MALIBU, Calif. (TheBlaze/AP) — On a private Malibu beach near the homes of celebrities like Barbra Streisand and Bob Dylan is a stinking, rotting carcass of washed up whale — and no one is quite sure what to do with it.
Los Angeles County lifeguards planned to try to pull the 40,000-pound carcass out to sea at high tide, said Cindy Reyes, executive director of the California Wildlife Center.

People look at a dead young male fin whale that washed up Monday between the Paradise Cove and Point Dume areas of Malibu, Calif. on Thursday. (Photo: AP/Nick Ut)
But fire Inspector Brian Riley said that’s unlikely to work.
“You would need a tug boat to drag it out to sea,” Riley told City News Service in a report Thursday.
“It is entrenched in the sand and impossible to tow free even at high tide,” Riley said. “Burial at low tide will be difficult as well as land removal. It’s in an area with bad access.”

The rotting carcass near celebrity homes is causing a gigantic cleanup problem as authorities try to decide who’s responsible for getting rid of it. (Photo: AP/Nick Ut)
Check out this footage of the whale carcass with sea gulls feeding on it:
The city was not sure who would do the job, spokeswoman Olivia Damavandi said.
The Los Angeles County Department of Beaches and Harbors was not responsible for disposing of the more than 40-foot body, said Carol Baker, who represents the agency.
“It’s on a private beach” controlled by homeowners down to the high tide line and the state is responsible for the tidelands, Baker said.
Something officials may or may not have considered is blowing up the whale carcass like Portland, Ore., officials did in the 1970s. A similar method was considered earlier this year for disposal of frozen cows in the mountains. Here’s the footage of the footage of the infamous whale carcass explosion from its 50th anniversary coverage:
The young male fin whale washed up Monday between Paradise Cove and Point Dume, near the homes of the rich and famous.
The whale may have been hit by a ship and had a gash to its back and a damaged spine, according to results of a necropsy conducted Tuesday by the wildlife center.

Sea birds pick at the carcass of a young male fin whale that washed up Monday between the Paradise Cove and Point Dume areas of Malibu. (Photo: AP/Nick Ut)
“It’s relatively common for it to happen. It’s really unfortunate,” Reyes told the Los Angeles Times.
Such accidents have become more common as increased numbers of migrating blue, fin and humpback whales swim to California’s shore to feast on shrimp-like krill.
Fin whales are endangered and about 2,300 live along the West Coast. They’re the second-largest species of whale after blue whales and can grow up to 85 feet, weigh up to 80 tons and live to be 90 years old.






















































































































Comments (115)
Pantloadian
Dec. 7, 2012 at 9:50amYour jealousy is palpable.
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barber2
Dec. 7, 2012 at 10:14amLoad : Huh ? Whose ? And what ?
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Eastinfection
Dec. 7, 2012 at 10:27amDamn skippy Wango!
This isn’t fair. The rich always get the good dead mammals!
“Redistribute the Whale” i always say….
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December7
Dec. 7, 2012 at 12:31pmHas anyone heard the term, “Beach Cookout?” Read fresh political commentary at: http://smallcraftadvisorychronicles.blogspot.com/
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NOTAMUSHROOM
Dec. 7, 2012 at 12:39pmI’m pretty sure that the big stink was sent to the appropriate place from up above. I can think of no one more deserving of what she passes around than Babs. I am also just as sure that the rich, Hollywood, dipwad liberal elites won’t cough up the dough to clean up their own private beach. Nooooooooooo! Must be someone else’s problem, right? Enjoy Bob and Babs!
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suttonea76
Dec. 7, 2012 at 12:42pmHoly crap! I wonder how many EPA friendly Priuses it will take to tow that off the beach.
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midcoastmainepatriot
Dec. 7, 2012 at 6:09pmMaybe the stench is coming out of Babs………
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oneshiner
Dec. 7, 2012 at 10:33pmYes, you got got that one. My thought exactly, that the stench is coming from up the hill from that cow.
