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This Is the Most Bizarre Local News Interview You May See in Your Lifetime

Nov. 27, 2012 10:04pm Jason Howerton

Editor’s note: This story contains strong language that may be offensive to some readers.

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Local Woman Gives Bizarre Local News Interview in Portland

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In one of the strangest local news interviews of all time, a Portland woman provided way more information than she needed to. Yet, we still don’t have any idea what she is talking about in the now viral video other than some building getting damaged.

“Well, the police wouldn’t let me go through 122nd so I had to go around 119th and they let me look at the lawyer’s building — I know the vacuum cleaner man. He’s seen my tits,” she says. “I know that’s not going on TV but it’s true, it’s true. I’m not here to lie to you.”

Then, after moving on from that bizarre response, she later asks the news crew if they too would like to see her “tits.” Yes, seriously.

In separate news, the woman has not been “allowed” to drive for three years due to unknown reasons.

Watch the compelling footage below:

Any theories on the identity of the “vacuum cleaner man?”

(H/T: BuzzFeed)

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netjet
Posted on November 27, 2012 at 10:51pm
It seems sad that the only group we can make fun of now are the mentally ill. It is clearly obvious that this woman’s thoughts and behaviors are not healthy, but neither are the actions of those who make fun of her. Shame on you all.

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- scarydave
  Posted on November 27, 2012 at 11:12pm
  Just your average Obama voter!
  
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- The Him
  Posted on November 27, 2012 at 11:15pm
  Your right. We should only make fun of people in comas. They won’t know.
  
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- Sorocialism
  Posted on November 27, 2012 at 11:17pm
  Whay are we parading this mentally ill lady’s ackward interview as humor? We are better people than this.
  
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- MONICNE
  Posted on November 27, 2012 at 11:35pm
  This is an Australian TV Show.
  
  POW MIA wives never have a nice day
  
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- idarusskie
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 12:58am
  NO!!! lady we do not want to see your teets.
  
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- benjenjon
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 1:57am
  You are so right NETJET.
  
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- bdandsl
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 2:12am
  Lighten up.
  
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- grayling646
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 2:37am
  I don’t agree that she’s mentally ill. I just think she’s a flake who did/does too many recreational drugs.
  
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- ldaopines
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 3:04am
  I’m with you.
  
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- Chuck Stein
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 3:06am
  I remember her. She was the plumber woman on “Green Acres”. She still looks quite young for . . .what . . . 80?
  
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- Balzy
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 6:33am
  @grayling646
  
  the doctors have been doing this to people for god knows how long with prescribed medication, i have never seen anything good come out of cholodopins or zhanex. yet they are being givin out like candy, in order to artificially change someone’s mood. If someone doesn’t naturally deal with their emotional problems, they will never solve them. you can’t force a murderer to be good with happy-pills, so why do you think you can fix depression with them? This lady is a victim of our system, as are so many that won’t realize it til they aren’t themselves anymore. then it’s too late. OR she could be a dirtbag, i read the article but i can’t watch the vid on this computer to make a complete assessment. and don’t even try to tell me i’m wrong about happy-pills, i’ve seen so many people who could’ve dealt with their problems had they had someone there who would actually devote some D@MN TIME to their problems instead of giving them feelings of happiness…. sadly now they are so much worse off and are completely dependent on the drugs just to have any emotion, that’s the end result. One of man’s greatest failures. this may hurt for some of you who have loved ones who are on these things, but if you want them to be that person you loved then you HAVE to help them. In the end these people need to believe in themselves or nothing will work, not a d@mn thing. you can’t just get rid of emotions, they aren’t bacteria or any kind of virus. every action causes a r
  
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- RedHarley
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 6:51am
  May I mambo dogface in the banana patch ?
  
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- sharkee
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 7:29am
  Lmao it’s funny
  
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- jcldwl
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 8:06am
  It is sad. This story is actually disgusting to even run considering all it is doing is poking fun and a person that is mentally ill. Unfortunate the Blaze stoops so low.
  
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- Jarhead 88
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 8:19am
  She is allowed to vote but you can’t make fun of her? PC has absolutely destroyed this country. You can’t point out illegal activities because people cry racism now. The pot is about to boil over.
  
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- Jarhead 88
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 8:21am
  NOV28 – Get your nutty links out of here, your blog sucks, idiot.
  
