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Here Are 12 of the Most Interesting Petitions on the White House Website

As a citizen of the United States, under the Constitution it is your First Amendment right to petition the government. The Obama administration has made this easy with a web tool — We the People — that helps you generate your cause for a “redress of grievances.”

There are a couple signature thresholds that must be passed before the White House actually takes the time to pay attention to them. The first threshold, which will get the petition searchable on the website, is 150 signatures within 30 days. The second threshold, which will require an official response, is 25,000 signatures within 30 days.

In making petitioning the White House easier, the administration also opened up the door for a variety of, shall we just call them, interesting petitions — some more so than others. They present a snapshot look into to what is important to Americans at the time, or at least what some people are willing to take the time to petition.

We’ve pulled out a few with excerpts ranging from the good, the bad an the just plain crazy:

  • Death Star creation: ”[...] begin construction on a Death Star by 2016. By focusing our defense resources into a space-superiority platform and weapon system such as a Death Star, the government can spur job creation in the fields of construction, engineering, space exploration, and more, and strengthen our national defense.
    Signatures:  1,600 signatures.
We the People Allows People to Petition the Government But Turns Up Interesting Requests

Death Star under construction. (Image: Wikimedia)

  • Label the Tea Party a hate group: “Legally recognize the tea party as a hate group and have them all removed from office and charged with treason against The United States Of America.”
    Signatures: 1,370.
We the People Allows People to Petition the Government But Turns Up Interesting Requests

Tea Party supporters Sandra Stuart (R) praises the Lord as she watches a video relay of a prayer event before the start of the Tea Party Unity Rally at The River at Tampa Bay Church in Tampa, Florida, on August 26, 2012 ahead of the Republican National Convention. (Photo: Robyn Beck/AFP/Getty Images)

  • Repeal the tan tax: “Please remove the 10% tan tax placed on tanning salons to pay for healthcare reform. This tax was removed from botox and plastic surgery and borders on being racist and sexist.”
    Signatures: 366
We the People Allows People to Petition the Government But Turns Up Interesting Requests

Joe Bongioni works on his tan in a tanning booth in New York in March 2010. A 10 percent sales tax on indoor tanning, which takes effect this year, is helping to pay for the health care overhaul. (Photo: AP/Seth Wenig)

  • Redistribute funds to develop ‘Cat Girls’: “The money being used to fight the drug war is effectively pointless. We could be using this money to fund other much more important things such as the genetic engineering of cat girls for domestic use. The government could then sell these genetic household workers to boost the economy and try to further decrease the national debt.”
    Signatures: 843
We the People Allows People to Petition the Government But Turns Up Interesting Requests

(Image: Wikimedia)

  • Require all states to allow concealed carry permits: “The current administration needs to pass a federal law requiring ALL states to allow law abiding citizens to obtain a concealed carry permit for self defense. All states need to be “shall issue” states, meaning that if the person applying for a concealed carry permit has passed a background check, that person WILL receive a permit from that state.”
    Signatures: 2,742
We the People Allows People to Petition the Government But Turns Up Interesting Requests

This 2005 photo provided by Michele Bachmann shows then-state Sen. Michele Bachmann as she poses with her state permit to carry a concealed weapon nestled in a folded U.S. flag at her office in the Minnesota Capitol in St. Paul. (Photo: AP/Via Sen. Michele Bachmann)

  • Restore light bulb freedom of choice: “The federal government is phasing out incandescent lightbulbs by law and the last incandescent lightbulb factory in America has closed. This is not the role of the government. [...] The free market should decide which lightbulbs succeed, not the government.”
    Signatures: 1,361
We the People Allows People to Petition the Government But Turns Up Interesting Requests

(Image: Wikimedia)

  • Finance gender reassignment surgery: “As Americans, we deserve the same equality as those who have coverage for depression, various surgeries, and other medical expenses. What we are asking is both a emotional AND physical pain that we are forced to live with everyday of our lives due to cost. We need financial coverage and some help to get to the place that as Americans, every citizen deserves to be.”
    Signatures: 8,717
We the People Allows People to Petition the Government But Turns Up Interesting Requests

