thought that was the punchline!
  
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- Okieflyover
  Posted on October 16, 2012 at 12:17am
  Just wait til you see a TelePrompTer. His voice will be close behind.
  
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RayOne
Posted on October 15, 2012 at 6:52pm
This thread is brought to you by the number >3 wks and Comedy Central.

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LeadNotFollow
Posted on October 15, 2012 at 6:51pm
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I would hate to hear Obama’s favorite joke.
It would probably go something like this. A dog, some barbecue sauce, and 72 virgins.

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- Zipit
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 7:14pm
  Bah-Zing!!!!
  
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- Wango
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 10:30pm
  A conservative, a moderate and a liberal walk into a bar. The bartender says, Hi Mitt.
  
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LeadNotFollow
Posted on October 15, 2012 at 6:48pm
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I would bet that Obama could not tell his favorite joke in front of decent folks or mixed company.
That’s the difference between Romney and Obama.
The difference that will make America great again, after the November election.

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Zipit
Posted on October 15, 2012 at 6:46pm
Out of touch a little there “68″? Same post on ten different stories? C’MON MAN! And oh yeah, GO BRONCOS!!!

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Pat Alexander
Posted on October 15, 2012 at 6:42pm
A termite walks into a bar. He says “Is the bartender here?”

A Priest a Rabbi and a Minister walk into a bar. The bartender says “What is this? Some kind of a joke?”

Obama walks into a bar. Michelle says “Maybe you should put the umbrella down first.”

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2010/09/obamas-maneuver-a-federal-umbrella.html

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West Coast Patriot
Posted on October 15, 2012 at 6:40pm
If Mitt Romney had something similar on his ring, it would say, I will be God someday.

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- 2MINUTESTOMIDNIGHT
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 7:06pm
  Sounds good to me.
  
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- crazyrightwingmom
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 9:04pm
  West Coast is a troll pretending to be a Mormon, or a bitter ex-Mormon or just a bitter person trying to confuse everyone with his senseless rants.
  
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- jsciai
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 10:32pm
  You said it sister! A few months ago he “revealed” himself to be a ‘former’ mormon because he didn’t like what his bishop was saying. I’m thinking religious troll and likely an obama supporter. Everything he has ever posted was against Romney from way back. He would even ignore other Rep. front runners to snipe Romney. Still, I get a kick out of his ridiculous posts. Kind of sad, but funny at the same time.
  
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- West Coast Patriot
  Posted on October 16, 2012 at 8:55pm
  I’m not bitter, I am a happy go lucky guy. My life has been pretty good to me for the most part. I mean I have a son who suffered a traumatic brain injury from another person’s stupidity, but our family was made stronger from the ordeal, he is doing well, he has a family himself and has given us a granddaughter, I have been married to my first wife for about 30 years now, so what is there to be bitter about? The only thing that drives me nuts is the stupidity of the majority of American people that think voting for the same thing we have had for ages is going to somehow change things for the better with our country. Albert Einstein called that insanity. But, people do like to follow rather than lead for the most part, and that is what I see on The Blaze, a bunch of followers that would believe anything their favorite TV personality will tell them. Sad.
  
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- jsciai
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 10:27pm
  Hmmm, WCP, you just posted above that you were mormon and were posting as one and seemed to relish in it. Now you disparage a supposed mormon tenet vis-a-vis Romney. Hypocrisy MUCH?!?!
  
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West Coast Patriot
Posted on October 15, 2012 at 6:34pm
You know, these days an 18 year old can get in a lot of trouble for dating a 16 year old.

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- nonofmybiznez
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 6:41pm
  Its having sex with a 16 year old, not dating a 16 year old that is the problem.
  
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- LetUsReason
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 6:53pm
  Ron Paul: Honey, did you ever think in your wildest dreams that I would run for president THREE times and hardly be able to crack double-digit support in only the most favorable places?
  