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- IndyGuy
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 8:39am
  If I ever get to the point I want to see this lady’s t*ts…Just shoot me…
  
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- SocialistSlayer
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 8:46am
  Yes, and people wonder how Communist obama got re-elected ? With millions of citizens like this voting you have your answer.
  
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- Brad Wesselmann
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 9:18am
  I agree completely, Balzy. I have been saying the same thing for 20 years, but the very people that need to hear it are either the ones that profit from it or others who think they benefit from it…it’s a losing battle that I no longer attempt to fight because there is no beating evil and/or stupid with logic.
  
  May God have mercy on their souls. Keep the faith! :-)
  
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- muffythetuffy
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 10:40am
  A WHITE OBAMA VOTER
  
  I saw her at Woodstock snorting LSD powder.
  
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- muffythetuffy
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 10:45am
  Who is the vacuum cleaner man? Is that some code word for black rapist?
  
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- SREGN
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 10:54am
  I have to admit, she makes more sense than Cynthia McKinney. Maxine Waters, and Melissa Harris-Perry. Just for the record, I don’t want to see their tatas either.
  
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- Patrick
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 11:13am
  I am not sure who to feel worse for, the lady in the video or “Balzy”.
  
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- Balthazor
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 11:20am
  What, so now anyone who says anything strange, we’re just going to assume they’re mentally ill? How exactly is it “clearly obvious” that her thoughts and behaviors are not healthy? You know, some people are just birds of a different feather, and that doesn’t automatically mean they’re mentally ill. You’re probably one of those people who tosses their kids on Ritalin the first time they giggle out loud in class. You’re definitely one of those people who seems to want to just suck all the fun right out of life. The woman says something odd, people laugh, and there’s you like some self-proclaimed knight in shining armor to condemn people and protect the honor of someone you don’t know and just assume is mentally ill. Did it ever occur to you that maybe the woman enjoys being a little different and might be offended by clowns like you calling her mentally ill? How about you just stfu and worry about your own thoughts and behaviors rather than making assumptions about hers and condemning us for ours.
  
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- Bluebonnet
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 11:25am
  WHAT? what? ouch!
  
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- jakartaman
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 11:41am
  This women is a dead ringer for Elizebeth Warren!
  
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- Patrick
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 12:05pm
  Arm chair psychologists. Even ones that have trouble spelling the names of medications.
  
  Do you all live in such a small world that you do not realize there or people out there not EXACTLY like you?
  
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- ahremanes80
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 12:20pm
  Ummm, ok you’re commenting on the rest of the us coming here to gawk? Didn’t you click on the same headline we all did just to enjoy a spectacle? You got here the same way we did and for the same reason we did, so don’t complain when other people speak their mind :) We’re all birds of a feather…
  
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- justalilwitchie
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 12:28pm
  I agree Netjet, Glenn with all the news going on in the world you have to pick on this one old lady? You have disappointed me.
  
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- FlamingFartSyndrome
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 2:07pm
  Shes not mentally ill. She has done a lot of LSD in her life. You can tell by her eyes and the emotion she puts behind her words.
  
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- m224224
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 5:18pm
  someone stated in a repy “we are better than this”. no, no we are not. today glenn talked about urine for 3 hours. what a good Christian example
  
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- Raging_Waters
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 7:34pm
  @NETJET
  
  Shame on you for assuming she’s mentally ill. It sounds more like you’re being presumptuous and judgmental.
  
  As for The Blazes’ question-I’m guessing the “vacuum-cleaner man” is a janitor who works in the “lawyers building” and has seen her “****.” Whether he did so willingly or not, we may never know…
  
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- 48Straights
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 9:14pm
  It is sad that Glen beck has had to stoop so low as to now make fun of disabled people. It is even more disturbing that the average Blaze reader thinks this is funny. Just looks at the comments here, very sick and twisted people.
  
  But Glen has to make up for the money he is missing from Fox. I am sure the creditors are banging on the door.
  
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- Kaoscontrol
  Posted on November 29, 2012 at 12:32am
  That’s the problem with Vacuum Cleaner guys — like their products, they suck.
  
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- Tsam
  Posted on November 29, 2012 at 8:31am
  at Netjet: I agree. Yesterday I was cracking up at the Obama bobble in peepee but this posting reminds me of Glenn & co making fun of “trailer park people”, imitating their voices like “hillbillies”.
  
  How are posts like this helping the Blaze? How is taking the high ground?
  
