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Chris Rock’s Message to White Voters: Vote for the White Guy…Obama

Nov. 3, 2012 12:25pm Madeleine Morgenstern

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Actor and comedian Chris Rock had a “special message for white people” on ABC’ “Jimmy Kimmel Live” Friday: Vote for the white presidential candidate on Tuesday — his name is Barack Obama.

As evidence of Obama’s “whiteness,” Rock noted that he went by “Barry” for the first part of his life — “the third whitest name on Earth.” And, in choosing a dog, he opted not for a pit bull or a rottweiler but a Portuguese water dog.

He also pointed out that Obama has a small family; just a wife and two daughters. The Romney family portrait on the other hand “has more people in it than a Tyler Perry movie.”

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Karama
Posted on November 3, 2012 at 1:10pm
No see I don’t care about race I just intend to not vote for the communist. Romney 2012!

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- lovesapplepie
  Posted on November 3, 2012 at 1:58pm
  Agreed..I never want to see Obama again, and I want every minority group getting ANY funding to produce a performance audit, and complete transparency. Those that don’t comply and meet stricter regulations, lose funding and tax status.
  
  American private sector has slashed its budget..your turn!
  
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- Watermain
  Posted on November 3, 2012 at 6:22pm
  @loves: Boy, I do. At his trial. He is guilty of the deaths of four Americans, at the very least.
  
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TheEndIsComing
Posted on November 3, 2012 at 1:07pm
How very Hillary Clinton-esque of Chris. Call your self Barak Hussein Obama (Hillary Rodham-Clinton) when you want to assert your Marxist true personality, but call yourself Barry Soetero (Hillary Clinton -cookie baker) when you want to appeal to more conservative voters. BARF! How disgusting the Progressive Marxists are!

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banjarmon
Posted on November 3, 2012 at 1:06pm
A SPECIAL message for Chris….GROW UP!!

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My Two Cents
Posted on November 3, 2012 at 1:01pm
My message to Chris Rock:

I voted for Romney/Ryan along with every single member of my family, all of my employees and every one of my customers who voted early.

Skin color was not a consideration with any of us you idiot.

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- Dde13
  Posted on November 3, 2012 at 1:16pm
  2cents, you and your family are PATRIOTS! Lets get this socialist pig out of the WHITE HOUSE…
  
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- HKS
  Posted on November 3, 2012 at 1:23pm
  As big a racist as Obama is, this one is bigger. Talk about getting Whitey, Obama and this guy dream of it. Did you notice there were no brothers sacrificed in Benghazi.
  
  “Remember Benghazi”
  
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- mercenary4freedom
  Posted on November 3, 2012 at 1:46pm
  yep, Rock is an idiot & not in the least bit funny, along with 90% of those hollywood non relevents.
  
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- Eastinfection
  Posted on November 3, 2012 at 4:29pm
  I disagree.. I think Rock is very funny… His bit on OJ is hilarious and this mock-ad was funny, too.
  
  In fact, next to George Carlin, he may be my favorite comedian.. (though Tosh is creeping up there as well)
  It takes a lot more than this for a comedian to offend me. (usually 5 mins of standup on BET does the trick.. but those guys are nowhere near Rock’s cleverness)
  
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- Bottomfeeder
  Posted on November 4, 2012 at 1:45am
  This is my first visit to The Blaze. I’ve read a few articles, quite a few comments. After beginning to sensing a prevailing spirit and theme exuded tenaciously by a majority of commenters, there appeared an almost mob mentality.
  
  I find it unsurprisingly vile to see such an outspoken racist hatred and demonstrable bias toward the POTUS and supporters, all the while interspersed with assertions such as “Rock is a nasty racist,” and ridiculous posturing framed by blatant violence-flavored threats of using a baseball bats. WTF?
  
  You pitiful, small-minded and abhorrent examples of the most ignorant, bible-thumping, cowardly surrogate americans should take a step back and read what you are posting. None of you have the slightest clue what it means to live under communism or socialism.
  