  Wife: Actually, Ron, in my wildest dreams you drew support from individuals who weren’t 22 and still living in their parents’ basement.
  
  Ron: Ha! Those are some wild and crazy dreams!
  
  LOL! Get it?! It’s funny, huh?
  
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- West Coast Patriot
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 6:56pm
  Yeah, they didn’t have se x, that is completely out of the question because human nature stops with Mormonism. I am Mormon, and believe me, human nature and se xual attraction gets most all. You see, being human is just that, being human. Now I am not saying that they did, as I was able to sustain until I was 19, but the odds are against them. Besides, do you really think that all criminal cases actually involved s ex?
  
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- West Coast Patriot
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 6:56pm
  I meant abstain.
  
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- stone2016
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 7:24pm
  Being human is being human and most of us make many, many mistakes. However, I made it until 22 when I got married, so I believe anyone can.
  
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- Yushud_Givaschitt
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 7:47pm
  Do Mormons spell it G*d, like they do Se x???
  
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- 80s_Kid_Wants_Rainbow_Back
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 7:52pm
  If you were a Mormon than you would know under Mormon church guidelines that dating is allowed at age 16. WTF is the point of your comment? Oh wait, I already know, to nitpick Romney because that’s all you ever do. Aren’t Mormons supposed to be hard working, productive, kind, charitable and non contentious? WTF is your problem then? Because you seem to live on this board and have nothing but negative sh1t to say. If you’re really a Mormon how about getting your @ss of the computer and going and doing some of those wonderful Mormon things? K, Thx!
  
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- West Coast Patriot
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 8:15pm
  80s_Kid_Wants_Rainbow_Back, Oh, have I offended you? Did not mean to. I will follow my religion the way I believe is best, and you can follow the way you think is best. I give to people everyday that need assistance. I would never be able to be as rich as Mitt Romney, as I believe that if you do, you cannot be following Christ the way you should. How many people have you helped today? I must admit, that I have only helped one today, but he was flat broke, has a child and was in need, so I helped him. He told me he could not accept my money, I told him that I was not asking him to accept my money, I was just giving it to him. He said thanks with tears in his eyes. What have you done today to help a fellow brother or sister today? Why don’t all of you that read this post, stop what you are doing and go out and find someone that needs help and help them in any way you can. If you all do, how many will get the help they need today?
  
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- West Coast Patriot
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 8:26pm
  Yushud_Givaschitt, Well I do not have a problem writing God, but the auto moderator with The Blaze seems to not allow my posts with some words without putting a space between them. I was not sure about that one so I put a space. Sorry if it was hard for you to read.
  
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- crazyrightwingmom
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 8:34pm
  West Coast…if you are a Mormon, please don’t talk so much. You are confusing everyone and embarrassing me, a fellow Mormon.
  
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- West Coast Patriot
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 8:53pm
  CrazyRightWingMom, I’m talking and telling everyone to go out and help someone in need, and you tell me to stop talking so much? Well, I guess every Mormon has a different viewpoint of how to do the right thing. Is that why you call yourself crazy? Just asking.
  
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- crazyrightwingmom
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 9:13pm
  West Coast…if you are Mormon you ramble and swerve too much and are very embarrassing.
  
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- jsciai
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 10:01pm
  Hey West Coast,
  Been a long time since we posted. I have to call you on the mormon thing. A few month’s ago you posted that you WERE Mormon but no longer. That you couldn’t abide what your bishop was telling you and you left that church. Now you are posting that you ARE Mormon and seem to relish posting as one. So, What’s up wid dat? Have you ‘come back to the fold?” Or are you ‘re-converted’ now that Romney’s poll numbers are doing better. Eh?
  
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- West Coast Patriot
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 10:35pm
  CrazyRightWingMom, I guess to ease your mind a little bit, I will tell you what I have said in other posts, that my first name is Jack. Hope that makes you feel a little less embarrassed. I have found that being an everyday normal Christian suits me better and gives me more hope for my eternity in the afterlife.
  
