Now that it’s officially Christmas season, many are wondering what to do with the pumpkins that are hopelessly sitting on the front steps or the back porch. We found some ideas:
You could fire them out of a cannon
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Pumpkin helmet might be the way to go
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You could convert your pumpkin into a boat
Your redneck cousin could take care of them
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A Tasty option is all natural pumpkin bread
“Pumpkin bread is an easy way to use up leftover pumpkin, or any winter squash for that matter. The recipe calls for a cup of pumpkin purée which you can either get from a can, or make yourself by steaming or roasting the pumpkin pieces, scooping out the flesh, and either mashing with a fork or blending in a food processor.”
Read more at simplyrecipes.com.
But the best way to rid yourself of old pumpkins is to give them to a hungry Polar Bear
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