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Bizarre Vid: ‘Pastafarian’ Reads Atheist Scriptures, Begs Politicians to Have Pasta-Decorated Pine Tree Included in PA Christmas Display

Nov. 30, 2012 4:15pm Billy Hallowell

The “pastafarians” have made headlines over the past few years. If you’re unfamiliar with the group, it is comprised of atheists and secularists who take aim at creationist ideology. In an effort to poke fun at believers, adherents created their own deity — the Flying Spaghetti Monster. This week, while advocating to have an atheist tree included with a traditional Christmas display, Tracy McPherson (a self-described minister of the Evangelical Pastafarian Church) gave a speech to Chester County commissioners.

Before delving into a straight-faced description of her alleged undying faith in a giant carb-infested deity, McPherson told the political leaders that she felt left out, as her “religion” is not currently represented in the traditional display, The Huffington Post reports.

“These symbols represent the meaning of the holiday season for two religious communities in our area,” she said. “I could not help but feel that the display was incomplete, as there was no acknowledgement of my religion present.”

Pastafarian Begs to Have Atheist Tree Included in Chester County Christmas Display

Pastafarian pine tree (Photo Credit: Facebook)

But that was only the beginning of her foray into her supposed faith. She went on to tell officials that she believes that the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the world and that “he holds us all to the ground with his noodly appendages and that explains why we do not float away.”

She kept her cool, continuing on her path, with commissioners listening to her religious ramblings. While pastafarians don’t necessarily celebrate Christmas, McPherson said that their annual holiday (interestingly also called “Holiday”) occurs at the same time. Thus, she argued that a pasta-decorated tree should be allowed as part of the Chester County Historic Courthouse display.

“Our typical display for Holiday is something resembling a Christmas tree but the decorations are pasta-themed,” she explained.

Watch her performance, below:

Just days after her first performance, she, again, appeared before the commissioners, at which point her noodle-tree petition was rejected. But before her plea was struck down, she, again, spoke before Chester County commissioners, where she read verses from a supposed pastafarian holy book.

“In the Loose Cannon book of Proverbs, chapter 3, verses 32 and 33, it is written, love thy neighbor as thyself and share pasta and rum drinks galore,” she said. “For in the eyes of his noodletude, we are all one. Let us love, not in words and speech, but in pasta and wine.”

Watch it, below:

One of the officials was unmoved, noting that if people want pasta displays, they should erect them on their private property.

“There are front lawns all across this county and if people want to put a plate of spaghetti or lasagna or whatever else you want to worship, there’s nothing this government can do to prevent you front doing that,” one of the commissioners responded.

While her performance was, at the least, entertaining, McPherson (who is currently appealing on the “Evangelical Pastafarianism” Facebook page for supporters to help get her on “The Daily Show”), the commissioners decided to stick by their 2010 ruling that private groups do not have the right to add religious displays to the courthouse. Now, McPherson claims she is exploring legal options.

The atheist activist wrote the following on the group’s Facebook page following the commission’s rejection of her pasta tree:

Despite many phone calls and emails of support, as well as statements by Pastafarian supporters for Holiday Tree and from atheist supporters for the Tree of Knowledge, commissioners Farrell and Costello rejected the motion to nullify Resolution 58-10 which was passed in 2010 and stops all displays except the Jewish menorah, the Christian nativity, and select “secular” christmas symbols picked by the commissioners such as a wreath, a tree, candy canes, santa, and a choo-choo train.

Commissioner Cozzone courageously voted to nullify the resolution in favor of a more inclusive display. We thank her for that. However, since her two colleagues voted against it, the motion did not pass.

It’s likely that the battle over the pastafarian tree is far from over.

