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SNL: Sad Mitt Romney Mourns His Election Loss With a Milk Binge

Nov. 11, 2012 7:32am Madeleine Morgenstern

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Saturday Night Live’s Mitt Romney mourned his presidential election loss to Barack Obama by drowning his sorrows in milk.

Hiding out on the balcony and pushing the milk out of sight whenever his family came to check on him, Romney couldn’t be persuaded to come inside — even to see Paul Ryan doing feats of strength in the living room.

“Yeah well I’d like to see him carry Wisconsin,” Romney said bitterly.

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freedomisasfreedomdoes
Posted on November 11, 2012 at 10:24am
Wonder if Pravda had comedy included?

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- GraooGra
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 10:52am
  I don’t know about Soviets but in Poland in the 1980 they were mocking President Ronald Reagan. They portrayed him as a bad actor. They made it a case that he was just an actor, almost as if the United States selected a janitor. It was horrible. Ridiculing and mocking is a good weapon. I wish “our side” can do that more effectively.
  
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- freedomisasfreedomdoes
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 11:03am
  http://www.wnd.com/2012/03/pravda-asks-what-happened-to-american-media/
  
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- sillyfreshness
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 12:05pm
  SNL=leftist, progressive, Marxist “chosen people” created propaganda disguised as a comedy show.
  
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- freedomisasfreedomdoes
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 12:06pm
  @graoogra… truth is the most powerful weapon against lies, slander, darkness and evil. Evil/darkness melts away. Heard good advice. Stay principled. The truth will always set people free. Great to see it when ir happens to people. Its like watching a light turn on
  
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- tifosa
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 2:57pm
  It appears that instead of having stories like this, theblaze should be providing grief counseling. Read the comments: there’s definitely too many stuck in denial.
  
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- YAHSHUARULES
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 3:01pm
  Here is something everyone should see: Computer programer who wrote a prototype for stealing an election – flipping any results to 51 – 49 and it being totally undetectable. He was testifying infront of the likes of Maxine Waters. He said that you know there is fraud when exit polling and results don’t line up. No wonder Romney’s whole team was flabbergasted at what happened in the so-called battle ground states.
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2LwnmbdiTg&feature=player_embedded
  
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- Marine25
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 5:41pm
  @yashurules
  But the polls did match the results. And the exit polls matched the results. If you limit yourself to FOX and Beck you were intentionally misled to believe Romney was leading. He wasn’t. Go back and read and listen to the late October rants on FOX about unskewedpolls,com, They said there was absolutely no way there were 4-7 percentage points more democrats in the swing states. Well, there are more democrats than republicans. Every poll, every exit showed it except Rasmussen but he is just a cheerleader with really bad methods. The only fraud was FOX, and Beck, and Limbaugh.
  
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- NeilChapin
  Posted on November 12, 2012 at 6:19am
  Does anyone watch SNL anymore, oh yeah I guess there are 59 million or so idiots out there that think it’s funny as well as thought that Obama deserved a second term. God help us. Read fresh political commentary at: http://smallcraftadvisorychronicles.blogspot.com/
  
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GeorgieJo
Posted on November 11, 2012 at 10:02am
SNL was chooming in honor of Oblamo.
America is dead.

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- jwpowers41
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 2:08pm
  America is not dead soon the fools who voted for odumbo will be screaming for his removal when they realize there is not enough money for them to leech off the guvment they cannot cut SS or medicare but they can sure
  cut back on welfare food stamps student loans and any other subsidy
  
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- 702TruthSeeker
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 8:15pm
  it IS dead because the majority would rather have someone who grew up in another country and did hard drugs. it’s unfortunate because of all the sacrifices made, but these ignorant morons don’t deserve freedom, they deserve exactly what’s coming their way. i will not lose any sleep over anything that happens in the next four years, it is well deserved
  
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GuruMeditation
Posted on November 11, 2012 at 9:43am
http://www.wnd.com/2012/11/it-is-high-noon-for-america/?cat_orig=us

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- Maji
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 10:32am
  Impeach 2013
  
  You can help…Donate 1-800-IMPEACH -Obama
  Start the ball rolling…get this trash out of government!!
  