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- jsciai
  Posted on October 16, 2012 at 12:10am
  West Coast Patriot
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 6:34pm
  You know, these days an 18 year old can get in a lot of trouble for dating a 16 year old.
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  wcp–Dude, you take a comment from Romney that was sweet and innocent and the first place you go to is statutory rape? For a ‘former mormon’ and ‘a normal everyday christian’ you have a sick way of thinking. I don’t know, maybe that is how you lived and how you expect the youth (and your kids?) to be. Even though you said you ‘lost it’ at 19 you never said how old the girl(I assume) was. tsk, tsk.
  
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- West Coast Patriot
  Posted on October 16, 2012 at 12:48am
  JSCIAI, Sorry, I posted an answer to Crazy before I read your post. I have said I am Mormon in a lot of posts as once you are Mormon, you are always Mormon, your just either practicing or not (Jack). I am Jack. We were always told that we should let people know that they should join now because we were going to get them sooner or later. Kind of a Mormon joke. Speaking of jokes, the 18-16 year old post was meant to be a sort of joke, but man, people seem to take that serious. I just meant that in this day and age, with all the creeps that prey on young girls, the laws have gotten stricter, so today, an 18 year old should be very careful.
  And, by the way, I lost my virginity to a WIN while I was in the Navy, we were both 19 and she was twice experienced when I met her.
  
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opb
Posted on October 15, 2012 at 6:33pm
A Muslim, a Homosexual, a black man, and a communist walk in to a bar.
Bartender says
“What’ll it be Mr. President?”

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- 2MINUTESTOMIDNIGHT
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 6:42pm
  Here’s one:
  
  JUSTANGRY and SOYBURGER walk into a voting booth. They both vote for Gary Johnson thinking it will make a difference. Then they go home.
  
  Sorry – I guess that is more sad than funny.
  
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- LetUsReason
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 6:54pm
  @ 2min
  
  Ha! I’ve heard that one before. I think it was on a Laffy Taffy wrapper. Still funny every time I hear it, though.
  
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- Yushud_Givaschitt
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 7:48pm
  All the GOP votes for Romney….thinking anything will change….it’s a joke…get it?
  
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DarkJello
Posted on October 15, 2012 at 6:19pm
Mitt tells funnier jokes than Obama. The BIG joke is almost over.

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sndrman
Posted on October 15, 2012 at 6:18pm
vote like our COUNTRY depends on it……has the left started with romney is dumb,only liberals are smart…i think they’ve said obama is the smartest person on earthl……the usual non-sens…..don’t forget b. HUSSAIN o. pronouncing Army Corps as corpse……………..

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texanpatriot
Posted on October 15, 2012 at 6:15pm
The biggest joke is yet to come when on November 6th, in spite of running against almost the entire media, having every debate moderator in the Obama camp and the One having the biggest bully pulpit in the world, Mitt is elected as the 45th President of our great country.

I can hear the resounding laughter from the friendly streets of Chicago even now…

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- thx1138v2
  Posted on October 16, 2012 at 1:23am
  I wonder how loud the laughter will be in Chicago when he retires to Hawaii.
  
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fastfacts
Posted on October 15, 2012 at 6:10pm
He may not have the greatest sense of humor but he has a big heart and that is probably why his wife CHOSE him.

Here is another story of how Romney helped out another family in real need without the desire for recognition, and how many more are there that have not come forward, especially since their were probably in Massachusetts and probably Democrats to boot: http://www.thedailycandidate.com/video/2012/oct/new_romney_story.html

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FaithfulFriend
Posted on October 15, 2012 at 5:57pm
Stay thirsty my friends. We’re not there yet.

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nesmond
Posted on October 15, 2012 at 5:55pm
obama: destroyer of fun and laughter.

