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‘Leave This Poor Orange Man Alone’: Obama Comforts a Bullied John Boehner on SNL

Dec. 9, 2012 8:18am Madeleine Morgenstern

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Poor John Boehner. The Republicans won’t sit with him in the cafeteria and they pushed him into the women’s bathroom — without his pants.

That’s why Saturday Night Live’s President Barack Obama stood with the House speaker to announce they’d reached an agreement on the coming “fiscal cliff” — one that would include the major Obama concession of no tax increases.

“Now why would I do that?” Obama asked. “I won the election, I have the leverage, why give in? Well simply put, I felt sorry for this man. I realize how badly the Republican Party treats him when he even considers raising taxes.”

Not only did Boehner have to sit by himself in the cafeteria, the Republicans took his milk.

“They took it and threw it in the garbage. These are supposed to be his colleagues and his friends,” Obama said.

They also put a rubber snake in his desk and pushed him into the congressional women’s restroom, “naked from the waist-down.”

“They held him down and took his pants,” Obama said, leaving Boehner to desperately try to cover himself in front of his female colleagues as the Republicans held the door shut on the other side.

That’s why Obama had to take a stand to defend him, demanding, “You leave this poor orange man alone!”

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Steel
Posted on December 9, 2012 at 8:38pm
Boehner has better get a set of thicker skin. He’s going to need it. And he’d best not shed any more tears. Instead, he’d best grow a bigger set of “oysters” if he wants to survive what’s coming at him from conservatives now. The truth of the matter is, all the republicans who are getting weak-kneed will pay a heavy price for turning their backs on their principles. They will all be labeled as cowards for not living up to their promises. But..what would you expect? They’re politicians. The democrats do the same thing day after day and no one seems to notice, especially their disciples.

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- drs1969
  Posted on December 10, 2012 at 12:45am
  Gingrich folded years ago. If he’d stood up then, he’d be president by now, or next month. Boehner is even worse than Gingrich. They have already put $800 Bil., that BHO wanted, on the table! That’s the starting point, what BHO wanted to start with.
  
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demsrtraitors
Posted on December 9, 2012 at 6:27pm
one thing you can say about other people around the world. They will get out and protest and even fight the powers that be when they feel insulted and oppressed. What the hell happened to White Americans? Why have so many become traitors to their race and nation?

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PurrrpleMtnMajesty
Posted on December 9, 2012 at 4:25pm
SNL is written by people with burned out brains who were raised by people wtih burned out brains.
They are a clear example of the effects of recreational drugs upon one generation after the next.

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- 48Straights
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 4:59pm
  The endless two links a week to SNL says allot about Glen Beck, TheBlaze, and its readers doesn’t it.
  
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- PurrrpleMtnMajesty
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 5:20pm
  @48straig;hts
  Wanting to know what’s being reported or put out in public does not cause the problem. Since when is being INFORMED the issue…oh yeah….since the media has been taken over. NOT reporting on the craziness of the world is what got us here. It seems that looking in a mirror might be distorting the view.
  
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- Strait Talk Express
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 6:11pm
  Stinky Naughty Losers has not been funny in twenty years, I personally never liked it after they killed Rosanna and John Baltushi. I am grateful that the Blaze informs us what the new eval SNL does to lie to us so I can make my mind without wasting my Saturday Night life, bless their heart.
  
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- betterpart
  Posted on December 10, 2012 at 4:11am
  Ditto that. The meth-saturated generation knows no bounds lol…
  
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- 48Straights
  Posted on December 10, 2012 at 11:58am
  “NOT reporting on the craziness of the world is what got us here.”
  
  And TheBlaze is the biggest non-reporter of world events. How many news stories can you count today?
  
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KeithOlberdink
Posted on December 9, 2012 at 3:55pm
Hussein doesn’t like white people, we know this… Nice try snl.

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jpforliberty
Posted on December 9, 2012 at 2:08pm
dumb all the way through, we have lost touch with our God and reason for being here.