  We can pressure wash the Oval office and start over!!
  
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- AWESOMETRAVELER
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 3:00pm
  I am with you in this Impeachment Idea
  
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- Eastinfection
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 3:22pm
  Impeachment is a waste of time…
  
  2/3rds of the House have to vote for impeachment…
  For POTUS to be removed… 2/3rds of the Senate then has to vote to remove the impeached President from office.
  We don’t have the votes to do either and never will unless Obama gets caught with a cigar and a fat intern… & then it will only be impeachment…. not removal.
  
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- Ex_marine_dude_8313
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 8:44pm
  What grounds do we have for impeachment? Because he won? Stupid.
  
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- Stab_friendly
  Posted on November 12, 2012 at 6:38am
  If bush didn’t get impeached, there is no way in hell Obama is gonna get impeached…
  
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freeberty
Posted on November 11, 2012 at 9:36am
One thing SNL got right was Mitt having his principles defined by Carl Rove and the dredges from the Bush team caused Mitt to lose.
I believe the country was looking for a fiscal conservative that offered social freedom this election. Since neither candidate was a fiscal conservative they went with the party that offered the most social freedom. I don’t think the Taliban Christian theocrats realize how much they frighten most well adjusted, sane people.
3 states passed gay marriage, 2 states passed pot legalization, 1 lesbian senator was elected and 3 gay congressmen were elected. Most amendments restricting abortion were not passed. People talking about rape and abortion were defeated.
There is 1 party that offers fiscal conservatism with social freedom; maybe the country will be ready in 2016.

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- kryptonite
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 10:16am
  Husseincare and his CAIR buddies will show you just how much “social freedom” he has in store for you, Dimrat.
  
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- Eastinfection
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 10:22am
  I agree with everything you wrote FREE.
  
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- soybomb315_II
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 10:27am
  Thats right freeberty. And 11 million less people voted this time than last time. They decided neither candidate was worth voting for so they stayed home. Wish they would have registered a protest vote, but oh well
  
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- Small World
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 11:01am
  Really don’t think we can wail until 2016. Recall and impeach.
  
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- Eastinfection
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 11:08am
  SMALL WORLD…..
  
  The House needs to impeach with a 2/3rds vote.
  The Senate then needs a 2/3rds vote to remove the impeached POTUS from office.
  In other words… ain’t gonna happen any time soon.
  
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- Keatonc333
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 2:36pm
  Couldn’t agree more!
  
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- justangry
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 3:58pm
  Nailed it Freeberty. RATIONAL conservatism is the only platform that will win a national election and even then it will be tough. It is also the only platform that will save the country.
  
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- Verceofreason
  Posted on November 12, 2012 at 3:39am
  Mitt’s only principle was getting elected.
  
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Small World
Posted on November 11, 2012 at 9:29am
I guess they should just show him having sex with a guy,smoking a joint and getting high while watching someone performing a botched abortion.

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- Keatonc333
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 2:37pm
  don’t be scared of change! embrace it!
  
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mike551
Posted on November 11, 2012 at 9:24am
People out of work, electric bills going up, gas prices skyrocketing, Americans being murdered in Libya, terrorist nations emboldened, we have a muslim as President,,,,,,,and the fools and court jesters walk away with all the cash. UNFREAKIN BELIEVABLE. IMPEACH THE MUSLIM NOW!!!

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- Bluebonnet
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 10:00am
  I feel your pain. I’m cried out right now.
  
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- AWESOMETRAVELER
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 3:12pm
  I agree Impeachment movement should start any time soon.
  
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- TheCalmOne
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 4:16pm
  Obama isn’t a Muslim, you idiot.
  
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ireport uderide
Posted on November 11, 2012 at 9:10am
Other than the same lame_ass stereotype depiction of conservatives, the best line was Taggs,
“I’d like to punch America in the face!”
lmaopmp…

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- Bluebonnet
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 9:59am
  Never dreamed I’d live to see half of America lapping up behind a muslim/socialist.
  
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- Keatonc333
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 2:39pm
  dear bluebonnet. there has been socialism since america was born! without socialism we would have no roads, bridges, police, fire dept, public schools, highways, etc etc. its not like its a new thing!
  