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criticalpuppy
Posted on December 1, 2012 at 7:58am
As a practicing Pasafarian, this ruling took the starch out of me…

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- Pigpen
  Posted on December 1, 2012 at 7:26pm
  “We Jews regard our race as superior to all humanity, and look forward, not to its ultimate union with other races, but to its triumph over them.” (Goldwin Smith, Jewish Professor of Modern History at Oxford University, October, 1981)
  
  Don’t be distracted by this nonsense. The “atheists” are NOT the Grinch who stole Christmas. Remember Festivus? All of you dumb, white people just laughed and laughed at Festivus and if you didn’t celebrate Festivus you DID celebrate the Seinfeld episode that inflicted it upon us. Although the idea is not so funny anymore now is it? You weren’t intelligent enough to realize that you were being MOCKED by Festivus, but you “get it” now with “pastafarianism”. Glenn is running scared from having (quite unintentionally) exposed the Z.O.G. conspiracy, so he is willing to blame “atheists” for the war on Christmas. Still don’t know WHO is the real Grinch? Try reading “Culture of Critique” by Kevin MacDonald!
- ConstitunalAmerican
  Posted on December 1, 2012 at 11:25pm
  The Flying Spaghetti Monster is now considered the deity of a Tracy McPherson and she feels we should include this on Christmas trees. Tracy, if that what you believe, then there really is a flying noodle that brings “you” gifts.
  It stops when you try to force everyone else in your ideaology. This is also Racist, plain and simple, against Italians in the world to think that Pasta belongs on a Christmas Tree. Everyone knows that Pasta is a food staple. Italians may be highly resentful towards this liberal radical assumption and neglect of our Rights.
  Why are the liberal radical atheists and racists so against individual American Rights of preference??
  It is when they have no rebuttal to other’s individual beliefs, that they resort to Racisism and try to force you into compliance.
  
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- Balpit
  Posted on December 7, 2012 at 6:56pm
  So separation of Church and State forbids the display Christian symbols, but not Pastafarian ones?
  
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dj_bonneromics1982
Posted on December 1, 2012 at 3:55am
As a Pagan, I just wish everyone would respect the fact that Santa Claus, evergreens, holly, and snowmen are all pagan traditions associated with the seasonal festival of Yule. Just like Halloween comes from Samhain, Groundhog Day comes from Imbolc, Easter (the bunny and eggs and springtime theme) comes from Eostre/Ostara, May Day comes from Beltane, and Harvest comes from Lammas and Mabon.

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- SDW2001
  Posted on December 1, 2012 at 12:00pm
  There is quite a bit of truth to what you say in terms of the origins of various traditions. That said, people have been using these traditions to celebrate holidays such as Christmas for hundreds of years, so at this point they could be considered intertwined.
  
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- Greenwood
  Posted on December 1, 2012 at 2:48pm
  It’s all Pagan……..The only event Jesus specifically instructed his followers to commemorate was his death, not his birth. (Luke 22:19,20 ) There is no historical evidence that the early Christians celebrated the birth of the Christ. But they did memorialize his death. (1 Corinthians 11: 23-26) It was not until more than 300 years after Jesus’ birth that Christendom began to observe Christmas on December 25. In the mid-17th century, an act of parliament banned Christmas celebrations in England. In the US the Massachusetts General Court did the same. Why? It was nothing but a pagan festival covered with a Christian veneer honoring the agricultural god Saturn and the sun god Sol Invictus, or Mithra.
  
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- PorkPIG
  Posted on December 2, 2012 at 6:15am
  You are correct! Ive spent the last 5 years trying to make my family stop celebrating these faith false rituals . I no longer purchase gifts for Christmas, or junk for Easter . I simply spend the season reminding them the Christian teachings associated with the holiday . I really sick of hearing but what about your son ? These things are for the kids , I buy my son what he needs and what he wants at the time i see fit , I am not dictated too buy False Commercialized Holidays . My son is better equipped than 99% of his classmates .
  
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- liltexasgal
  Posted on December 2, 2012 at 9:37pm
  Yes, you are quite right about the history of these symbols. But don’t forget that the early Christians were visciously persecuted under these pagan regimes. Many adopted these symbols as a means to worship God without fear of persecution. The meaning behind these symbols is personal and unique to every individual. I defend your right to worship as you please, but your people have never afforded us the same luxury.
  
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tommy.tommy
Posted on November 30, 2012 at 10:37pm
As a true Christian. Who cares about christmas by the pagan catholic church…… lol

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- sillyfreshness
  Posted on December 1, 2012 at 3:11am
  Notice these leftist atheistic pukes won’t poke fun at Islam. They are too afraid. They know they will be beheaded by some crazy Islamic caveman, so they don’t mess with them. They only have a problem with Christians, because Christians are peaceful. Maybe Christians need to start beheading Marxists.
  