Rachel Sorrow, at left, a transgender woman, attends a therapy session with Dr. Dan Karasic, a psychiatrist with the Center of Excellence for Transgender Health, at San Francisco General Hospital. (Photo: AP/Marcio Jose Sanchez)

We the People Allows People to Petition the Government But Turns Up Interesting Requests

Matthew Schoech of Michigan holds a sign that reads ‘End the Fed’ before ths start of the Republican National Convention at the Tampa Bay Times Forum on August 27, 2012. (Image: Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)

  • Require Obama to present birth and university records: “We have all seen the document produced by The White House which has been declared suspect by Sheriff Joe Arpaio, but The People request that Barack Obama authorize the State of Hawaii to release all related information concerning his birth in the State. We also request that Barack Obama authorize Occidental College and Harvard University release all records they hold in connection with The President.”
    Signatures: 11,238
We the People Allows People to Petition the Government But Turns Up Interesting Requests

An example of what Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s volunteer cold case posse claim are inconsistencies in President Barack Obama’s long-form birth certificate is presented during a news conference Thursday, March 1, 2012. (Photo: AP/The Arizona Republic, Charlie Leight)

  • Require a voter ID: “We, the undersigned do petition to have implemented into Federal Law, that all voters that participate in elections in which public officials are elected in any state or territory of the United States of America, shall present a valid government issued photo identification card to receive and submit their ballot.”
    Signatures: 8,481
We the People Allows People to Petition the Government But Turns Up Interesting Requests

A voter shows his driver’s license at a Madison, Miss. , precinct, Tuesday, Nov. 6. (Photo: AP/Rogelio V. Solis)

  • Recognize the Westboro Baptist Church as a hate group: “These people are responsible for hatred and harassment aimed at countless groups of people to include Military, Gays, Christians, Jews, Muslims, and America (where they live) as a whole. They picket Military funerals with complete disregard for feelings or respect to the friends, family, and people that care.”
    Signatures: 17,560
We the People Allows People to Petition the Government But Turns Up Interesting Requests

Here the church was demonstrating against what it claims is a “pervert-run” school and said teachers across the country have “broken the moral compass of this generation.” (Photo: NICHOLAS KAMM/AFP/Getty Images)

If you’re interested in learning more about filling a petition with the White House, check out the website and watch this tutorial:

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Comments (67)

  • FoolishReporter
    Posted on December 5, 2012 at 2:22pm

    Here’s one you missed : Petition to have Anonymous labeled as domestic terror organization : https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/declare-anonymous-domestic-terrorist-organization/YGfsXJ0j?utm_source=wh.gov&utm_medium=shorturl&utm_campaign=shorturl

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  • fgarvin
    Posted on December 5, 2012 at 1:13pm

    OMG – to the “IT” lobby of people that want to be A-sexual, you have got to get another spokesperson. I propose a petition, extremely ugly people should be banned from having their picture taken. Whatever you are, you should sue your doctors!!!!! They F’d you up!!!!!!

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  • LasVegasRon
    Posted on December 5, 2012 at 12:39pm

    You’re either an idiot or a troll.

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  • OniKaze
    Posted on December 5, 2012 at 10:29am

    Okay, some of these things I would like to see….

    1. “Death Star”… While I don’t think this will be any kind of reality any time soon, I would like to see it (but I am sure I will be dead long before that happens).

    2. “Cat Girls” – While I can say I have watched some Japanese anime in the past (so I know where this comes from), I can’t say the idea in reality would be that appealing.. for two reasons…

    a.) I don’t think the genetics of feline’s and humans would be compatible enough for this to even be possible, and if it did, I have a feeling there would be excessive body **** (typically not shown on Japanese Cat-girls) or other issues that could be “un-seen”.. Ever seen a female cat in heat??? Imagine that level of obnoxiousness coming from a human sized creature? And with the human instability that some women have, IF you ignore them, they will HURT you… Ever been attacked by a cat?? Now Imagine if that cat were 5′ or 6′ and roughly 120 lbs WITH CLAWS……. That could be scary….

    b.) Cats are fickle animals, and women are as well… So it may be possible to have that fickleness double… Would that be good for anyone??