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spinelessdave
Posted on November 11, 2012 at 9:09am
What jelly heads still watch SNL ?
The ones who can’t get laid and sit alone
on a Saturday night !!

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- Eastinfection
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 9:27am
  in other words… married men.
  
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- kryptonite
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 9:30am
  @EAST
  That is no laughing matter, dude.
  
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- db321
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 9:37am
  East – I don’t watch SNL – there is other programing.
  
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- Eastinfection
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 10:08am
  it sure wasn’t funny 9 months ago, KRYP, but enough time has elapsed since my divorce that i can now be a little cynical about it rather than just depressed…
  Also… i don’t watch TV in general… maybe “River Monsters” or “Storage Wars” occasionally.. but i’d much rather be reading Brad Thor, Ted Bell, or Baldacci.
  
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- kryptonite
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 11:21am
  @EAST
  Well, that explains a few things.
  
  I used to watch Fox News regularly Not anymore.
  
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- circleDwagons
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 1:50pm
  @east. I’m married and never watch snl. This election did put a strain on our marriage but it is now over and my wife realizes that i was for once correct. For the rest of our lives i can remind her of her wasted vote:) Forward to the dark ages
  
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Tri-ox
Posted on November 11, 2012 at 9:05am
Today is VETERANS DAY, but The Blaze chooses to promote SNL instead.

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- Individualism
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 10:56am
  the blaze was taken over by Obama and Obama used executive order to ban veterans day.
  
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- TIME_2_END_THE_PAUL_CAMPAIGN_IN_12
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 11:42am
  INDI writing anything about Veteran’s Day is like John Kerry and John Murtha writing about our Vets, or INDI could be best compared to Jane Fonda sitting on an NVA missile launcher…
  
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karenm
Posted on November 11, 2012 at 8:56am
Have you noticed a lot of the 90′s cast of SNL are conservatives and didn’t vote for Obama. Dennis Miller, Jon Lovitz, Rob Schneider,Victoria Jackson, Adam Sandler. The best years of SNL.

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sta
Posted on November 11, 2012 at 8:53am
Glenn and all the conservatives are telling those that are like minded to get out of the popular culture. Stay away from Hollywood, stay away from the MSM. Why are you promoting SNL? You know that every time you have an article on this and someone watches the clip, NBC gets a hit, right?

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- Bluebonnet
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 10:09am
  Don’t know how much more I can cut those people out of my life. I refuse to watch most TV programs, I refuse to go to the movies (unless exceptional conservative type) I refuse to take any newspapers that are primarily liberal (canceled my own hometown paper because I’m tired of all the voice given to the sick minded local liberals who rag on day after day with their dribble socialism.
  Any thing that promotes socialist thinking, I avoid almost with passion; and that’s restaurants, fast food places and all of ‘em. It’s easy to do without them and have passion about it when you get angry enough.
  
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Salamander
Posted on November 11, 2012 at 8:51am
A young adult made an interesting observation about the Democrat victory–they got EVERY SINGLE ISSUE VOTER; while the Republicans did not! Hmmm, pinpoint marketing? Is that a good thing? How will they move ahead to appease their voter-base? Can all single-issue voters ‘get along’ as a common demographic?

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ares338
Posted on November 11, 2012 at 8:44am
Haven’t watched it in 30 years….don’t plan on starting!

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- NealPatrick
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 8:48am
  Ditto
  
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Lee in Nevada
Posted on November 11, 2012 at 8:40am
I don’t understand why The Blaze reports on SNL EVERY week. When did a bad comedy show become news?

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- Eastinfection
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 9:31am
  It’s important because a good deal of the Liberal voting base gets it’s social perspective from SNL….
  we can fight them more effectively if we know where their misinformation generates.
  
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- GraooGra
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 11:06am
  I agree with Eastinfection. We should also create our own comedy. Political satire and parody should always be used against the current government. This way we keep them in check. If is used for government benefit, it just becomes the next propaganda tool.
  