  It isn’t. It’s tabloidesque and even worse. Shame on the Blaze. Wish they’d post consistently good stories instead of ridiculing the weaker among us as “filler” material.
  
  Btw, Beck also mentioned this on his radio show. C’mon, Glenn! What is all that success doing to you??
  
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- Tsam
  Posted on November 29, 2012 at 8:32am
  ha…post something critical and it doesn’t show!
  
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- 48Straights
  Posted on November 29, 2012 at 9:55am
  Mentally ill people, TheBlaze, bottle of urine, Glen Beck?
  
  There is no high road with TheBlaze or Glen beck, all downhill from here.
  
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Dougral Supports Israel
Posted on November 27, 2012 at 10:46pm
Nobody on the Blaze wants to see what is drooping around her ankles.

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- The Him
  Posted on November 27, 2012 at 11:17pm
  You’ve obviously never run into Enicom on this site.
  
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- Spyderco
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 12:25am
  That would be the most action Wango has ever gotten.
  
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grayling646
Posted on November 27, 2012 at 10:46pm
Nothing wrong with being proud of your teats…I guess.

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- SREGN
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 10:56am
  Reminds of John Candy’s next-door neighbor in Summer Rental. Except you don’t want to.
  
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crimsongator
Posted on November 27, 2012 at 10:44pm
Misleading headline. I was born and raised in Alabama, and this is nowhere near the most bizarre local news interview I have seen.

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- Dr Vel
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 12:06am
  I second that emotion. I mean motion. I also agree with others here not good to insult the handicapped. Last comment aimed in general at comments by those who do.
  
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- STawbush
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 12:52am
  Being an Alabamian myself, I think Fox6 owns that headline, for sure.
  
  I heard an embarrassing representation of Alabama on a talk radio news break today – Big *face palm* when I realized our daughters cheer together.
  
  Come down here and try to remove our freedom of speech, religion, or guns. We’ve got more than teets going for us. Just sayin -
  
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Skee
Posted on November 27, 2012 at 10:39pm
Has anyone seen snuffleupagas lately?
I swear she was wearing him as a sweater.

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- armyofnibiru
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 1:39am
  hows patty mayonaise?
  
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TROLLMONGER
Posted on November 27, 2012 at 10:37pm
Only a pointless story like this would make it on a irrelevant website like this one…LOL!

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- RJJinGadsden
  Posted on November 27, 2012 at 10:49pm
  and more pointless drivel from TROLL(NAPOLEAN DYN-O-MIGHT)MONGER
  
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- The-Monk
  Posted on November 27, 2012 at 11:06pm
  Your Momma hasn’t been allowed to drive for how many years????
  
  Sorry Trollmonger, but your momma is a Frank Zappa song…
  
  The price of beef has just gone up and your old old lady has just just gone down……
  
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- SUNTZU
  Posted on November 27, 2012 at 11:25pm
  Watch out where the huskies go
  and dont you eat that yellow snow..
  
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- RJJinGadsden
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 8:47am
  HI MONK, Used to be a big Zappa fan back in Tampa too.
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjPlhb4f9P8
  
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- Puterdame
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 9:17am
  Oh really Trollmaster??? Then why are YOU here if it’s so “irrelevant”?????
  
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- hechafteth
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 9:39am
  Give trollkraut a break, he hasn’t been the same since his usual hang-out, b0g.org, got shut down by the Internet police for a dog-raape posting he made.
  
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Master K
Posted on November 27, 2012 at 10:28pm
I would expect a video that is “now viral” would have more than 322 views on YouTube.

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- MrButcher
  Posted on November 27, 2012 at 10:46pm
  It usually takes a few hours for the Youtube view-counter to display the # of views.
  
  Try it yourself. Watch it. Leave. Come back. The number is still the same. Check back tomorrow and the # will have drastically increased.
  
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BasketFullOfPuppies
Posted on November 27, 2012 at 10:27pm
Sorry. I just can’t wrap my head around this. However, I am relatively certain that her ***s may wrap around my head…. were I willing to allow that to happen.

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- scottydu81
  Posted on November 27, 2012 at 10:38pm
  remember what ron white said- “once you’ve seen one set of ****, you pretty much want to see them all”
  FAT BIKER CHICK: you wanna see my ****?
  ME: yes i do.
  ………….
  ME: ok, roll em back up…
  
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- RJJinGadsden
  Posted on November 27, 2012 at 10:46pm
  Almost reminds me of some the ‘things’ that I had to put up with back when I was a cop. But, I saw plenty of even whackier crap.
  
