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Who Will Play the Main Characters if Petraeus Scandal Is Made Into a Movie? We Have the Funny Pics

Nov. 15, 2012 11:43am Benny Johnson

TheBlaze just thought we would do Bravo channel a favor and cast the Petraeus scandal TV movie for them. So here we go:

Willem Dafoe as General Petraeus

Who Will Play The Main Characters In The Made For TV Petraeus Scandal?

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He can also play young solder Petraeus!

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And Revenge Petraeus!

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Rashida Jones as Paula Broadwell

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Bryan Cranston as Gen. John Allen

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He looks good in a military uniform!

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Or at the CIA even!

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Teresa Giudice as Jill Kelly

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She can also help on the scene where everything falls apart

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Kathy Bates as Mrs. Petraeus

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Mystery shirtless FBI agent

Originally it was going to be Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino

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But now that we know his identity, we think the “observer” from the show “Fringe” is better:

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Tom Wilkinson as Leon Panetta

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Glenn Close as Hillary Clinton

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Will Smith as President Obama

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Leslie Nielsen (may he rest in peace) as Joe Biden

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Did we mention Teresa Giudice as Jill Kelly?

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You can check out our casting for the 2012 Election movie here.

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COFemale
Posted on November 15, 2012 at 1:19pm
Paula Broadwell should be Madeleine Stowe from Revenge. Almost a dead ringer for Paula.

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- Jim S
  Posted on November 15, 2012 at 3:56pm
  Ha Ha….lots of people are laughing over this :
  The sex scandal that has brought down CIA chief David Petraeus may be causing heartache in the Washington security establishment but the affair has prompted laughter among the Taliban. A stony-faced Taliban official burst into laughter at the mention of the Petraeus affair during an interview with AFP in northwest Pakistan this week.The traditional moral code of the Pashtuns, the main ethnic group the Taliban draw their members from, also demands severe punishment for adulterers.
  
  “From a Pashtun point of view, Petraeus should be shot by relatives from his mistress’s family,” the Taliban official explained.
  
  “From a Shariah point of view, he should be stoned to death.”
  
  ..it’s a laugh riot !!!
  http://www.emirates247.com/news/region/cia-chief-petraeus-sex-scandal-amuses-taliban-2012-11-15-1.483340
  
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- yiska8
  Posted on November 15, 2012 at 4:43pm
  Madeline Stowe? Nah. Ms. Stowelives in Texas is conservative so I doubt she’d even get the role. The Petraeus homewrecker would probably played by that little Twilight twit who looks like she never showers. But Teresa Guidice is right on the money. She’s a horrible liar and selfish person, even for reality tv. And her own husband is at risk of going to prison, so I guess she’ll need the work to keep up her JerseyGirl lifestyle. Willem Dafoe or even Damien Lewis would be great as Petraeus.
  
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- pavepaws
  Posted on November 17, 2012 at 9:14pm
  Which one was Biden? How about Kim Kardashian as Kelly?
  
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Spyderco
Posted on November 15, 2012 at 1:18pm
Marky Mark as FBI agent?

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- GardenoftheGods
  Posted on November 15, 2012 at 2:22pm
  The problem with the Blaze’s pic of the FBI agent…is that that pic is of his lawyer, not him…he’s a dark headed brunette who looks awfully serious…
  
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calamityjane85
Posted on November 15, 2012 at 1:16pm
Who is going to play me screaming at the radio and computer screen, why the hell are we focusing on this bogus scandal!!! For pete’s sake drop the drama and get down to sentencing these POS criminals in the white house. Send them all to PRISON already!!!!!! I’m doing the Pat Gray scream now………………………………AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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COFemale
Posted on November 15, 2012 at 1:16pm
Heather Debrow from Real Housewives of the OC would be better than Theresa Guidice for Jill Kelly. Her looks are closer to Jill Kelly. I think Steve Carell should be a better Petraeus. Gary Sinise as Gen Allen. My picks are more serious.

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Bohump
Posted on November 15, 2012 at 12:53pm
When do You think they will make the Movie about the 4 men who Died ? .. They are Trying to bury that Story.As hard as they can …. ( NOTHING TO SEE HERE,… MOVE ALONG ! )

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- Publius V
  Posted on November 15, 2012 at 3:18pm
  What saddens me is that there is not one honorable person among the 30 that were saved, that will speak up for the four that died. That silence says volumes about their character.
  
