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Is Santa Claus a Democrat or a Republican? These Poll Results May Surprise You

Dec. 11, 2012 1:42pm Billy Hallowell

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Is Santa Claus a Democrat — or a Republican?

While some would contend that his penchant for providing gifts and “spreading the wealth” (i.e. holiday cheer) indicates that he’s left-of-center, others might point to the fact that he provides gifts to the world’s children without government “investments” and is, thus, more conservative in nature. To get to the bottom of this not-so-pressing question, Public Opinion Polling asked Americans which political party they believe Santa belongs to.

Forty-four percent of respondents believe that he is a Democrat; on the flip side, 28 percent contend that Santa is a Republican. An additional 28 percent are not sure which political affiliation Santa would opt for. With that in mind, PPP also sought to poll other issues in its annual holiday poll. For example, with the fiscal cliff approaching, Americans aren’t only worried about the impact on their own wallets — they’re also fearing for Santa’s well being.

More than five in 10 respondents (54 percent) said that they worry that he won’t be able to give as much as he has in the past and that the cliff could force Santa to cut back on his benefits. Of course, the vast majority believe that they are on Santa’s “nice” list (80 percent), with only a small proportion admitting that they’ve probably earned themselves a spot on the “naughty” list (11 percent).

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And what about crimes and moral infractions committed by Santa? PPP asked questions about those as well. Interestingly, Americans seem to have an oddly-strong devotion to the Christmas mascot. While 43 percent said they would tell their daddies if they saw their mothers kissing Santa, 40 percent claimed that they wouldn’t (and an additional 17 percent were conflicted).

If Santa’s reindeer ran grandma over, bizarrely, the vast majority would protect him, with a whopping 61 percent claiming that they would refrain from pressing charges (only 24 percent would seek legal ramifications for Santa and his sleigh). Interestingly, Democrats (33 percent) are more likely than Republicans (19 percent) to say that they would press charges.

As for the War on Christmas, despite a media narrative that it is non-existent, 47 percent of respondents believe that it exists, with 40 percent denying that it is happening. Read the full results here.

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grickm
Posted on December 11, 2012 at 2:28pm
Santa is a saint. What politician, R or D, can claim sainthood?

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- letondu1
  Posted on December 11, 2012 at 2:57pm
  Saint, no. Godhead (“Our Lord and Savior Barack Obama”)
  
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- letondu1
  Posted on December 11, 2012 at 3:23pm
  Saint, No. Godhead (“Our Lord and Savior, Barack Obama!”) Yes!
  
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- P8riot
  Posted on December 11, 2012 at 4:25pm
  obama-clause
  
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- rickc34
  Posted on December 11, 2012 at 8:07pm
  He is wearing red.
  
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- PoliticiansRCrooks
  Posted on December 11, 2012 at 9:38pm
  Santa is the Devil. Un scramble Santa and you Satan.
  
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vanderleun
Posted on December 11, 2012 at 2:27pm
Talkstraight’s got this covered:

nother good example of how Democrats are dumber than a box of coal.

Think about it:

Santa builds his own stuff. Yes, Barry, he did build that. He didn’t grovel and ask for handouts and subsidies from the government.

Santa’s workshop is manned by volunteers. There are no unions representing the elves and they’re perfectly happy with that.

Santa willingly provides toys to children. He doesn’t lobby the government to have toys taken from rich children and given to poor ones.

Santa only gives toys to the good children. You want a toy from Santa-you better behave and earn it. Santa doesn’t give toys away because a kid ‘tried’ to be good or because it’s the ‘fair’ thing to do. Santa doesn’t buy into the whole concept of “equality” and “Redistribution of playthings”.

You act like a jerk all year-you get a lump of coal. For those not in the know, that’s Santa’s personal way of saying “F-You” to bad kids for not having personal responsibility. Santa doesn’t believe in being nice just because it might offend someone otherwise.

Santa is able to deliver toys to every good child in the entire world in one night. Think US postal service for a democrat supported alternative.