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CHROME_PLATED_HEART
Posted on December 9, 2012 at 1:27pm
Good! Let America hound the sellout-traitor-coward! Reid handed him his @ss on their first budget ceiling go round. He’s not even a rino. He’s a dem masquerading as a rino. Shame on you Ohio for sticking this waaaaay overpaid jerk back in office. Pathetic crybaby!

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48Straights
Posted on December 9, 2012 at 1:12pm
TheBlaze makes allot on money by sending its readers to SNL as stated in an email reply to one of its readers posted earlier. In fact TheBlaze is SNL’s biggest supporter. That is why there have always two links to the show every Sunday, every week of every year, year after year.

TheBlaze has no journalist qualities. It just sends its readers to wherever it can make the most money. How is that for the herding of the sheep people, by Glenn Beck of all people. I have lost all respect for Glen Beck because of his hypocrisy & keeping his supporters so puropsly uninformed.

If you dont like SNL and want them to go away, quit supporting Glen Beck & TheBlaze.

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WildschweinJager
Posted on December 9, 2012 at 12:57pm
SNL hasn’t been funny for years. There is a difference between being mean and being funny.

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elvisroy0000
Posted on December 9, 2012 at 11:58am
Lets Review The facts Obama takes office Pulls End around To Cram Obamacare down our Throats will not evan Talk To Republicans same situation Now Constantly pulls Race Card any time he gets in Trouble and somehow the republicans are Dividing Dumbasses Salvation Army Corry Pa http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3XkNuACLGA&feature=share&list=UUBuIBDSUAc2tn3zLW-VCgaA

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- Justus39
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 12:25pm
  The Klan needs to be reawakened and come back in a lawful way.
  
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- barber2
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 12:39pm
  JUSTUS: Are you referring to the Black Caucus ? That might be racism….
  
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TyrannyNoMore
Posted on December 9, 2012 at 11:12am
There is really nothing funny about the state of our once great republic. We have fallen to a complete, communist usurpation of our constitutional government. Please watch the following video to put our dire predicament in perspective. Then, if it moves you as it did me, pass it on to your friends and family. Keep in mind, while you watch, It is no longer possible to recover from this, mathematically speaking. What you are witnessing in the halls of government now, is nothing more than bread and circus for the masses. THE DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE ! To use an old cliche, they are rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic…nothing more !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTBODoBaCns&feature=player_embedded

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- sillyfreshness
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 11:19am
  SNL=leftist, progressive, Juden propaganda disguised as a comedy show.
  
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- TyrannyNoMore
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 11:32am
  Incidentally, I watched the beginning of SNL last night. I saw Jamie Fox do his despicable, racist monologue and could take no more. His, “How black is that” rant was the equivalent of a KKK rally on the other side of the spectrum. What I found even more shocking, were all the white people who sat in the audience and applauded this moron. They were being insulted with diatribe that was on par with the use of the “N” word by a white person, and they were totally clueless ! I am so done with SNL ! That show will never live up to the days of Belushi, Akroyd and Chase.
  
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- TIME_2_END_THE_PAUL_CAMPAIGN_IN_12
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 11:40am
  “Juden propaganda.” ???
  
  That’s it…. let that inner “Liberty Movement” out….
  
  Or is it the “Liberty/Neo-Nazi Movement”…… ??
  
  Can never quite distinguish between the two sometimes…
  
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- sillyfreshness
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 5:52pm
  Liberty means being free from Juden propaganda, so you aren’t too far off!
  
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cdn1979
Posted on December 9, 2012 at 10:58am
i thought it was very funny. very well done. ***** opened himself up to it by being spineless.

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- DougHuffman
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 11:13am
  heh heh heh, I too discovered the censor-script’s protection of Boneher.
  
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- barber2
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 11:43am
  CDN: Thrashing fellow conservatives works so well for the Obama radicals who send you a great big thanks ! UNIFY OR DIE, CONSERVATIVES.
  
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- checkingbothsides
  Posted on December 10, 2012 at 5:54pm
  I thought it was hilarious. Does the uber right just have no sense of humor about anything? Man, lighten up guys.
  