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- tommy.tommy
  Posted on December 1, 2012 at 3:28pm
  Islam would get rid of the sissies atheists, to …in the long run. Ya know? The sissies homosexuals and the filthy atheists will not protest against Islam Churches. They’re afraid of them. Both of them are sissies to protest against Muzlims. Muzlims will be yelling with their tongues and the swords after them. That would be a sight to see. I don’t think? I would have pity for nasty homosexuals or the sissies atheists. lol
  
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IsupportisraelNGod
Posted on November 30, 2012 at 7:24pm
This has got to be the dumbest thing I’ve ever read.

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- Pontiaku
  Posted on November 30, 2012 at 8:15pm
  Here’s the dumbest thing I read
  
  “commissioners Farrell and Costello rejected the motion to nullify Resolution 58-10 which was passed in 2010 and stops all displays except the Jewish menorah, the Christian nativity, and select “secular” christmas symbols picked by the commissioners such as a wreath, a tree, candy canes, santa, and a choo-choo train.”
  
  In other words it’s “government” picking religious winners and losers when it should NOT be in the business of displaying religious propaganda. Basically they’re getting away with a complete violation of the Supremacy Clause and Civil Rights laws.
  
  “One of the officials was unmoved, noting that if people want pasta displays, they should erect them on their private property.”
  Exactly what I was thinking for their illegally approved items in resolution 58-10.
  
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- scissorflash
  Posted on December 1, 2012 at 1:05am
  I dunno, sounds just as unlikely as the absurdities found in the bible.
  
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loneindividual
Posted on November 30, 2012 at 7:22pm
Atheists pulling this crap…they are purposefully trying to subvert ALL RELIGIONS…including the ones I consider false…by using the “SANTA CLAUS ISN’T REAL” line to erase the idea that : DEATH IS TRUTH & ONLY GOD CAN CONQUER.

Subvert the Ethics of Society and it liberates the bad guyz to use everyone as Lab Mice and Sacrificial Lambs for their own SECRET RELIGIONS of : CANNIBALISM, EVOLUTION, & TECHNOLOGY…thinking that any three of these can grant them the Immortality, Wisdom, & Comfort found in IN-THE-OPEN RELIGIONS.

Thus pushing Evolution and opening up people’s minds…to all the various forms of genetic therapy for the purpose of Human Experiments.

Atheists have religion. They just don’t find any problem in lying or are playfully stupid about not having one.

Humanists with Marxist tendencies are likely to push racist policies in the name of Humanism…cuz If Socialism fails to right the poverty of Black Communities, then, the logical progression of thought leads to the idea that Blacks are a plague to society, which is backed up by history & statistics.

Margeret Singer founded PLANNED PARENTHOOD to get rid of Retards, Blacks, & the other “Undesirables”.

If Life began in a piss bucket…then why would life begin at the beginning of the Universe? Would wouldn’t the beginning of the universe….be caused by the beginning of Life itself?

The BEGINNING wasn’t an explosion or expansion in or of space. IT WAS A COMPREHENSION OF SPACE.

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- DIgnified
  Posted on November 30, 2012 at 9:05pm
  Atheists for not have a religion/faith. It is pretty much the exact opposite. Its not faith that there’s not an invisible man who fathered himself floating around somewhere. Faith is believing there is, because there is zero evidence to this wholly ridiculous idea. Magic and fairy tales. There is no god and there’s no spaghetti monster. There’s only people and people who are mentally defective. And sorry, the mentally defective ones aren’t the ones who expect belief in totally absurd stories.
  
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- loneindividual
  Posted on December 1, 2012 at 6:12pm
  Playfully Stupid
  
  All you guyz do is change the definition of worship.
  
  And no, Atheists believe we came from Nothing/Chaos. This among many other reasons means you have no Origin, no Moral Anchor, & certainly not a coherent nor individualistic Vision for your own Future or Survival….Which requires a Hell-Of-Alot of Faith if you are infact aware of your awful condition….unless you’re Self-Nihilistic in which case…call yourself such or prepared to be called a Liar.
  
  Traditional Theists believe God always was. I ardently disagree.
  
  I’m Lockean Deist.
  