    While it might be cute in anime, I have my doubts that would translate into reality…. Plus, it does seem like people would want them for slaves (sexual or otherwise) and I don’t think that’s good at all….

    3. Obama’s Info – THAT would be nice to see… But that will never happen…

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    • red1
      Posted on December 5, 2012 at 12:46pm

      Okay, I really enjoyed the way you took those things seriously :)

      Also, Cat Girls would rock!

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    • OniKaze
      Posted on December 5, 2012 at 4:29pm

      I like to take absurd thoughts of others and try to think of them in a “realistic” way…. It took me all of about 1 minute to have a “wait one minute there…” moment that had those thoughts pop up…

      Its not that I take them seriously (as I am a realist) but I do like to apply some logic to the illogical and see where it leads… Typically, it leads to hilarity…

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  • Scott15sb
    Posted on December 5, 2012 at 9:00am

    Just to see the reaction-The White House said they would respond to those with 25,000 signatures.
    For the good on the economy and the nation as a whole. Ask for Joe Biden to resign and then have the President select Mitt Romney to replace him. After this is complete ask for the President to then resign. This could all be done in one petition. I don’t think their would be a response, but it might be fun it there was one.

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  • Landon410
    Posted on December 5, 2012 at 8:22am

    ah… yes! death star construction, why didn’t I think of that?

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  • rabblechat
    Posted on December 5, 2012 at 8:12am

    Having the ability to easily create a petition is a great Idea; its a shame people are abusing this tool with frivolous petitions.

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  • Metallicat
    Posted on December 5, 2012 at 6:35am

    I would bet that the idea for catgirl sex slaves comes from progressive democrat obama supporters. The same group who demand social justice from the white man because one of their unnamed,unknown ancestors may have been a slave sold on the slave market hundreds of years ago. It was probably brainstormed on a college campus similar to the one that produced Obama,where they practice hypocrisy on a daily basis and live by “do as I say,not as I do”.

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    • The_Veteran
      Posted on December 5, 2012 at 6:49am

      No, actually it comes from Japanese anime, just as the picture shows. Lighten up a bit, geezzz.

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    • Metallicat
      Posted on December 5, 2012 at 8:59am

      It was forwarded to the Whitehouse by dorks who are aroused by cartoon bestiality,likely found on college campuses,which makes them more than likely Obama supporters. either way they are perverts who would have a creature created in a lab,and enslave it to satisfy their sexual urges.
      Yeah,I’m the one with issues that needs to lighten up.

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  • 1776freedomofspeech
    Posted on December 5, 2012 at 4:49am

    Birth certificate looks phony.

    Why won’t he release his college records?

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    • carnivour
      Posted on December 5, 2012 at 6:47am

      Watch Dreams of my Real Father on Netfix.

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    • The_Veteran
      Posted on December 5, 2012 at 6:51am

      This question has been asked since his inauguration. He hasn’t answered it then and he’s not going to answer it now. The real question should be why hasn’t anyone done anything about it?

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    • loriann12
      Posted on December 5, 2012 at 7:31am

      His college records could show that he’s not the super intelligent person he claims to be, because he was allowed into college under affirmative action, being the best qualified BLACK applicant at the time. Or it could show that he didn’t actually attend classes, preferring to sit around with the Marxist professors and absorb their unofficial knowledge and plot the destruction of America. That’s the legacy he wants to leave, to be the one who took down a supper power.

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    • TEXASGRANNY73
      Posted on December 5, 2012 at 9:50am

      @cknapp So…keeping affairs in order allows one to decide who is going to RULE over us? Who decides whose affairs are in order? How about just keeping to the Constitution?

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  • cknapp
    Posted on December 5, 2012 at 4:33am

    How about a petition to prevent “Wards of the State” (able-bodied 18-65 year old’s) who receive ANY form of Federal Government (tax payer) assistance within 12 months of ANY Federal Elction or pay no net Federal Income Tax within 12 months of ANY Federal Election, the opportunity to vote in those Federal Elections.

    If able-bodied, working age adults in America cannot figure out how to take advantage of the educational opportunities afforded to them to learn a new, marketable job skill, or relocate to an area that needs their job skill, and still require assistance from Tax Payers, they are not qualified to vote. First, they have a conflict of interest, being able to vote for those who promise them more “free stuff”, and secondly, since they cannot or will not provide for themselves, they are not qualified to tell those who have their affairs and life in order who will rule over us.