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- soybomb315_II
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 11:44am
  “We should also create our own comedy”
  
  You are at it
  
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BacktotheFounders
Posted on November 11, 2012 at 8:35am
I don’t want to see any more SNL trash here on The Blaze. When you give them exposure, it helps their bottom line. Readers, please don’t click on them any more. There should be zero comments following them. Our goal should be to make NBC irrelevant, especially since Jim Cramer, one of their employees on CNBC, called us HONKIES on Friday afternoon.

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kams912
Posted on November 11, 2012 at 8:33am
I cancelled my cable. Human dignity and respect has gone out the window. Unacceptable for a network to treat a person this way for the (money) laugh. I am completely sick.

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kryptonite
Posted on November 11, 2012 at 8:19am
Funny, the Wisconsin state legislature went entirely to the GOP. Plus VP candidate Ryan was re-elected to his House seat. So which was it, an outbreak of cognitive dissonance across Wisconsin or electoral fraud?

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- teatime79
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 8:28am
  I live in Wisconsin and I can tell you most people here vote based on who the best campaigner is. Obama had his negative ads running in Wisconsin well before the RNC. He painted Romney as a business man who like to fire people for no reason and was a women hater. At that point before the Republican convention even started Romeny image was ruined and he would never be able to paint a better picture of himself. Romeny should have been running ads well before the Republican convention even started. That was his biggest mistake.
  
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- barber2
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 9:26am
  TEA: ” Hate sells ” is the Democrats’ message for 2012. Leading America on a distractive path of race and class division. But, heck, they claim to have won the election and WINNING is all that matters to today’s New Far Left Democrats . Winning is ALL that matters ; not how you play the game.
  
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- kryptonite
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 9:28am
  The Repub primary dragged on forever. The GOP should have winner takes all in all states. Still, one would’ve thought having Ryan on the ticket was enough to offset Obama’s negative ads. Ryan is tops and Wisconsinites know it. Besides, they got to watch the debates. Sorry, if you’re right and there was no fraud — at least not in WI — it still doesn’t make sense to me why Obama won by such a large margin.
  
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- kryptonite
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 9:36am
  @BARBER
  Winning is all that matters when it’s against We the People. But the Taliban, MB, Iran, China, Russia, not so much.
  
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kickagrandma
Posted on November 11, 2012 at 8:15am
snl will be relevant again when they take on the current lawless administration. Until that time I will never give them one more second of my time, ever. That’s a huge loss for them and an even bigger gain for me because my time is invaluable. I AM A FREE AMERICAN!

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- kay2861
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 8:31am
  Amen! SNL is living on past glory anyway.
  
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teatime79
Posted on November 11, 2012 at 8:10am
The stupid lib-tards think this is funny. Just wait until the end of January when the economy has been run into the ground due to high taxes and Obamacare. Then we will see who is still laughing.

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- TH777
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 12:33pm
  @Teatime79: My thoughts exactly! They think it is one big joke! Ticks me off!!
  
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- SimpleTruths
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 4:10pm
  It’s amazing how many time your side uses the phrase “just wait until (fill in the blank)”. Doesn’t being wrong EVERY TIME give you clue? The economy is not going to crash in January, not going to crash at all during Obama’s term, deal with reality.
  
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Jackal7130
Posted on November 11, 2012 at 8:04am
Yeah like Katy Perry wearing RWnB endorsing HUSSEIN! They dont have ANY CLUE huh? hahahahahahaha CLOWNS

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- EastCoaster
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 9:18am
  Don’t these morons realize that all of them will not be taken into the fold? Those millions they have now will not last long once consumers can no longer buy their product, the economy tanks completely and the government reneges on the huge tax breaks they were bought off with to support the socialist agenda. Katie Perry is in for a rude awakening…..
  
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americanexile
Posted on November 11, 2012 at 8:03am
How funny. Pathetic man drinks milk after trying to save country.

He should be lighting up a joint, calling his Choom Gang to swing by the WH, and maybe take a couple swigs of vodka with his comrades instead. That’s the respectable, honorable thing to do by SNL standards.

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- TRIXIECAT
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 11:08am
  Don’t forget about looting, rioting, and burning those MFs down!
  