  Life began which means it once was not (Order rebelling against Chaos). And it began with him. This is where he gets his power. He exists (Assuming he is not an Ethereal Fart in the Wind, part of an Incomprehensible Hierarchy, and he doesn’t give that which he doesn’t even possess, thus becoming a contradiction of himself.)
  
  Don’t use the scripture against me. I have no weaknesses in my arguement. LIFE CAME FROM ORIGINAL LIFE OF WHICH THE EXPERIENCE OF ORIGINAL LONELINESS IS UNIQUE. Which is far more probable reason why First Life (God utterly Alone) is more unique than anyone or anything else anyone or anything else has ever experienced. To exist in the harshest environment (The Beginning of the Universe which was Life itself)
  
  :) Pure Logic regarding True Origin.
  
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Dave
Posted on November 30, 2012 at 6:37pm
what i want to know is what she hoped to gain from this… since this obviously isn’t a freedom of religion issue. heck atheists all the time say they don’t have a religion and don’t have a belief (although i could argue differently) so their “religious symbol” is technically always displayed in court rooms and everywhere else as it is nothing. so in reality they actually have more religious rights than religions do.

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45Sentinel
Posted on November 30, 2012 at 6:26pm
If these atheists had any they would protest the Christmas holiday. Why do government workers get the day off? Separation of Church and State, go for it.

Of course then you would be turning against your union thug buddies. They might not get the irony as they send you to the great bowl in the sky.

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- liltexasgal
  Posted on December 2, 2012 at 9:40pm
  You make a very good point.
  
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Mike Benton
Posted on November 30, 2012 at 6:23pm
I am a frisbaterian; We believe that when you die your soul gets tossed up on a garage roof, and nobody can get it down.

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Locked
Posted on November 30, 2012 at 6:00pm
Well at least this religion is… tasteful?

That it is primarily made up of atheists is… deliciously ironic?

Their beliefs might not feed the soul, but it seems like their deity will at least feed their bodies?

… man, you could make puns off these guys all day!

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- athiest-infedel
  Posted on November 30, 2012 at 6:09pm
  Theres your trinity, the Noodle, the Meatball and the Garlic bread……urp
  
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Guitarcarl
Posted on November 30, 2012 at 5:46pm
The whole pastafarian movement is disingenuous. These are atheist who are masquerading as religious people to cause harm to the belief system of sincerely devout people. They are childish lairs of poor character. Their intended result is exactly the statement of the silly female council woman. Nativity scenes, Christmas trees and Jewish symbols have never been proven to violate any rights outlined in any legitimate law. Be honest and just say you’re atheist and argue as such. You’re wasting every ones time acting like idiots. Your real god should be a horse’s ass cause that is what you are.

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- Guitarcarl
  Posted on November 30, 2012 at 5:54pm
  Having said that, I could use a spaghetti monster right now I’m starving!
  
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- AndYetItMoves
  Posted on November 30, 2012 at 5:55pm
  Ladies and gentlemen, we are all owe a debt of gratitude to Carl for being the first skeptic to discover that the Pastafarian movement is, in fact, sarcastic.
  
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athiest-infedel
Posted on November 30, 2012 at 5:34pm
Athiests belive the bible is a fairy tale like mother goose but with more justified death, murder and rape.

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- Guitarcarl
  Posted on November 30, 2012 at 5:49pm
  No one even holds a candle to atheist for rape and murder. You guys kill and rape by millions to one over the religious.
  
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- athiest-infedel
  Posted on November 30, 2012 at 6:03pm
  guitarcarl you missed the point, I said justified rape and murder, by god, which you know you can’t deny, and your statement may only be true because you mean comunists which had modern weapons.
  
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- Guitarcarl
  Posted on November 30, 2012 at 6:25pm
  I’m not sure where the Bible justified rape ever, murder is a bit of a stretch as well but you could make that argument, the Hebrews were pretty nasty about getting people out of the promised land, I’ll give you that. Still, from Hitler to Mao and beyond the atheist left has taken murder to unprecedented levels. Lets not forget about all those little babies being sucked into sinks all over the world these days. Religious people are not pushing that mayhem, that’s another blood sacrament of the atheist left. Plus, I don’t confuse gold with god, wars where the excuse was god but were and are really about land and money clearly, should not be laid at religions feet, at least I won’t. No, in fact in the whole scheme of things men don’t need much help from god to kill and rape.
  