    Craig Knapp
    Age 51

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    • ArgumentumAdAbsurdum
      Posted on December 5, 2012 at 5:19am

      Do you own your house sir? Still have a mortgage? Well then you sir recieved a a government entitlement on your taxes, your vote has been rendered null and void.

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    • Balzy
      Posted on December 5, 2012 at 6:31am

      @ArgumentumAdAbsurdum

      wow the government sure did that, you are falling right for their trap. They didn’t make that money! lol but they sure want us to think they did, i mean they got you right? that guy doesn’t NEED the government, there’s just no way around not accepting their “entitlements” in some areas. We’ve been doing our job this whole time and they just keep asking for more and more and more… thanks barry for holding barely ANY of your promises, if any at all. and thank you for generously WASTING all of that money whilst printing even more. gosh, i just don’t know why anyone would call that man incompetent. Our government wants all this money just so they can make more stupid decisions to reshape our society into whatever pipedream obama came up with at college… WTF

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    • jalice
      Posted on December 6, 2012 at 12:56am

      hey i’m getting a little tired of all this spewing about those of us who need help right now. i was in chemo for three years and it damaged me to the extent i could not work. meanwhile i have been doing all i can to recover and move on. my desire is to regain most of what i lost- that is not easy since some of it is my hearing! the aids i need are $6K.
      i got the cheap gov -issued ones and they are not effective for me to return to the kind of work i did, meanwhile i clean houses, pray and hope. but guess what? my job is being taken over by illegals!!! it was the only job i can do right now. argh, and so i am pushing to find any kind of work, while my ears buzz and hum and i teeter on the cliff.
      yes, i got help from the gov, it was money i paid in in taxes; not sure that makes me some kind of waste. and i am very conservative. i voted for whom i thought might save our country. (i always vote for the loser!!!)
      so please lighten up on those of us who “don’t pay taxes”
      mostly it’s the retired, poor or ill in my world.
      but then again, i live in the real country where everyone does their share- even if it’s just moral support team.
      just sayin’

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  • Brittany-Imbriaarts
    Posted on December 5, 2012 at 1:25am

    sigh I agree with some of these but most including the one that personally effects me as a Transgender person should not be taken seriously. Concealed Carry, Light Bulb and labeling Westboro Baptist as a Hate Group (mainly with their actions to our dead soldiers as I can stand up for myself but a solder who died can not for themselves) are the ones I agree with though I do think if we built the death star it would provide jobs and it would get the idea of future invaders to halt in their plans.

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    • Diane TX
      Posted on December 5, 2012 at 1:55am

      Yikes, “Brittany”. Go away! We need less crazies instead of more like you. You have a mental problem, not a problem of being born the “wrong” gender. A bunch of other crazies probably told you that “somehow” you were born the “wrong” gender.

      No you weren’t, you’re just mentally ill. Now that you have cut off your male bits, it still won’t make you a female. You’re still a male who has multilated reproductive organs. You’re a joke, just as “Chaz” Bono is. Although she was born a female, neither one of you can reproduce.

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    • SacredHonor1776
      Posted on December 5, 2012 at 4:06am

      Who defines what is a government defined “hate group”? What does it have to do with free speech?

      KKK is filled with hate, but they can legally spout whatever they want. As long as they don’t turn to violence or commit vandalism. The first ammendment protects that.

      Remember if the government goes about defining groups as hate groups and begins arresting based on that, then it can it can start defining any group that disagrees with others. Islam as it has done in other countries can make it a hate crime to criticize the negative aspects of their beliefs. In turn more than likely they get away with their own “hate”. Violations of PC laws also in turn become “hate crimes” to people in power. Thus such laws are used to eliminate free speech.

      Also contrary to old platitude; “you can’t legally yell fire in a theater”. Yes you can, you just might get into trouble for any injuries you cause if people begin trampling each other or tear uP the place trying to get out… Of course someone yelling fire if the movie is showing a fire is rude, but it would be a reasonable outburst of shock of events on screen.

