Ukranian Valeria Lukyanova was deemed to be a “real life Barbie” earlier this year after a number of her Facebook photos went viral on the Internet.
The Huffington Post related her statements after V Magazine flew her to New York City for a profile piece:
“It’s hard work, but they dismiss it as something done by surgeons or computer artists. [...] But I don’t take them seriously. I’m even flattered! It’s what success is like. I’m happy I seem unreal to them, it means I’m doing a good job.”
Not surprisingly, it is now being reported that “real life Barbie” may owe her fame to a combination of plastic surgery, Photo Shop, and unusually-applied make up.
Here are a few of Lukyanova’s “Barbie” Facebook photos:

(Photo: Facebook)

(Photo: Facebook)

(Photo: Facebook)
TheDirty.com has re-posted a video of Lukyanova, where she looks far more human than in her photos. As they note, while any amateur can use Photo Shop, videos are much harder to alter.
Calling her the “Michael Jackson of Ukraine,” TheDirty.com says:
All you people gushing over Valeria Lukyanova are a bunch of morons. This girl is a FRAUD. She had been badly photoshopping her photos since the beginning of her time online. Her videos aren’t photoshopped. Does she still look the same? Not only are her looks fake/photoshopped this girl is also mentally insane. There is a ton more of videos out there and as you can see from them, she looks nothing like she does when she photoshops her photos. Get over it already people.
Here’s the video, where Lukyanova complains about how her “fragile” neck can’t hold her “big” head, and that’s why she is talking with her head falling to one side:
Lukyanova, however, maintains that her photos are genuine.
“I am engaged in spiritual practices and meditation. I do not need meat, I eat only fruits…and my ultimate goal is to be powered only by solar energy,” Valeria claims, according to the International Business Times.
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Comments (44)
ThoreauHD
Nov. 20, 2012 at 4:03amCommunist and insane. She’s perfect for any MSM news anchor spot.
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Small_Al
Nov. 20, 2012 at 5:35amBarbie is solid news. Good job Glen. Read fresh political commentary at: http://smallcraftadvisorychronicles.blogspot.com
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ZengaPA65
Nov. 20, 2012 at 9:50pmAnother juvenile nonsense article from the Beck’s kiddies at The Blaze.
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BenjaminsEx
Nov. 20, 2012 at 1:58amWhat big eyes she has…exophthalmia meets the benthic zone…one little martian lander and they’re already among us!
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RIGHT_WHERE_IT_HURTS
Nov. 19, 2012 at 10:23pm“I got a digidoll Girl, she’s no square…some high-tech hottie from somewhere out there…”
The Tubes.
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JACKTHETOAD
Nov. 19, 2012 at 9:15pmSounds like drosophilia to me. At least she won’t live long. Shame.
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TwoMinuteMan
Nov. 19, 2012 at 8:47pmShe should be a big hit in Japan. More anime loli chick than barbie.
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White Devil
Nov. 20, 2012 at 4:12pmI would like to see her WITHOUT any make up on. then you can see what she really looks like.
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The Gooch
Nov. 19, 2012 at 6:06pmThat’s what some might call a “Butter Face”…. Creepy… and there ain’t no shortage of people into creepy.
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rickc34
Nov. 19, 2012 at 7:29pmCreepy to say the least. Hey Barbie eat a sandwich.
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BannedByHuffpo
Nov. 19, 2012 at 5:44pmMove over Flo (Progressive). There’s a chick ditzier than you out there.
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BasketFullOfPuppies
Nov. 19, 2012 at 5:22pmWhen she gets to the point that she is totally solar-powered, she’s going to smell really bad.
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The Gooch
Nov. 19, 2012 at 6:10pmMy elementary school taught all of our energy is provided by the sun; this was reiterated time and again thru review of the food chain. Go figure… we’re all indirectly solar powered. Success.
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LordOfTheArchons
Nov. 19, 2012 at 5:15pmI wonder if she melts over an open flame like a Barbie.
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Eastinfection
Nov. 19, 2012 at 5:00pmI sense a big future for her in Porn.
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Exrepublisheep
Nov. 19, 2012 at 5:19pmaahhh
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Angel_light
Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:41pm“…and my ultimate goal is to be powered only by solar energy,” Valeria claims
HUH?…..WHAT???? ROTFLMFAO!!!
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Lordcsmith
Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:34pmum….. slow news day?
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contkmi
Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:29pmI’d hit it.
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grimmster
Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:53pmMe too Contkmi,with a bat……
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LordOfTheArchons
Nov. 19, 2012 at 5:13pmA bat with nails maybe..
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meisterman41
Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:25pmI wonder if she somehow casted a vote for Obama?
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copatriots
Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:24pm“Likely a fraud?” What???? NOOOO!!!!
Who’da thought?
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The-Monk
Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:15pmMichael Jackson joke in…3 ….2 ….1
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Eastinfection
Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:54pmHi Monk….
not quite MJ but, apropos nonetheless…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4MJouEqSGI
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tightline
Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:11pmAnd my ultimate goal is to be powered only by solar energy, WOW, how thick can one get!!!! A hard fart will knock her over, wont last long on solar, unless she gets a bailout!!
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Cavallo
Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:05pmCreeeeeeeepy… She’s probably going to knife you, without any facial expression. Chucky looks less homicidal.
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Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:05pmI bet they find out she actually has ken parts.
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RedManBlueState
Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:25pmKen didn’t have a pen!s either.
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PimpleJuice
Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:04pmNever a fan of Barbies. But them Bratz dolls give me a woody. I could really have sexytime with that! Big assed heads turn me on. No wonder I dream of martian nookie. Especially the ones with the 3 tatas! YEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWW!
LordOfTheArchons
Nov. 19, 2012 at 5:18pmTMI dude…
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Oilfield_Trash
Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:04pmIs Viral ‘Real Life Barbie’ a Fraud?
Who really cares?
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JeffersonsPen
Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:04pmCOO, COO……………………….for coco puffs!
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Anonymous T. Irrelevant
Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:03pmHahahaha people believe the dumbest things. P.T. Barnum was right!
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Rothbardian_in_the_Cleve
Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:02pmBlaze = Star/Enquirer? Next article about Bat Boy or Big Foot?
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Oilfield_Trash
Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:15pmOr Bat Boy’s big foot, or Big Foot’s bat boy….
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Eastinfection
Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:58pmROTH….
did you skip the “Scottish Giraffe” story?
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caleejr
Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:02pm“my ultimate goal is to be powered only by solar energy”
what – are you a plant?
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Popp40
Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:12pmMaybe she can be Obama’s Solar Energy Czar?!?
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Oilfield_Trash
Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:19pmI’m sure Obama can rustle up some “Fairy Dust and Unicorn Milk!!”
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The-Monk
Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:24pmDon’t look at me….. I’m not going to water it. : (
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burnteye86
Nov. 19, 2012 at 4:35pmShe’s from the Ukraine. When she’s 40 she’ll look like 300 lb catfish
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