Santa doesn’t make promises then back out of them. When you sit on Santa’s lap and he asks what you want for Christmas, unlike Democrats, he doesn’t promise that you’ll get them only to disappoint you

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- naughtycal
  Posted on December 11, 2012 at 3:13pm
  All solid points if Santa was to join a political party it have to be a conservative party NOT THE RINO party the GOP has become but certainly a conservative party
  
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- Nlitend1
  Posted on December 11, 2012 at 5:25pm
  Do you think he would still be a saint if he didn’t take care of the poor?
  Also, santa is not racist, xenophobic or sexist . . . so likely not joining the tea party any time soon
  
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- macpappy
  Posted on December 11, 2012 at 6:32pm
  vanderleun
  Posted on December 11, 2012 at 2:27pm
  Talkstraight’s got this covered:
  
  nother good example of how Democrats are dumber than a box of coal.
  
  Think about it:
  
  Yet here this lame brain story, for non thinking idots, is on a conservative blog…..think about,
  Maybe there is a reason we lost the election…I mean if this is the material we get from our trusted sources of news, you are probably not so well informed.
  
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HOLYSMOKES
Posted on December 11, 2012 at 2:22pm
Don’t you know Obama is Santa Claus. Obama Phones for everybody! Unless you are hard working success, then a lump of coal for you.

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- REBELWITHACAUSE
  Posted on December 11, 2012 at 2:33pm
  lmao
  
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- Keatonc33
  Posted on December 12, 2012 at 12:21am
  … you do know the “obamaphone” program started under bush right? I keep hearing you guys make fun of our last republican president’s policies and it gets a bit annoying.
  
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Frodo RinosBane
Posted on December 11, 2012 at 2:18pm
Santa is a Democrat. He makes promises to my kids and then I have to to pony up the money to get them the gifts that he lets them think HE gave them. Then, if he does show up, he sneaks in my house at night while everybody is asleep and takes the cookies I baked for the kids. My kids are too young to be told that it’s taking money from their college fund when I’m spending hundreds of dollars per year on the latest game system and $60 on each of the popular games for it. Thanks for nothing, Santa!

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- capitalismrocks
  Posted on December 11, 2012 at 2:29pm
  If he was a Democrat, he’d also take your money, and then leave you a stack of fines for violations of the heath code for leaving milk out unrefrigerated, safety violations for your tree and decorations, and a fine for not representing other religions in your home along side Christmas, so by the time he’s done, you’ll get one crappy gift and he’ll leave you with $10,000 in fines and violations. THAT’s a Democrat.
  
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- ChildOfTheKing
  Posted on December 12, 2012 at 4:08pm
  LMAO…………I can’t beat this one
  
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wraith67
Posted on December 11, 2012 at 2:17pm
Santa is niether. Santa is Satan, and the reindeer are bad little girls and boys…

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- Too_Far_Gone
  Posted on December 11, 2012 at 2:39pm
  You’re an idiot.
  
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capitalismrocks
Posted on December 11, 2012 at 2:14pm
Individuals helping others directly is a Conservative activity…

Democrats only believe in Government helping others, so basically for Santa to be a Democrat he’d:

Be under strict worker rules and regulations
Must conform to government operational rules
Must deliver all gifts to the Central gift receiving office
Gov’t will take 20% of the gifts for “gov’t fees and costs”
Gov’t will take the best presents for its political elite
Gov’t will delay shipment of gifts and miss Christmas deadline because all gifts must be opened and inspected.
Gov’t will keep all gifts because it deems that delivering gifts is a violation of Separation of Church and State.

Christmas is canceled
Santa Clause & hist workshop is immediately closed down and fined.
20,000 elves are out of a job, the reindeer are confiscated by nature lovers and released into the wild to “set them free” – the domesticated reindeer die within several days not knowing how to live in the wild.
Santa’s workshop is foreclosured and sold at auction, all money goes to department of gifts to offset its costs.

The failure of the whole takeover of Santa and Christmas is blamed on the Repubicans.

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- Beachmastermax
  Posted on December 11, 2012 at 2:22pm
  Plus he would be in the Michigan courthaouse today yelling….”Hey! Hey!, Ho,Ho,Ho, right to work for elves has got to go!!!!”.
  