  You sit like cowards behind your keyboards spewing uneducated, poorly written, narrow minded and downright hateful blather while thinking you’re representing some great, lost American ideology with entitlement. Rather, you fellate, swallow and prosthelytize fractured, backwards anti-freedom, anti-American bigotry and self loathing to an extent I can only believe is that of satan; he is certainly part of your disease.
  
  You buy your thinly veneered patriotism from foul-mouthed politicians who convince you their brand of hateful discourse has real meaning to real Americans BY GOD, while they are molesting your neighbor’s children and raping, by coercion, the 14yr old school quarterback.
  
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- GPS-Tech
  Posted on November 4, 2012 at 1:15am
  Voted straight Republican and I am Hispanic. Remember fast and furious.
  
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The-Monk
Posted on November 3, 2012 at 12:58pm
Always the race card….. always the race card.

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- Eastinfection
  Posted on November 3, 2012 at 5:25pm
  Hey Monk…
  
  I like Chris Rock. I think he’s really funny and plays the race card mostly to parody the fact that the race card is played so frequently… Here’s a white comedian that successfully plays the race card for good laughs, too:
  
  http://www.hell.tv/t/videos/3192/daniel-tosh-is-it-racist
  
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ndmOB
Posted on November 3, 2012 at 12:58pm
Hey Chris, you a**hole, it ain’t about his color it’s his destructive anti-American philosophy!

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- muffythetuffy
  Posted on November 3, 2012 at 1:19pm
  WHITES ARE BEGINNING TO WAKE FROM THEIR EMBRYIOTIC AND FETAL SLUMBERS
  
  This black guy speaks for all American blacks. Every black male and female believe that are all Lion Kings and Lion Queens who are very close to taking over America and subjugating the White Americans to their form of slavery. They all seriously believe that we will willing turn over all of our guns to them when asked. The threaten to riot if Obama looses. That is our greatest hope we will keep shooting until our rifle barrels melt from over heating.
  
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- J@ck_KvK
  Posted on November 3, 2012 at 2:23pm
  @MUFFYTHETUFFY – You’re no better than the New Black Panthers, speaking like that. You don’t speak for anybody but yourself, and neither does Chris Rock. Yes we have a serious cultural problem with black racists, but you solve nothing by being racist yourself.
  
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- thegreatcarnac
  Posted on November 3, 2012 at 3:55pm
  NDMOB…I know what you are trying to say but it is about color. Whites are up against a group of racist blacks who want to kill and subjugate them. It will not happen.
  
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- Watermain
  Posted on November 3, 2012 at 6:27pm
  @muffy: You’re sounding a little KKK whether you intend to or not. All reasonable people will always protect their lives, their family’s lives and their property, but wholesale slaughter? Really?
  
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TammyChicago
Posted on November 3, 2012 at 12:57pm
Rock is known for making a pretty good living off of the racist meme. His theme song was “Everybody hates Chris”. This asinine skit isn’t funny. He is just like Samuel L “WTFU” Jackson. The message that people shouldn’t discriminate against a candidate based on the color of his skin is a very good one. It just gets lost when the messenger is *supporting* a candidate based solely on the color of his skin.

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The-Monk
Posted on November 3, 2012 at 12:53pm
Hi RJJ,

Yep, that story has been scrubbed.

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Thornyrose13
Posted on November 3, 2012 at 12:52pm
I thought it was fairly funny, and refreshingly free of cussing. This is parody. I am not a Chris Rock fan, but this is a routine that would be funny even if it was done by a comedian I do like. God help us all if we lose our sense of humor.

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- Watermain
  Posted on November 3, 2012 at 6:29pm
  The lack of profanity may mean that he was being more serious than funny. Either way, I can’t stand him.
  