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- RJJinGadsden
  Posted on November 27, 2012 at 10:50pm
  SCOTTYDU81, LOL, almost fell out of my seat laughing. Glad that somebody remembered that line.
  
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iamjack
Posted on November 27, 2012 at 10:26pm
Sure, why not?

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Anonymous T. Irrelevant
Posted on November 27, 2012 at 10:23pm
This sounds and acts like my ******* neighbor lady. Ewwwwwww

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HUGGINGMYBABIES
Posted on November 27, 2012 at 10:23pm
Ya um it’s Portland….she’s probably the mayor.

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- Pantloadian
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 8:30am
  What, you don’t like Portland?
  
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- RJJinGadsden
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 8:55am
  PANTS, Which? Maine, Oregon, or Cement?
  
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- Pantloadian
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 10:15am
  RINGWORM . . .last I check cement doesn’t have a mayor. You’re down to two – fifty fifty chance. Your best odds ever.
  
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possom
Posted on November 27, 2012 at 10:20pm
EEEEUUUUuuuu

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OlefromMN
Posted on November 27, 2012 at 10:19pm
She hasn’t been allowed to drive for three years….color me shocked.

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FaithfulFriend
Posted on November 27, 2012 at 10:17pm
The back story of this gal has to be far more compelling.

Who is she? Really. Where did she come from, and why all this tit talk?

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- M13
  Posted on November 27, 2012 at 10:41pm
  Her name is Monicne and she is married to her 1st cousin Encinom. Glad to help you out with your questions.
  
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- RJJinGadsden
  Posted on November 27, 2012 at 10:54pm
  FAITHFULFRIEND, I was about to give you an answer based on a lot of my law enforcement experiences. Then I read M13′s response. Its far better, and I laughed so hard and loud that I scared the dog and the cats. Now, where is that danged broom so I can knock the last cat from the ceiling.
  
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- Pantloadian
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 8:29am
  Laughed so hard? Really? That’s all it takes? hey good news – you can watch reruns of Hee Haw on cable.
  
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- RJJinGadsden
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 8:54am
  WANGO, You stick with Hee Haw, I never cared for it. But, I will continue to laugh at what I find humorous. Hey, has anybody changed your diaper yet? You might want to give ENCINOM or TROLL to give you a hand.
  
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snufy
Posted on November 27, 2012 at 10:16pm
Ha. Some people are just too stupid to be allowed in public on their own. I can’t imagine why anyone would want to see what she has.

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- The_Pointy_End
  Posted on November 28, 2012 at 10:48am
  She is not stupid, she is mentally ill (dementia, etc).
  
  The same people who would not make fun of someone with a physical illness, see no problem with making fun of someone with a mental illness. Shame on the person who made/posted this video, shame on the losers who watch it for entertainment, and shame on the Blaze for posting it.
  
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jessieH
Posted on November 27, 2012 at 10:15pm
That poor man! I hope he can still see.

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Trail_Jumper
Posted on November 27, 2012 at 10:15pm
Wow. Like……..wow………

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denkat56
Posted on November 27, 2012 at 10:12pm
No not really.

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Gary_K
Posted on November 27, 2012 at 10:12pm
” Do you want to see my ****?”

Hell NO.

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I.Gaspar
Posted on November 27, 2012 at 10:10pm
My guess is that Joe Biden is the vacuum cleaner guy.

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aproudinfidel
Posted on November 27, 2012 at 10:10pm
I don’t even think I feel bad for her. She has so much going on in her head she doesn’t have time to worry.

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saintjock
Posted on November 27, 2012 at 10:10pm
Alright, usually up for a set of ****. Not feelin it here. Wow.

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loveliberty83
Posted on November 27, 2012 at 10:09pm
this woman is acting like she is in sort of manic stage or a pyschoic episode

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MAULEMALL
Posted on November 27, 2012 at 10:08pm
Nancy pelosi’s smarter sister..

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- QuincySmith
  Posted on November 27, 2012 at 10:18pm
  Enjoyed that one, Thank You.
  
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WarMunger_Al
Posted on November 27, 2012 at 10:08pm
That is what a life of drugs and liberalism leads to.

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