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TIME_2_END_THE_PAUL_CAMPAIGN_IN_12
Posted on November 11, 2012 at 7:55am
Well all I can say is I’d rather see a man drowning his sorrows in some American whole milk than drowning his sorrows in 100% proof Stoli…

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- circleDwagons
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 8:02am
  Time. I see that you have crawled out of your hole. Quess you are happy, your guy won
  
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- Jackal7130
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 8:02am
  Stolichnia, what they drink in the WH right?
  
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- TIME_2_END_THE_PAUL_CAMPAIGN_IN_12
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 8:41am
  CIRCLINGTURD. LOL While you’ve been here harrassing Conservatives I’m sure, I’ve been taking care of business (not your type of “taking care of business”… which requires only one hand).
  
  My guy never ran so I gave my $$ to Santorum then voted for the Nominee. Your excuse for enabling Obama was again??
  
  “Quess”??? Is that Spanglish for something??
  
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- TIME_2_END_THE_PAUL_CAMPAIGN_IN_12
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 8:43am
  JACK. I’m sure it’s their favorate brand.
  
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- soybomb315_II
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 10:29am
  Time, who is your guy that didnt run? Jeb Bush?
  
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- TIME_2_END_THE_PAUL_CAMPAIGN_IN_12
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 11:07am
  Sorry SOY… I liked Mitch Daniels with Ryan on the ticket or vice versa.
  
  And you? Oh, that’s right you like Obama just fine while having supported an American traitor and then voting for a BIG government progressive. Yep, you like that Obama just fine don’tcha’…
  
  You freakin’ Obama supporters…
  
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- soybomb315_II
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 11:37am
  easy on the insults time2
  
  I dont know a ton about him, but i probably could have voted for mitch daniels. He is a lot better than Romney/Santorum/Newt
  
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- TIME_2_END_THE_PAUL_CAMPAIGN_IN_12
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 11:53am
  Easy on the assumptions SOY (Jeb Bush?). You deserve and I’m sure relish any and all insults that can be tossed your way by honest Conservatives… that’s what continues to bring you to The Blaze.
  
  Ron Paul and Mary Johnson’s Obama insurgent re-election committee of faux Conservatives… which you seemed to head right up until the election will get what you deserve… Obama and insults. You don’t like it? Tough…
  
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- soybomb315_II
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 12:19pm
  nobody likes the way you go about your business
  
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- circleDwagons
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 1:44pm
  Time. I Boldly ask questions. I don’t harass conservatives, just dinos. We liberty lovers attempted to help. You and romney are to blame for obamas reelection. Maybe next time you will work with us.
  
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- TIME_2_END_THE_PAUL_CAMPAIGN_IN_12
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 2:27pm
  SOY. You have a “somebody” in your pocket?
  
  CIRCLING. The only thing you “Liberty lovers” showed me (just like in the past) is that you are uncompromising and useful idiots for Obama and the Marxist left. Absolutely nothing more. Useless talkers and debaters. You and yor’s offer what you have always offered… a circle jerk BS on the internet which amounts to very little in real life. We Conservatives will attempt to continue the heavy lifting in this country…. the rest of you “liberty lovers” continue to do what you do best… smoke your dope and get out of the way…. WE have men’s work to do.
  
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- justangry
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 7:00pm
  Real men have work to do? LMAO The earliest social reformers were bitter old women. Everything you care about asks that the government EXPANDS and you call yourself a conservative like a menopausal spinster Grimke sister.
  
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- resme
  Posted on November 11, 2012 at 8:42pm
  heeeeeeeeees baccccccck. na na na na na na na
  
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HappyConservative
Posted on November 11, 2012 at 7:53am
Wow SNL and especially NBC as a whole has sunk to a new low. They can’t just take the high road and let it go that their guy won. They have to keep slamming the GOP even afer the fact. The only NBC show I watch is The Voice and even on that they keep mentioning Obama and on Wednesday the judges were decked out in red white and blue….

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Jackal7130
Posted on November 11, 2012 at 7:51am
Hey “AMERICA”, remember Roger Rabbit when all the toons “laughed” themselves to DEATH? Do I need to say it?…………..Well I will. The jokes on YOU jacka$$es, I hope the SUPER STAR they re elected does his job THIS TIME……………..

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AJAYW
Posted on November 11, 2012 at 7:39am
what a joke

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