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gatman7
Posted on December 11, 2012 at 2:14pm
If Santa Claus were a Democrat, his elves wouldn’t make toys. They’d loot them from rich kids and toy stores. If Santa were a Republican, he’d deport all the elves back to Middle Earth.

So Santa must be a libertarian.

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- Keatonc33
  Posted on December 12, 2012 at 12:22am
  Ha!
  
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- henrybowmanaz
  Posted on December 25, 2012 at 3:02am
  Certainly not an Objectivist Libertarian, because altruism is considered inherently evil.
  
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Beachmastermax
Posted on December 11, 2012 at 2:14pm
There is no doubt. What he gives is his own, not someone elses. He also is anonymous. So he is a conservative.

Democrats and RINOS steal other peoples money, hand it out to their constituents, and proclaim loudly…”Look at me, My name is Mr. Niceguy, and I live up your street!!! Aren’t I great!!!”

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RoDogg
Posted on December 11, 2012 at 2:12pm
Santa works during the holidays …….. he cant be a dumbocrat!!! Shoot, he couldn’t even be a public employee! LOL

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BasketFullOfPuppies
Posted on December 11, 2012 at 2:12pm
How could he be a democrat? The government wants to stop him and make him immaterial. He does none of this with government approval. He doesn’t get government funds. His sleigh probably needs to be regulated. After all, if he is travelling over the entire world, he must be speeding and his carbon footprint must be huge. Above all, he is not paying any taxes and if he is providing presents to children with no payment, his wealth must be astronomical. He should be paying his fair share. Finally, the fact that he is guilty of breaking and entering to the tune of billions of households, he needs to be held accountable for his actions. That settles it. Santa belongs in prison and penniless.

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sexyvixen21
Posted on December 11, 2012 at 2:10pm
For the love of God….leave Santa alone. He’s the cutest man in the world-besides Randy Orton.

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huey6367
Posted on December 11, 2012 at 2:02pm
He’s not a socialist. A socialist would give the same present to everyone then take the present from the rich person and give it to a poor person who already has two of them.

He’s not a communist. A communist would give out nothing but claim they did.

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- Frodo RinosBane
  Posted on December 11, 2012 at 2:22pm
  A communist would have us celebrate Christmas by having everybody go to work without pay on that day. You know, like the way they used to celebrate Labor Day!
  
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G.E.R
Posted on December 11, 2012 at 2:01pm
I’ve read some really stupid articles on The Blaze. This one takes the cake.

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- BasketFullOfPuppies
  Posted on December 11, 2012 at 2:13pm
  Does someone pay you to come here and post that? Or, do you do it out of the goodness in your heart?
  
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- SUNTZU
  Posted on December 11, 2012 at 2:18pm
  STUPID
  maybe but wait ,someone will leak story about
  Santa being gay old fat man living with his mother
  a 3000 elves ,works one day a year.
  and you can guess what he does to them elves the rest of the year.
  
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- macpappy
  Posted on December 11, 2012 at 6:34pm
  I agree, it’s almost as if the publishers are laughing at the readers. I know one thing, as long as this is what the blaze puts out, you are not getting “Real News”
  
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tzion
Posted on December 11, 2012 at 2:01pm
Well the original Saint Nicolas is dead just like many democratic voters.

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Bill Wallace
Posted on December 11, 2012 at 2:00pm
He was conservative.

First, the gifts are seen as charity. And looking at who donates more to charities, conservatives or democrats, that falls clearly with conservatives.

Second, he has a list where he keeps those who are nice (get gifts) and naughty (no gifts). That shows he values accountability, clearly a conservative trait and something democrats lack.

Third, he wears red. Red is commonly seen as the republican color of choice. Blue is more for democrats because it identifies them as the blue blooded elite (really, do we need to have yet one more Kennedy in goverment ever?).

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- Owt_Raged
  Posted on December 11, 2012 at 3:50pm
  And fourth, he does it all himself. He does not force others to do it for him, or pay for the toys he delivers.
  
  Definitely a Republican.
  