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    • 1776freedomofspeech
      Posted on December 5, 2012 at 4:59am

      Free cellphones, free mortgage (or rent), free food, free internet (and porn at the some public libraries), free health care and more if you qualify.

      The USA, land of the free (ride ?).

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    • Balzy
      Posted on December 5, 2012 at 5:01am

      Jeez… would you calm down diane?? cool story, but do you know the real one? atleast this person is forthcoming about it, he or she didn’t try to pass as either gender. honestly idk what God’s plan is for you Brit, your choices are between you and him.You could have a nobler path than most of us, one that transcends gender and is about true love that has nothing to do with sex. who knows? I mean tons of people love their cats, that doesn’t mean they have to (you know) their cat. btw i agree that some of these should NOT be taken seriously. If you want your gender changed, take up the responsibility for that choice. We can’t keep paying for crap like this. It is not the governments job to enforce a certain group’s pursuit of happiness, They are only supposed to protect all of our people’s freedom to the PURSUIT…

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    • carnivour
      Posted on December 5, 2012 at 7:10am

      Now, now, Diane, don’t be mean. Brittany makes good valid points and brings humour with her post. It’s OK not to agree with people and their choices in life, but no need to label them (insane), exclude them or be mean. Her post is as sane as any other. A lot of people here, and anywhere else on the Internet, set a bad example, but please treat others with the respect you would like to be treated with. No one wants to be transgender, just like no one wants to have no feet. If you learn not to hate, you’ll be happier in your own life. OK, you can hate Obomunism ;)

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    • vaman
      Posted on December 5, 2012 at 8:49am

      Diane, she is just fixing gods mistake. So don’t get angry. How un-christian of you.

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    • booger71
      Posted on December 5, 2012 at 9:20am

      Brittany, explain to me why you think it is my responsibility to pay for your transgender operations?

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    • SacredHonor1776
      Posted on December 5, 2012 at 9:23am

      Now, now most Christians believe God doesn’t make mistakes… They believe mistakes are introduced by Sin and Satan.

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    • Brittany-Imbriaarts
      Posted on December 5, 2012 at 10:21am

      I will ignore Diane’s personal opinions of my mental health just simply say to her Diane you shouldn’t worry about who I think I am but who you think you are.

      Booger:

      I am against transpeople having the government pay for transitioning. I made a promise when I came out to my family and myself I would not seek financial help on doing this, its something I am doing for myself and I really don’t think the government should pay for that in any case. Be it for transitioning or other medical conditions. This isn’t a new point I have said this time and time this issue is brought up on this site. I think some of you missed the point I listed at the end of my post the issues I was in agreement. I wasn’t in agreement with Trans-people getting surgery on the tax payers dime. That’s why I stated “I agree with some of these but most including the one that personally effects me as a Transgender person should not be taken seriously” I merely was stating a view point here and yes place some humor in it. I personally try to work a part time job, freelance as a artist and am working on works of my own to bring in money to pay my own way as I expect of 99% of adults in this country. Not everything in my life is within reach but I must make decisions my life and money on what is important to me as a person. Sadly this country is proving the idea of hard work is a need to earn ones rewards is dying with the concepts of entitled people today.

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    • Walkabout
      Posted on December 5, 2012 at 12:03pm

      Rachel Sorrow looks like the people trying to extend their life using the service of the mad vivisectionist doctor from the film “escape from LA.”

      Rachel Sorrow’s facial features & the rest of her skeleton were shaped by androgen since shortly after conception. Sculpting by a surgeon is not going to change that.

      I really would like to see psychological studies done where they were some electrodes & their true thoughts are read,instead of what they relay to psycho therapists.

      My thoughts are that had a tough childhood & have feeling of inadequacy or were confused. Show me a group of people or animals & I will show you the runt of the litter. And yes people & animals are mean. They do so to obtain resources, mates & because it establishing a pecking order is hardwired or a cerebral or computer network reasons that is what must be done. I see trannies more as the losers in the pecking order of society than anything else. The egos were squashed. We should be better than that with civilized society &/or religion, but obviously not enough us are.