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Cashpipe
Posted on December 9, 2012 at 10:12am
And the Obama campaign continues. The obama base can’t pay their home loans, can’t pay their student loans, can’t pay for food and can’t pay for birth control, so yeah 80 billion a year in taxes will offset an annual deficit of 1.2 trillion in their mathematically deficient minds. Boycott any advertisers on SNL and you’ll how well capitalism works.

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- jmmjr49er
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 11:00am
  So true. Boehner should close Congress and go home.
  
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- catty
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 11:27am
  It’s a miracle anyone can leave their houses with all this boycotting going on.
  
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- barber2
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 11:40am
  The Obama radicals continue to make horrific economic moves which will completely crash our economy ( like the “Affordable ” – wink, wink – Housing Act blew it up before and they blamed the BANKS ) , and then guess what they’ll blame it on ? They’ll blame it on CAPITALISM ! Yes, capitalism used poorly by Marxists just doesn’t work ! HELLO…..
  
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TRILO
Posted on December 9, 2012 at 9:53am
I can care less what ethnicity Boehner or Obama are. They are both horrible leaders. Boehner is a useless Speaker of the House. He caves into every demand of the democrats and his membership follows like the “good” little followers that they are. The budget sequestration deal, debt ceiling increases, continuing budget resolutions to keep the spending going into infinity, are just a few of the issues republicans have caved on over the past several years. They have the majority in the House and they should be pulling all useless spending through their control of the appropriations process. The government can not spend $$$ if it has not been appropriated. Cut the appropriations or shut down the department. Period! Not too hard to figure out, it just takes a big set.

Just watch, on December 31st they will give Obama his tax increase on the “rich” and everything else he wants. Why is he getting rid of the members that stand in his way if he had plans for anything else?

As far as his “orange” skin tone, it is called a tan in a bottle. A little ridiculous for a man of his age and position.

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- DougHuffman
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 10:25am
  Ooh, well said NOT. How much do you care that you could care less? I think that you care very much, a lot!
  
  Good people ought to be armed as they will, with wits and Guns and the Truth. God Bless Bitter Clingers, damn progressives.
  
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- drs1969
  Posted on December 10, 2012 at 12:51am
  I’m sticking with Friday the 21st at 5 pm. Merry Christmas slaves!
  
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TROONORTH
Posted on December 9, 2012 at 9:49am
The sketch was too long. 30 seconds tops. Like most of the sketches this year, they are stretching 30 seconds of comedy, to a minute or two. The idea behind this one was amusing at first. But honestly, after almost three minutes of this ‘comedy’ it became painful to watch. The worst part of the show was the Black host’s racist monologue. As someone said above; “and Fox news is supposed to be dividing the country?”

Oh I forgot. It isn’t racist when a democrat or an ‘African American’ does it. That would be a ‘teaching moment’.

Right.

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- doomytram
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 9:57am
  I didn’t watch the video, but they are all chiming to the Leftist narrative of last week. Which was that Fox was dividing the country. Nothing could be more ridiculous. The Chicago Obozo’s vs. Mike Ditka (Fox) is lopsided. The left is the losing side on the issues. Meanwhile, back in Pyongyang, in Obozo’s District of Corruption he is inviting Madcow Schultz Odonnell Sharpton and all of the MSNBC puppets to the white house. Meanwhile Obozo’s eric holder Ronald McDonald’s justice dept is taking down, watering down, and shutting down Fox. Who is dividing the country? The Leftist’s and low information voter or the Conservative
  
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OldSurfRat
Posted on December 9, 2012 at 9:41am
Wow SNL now has more accurate news than MSM

Bonehead had this comming. Hope he doesnt cry.

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- Eastinfection
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 12:07pm
  Boehner has his own Gagnum Style parody!
  
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7QE62FDn08
  
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- RJJinGadsden
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 1:39pm
  EAST, that was funny.
  
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- OldSurfRat
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 1:52pm
  LOL East
  
  You cant see it but Im doing Gagnum style!!
  Nya Style!! Nya Style!!
  