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johnnymack
Posted on December 11, 2012 at 1:59pm
This is a pleasant distraction from the doom and gloom. I choose fictional as well, but it would be tough to put him into a political class.

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- Zipit
  Posted on December 11, 2012 at 2:31pm
  “You cannot be serious”
  
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- macpappy
  Posted on December 11, 2012 at 6:36pm
  Your interest are easily satisfied.
  
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Nerzhul
Posted on December 11, 2012 at 1:56pm
The idea of Santa Claus is that if you are good all year you get presents and if your bad you get coal. If he was a democrat, it would be switched.

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The-Monk
Posted on December 11, 2012 at 1:55pm
People should just leave Santa alone…..

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Gregory_Adams
Posted on December 11, 2012 at 1:51pm
St Nicholas is a Catholic, he has an animal driven vehicle, he consumes cookies and milk, is overweight, married once, works one week a year, monitors people’s behaviors secretly, and uses slave labor. He’s a democrat.

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- The_Jerk
  Posted on December 11, 2012 at 1:56pm
  Santa Claus gives his personal stuff away. He’s charitable with his possessions. He doesn’t take from some to give to others, theft. He’s not a Democrat or Republican. He’s conservative, based in principle.
  
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soybomb315_II
Posted on December 11, 2012 at 1:49pm
santa clause is libertarian because he doesnt follow the stupid FAA rules while flying and doesnt advocate for bigger government

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- SimpleTruths
  Posted on December 11, 2012 at 2:19pm
  Yeah that stupid FAA, how dare they take away our freedom from crashing into each other.
  
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- soybomb315_II
  Posted on December 11, 2012 at 2:29pm
  and santa refuses to be groped/scanned every time he climbs on board
  
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- RJJinGadsden
  Posted on December 11, 2012 at 2:56pm
  Gee SOY, after you say to me what you just did to my post right below, you go and say these things? TIME had to be right in one of the earlier stories and you must be a Libertarian to push for that dope legislation.
  
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- soybomb315_II
  Posted on December 11, 2012 at 3:07pm
  am i not allowed to play the hypothetical santa game?
  
  my post below related to how parents teach their kids about santa….You are a jerk to say i am a pot smoker for that.
  
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ResistSocialism
Posted on December 11, 2012 at 1:48pm
Neither Santa is independent.

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RJJinGadsden
Posted on December 11, 2012 at 1:46pm
My parents very early on corrected me when as a youngun I once said that the stuff from Santa was free. I was quickly told that they got a bill from Santa every year that they had to pay, and nothing was free. Too bad a lot of other parents did not tell their children the same.

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- The-Monk
  Posted on December 11, 2012 at 1:54pm
  Hi RJJ,
  
  Now that’s funny. : )
  
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- soybomb315_II
  Posted on December 11, 2012 at 1:55pm
  or they can not pretend santa is real
  
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- RJJinGadsden
  Posted on December 11, 2012 at 2:45pm
  Hi MONK, Thanks.
  
  SOY, I feel sorry for any children that may have. So much for some fun, and allowing a child to be a child. Then again, what I just related took place back in those 1950s Leave It To Beaver era.
  
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- soybomb315_II
  Posted on December 11, 2012 at 2:56pm
  believe me – kids these days have plenty of opportunity for fun
  
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EqualJustice
Posted on December 11, 2012 at 1:46pm
I thought Obama was Santa Claus, using our money to run his operation?

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- Bonnieblue2A
  Posted on December 11, 2012 at 1:52pm
  No, Obama wants to nationalize Santa’s operation and unionize all the elves. He’ll use the EPA to shut down the north pole and free Santa’s reindeer under the Animal Welfare Act. Meanwhile Michelle Obama and NYC’s Mayor Bloomberg will chide Santa for his belly and insist upon forcing government regulations upon Mrs. Santa’s kitchen recepies. You know, only the state can redistribute toys, not Santa.
  
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banjarmon
Posted on December 11, 2012 at 1:46pm
Santa is a Republican because he believes is rewarding Good Kids!

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Locked
Posted on December 11, 2012 at 1:44pm
I choose the fourth optional: fictional.

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