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The_Jerk
Dec. 7, 2012 at 9:47amFor a moment I became excited, then I realized that it really wasn’t Chris Christie.
aproudinfidel
Dec. 7, 2012 at 12:09pmWhy don’t they haul it to bab’s house, she can make sushi out of it for her and her lib friends.
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The_Jerk
Dec. 7, 2012 at 12:18pmAproudinfidel, this is right behind Bab’s house, off of the PCH.
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The_Cabrito_Goat
Dec. 7, 2012 at 1:36pmI say, throw a vial of bacteria from a lab on it. Get some sort of ‘troph to chew away at it.
Or study it; anatomical exploration is very rare when you can literally walk inside the bloody beast.
Or incineration. Or target practice for that new “smart” sniper rifle. Combustion?
Have fun, scientists of Malibu
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cloudsofwar
Dec. 7, 2012 at 9:46ami hope the rich obama supporters that live there enjoy this stink for days to come. let it ROT. sea gulls eat at it and crap on their houses.
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obfuscatenot
Dec. 7, 2012 at 10:08amIt’s a private beach. People like Barbara Streisand OWN this beach. Why don’t they PAY for cleaning it up? With ownership comes responsibility. What do you think a million for each ton?
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jrcess
Dec. 7, 2012 at 11:51amWho cares if Streisand has a foul smell. She has been stinking up the universe long enough.
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aproudinfidel
Dec. 7, 2012 at 12:15pmFire inspector Brian Riley: “…it’s in an area with really bad access…”.Why not let the rich libturds that live there and restrict the “common people’s” access to the ocean figure out how to deal with it. It can’t smell that bad, They weren’t bothered by the rotten stench of the recent election.
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listeninginVT
Dec. 7, 2012 at 1:02pmL o l
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Tigress1
Dec. 7, 2012 at 9:44amThe crazy libs in CA absolutely hate this because they can’t control it. They are such environmental wackos out there, why don’t they just let nature take it’s course?
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PlowMan
Dec. 7, 2012 at 10:00amI was thinking the same thing. I don’t know how long it will take but on land a dead deer doesn’t take but a couple weeks to be taken care of by natures janitors. Let it go, let it go.
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G-WHIZ
Dec. 7, 2012 at 12:31pmRope-it and drag/float it out to sea and the natral sea-scavengers will have it gone ina few.
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Mudd
Dec. 7, 2012 at 12:32pmThat’s right, that whale carcass is playing an important part in the cycle of life. Sure everyone loves to watch them frolick at sea but as soon as they wash up on shore and start to putrify no one wants anything to do with them. Oh well, life’s a beach.
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OldSurfRat
Dec. 7, 2012 at 9:42amUnion built whale?
That would explain why it died and why it stinks like $h1t
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Gary_K
Dec. 7, 2012 at 9:41amThe whale propably smells better than babs.
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charles116
Dec. 7, 2012 at 11:57amBabs Bush?
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G-WHIZ
Dec. 7, 2012 at 12:29pmBabs Strie-sand.
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Eastinfection
Dec. 8, 2012 at 8:25amGood point CHARLES- it may indeed be coming from her bush.
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politicianssuck
Dec. 7, 2012 at 9:40amNot sure what to do with it? How about let nature take care of it? Why do you think we have flies, birds, roaches, termites, ants and the likes? Because they consume the trash!
To hell with the elitist. They can go to another beach until the smell is gone.
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countryfirst
Dec. 7, 2012 at 9:32amPerfect picture showing the American tax payer (Whale ) being consumed by the 47% (seagulls), Finding Nemo had it best when the seagulls are all squawking “MINE MINE”
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Jenny Lind
Dec. 7, 2012 at 12:53pmToo true! LOl
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Ghandi was a Republican
Dec. 7, 2012 at 9:32amPestilence.. Has obama or any of his minions been near?
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OldSurfRat
Dec. 7, 2012 at 9:32amWhat??
When did Al Gore die??
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Tigress1
Dec. 7, 2012 at 9:47amThe smell must be a little INCONVENIENT!