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wynnsjammer
Posted on December 9, 2012 at 9:38am
The only time that I am “Reminded” that Saturday Night Live exists is through “The Blazes” website. Why does “The Blaze” constantly “Remind” me that this “Dreadful”, “Humorless” show even exists. These “Comedians” will most likely all be “Unemployed” in future years and taking full advantage of “Obamacare”. These are not the “Seasoned” comedians of “Yesteryear”. I ask one thing of The Blaze, stop giving “Publicity” to this “Pathetic” television show. I think everyone who comes to this website pretty much knows at this point that ‘Saturday Night Live” has nothing productive to say and is mainly just another ‘Propaganda” machine with a bunch of actors and actresses who will never amount to more then what they are now, which is absolutely “Nothing”.

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- mikefromaltoona
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 11:06am
  What’s with all the “quotation marks” “?”
  
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- wynnsjammer
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 4:59pm
  Well Mike, lets just say I enjoy placing “Quotation Marks” around every word that I think is of “Importance” in my “Paragraphs”. Try not to let them “Disturb” you to much. Let’s worry more about the “Screwball” that’s going to turn the “White House” upside down for the next four years, Barack Hussein Obama, Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm
  
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term limits for congress
Posted on December 9, 2012 at 9:21am
I wish Donald Trump or Mitt Romney would spend their millions to produce a conservative version of SNL. I could come up with 100 skits today…

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- barber2
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 9:31am
  Bingo. Conservatives need a media humor ( mocking ) outlet ! There is so much to mock on the Left. How about a phone call from Hugo to Barak? How about one from Barack to Boehner . Oh, the skits are endless…
  
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- Pantloadian
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 9:44am
  Yeah, hey, great ideas. Really. Love ‘em. Sure to be huge. Monster. So who can we get to do it? Are those guys from “The Half Hour News Hour” available? How about . . . ? Or maybe . . . ? Hmm.
  
  I think we stumbled on the problem. Conservatives aren’t funny, specifically, and aren’t creative in general. Though I gotta admit they come up with some pretty hilarious ways to defend a father shooting his son in front of a gun shop. Sure, I GUESS it would have been just as easy to accidentally strangle the kid.
  
  Tell you what, have your people call my people. Meanwhile, I’ll see if Laura Ingraham is available, nKAY? She did that Zing thing, nKAY? And wow, was that ever funny, nKAY? Hay, Mr Ed worked once, nKAY. No reason it can’t work again, nKAY?
  
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- catty
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 11:29am
  You have the Beck show
  
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- barber2
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 11:51am
  Diaper Boy : Please send your parents my condolences. And your current junior high teacher.
  
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- Pantloadian
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 1:49pm
  See what I mean? No sense of humor.
  
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- CHROME_PLATED_HEART
  Posted on December 10, 2012 at 3:07am
  Go rip off South Park on huffpo, pantaloon. You’ll be appreciated there a lot more.
  
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What the Heck
Posted on December 9, 2012 at 9:20am
And it is FOX that has done so much to divide the nation!
BS

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TheePolitinator
Posted on December 9, 2012 at 9:20am
Don’t worry everyone this isn’t propaganda, it’s comedy remember?

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- doomytram
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 9:25am
  Nobody watches this crap anymore it’s pure nothingness and a waste of time. Leave it to the blaze to post the video watch it or not….it’s pure crapola.
  
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- barber2
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 9:34am
  Ridicule is man’s sharpest weapon ! The radicals learned this from old Saul Alinsky. This IS propaganda. And they use the media to spew it.
  
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- Pantloadian
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 9:46am
  BABAR . . . Losers always lament the winner’s skill. Trust me, Saul Alinksy has nothing to do with the hilarious derision we heap upon you. It’s all your own doing. Besides, this entire site – a MEDIA site – exists to ridicule liberals. So I guess the only difference is that liberals are good at it.
  
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doomytram
Posted on December 9, 2012 at 9:14am
It turns out that Obozo’s Pigford reparations were what we thought they were. A GAO Report confirms that all you have to do to get a $50,000 check from Obozo raided treasury is to say you had farmed. There is no oversight what-so-ever, so you could just paint your face blackish brownish and walk in and apply for a 50K Federal Leviathan give away. We are borrowing now 46 cents on the dollar. A painted face white dude could walk in and say that he farmed grass ate eggs and bacon at IHOP and get 50K.