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KickinBack
Posted on November 3, 2012 at 12:52pm
Chris who?? Oh yeah, that comedian…From the 90′s.

Rock should welcome a Romney presidency. His career seems to have regressed to back rooms in second rate strip clubs. It’s tough crackin’ jokes about his man Obama…Romney could upstart his gig again.

That is, at least those who want to relive the 90′s.

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- Eastinfection
  Posted on November 3, 2012 at 4:57pm
  Comedian from the 90′s? Forbes said he made $42 million in 2009, alone. Are you forgetting the massive success of the Madagascar movies?.. his syndicated TV show?.. his HBO deal?
  
  It’s fine if you don’t find him entertaining but the dude is far from being a has-been…
  
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- TulsaYeeHaw
  Posted on November 4, 2012 at 10:50am
  afro circus, afro circus, polka dot, polka dot, afro circus!!!
  
  Me and my 4 year old laughed our asses off at those movies.
  
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Mandors
Posted on November 3, 2012 at 12:52pm
That’s right, Chris, Barry is NOT black. He is not the son of slaves. He is not, nor ever was, part of African American society. He was and is a pampered child that for all intents and purposes grew up white. Worse, he has done almost nothing to unite the people of this country.

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- CATSUEY
  Posted on November 3, 2012 at 3:10pm
  Right on! Community organizers never unite people; that’s not what they do. They divide so they can extort.
  
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Pigpen
Posted on November 3, 2012 at 12:51pm
Ah, Chris Rock, I would like to officially THANK HIM for helping me show white people just how DANGEROUS this country has become for them. Chris Rock was asked by Red Hot Chili Peppers singer Anthony Kiedis to direct a music video. Chris Rock states himself that his reply was, “OK, I’ll direct it, but you have to agree to be the only white people in the video.”

What would happen to YOU, White Man, if you ever said, “Yes, I will take the job, but you have to promise that there will not be any MINORITIES on the job site…” Do you think that everyone would just laugh and have a good time?

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dosdelgados
Posted on November 3, 2012 at 12:50pm
Hmm…small family, huh? The ever-emerging half-siblings groom his polygamous father suggest differently. Chris is a bozo.

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- dosdelgados
  Posted on November 3, 2012 at 12:52pm
  “From” not “groom”…I apologize.
  
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- Bottomfeeder
  Posted on November 4, 2012 at 1:46am
  He’s MORMON too? Like Mitt? That’s what you mean, right? When you mentioned polygamous… Must’ve what you meant.
  
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gyro
Posted on November 3, 2012 at 12:50pm
how come black people can make rasist coments o one says anything

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- Nana-in-Indiana
  Posted on November 3, 2012 at 12:59pm
  I’ve been wondering that same thing for years. I am tired of being a “*******” or “white bread”. If I were to use the “N” word, which I despise by the way, I would have Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson up in arms. Truth be told, we are all God’s children no matter our skin color, but since all these liberals care so much about what’s fair for all, I am crying foul. What is allowed for one race is allowed for all!
  
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- GPS-Tech
  Posted on November 3, 2012 at 8:20pm
  Because white people dont riot and burn down their own neighborhoods every time they get offended.
  
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VintageChick
Posted on November 3, 2012 at 12:47pm
One of my issues with President Obama is not the color of his skin, but the thinness of it. He is way too thin skinned to hold this position. And when his thin skin gets ruffled he acts like a petulant child. I don’t think my psyche can endure another 4 years of listening to him whine, lecture and point fingers of blame away from himself. You would think he is secretly hoping to lose so he doesn’t have to endure the humiliation of being impeached once we get to the bottom of what really happened in Libya. Oh, wait…Democrats only get impeached on paper. Never mind.

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unclezip
Posted on November 3, 2012 at 12:44pm
Carlos Mencia said a few days ago that the only thing black about Obummer is that he does not know who his father is.

I agree.