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DZ-015
Dec. 7, 2012 at 9:56amSurfrat: There is that lag period when The Blaze collects new comments to post. I’d call it a tie.
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OldSurfRat
Dec. 7, 2012 at 10:20amDZ
No you own this one.
I just need to type faster on the next one. LOL
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DZ-015
Dec. 7, 2012 at 9:30amDid Al Gore just kick the bucket in California?
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OldSurfRat
Dec. 7, 2012 at 9:36amLOL DZ
We were thinkig the same thing. You beat me by 2 minutes.
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Zipit
Dec. 7, 2012 at 9:28amDYNO-MITE!!!!! Tht’s the ticket!
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=8Vmnq5dBF7Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D8Vmnq5dBF7Y
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Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Dec. 7, 2012 at 9:32amToo bad its not a regular fish – stir fry.
Besides in England a few years back they tried the dynamite option – messy, very messy.
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Exidor
Dec. 7, 2012 at 9:57amYeah, don’t they usually blow them up?
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BehindTheMouth
Dec. 7, 2012 at 9:24amStupid liberal celebrities deserve this. This story make me feel good. Let them pay to move it.
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RIGS
Dec. 7, 2012 at 9:07amTo bad i thought is was M.MOORE!!!! The smell should’nt bother the LIBERALS now they know how they smell to normal people.
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DrFinch
Dec. 7, 2012 at 9:07amIt’s Streisand’s extra large douche bag.
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rabblechat
Dec. 7, 2012 at 9:06amAs other have said, they don’t need to do anything with it; let it rot.
One another note the article says the carcass is on a private beach. In California, from the high tide line out to the Ocean is Public. Looking at this video, most if not all of this carcass is in the tidal area.
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tajloc
Dec. 7, 2012 at 10:36amDuh…You don’ need to look at the whale to know it was in a tidal area ‘cuz how else could it get where it is. Uh lets see it was alive and after a seagull (like the catfish elsewhere) and it climbed up the beach to Bab’s house where it died.
No no no. It died at sea (Gaia killed it). And then it washed there. The next full moon it might move around a bit. Things will eat it. Still the TNT was fun.
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Jenny Lind
Dec. 7, 2012 at 9:05amDid it occur to these rich morons to call a disposal company and -gasp-pay for it thenselves?
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jackact
Dec. 7, 2012 at 9:03amIt’s California.
Only one solution: TAX the whale.
:(
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Obama Snake Oil Co
Dec. 7, 2012 at 9:13amHell, think of all the EPA violations the whale committed?….My god, Obama help us….
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1911CK
Dec. 7, 2012 at 9:20amBeat me to it. If the whale can’t pay, tax his remaining family.
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tuppergun
Dec. 7, 2012 at 9:02amBabs could have a BBQ and a beach party! If it must go let the libs that live there pay for it!
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ArmedAndReallyPissed
Dec. 7, 2012 at 9:00amCall the Staff at “Hardball” and tell them to come get Matthews off the Beach.
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term limits for congress
Dec. 7, 2012 at 8:59amCall the federal government for help and raise taxes. Duh!
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barber2
Dec. 7, 2012 at 9:22amOr form a congressional committee to investigate …at tax payers expense of course…
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Tri-ox
Dec. 7, 2012 at 8:58amWell, apparently, the sea gulls are smarter than any of these California dopes – - – the sea gulls know exactly what to do with the carcass.
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ares338
Dec. 7, 2012 at 8:58amBwaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha……,,couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of Hollywood ********. I feel sorry for the whale!
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AnotherLiberalDouche
Dec. 7, 2012 at 8:57amThe carcass needs to remain there to decompose as nature intended. To dispose of it otherwise would upset the delicate eco-balance of the area. Plus, it’s fun for the “green-celebrities” to watch nature first hand.
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barber2
Dec. 7, 2012 at 9:20amBingo ! Not as easy to ” walk the walk ” as it is for the media-crazed Greenies to ” talk the talk ! “
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Zipit
Dec. 7, 2012 at 9:25amBlow it up!!!
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DougHuffman
Dec. 7, 2012 at 8:55amLeave it. The look on Babs ‘BS’ Streisand’s face, graphic with another rotting whale article, is priceless.
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