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- Dave
  Posted on November 30, 2012 at 6:42pm
  a man can use anything to justify evil if he wishes it. i bet you could stretch quotes from Gandhi to justify rape and murder.
  
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- Guitarcarl
  Posted on November 30, 2012 at 8:31pm
  Dave, good point, I’m sure many atheist have!
  
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- tommy.tommy
  Posted on November 30, 2012 at 11:06pm
  atheist, I seen your kind killing people alot. Like sentors, “which I don’t care about senators”, schools, Churches, colleges, movie theaters, and so on. It seem your kind has alot of mental problems or they have mental retardation. Don’t they have mental disorders clinics for your kind? So, they stop killing people. lol
  
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- Pontiaku
  Posted on December 1, 2012 at 11:30am
  Mao rejected Confucianism which contained a golden rule that proceeded Christ by 500 years.
  Hitler was raised a Roman Catholic and made many mentions of a “creator” in Mein Kampf and wrapped Nazism in mysticism. Hardly atheistic.
  Stalin killed because he was a communist psychopath. If atheism was the root cause then why is there a greater ratios of Christians and theist in US prisons than there are atheist?
  
  http://i50.tinypic.com/2q8vlzc.jpg
  
  “Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.” –Steven Weinberg
  
  If anything leads to the murder of others it is a strong “belief” in something ridiculous like as god, politics, or relationships. I know of no one that was killed in the name of atheism…Plenty killed in the name of various gods however.
  
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- Guitarcarl
  Posted on December 2, 2012 at 11:21pm
  Pontiaku Here are a few of Hitlers own words on religion:
  All of these are quotes from Adolf Hitler:
  
  “National Socialism and religion cannot exist together…. The heaviest blow that ever struck humanity was the coming of Christianity. Bolshevism is Christianity’s illegitimate child. Both are inventions of the Jew. The deliberate lie in the matter of religion was introduced into the world by Christianity…. Let it not be said that Christianity brought man the life of the soul, for that evolution was in the natural order of things.
  
  Christianity is a rebellion against natural law, a protest against nature. Taken to its logical extreme, Christianity would mean the systematic cultivation of the human failure.
  
  The best thing is to let Christianity die a natural death…. When understanding of the universe has become widespread… Christian doctrine will be convicted of absurdity…. Christianity has reached the peak of absurdity…. And that’s why someday its structure will collapse…. …the only way to get rid of Christianity is to allow it to die little by little…. Christianity the liar…. We’ll see to it that the Churches cannot spread abroad teachings in conflict with the interests of the State.”
  
  Sounds a lot like what you were saying if you ask me.
  
  I never said people killed in the name of atheism just said atheist kill and rape better than anyone. Prisons are a lot like foxholes everybody eventually believes in God that proves nothing.
  
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- Guitarcarl
  Posted on December 2, 2012 at 11:33pm
  The fact that people kill in the name of God doesn’t mean there is no God nor does it mean that believing in God makes people kill. Both are logical fallacies. True, people do bad things in the name of religion but they also do good things. Again, I refer you to the tremendous number of atheist hospitals orphanages, homeless shelters and charities renown the world over for their amazing charitable contributions to humanity! What a minute scratch that there aren’t any.
  
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Remember_Benghazi
Posted on November 30, 2012 at 5:21pm
War on religion! War on religion! The Obama administration has gone too far this time. The explicit denial of the Lord Creator, His Noodletude, is a grave sin. The Flying Spaghetti Monster with his Noodley Appendage will not be mocked by worshipers of false gods and false religion. It is commanded that you shall have no gods other than His Noodletude. Accept the FSM as your savior and know His love. May He bless you with parmesan and marinara.

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athiest-infedel
Posted on November 30, 2012 at 5:19pm
Flying Spaghetti Monster is an insult to christians, anti-thiests roll like that. (now i’m kicked out of the club)

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- athiest-infedel
  Posted on November 30, 2012 at 5:41pm
  We get these people, you christians get pat robertson, see kooks are everywhere.
  And I put a Christmas Tree…hows that…my hipocrisy has no bounds.
  
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- DeavonReye
  Posted on December 3, 2012 at 10:01am
  Well said. That’s how I see it.
  