      You can’t convince me other wise. I have been to a gay blog & they are convinced that there is a gay gene(s) or if not the cause is epigenetic. Well no genes have been found. these same group,, blogger & posters, are absolutely mystified about how trannies come about. They are not suggesting there is a biological cause. Where are the GENES?

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  • cknapp
    Posted on December 5, 2012 at 12:44am

    Interesting that the “transgender” petiton has so many signautres.

    Not sure how we would ever get a Constitutional Amdendment initiated, it seems difficult just to get 25,000 signatures for a petition, a seemingly simple task, to get attention on an issue, let alone getting petitions signed in all 50 States to get a 3rd party candidate.

    I created a petiion but after a few of my friends and family signed it, I learned they had to “register” to sign the petition. I suspect many people are averse to “registering” with the White House…but if we are posting here at The Blaze we know we are probably alredy on a “watch list”.

    to prevent “Wards of the State” (able-bodied 18-65 year olds) who receive ANY Government Assistance or pay no net Income Tax (refund cannot be larger than they paid in) within 12 months of an election, from voting. The idea being that if you cannot provide for yourself and your family, and you are receiving Government Assistance, there is a conflict of interest (being able to vote for the candidate willing to give you more “free stuff), thus should not be voting. Petition at:
    https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/prevent-wards-state-able-bodied-18-65-year-olds-who-receive-govt-assist-or-pay-no-taxes/d2WxNXZg

    Craig Knapp
    Age 51

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  • Societal Misfit
    Posted on December 5, 2012 at 12:34am

    If 1000 signatures are reached, according to this administration and the idiots that voted O in for a second term thing that it is 100% of the voting public, I mean really polls don’t lie and everyone knows that they can’t put anything out on the internet that is not true! ;?) LOL

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  • Silversmith
    Posted on December 5, 2012 at 12:18am

    It must be a sign of the times that a site that contains what is in essence social graffiti is a story here. The odd thing about graffiti, of course is that it contains immense truth and childish gibberish.

    I believe this site was conceived to mix immense truth with childish gibberish to reduce the validity of uncomfortable requests for this administration, in effect, lessening the validity of serious demands.

    There is only so long this will continue.

    Silversmith

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    • M13
      Posted on December 5, 2012 at 8:26am

      Please stop with your childish gibberish silversmith.

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    • Silversmith
      Posted on December 5, 2012 at 12:52pm

      Such an admonition! Who cr@pped in your cornflakes?

      Silversmith

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    • Silversmith
      Posted on December 5, 2012 at 12:57pm

      Ahhh, wait, perhaps I see the problem. Did you think I was referring to the Blaze? On rereading my post I can see why you might see it that way — my bad M13 – The site I was referring to was the petition site. The Blaze rocks.

      Silversmith

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  • The-Monk
    Posted on December 5, 2012 at 12:01am

    Conceal carry for all States sounds good. : )

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    • macpappy
      Posted on December 5, 2012 at 2:06am

      Hell, I conceal and carry in what ever state I’m in anyway. Of course I have to keep a lawyer on retainer….just in case.

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  • SCREW-WINDOWS
    Posted on December 5, 2012 at 12:00am

    How about a petition to remove or enforce laws that are on the books and stop bending the rules by ignoring the decay of our society.

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    • savagenatn
      Posted on December 5, 2012 at 4:05am

      how about a petition to remove the idiot occupier of the white house immediately

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  • The-Monk
    Posted on December 4, 2012 at 11:55pm

    “Repeal the tan tax: “Please remove the 10% tan tax placed on tanning salons to pay for healthcare reform.

    The “whites only” tax I see…..

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    • SCREW-WINDOWS
      Posted on December 5, 2012 at 12:03am

      They may be afraid the overly tanned whites might take advantage of black only programs.

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    • Diane TX
      Posted on December 5, 2012 at 12:15am

      Hi Monk,

      I’m supposed to be a White person – 50% French, 50% Slavic. However, I tan very easily, and have actually been mistaken for a Black person a couple of times. I also have very full lips, and wiry dark ****. Twenty minutes in the Sun, and I’m done.

      As a teenager, some Black teenage girls asked me why i was walking with that “White girl”. That girl happened to be my sister, a blue eyed blonde.