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- rickc34
  Posted on November 15, 2012 at 7:37pm
  PubluisV- yes what about the 30..who are they and what do they know. Obama will probably take care o them soon. The dead cannot talk to Congress.
  
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SquidVetOhio
Posted on November 15, 2012 at 12:53pm
Pretty classless Blaze. Who’s going to play the 4 dead Americans? Nobody loves making fun of stuff more than I but, really?

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- Chet Hempstead
  Posted on November 15, 2012 at 4:19pm
  Aaron Eckhart as Chris Stevens.
  
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Verceofreason
Posted on November 15, 2012 at 12:45pm
Mrs Patraeus looks like a SNL character.
June Allyson stopped styling her **** like that in 1948.

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- Margyt
  Posted on November 15, 2012 at 1:55pm
  Verce, perhaps we could avoid ridiculing the victims? There are plenty of perpetrators to make fun of in this pathetic situation. Great job, Blaze. I think you nailed it.
  
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- Dustoff
  Posted on November 15, 2012 at 2:45pm
  voice.
  
  Stupid as always.
  Bet it comes easy for you.
  
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dissentnow
Posted on November 15, 2012 at 12:42pm
I was thinking Wahoo McDaniel (may he also rest in peace) as Leon Panetta.

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- Zipit
  Posted on November 15, 2012 at 2:34pm
  Great wrestler! Loved Wahoo!!!
  
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- dissentnow
  Posted on November 15, 2012 at 3:08pm
  Me too! After college, i attended pro wrestling school and was trained by one of Wahoo’s main rivals, “The Raging Bull” Manny Fernandez. Manny always spoke very highly of Wahoo.
  
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pap pap
Posted on November 15, 2012 at 12:42pm
They’d really have to dress down Glen Closes’s make up for her to play Hillary. I think Rosanne would be a better choice.

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- offbrat56
  Posted on November 15, 2012 at 6:00pm
  Nah…the gal who played the evil Senator-mother in the redone Manchurian Candidate would be perfect for Hillary. Perfect!!! Meryl Streep Also, Julianna Margulies, from The Good Wife, to play Jill. Another perfect!!!
  
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Iomaire52
Posted on November 15, 2012 at 12:40pm
Latest dirt around the White House is Obama’s walking around with “stars” on his collar, telling all the female interns, he’s the highest ranking General!

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pamela kay
Posted on November 15, 2012 at 12:18pm
I can not remember her last name but it is Rebbecca something that was in The Hand That Rocks The cradle, she should play Hillary.

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- AZgirl9000
  Posted on November 15, 2012 at 12:21pm
  Rebecca Demornay looks WAY better than Hillary. In fact, better than most women her age.
  
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justangry
Posted on November 15, 2012 at 12:16pm
To be perfectly honest, I think the media has wasted enough our time on horny middle aged bureaucrats acting like drunken frat boys with middle aged sluts.

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- Anonymous T. Irrelevant
  Posted on November 15, 2012 at 12:50pm
  Agreed, but I don’t waste my time watching any crap on Network TV.
  What kind of flipping tabloid gossip story is this?
  C’mon Blaze, stay out of the gutter.
  
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- bloomytoad
  Posted on November 15, 2012 at 1:02pm
  As a member of a Fraternity I find that comment offensive. 95% of Fraternity men have much more integrity than the average person. Maybe you should actually meet a member of the Greek system before you use such stereotypes.
  
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Delores at CH WV
Posted on November 15, 2012 at 12:15pm
Yes, Joe Biden should be the star. Yes, a woman should play Obama. They could never get a man to take the part of the biggest Liar on Earth.

The Bond Man should play the General. We have it on good authority from Paula that he is really hot for an old man! However, she doesn’t love him. She just wants his power and he refused to give her the power!!!

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jp2feminist
Posted on November 15, 2012 at 12:15pm
Yeah, and I’m sure Ambassador Chris Stevens and the other three brave American martyrs would think this is hilarious.