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dissentnow
Posted on November 30, 2012 at 5:07pm
“It is easier for lasagna to pass through the holes of a colander than it is for a rich person to enter Paradise”
~Ishmali Camuwundra

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rickc34
Posted on November 30, 2012 at 4:58pm
She must be smoking some of Obama’s stash. So her god is noodle roni. Pray for the Atheist show them some love.

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- athiest-infedel
  Posted on November 30, 2012 at 6:07pm
  No prayers, just some garlic bread please.
  
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GuruMeditation
Posted on November 30, 2012 at 4:44pm
Out there.

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The Third Archon
Posted on November 30, 2012 at 4:44pm
“…with commissioners listening to her religious ramblings”
“…One of the officials was unmoved, noting that if people want pasta displays, they should erect them on their private property.”
“…the commissioners decided to stick by their 2010 ruling that private groups do not have the right to add religious displays to the courthouse…” unless of course they are one of the following, apparently, “…the Jewish menorah, the Christian nativity…” Tell me, what’s the words before “menorah” and “nativity”? Oh–JEWISH and CHRISTIAN? Well those aren’t affiliated with particular religions…

The irony is SO delicious.

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IMCHRISTIAN
Posted on November 30, 2012 at 4:35pm
It seems to me that the atheists are just trying to make a farce out of the Christmas season. We Christians are celebrating the birth of Jesus only at this time of the year. (note the first 6 letters in Christmas and Christians). They could have used any time of the year for their meetings. God will not be mocked. God Bless America.

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- The Third Archon
  Posted on November 30, 2012 at 4:45pm
  “It seems to me that the atheists are just trying to make a farce out of the Christmas season.”
  LOL–no, the absurd **** theists believe does that on its own.
  
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- Anonymous T. Irrelevant
  Posted on November 30, 2012 at 5:01pm
  No, they just like to go out of their way to make ridiculous points, because they believe themselves to be superior than evryone else, but only end up making an ass out themselves.
  And THAT, she did quite well.
  
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- AndYetItMoves
  Posted on November 30, 2012 at 5:58pm
  You do realize… I mean you must realize that Jesus was not born in December, right? What Christians celebrate this time of year is a pagan holiday revolving around the winter solstice. Please tell me you knew this.
  
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- Pnis
  Posted on December 1, 2012 at 11:12am
  Maybe Christians should just celebrate on private property and then nobody would care.
  
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UNALIEN
Posted on November 30, 2012 at 4:34pm
so a pastafarian and hamasphrodite walk into a bar…

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ResistSocialism
Posted on November 30, 2012 at 4:31pm
Whatever floats your boat

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- Eastinfection
  Posted on November 30, 2012 at 4:54pm
  i do kind of like the “googly eyes” on the tree… and so would Christopher Walkin!
  
  http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/digital-shorts/video/googly-eyes-gardener/1119102/
  
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Eastinfection
Posted on November 30, 2012 at 4:31pm
Wierd Al…… Lasagna!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbkS6Mrrk8w

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Maximus_Delta
Posted on November 30, 2012 at 4:29pm
Imbeciles everywhere….

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- The Third Archon
  Posted on November 30, 2012 at 4:52pm
  Yeah, I know! They get on our County Commissions, and then make special pleading and exceptions for the particular nonsense THEY happen to prefer, as if somehow by being older and more popular they are more veracious or less absurd.
  
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- Eastinfection
  Posted on November 30, 2012 at 5:17pm
  Third……
  
  “Christmas” is a Federal Holiday. get it?
  
  FEDERAL HOLIDAY.
  
  Try to change that if you want… in the mean time it’s the law of the land.
  
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HelloWorld
Posted on November 30, 2012 at 4:28pm
What a silly person.

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MrButcher
Posted on November 30, 2012 at 4:26pm
Our culture is full of vindictive ignoramuses.

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- AndYetItMoves
  Posted on November 30, 2012 at 5:59pm
  You mean our 80% christian majority? No kidding.
  
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- TIME_THE_AVENGER
  Posted on December 1, 2012 at 3:59am
  Watch we don’t turn the other cheek in your direction, bubba. It might hurt.
  
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JACKTHETOAD
Posted on November 30, 2012 at 4:22pm
I love it! Mutations everywhere unite! …and leave a trail of blown minds behind us.

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