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- Puddle Duck
  Posted on November 3, 2012 at 1:26pm
  Lol
  
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SAVETHEUNION
Posted on November 3, 2012 at 12:42pm
Chris Rock doesn’t care about our country. He’s no better than sharpton or Jackson or Penn. they’re all happy to be making millions, while pushing their racist crap on us. Time to get the libs, including the media, out.

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- PrzLesu
  Posted on November 3, 2012 at 1:14pm
  I agree with SAVETHEUNION and add that Rock is a racist punk.
  
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BornGreen
Posted on November 3, 2012 at 12:42pm
Funny guy but most of us don’t vote on color so why would we now? Funny thing happened to me at work the other day. I work in a hospital, while speaking with a resident on the floor our black receptionist chimed in and in response the resident said “you guys had your 4 years now its time for change” Immediately she goes into a racial rant…The resident ( Asian ) said ” I was talking about Democrats” Just goes to show you how racially motivated the black community is.

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- My Two Cents
  Posted on November 3, 2012 at 1:07pm
  Bob Hope was a funny guy. Chris Rock is a foul mouthed idiot.
  
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- Watermain
  Posted on November 3, 2012 at 6:34pm
  Remember how funny Bill Cosby was on TV etc. never any racial slurs, cussing or insults to other races, religions or cultures. HE is a funny black man. I doubt that he is a conservative, but he is funny.
  
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nostromo
Posted on November 3, 2012 at 12:39pm
My message ot Black voters: Abandon your self styled leaders and set yourself free. Reject hip hop rappers who hate Black women and comics who think it is funny to use the N word. It is not 1920 in the US anymore.

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- Gonzo
  Posted on November 3, 2012 at 3:18pm
  Good luck with that.
  
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00100111
Posted on November 3, 2012 at 12:37pm
Yes, Chris. We know you’re a racist.

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Hardballer
Posted on November 3, 2012 at 12:37pm
um didn’t he spew hate only a few weeks ago and now he wants the white vote. FAIL

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smokeysmoke
Posted on November 3, 2012 at 12:37pm
my message to chris rock is to quit looking in the world with black and white lenses… we are in an age of color

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Capt_Gregg
Posted on November 3, 2012 at 12:35pm
So the POS is “white” because of a nickname, the breed of dog he owns and that he only has two kids? When I think of his white half, I see a communist mother posing for nude photos and her communist parents.

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- loriann12
  Posted on November 3, 2012 at 12:40pm
  I’m reminded of what Biden said (paraphrased) he’s a clean articulate man, as if there aren’t any clean articulate black men.
  
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- BODYBAG
  Posted on November 3, 2012 at 12:54pm
  He only bought the dog because he’s a poser and it made him look more legit.
  Once he no longer needs the dog prop, it’ll be put down or discarded.
  Thats how Communists operate —— it works the same way with their supporters —-
  they’re the first ones fed head first into the wood chippers.
  
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- Capt_Gregg
  Posted on November 3, 2012 at 1:11pm
  @BODYBAG
  Image is everything to the POS. Apparently his whole life has been one big lie after another.
  
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- ANTISOCIAL-IST
  Posted on November 3, 2012 at 4:23pm
  @bodybag: poor BO the dog will be on the menu. and, who in the world names their dog after their own initials? what a freak!.
  
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- Watermain
  Posted on November 3, 2012 at 6:37pm
  I’m guessing that poor dog has been kicked more than once under the table…
  
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Tal-El
Posted on November 3, 2012 at 12:34pm
Pathetic blather…

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Grace1798
Posted on November 3, 2012 at 12:34pm
i USED to like this comedian but no longer. He’s also color blinded by Obama’s skin and blinded to Obama’s destruction of our country.

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- CatB
  Posted on November 3, 2012 at 1:01pm
  Obama half black half white and ALL COMMIE. No thanks. It’s the ALL COMMIE I object to. Don’t care about the black or white part .. too bad these progressive racists don’t get it.
  
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