Keep in mind that Obozo is going to find more pigfords to hand a check to persons of color for lying to the federal gov’t just like he, OBOZO, does.

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/12/07/New-GAO-Report-Confirms-That-Pigford-Settlement-Was-Designed-For-Undetectable-Fraud

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mayihelpyou
Posted on December 9, 2012 at 9:05am
It was bad enough being shown on the worthless SNL, where very few saw it. Not worthy of being given additional viewership.

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RJJinGadsden
Posted on December 9, 2012 at 8:48am
Boehner is a rather tall Oompa Loompa.

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- mayihelpyou
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 9:06am
  You’re stupid.
  
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- RJJinGadsden
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 1:37pm
  MAYIHELPYOU, You have no sense of humor.
  
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- The-Monk
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 1:45pm
  Hi RJJ,
  
  I had to look up what an Oompa Loompa was.
  
  You’re right…. LOL
  
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- drs1969
  Posted on December 10, 2012 at 12:57am
  Good one!
  
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barber2
Posted on December 9, 2012 at 8:39am
Wait a minute . Calling Boehner an ” orange man” sounds very racist to me.

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- Advection
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 8:52am
  Yes, it’s racist. Boehner’s mother was African American. So he’s half black like Obama.
  
  Can you imagine people making fun of Obama’s gray skin color? Hell no, but Progressives have been merciless to Boehner, even after he “came out” about his heritage and then admitted he still struggles with his identity.
  
  What a charming bunch of nazis the Progressives are.
  
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- barber2
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 9:14am
  AD: You must be a “progressive.”
  
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- Advection
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 11:49am
  @BARBER2, identifying genuine racism isn’t itself racism.
  
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- barber2
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 11:52am
  AD: Making inane comments is not racism. It is stupidity.
  
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- Advection
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 12:07pm
  @BARBER2, sick troll.
  
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- barber2
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 12:36pm
  AD: Your welcome .
  
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- Pantloadian
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 3:22pm
  Man love. True man love. It’s a joy to see.
- CHROME_PLATED_HEART
  Posted on December 10, 2012 at 3:09am
  You’d know best, pantaloon. I bet you found a soiled partner. Glad I won’t be there when TSHTF. …ugh.
  
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Hickory
Posted on December 9, 2012 at 8:39am
Nothing but a replay of the real deal.

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barber2
Posted on December 9, 2012 at 8:37am
Oh, the Left is enjoying the so-called conservative in-fighting ! Part of the Democrats’ ” Divide the Dumb Conservatives Campaign ” ( arrogant Lefties think anyone who does not agree with them is inferior ) And , as usual , the Lefty Lap Dog media never misses an opportunity to mock the Republicans . Would seem to be a message here : get UNIFIED Republicans . The ” media is the message ” and the Left has the media to influence the public. Goebbels would be proud of the job the radical Chicago Democrats have done in capturing the media !

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- DougHuffman
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 9:09am
  Get unified conservatives, and behind an established principal rather than squabbling Humpty Dumpty-like, “which is to be master, that is all!”
  
  Good people ought to be armed as they will, with wits and Guns and the Truth. God Bless Bitter Clingers, damn progs.
  
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- Pantloadian
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 9:51am
  BABAR2 . . . You know nothing of McLuhan’s work. Hey, I didn’t know you were in a Woody Allen movie:
  
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXJ8tKRlW3E
  
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- Pantloadian
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 10:10am
  God idea, manpuffer. Now, which principle are you going to pick? You haven’t stuck with any yet.
  
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- barber2
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 11:46am
  LOAD: Mommy should have emptied you earlier. Today’s poop is indecipherable .
  
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- Pantloadian
  Posted on December 9, 2012 at 1:50pm
  BABAR . . . Never heard of McLuhan, eh? Shame. Since you quoted him. Just firing at random, I guess.
  
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- CHROME_PLATED_HEART
  Posted on December 10, 2012 at 3:11am
  I’m a baby Elephant, pantaloon. Wanna see my trunk?
  
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