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    • The-Monk
      Posted on December 5, 2012 at 12:22am

      Hi Diane TX,

      Thanks. Here in Florida we have a bunch of those tanning companies around.

      I was just thinking what the liberals would be saying if a tax for something only black people used was issued?

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    • Diane TX
      Posted on December 5, 2012 at 12:38am

      Obviously, I have no need for a tanning salon. I tan for free, and the tax doesn’t affect me. I also have very youthful skin for my age – thanks to my genes.

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  • Diane TX
    Posted on December 4, 2012 at 11:48pm

    I’d like to petition that all potential voters have an IQ of 100 to vote. 100 is the average of all human beings. I’d give leeway for IQ’s between 86 and 100, but a person with an IQ of 85 is basically stupid, yet basically functional. They do well at repetitive jobs, such as factory assembly jobs. The are capable of keeping theirselves and living spaces, sanitary.

    However, the re-election of Barack Obama proved that too many stupid people voted. Now, all of us with average and above intelligence are “stuck” with a president that only someone stupid would have wanted.

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    • 1snake1
      Posted on December 5, 2012 at 12:07am

      You do realize that people working in universities, who on average are probably much MUCH smarter than you, gave overwhelmingly to Obama, right blazebot?

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    • TeenLaQueefa
      Posted on December 5, 2012 at 1:37am

      I’m at a loss for words. So anyone that voted for the guy you didn’t want qualifies for ‘stupid’? In my time spent traveling the country I have come across plenty of individuals that identify as both republican or democrat that I could safely say don’t meet your IQ of 85 criteria. I imagine if that were actually instituted you would be losing a lot more votes than the dems.

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    • Diane TX
      Posted on December 5, 2012 at 2:55am

      @ TeenLaQueefa

      It’s very stange that you would think that a person with an IQ of 85 is qualified to vote. People with that IQ are considered to be dim-witted, and boderline retarded. They would probally vote for Obama if they thought that they would get a free phone.

      Intelligence is not race based, but gene based. If both your parents are highly intelligent, there’s a very good chance that the child born from these two parents will be born highly intelligent. There is very intellegent people born in every race on Earth. One’s skin color doesn’t indicate how intelligent a person is.

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  • grayling646
    Posted on December 4, 2012 at 11:39pm

    The transgender picture…is she as turned on as he is?

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  • rickc34
    Posted on December 4, 2012 at 11:38pm

    Death Star? I guess Obama is the evil side of the force.

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  • DesertPaine
    Posted on December 4, 2012 at 11:23pm

    How about a petition for the American people to stop groveling to govt and to start acting like the free people they once were.

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  • macpappy
    Posted on December 4, 2012 at 11:20pm

    Catgirls?? Catpeople?? What the hell?

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    • Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
      Posted on December 4, 2012 at 11:41pm

      Yes, cat-girls and cat-people, before the Blaze changed policies a few months back my screen name used to be linked to my online gallery of cat-folks. I do pastels of them and enjoy showing them off.

      In the case of the petition for the cat-girls, just shows how lunatic people can become when they want to pitch and idea to Obama.

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    • macpappy
      Posted on December 5, 2012 at 2:00am

      I have followed your post for years, Snow; and I’ve seen your gallery. The art is cool, I just don’t get it, why cats? Might not be as cute, but dog folk would be…..aw, never mind, now I remember the “Dogs playing poker painting”.

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    • SacredHonor1776
      Posted on December 5, 2012 at 4:30am

      Catgirls are traditionally a Japanese meme.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catgirl

      It apparently also has a perverted side to it as well…

      In the above petitioit’ll though very tongue in cheek, it looks like whoever set it up wants slavery again…

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  • RoguePO
    Posted on December 4, 2012 at 11:19pm

    Well I know feel like signing for a death star.

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  • Smokey_Bojangles
    Posted on December 4, 2012 at 11:12pm

    The problem with hate groups is the bigger hate group gets to label the other as a hate group.

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  • Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
    Posted on December 4, 2012 at 11:12pm

    At least most of them have some value, though the only ones Obama will probably follow through on is having the tea party declared a hate group and add them to the terrorists lists as well – assuming it has not already been done in secret.

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