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SNL: ‘Paula Broadwell’ Gives an Awkward & Explicit Reading of Her Petraeus Book

Nov. 18, 2012 3:54pm Madeleine Morgenstern

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Saturday Night Live’s “Paula Broadwell” gave a sexually explicit reading of her biography of former CIA Director David Petraeus yesterday, oblivious to the scandalized looks from the C-SPAN audience as she described her extramarital encounters.

“Forward Operating Base, Delaram, Afghanistan, July 2010,” she began. “‘Lock the door, Paula,’ said General Petraeus. And with my skirt still hiked up above my waist, I wordlessly obeyed.”

She read on: “The deadbolt slid into place with a loud thunk, and I knew the junior officers outside could easily tell what was going on, but I was beyond caring…”

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00100111
Posted on November 19, 2012 at 2:59pm
Yawn.

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grayling646
Posted on November 19, 2012 at 12:29pm
Ho hum…

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sbenard
Posted on November 19, 2012 at 12:18pm
She doesn’t look enough like Broadwell. The Broadwell has a huge forehead that makes he look half bald!

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charleyrocks
Posted on November 19, 2012 at 4:52am
The only country able to see nbc sat night clips are the untied states, it is not available in canada. But the channel is. Glenn try to post clips that every subscriber can see.

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48Straights
Posted on November 18, 2012 at 11:49pm
TheBlaze gets revenue from these links as reported last week. I guess that like Obama that is a fact we all have to put up with. I hope someday Glenn will quit selling out his followers down the road.

I wonder what other organizations have a deal with TheBlaze. Every time I see link to MSNBC I wonder if that is another agreement.

Oh well Glenn has to make a buck somehow. But of all things to spend his creditability on, SNL?

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- cliffattheblaze
  Posted on November 19, 2012 at 2:18am
  I agree with Hermain Cain, “American needs to get a sense of humor.” Also, this is a refreshing change from the usual conservative bashing. Just enjoy it.
  
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- sillyfreshness
  Posted on November 19, 2012 at 3:17am
  This was funny. I had a feeling it would be an erotic book since it was SNL doing the spoof. Even the “chosen people” at SNL run out of ideas bashing conservatives once in a while. Don’t worry, they’ll be back next week making fun of conservatives. Thanks “chosen people” as SNL.
  
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- 48Straights
  Posted on November 19, 2012 at 7:05am
  Glenn Beck originally set up TheBlaze to report the news that the government controlled media would not report, now it reports news on the basis of how much money it will make off of the link. TheBlaze is part of the MSM problem.
  
  TheBlaze spent allot of time distracting a very good portion of its readers from the election with never ending links like this. What was built to be a hammer for conservatism wound up being a financial supporter of liberal thought.
  
  It is much like watching a child get beat. TheBlaze sends millions of viewers over to view these horrible comedy bits, so SNL has to make more outrageous political commentary in order to satisfy its marketing needs and commitment to TheBlaze.
  
  TheBlaze could have done much more during the election, and by it’s constant support of liberal thought has failed its original purpose.
  
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outofbizcycleshop
Posted on November 18, 2012 at 10:04pm
SNL hasn’t been remotely funny in a very long time, neither was this.

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- 48Straights
  Posted on November 19, 2012 at 7:29am
  But TheBlaze made allot of money sending you there didnt they? How much money does TheBlaze make off of sending you to sites you would not normally visit?
  
  As Glenn Beck would say, be very careful on who you trust to give you your news. TheBlaze is not trustworthy in my book.
  
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mdalton_5117
Posted on November 18, 2012 at 9:51pm
50 Shades of Olive Drab?

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scrudge
Posted on November 18, 2012 at 7:59pm
Ah Yes…. the generals squeeze was lousy in bed ….but when she was on the floor under the desk OH MT GOODNESS WHAT A RIDE SHE WAS

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OWLBORE
Posted on November 18, 2012 at 6:12pm
John Belushi and Chris Farley are spinning in their graves. Saturday Night Live has devolved into nothing more than an hour of in the gutter, crock of crotch humor.

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- db321
  Posted on November 18, 2012 at 6:36pm
  Not to mention SNL has a sick desire to promote Communism.
  
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- 48Straights
  Posted on November 19, 2012 at 7:12am
  And TheBlaze is the #1 supporter of Saturday Night Live with its endless multiple weekly linkings.
  
  Kinda makes you wonder just what other communist organizations TheBlaze is supporting by prostituting its unwitting readers.
  
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MonkeyBeagle
Posted on November 18, 2012 at 5:49pm
Why does theBlaze promote SNL so often? Glenn himself said this is an organized smear campaign. So many improtant things going on, kinda sad to see SNL taking up page space.

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- 48Straights
  Posted on November 19, 2012 at 7:23am
  As reported in the email last week that a reader got from TheBlaze management they are doing it because of the financial gain they get off of sending its readers there.
  
  Now you know why TheBlaze favors these endless human interest stories, lousy comedy bits and links to cartoons over reporting things like:
  
  Thousands Of LAX Workers Set For Walkout On Thanksgiving Eve
  http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2012/11/16/thousands-of-lax-workers-set-for-walkout-on-thanksgiving-eve/
  
  Its all about the money it makes and TheBlazes never ending support of liberal thought.
  
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freeberty
Posted on November 18, 2012 at 5:23pm
Hey, forget about the Obama phone and big screen TV, seem like the place to be if you’re a true American parasite is to join the American military and their welfare jobs program. Forget about the OWS, 80 years ago the American veteran perfected the whole shanty town squatting on the white house lawn thing, defecating all over the place until you get the welfare handout you want.

Just think, people will call you a hero, pin medals on your chest , try to put you in line to be the president, when all you do is watch porn, chase tail, and spend the rest of the day playing e-mail tag. Take more than a decade to defeat a bunch of cave dwellers, who cares, the American citizen will steal the future from their grandchildren to make sure you can take your time.

Aren’t corrupt enough to be a 5 star, doesn’t matter, aren’t smart enough, doesn’t matter, Americans will make sure you have an instant “in” to a public sector job when you get out. Sure they’ll complain about the evil private sector hostess union, but hey, spend billions upon billions for the postal service union, cops and firefighters, they don’t care, they may even still call you captain.

Sign me up.

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- RLTW
  Posted on November 18, 2012 at 5:39pm
  Your rant is nothing but an insult to the millions that have served honorably, as to cave dwellers and the inability to defeat them look to your own liberal ideology as the cause, or better yet serve a day in the boots of better men then yourself.
  
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sparkyrules
Posted on November 18, 2012 at 5:08pm
And later,while under the desk with Petraeus,she asked,”General,whats that thingy? ”
To which he replied..”.Oh that..its a Distinguished Service Medal”.

These men are not Gods and they suffer the same human frailties the rest of us do.But all the medals and ribbons in the World will not take the place of duty,honor,dignity,and respect.Gen.Petraeus threw it all away for a woman.What a waste.

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mbean
Posted on November 18, 2012 at 4:02pm
Watching Poker and “Going All Inn” will never sound the same to me again, a new phase to match “Wide Stance”

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