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- sndrman
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 6:12pm
  just to be “fair”……socialism,communism,liberalism is universal misery…………
  
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Eastinfection
Posted on October 15, 2012 at 5:48pm
My favorite words are “strategery” and “nukey-lar”.

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- CanteenBoy
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 6:45pm
  Mine are, “gonna” and “ta” as in “going ta” and “we need ta”.
  
  They are used heavily in every one of O’s speeches.
  
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- BeeAlert
  Posted on October 16, 2012 at 11:41am
  Me too, I miss hearing those, SO MUCH!!!
  
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Zurich
Posted on October 15, 2012 at 5:46pm
Happiness is to wake up in the morning and know that Mitt Romney is our new President.

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- Gregb
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 5:55pm
  a BIG – “AMEN” – to that!
  
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- nonofmybiznez
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 6:41pm
  Where is the like button?
  
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- honor007
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 6:49pm
  ♥ it~
  
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- neverending
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 7:20pm
  A Big AMEN from this one as well.
  
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- justasurvivor
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 9:35pm
  Happiness, joy, relief. There’s been a nauseous knot in my stomach for 4 years, just counting the days till we could end this national nightmare on Nov. 6, 2012 and return love of law and Constitution to the US. (And then it will be such a long 2 1/2 months till January 20.)
  
  I wish the present president well, as the world is open to him – I hope he finds a happy place to be come 1-20-13. There are dozens of countries on this planet that welcome his politics and beliefs. I hope he makes one his happy home, since all he has done is try to destroy THIS country. The US has a right to exist as a Republic, be run according to its Constitution and law, and NO ONE has the right to destroy it from within.
  
  But it’s going to be the merriest Christmas many of us have had in 4 years. President Romney and Vice President Ryan will be the most joyous answer to prayer and fasting. This year – that’s all I want for Christmas – the gift of a Romney/Ryan administration.
  
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justangry
Posted on October 15, 2012 at 5:42pm
My favorite (I forget who on here I owe the credit to sorry) is… A liberal, moderate and conservative walk into in bar. The bartender, says, “Hey Mitt”.

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- 2MINUTESTOMIDNIGHT
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 5:50pm
  …..yawn……..
  
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- GoodStuff
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 5:52pm
  RuPaul kook alert. Nothing new under the sun.
  
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- M13
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 5:53pm
  My favorite: Justangry doesn’t eat Peanut M&M’s because they are to hard for him to peel.
  
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- Abraham Young
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 6:04pm
  Excellent!!!
  
  Same old lemming voting for the same old neoconservative platforms expecting different results.
  
  Sorry my misguided neoconservative friends, the fix is in. And you ain’t in the picture.
  
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- Carrie3570
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 6:08pm
  I don’t get the joke. What is the punchline suppose to be? Is it that a bartender knows Mitt? Or is it something bartenders say “Mitt”? I’m not even blonde, I usually understand jokes.
  
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- P8riot
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 6:25pm
  @Justangry –
  
  As you know, I’m a staunch Romney supporter… but I have to admit that your joke was funny (even if I don’t agree with the premise) :)
  
  You’ll appreciate this one though :)
  
  “Ron Paul finished second. … Paul says if he can sustain those kind of numbers … and if his message continues to resonate … and if Mitt Romney gets hit with a dump truck, he could still win this thing.” –Jimmy Kimmel
  
  “Ron Paul said he’s ‘nibbling at Mitt Romney’s heels.’ At 76 years old, I hope somebody’s cutting Romney’s heels into bite-sized pieces for him.” –Craig Ferguson
  
    “In a speech, Ron Paul described himself to the crowd as ‘dangerous.’ Yeah, then one of his handlers fed him some warm milk through an eye dropper and he fell asleep in a shoebox.” –Conan O’Brien
  
  “Nation, unless you live in a cave, I’m sure you’ve heard that yesterday’s New Hampshire primary was won by Mitt Romney. And if you do live in a cave, I’m guessing you voted for Ron Paul.” –Stephen Colbert
  
  :)
  
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- Zipit
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 6:25pm
  Hey JUSTANGRY! A Muslim, a Marxist Socialist, and a Racist walked into a bar, and the bartender said hello! Will voting for Ron Paul save your job? And Barry said, couldn’t hurt!!!!
  