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- 2MINUTESTOMIDNIGHT
  Posted on November 15, 2012 at 12:21pm
  Lighten up, Francis.
  
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- Zipit
  Posted on November 15, 2012 at 2:38pm
  Since when did ANY of you trolls give a crap about our four American deaths?
  
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jakartaman
Posted on November 15, 2012 at 12:08pm
Barry plays golf as America implodes! and burns!

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sharkee
Posted on November 15, 2012 at 12:02pm
Lmao, Biden fits perfectly poor Leslie Nielson…
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- katgolf
  Posted on November 15, 2012 at 12:14pm
  Nielsen and Bates are the best-
  
  How about Henry Winkler as Panetta
  and Bruce Willis as Gen Allen
  
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Jack76
Posted on November 15, 2012 at 11:59am
It’s a story about infidelity, lust, corruption, dishonesty, malfeasance, liberal socialist lies.
They’ve got a whole movie industry packed with actors who qualify for that.
Of course, they still need to find people who would waste their time watching.

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4xeverything
Posted on November 15, 2012 at 11:56am
The only one I don’t agree with is Will Smith. Even though the resemblence is uncanny I still like Will Smith and would be so upset if Hollywood took him from me. ;0(

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Eric_The_Red_State
Posted on November 15, 2012 at 11:55am
Who will play all the people in the streets killing each others because our government can’t fix fix anything? Who will play the starving masses because we spend more time on what Britnie Spears had for dinner than we do on fixing a financial melt-down? Who will play the people who storm the grocery stores when the dollar drops to nothing and you can’t buy a load of bread for less than $150? And who will play the Obama voters mindlessly walking around with their hands out chanting “Feed me” – “take care of me” – “My Obamaphone doesn’t seem to work” ?

I will play the part of the guy who said “I told you so”

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RJJinGadsden
Posted on November 15, 2012 at 11:54am
LOL, now that is funny. But I just would not insult the memory of Leslie Nielson like that though. Somebody else said it earlier, Alf would make a better Leon Panetta.

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- Government_Goodies
  Posted on November 15, 2012 at 12:06pm
  The ALF/Leon Panetta combo is pure win!
  
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- RJJinGadsden
  Posted on November 15, 2012 at 12:17pm
  I wish that I could remember who actually said that first here. I cannot take credit for it, but it was an excellent observation about Panetta.
  
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rpp
Posted on November 15, 2012 at 11:53am
I think Stacy Dash should play Obama. She is more masculine than he is.

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- 2MINUTESTOMIDNIGHT
  Posted on November 15, 2012 at 12:06pm
  I was thinking RuPaul would make a good Barry.
  
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- GBTVFan_Non_American_Overseas
  Posted on November 15, 2012 at 12:22pm
  You mean Barry’s manhood is something like this?.
  http://thepeoplescube.com/red/gallery/our-greatest-hits-a2/obama-lingerie-bling-p3626.html
  
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kickagrandma
Posted on November 15, 2012 at 11:52am
I’m so eager to walk out of this bad movie we are in. Where are the exits?

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- RJJinGadsden
  Posted on November 15, 2012 at 11:59am
  I think it all started on late 6 November when Satan started to shout Merry Christmas to us all.
  
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2MINUTESTOMIDNIGHT
Posted on November 15, 2012 at 11:51am
How about Phyllis Diller to play the lovely Mrs. Clinton.

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Government_Goodies
Posted on November 15, 2012 at 11:50am
The Situation *lmao*

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theninthplanet
Posted on November 15, 2012 at 11:49am
Title of the movie:
Burn After Reading II

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- RJJinGadsden
  Posted on November 15, 2012 at 12:04pm
  THENINTHPLANET`, I must say that I laughed so hard during that movie that my wife kept poking her elbow in my ribs to get me to be quiet.
  
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- Wool-Free Vision
  Posted on November 15, 2012 at 12:15pm
  Not bad, but I was thinking “Bonfire of the Vanities II.”
  
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- GBTVFan_Non_American_Overseas
  Posted on November 15, 2012 at 12:29pm
  This one is a true based film:
  http://thepeoplescube.com/red/gallery/our-greatest-hits-a2/dr-dolitle-obama-donothing-p1953.html
  
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