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- West Coast Patriot
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 6:33pm
  Carrie, you are kidding right? You have heard the phrase Mitt “Weathervane” Romney have you not?
  
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- 2MINUTESTOMIDNIGHT
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 6:38pm
  Excellent ZIPIT
  
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- LetUsReason
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 6:43pm
  @ P8triot
  
  I laughed at those. :-D Good stuff. The real joke is on JustAngry for actually believing that Ron Paul could have become leader of the free world.
  
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- Carrie3570
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 7:10pm
  No, I have not heard of Mitt “Weathervane” Romney. I haven’t been a youtube for a few months now. I had a couple injuries so I took a break. I guess I’m outta the loop. – Still, what does weathervane have to do with a bar? ….. From the other responses I guess the joke has something to do with Ron Paul?
  
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- resme
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 7:15pm
  “I laughed at those. :-D Good stuff. The real joke is on JustAngry for actually believing that Ron Paul could have become leader of the free world.”
  
  What “free” world are you talking about?
  
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- survivorseed
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 7:22pm
  Why shouldn’t Carrie take coffee breaks?
  Because it takes too long to re train her
  
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- Zipit
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 7:27pm
  Thanks Two Minutes! And West Coast, a good weathervane always faces the wind!!!
  
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- Carrie3570
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 7:44pm
  Now the coffee jokes!
  
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- West Coast Patriot
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 8:32pm
  Zipit, Romney stinks so bad that people will have to hold their nose to vote for him, so I cannot see his weathervane facing the wind.
  
  Carrie3570, “A liberal, moderate and conservative walk into in bar. The bartender, says, “Hey Mitt”.
  Romney is on so many sides of issues, depending on which audience he is talking to, that he is like a weathervane turning in the direction of the wind and is a liberal to one audience, a moderate to another and a conservative to another. Watch this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQwrB1vu74c
  
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- jsciai
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 10:22pm
  For anyone wanting to hear the truth about Gov. Romney on his positions, go to http://whyromney.com/
  After you do yuor OWN investigation, then, vote your conscience. Obamaton paubots can rail all they want. We’ll elect the next president of the USA!!!
  
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- West Coast Patriot
  Posted on October 16, 2012 at 1:38am
  JSCIAI, This link is disingenuous. “Many additional misconceptions exist regarding Mitt Romney and guns.” It does not say anything about Romney’s own words when he actually said that he believes in the second amendment because he believes everyone has a right to hunt. It also does not talk about his own words as saying he believes that assault weapons have no place in society or on the streets and he is for banning them completely. This is why he has a D- rating with Gun Owners of America. I believe our Bill of Rights have been trashed enough, don’t you?
  
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- justangry
  Posted on October 16, 2012 at 5:34am
  @jsciai, No mention of Rights on your site. What if we like freedom?
  
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Psychosis
Posted on October 15, 2012 at 5:41pm
the biggest joke ive heard is currently sitting in the whitehouse

sadly, the Amercan public is the **** of that joke

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essgeew
Posted on October 15, 2012 at 5:35pm
Well, he’s in my wildest dreams…and I think they might just come true within the next month!

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- SocialistSlayer
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 5:44pm
  If he doesn’t become the new president then I don’t think anyone will be laughing for sometime !
  
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- Gregb
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 5:56pm
  Total agreement….
  America’s future is at stake!
  
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- OneofMany
  Posted on October 15, 2012 at 5:58pm
  Yeah, if OWEBama wins again, a lot of people are going to start having dreams of fleeing to Canada.
  
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