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Nearly 5 Million Hits in 2 Days: Snoop Dogg Pretends to Be Moses in Strange Rap Duel Against Santa

Dec. 12, 2012 8:00pm Erica Ritz

Snoop Dogg Dresses as Moses in Rap Video Versus Santa Claus in Epic Rap Battles of History YouTube Video

(Photo: YouTube)

An absolutely bizarre music video has garnered nearly 5 million hits in just 2 days on YouTube. In keeping with the holiday season, rapper Snoop Dogg played the part of Moses, while having a battle of words with Santa Claus.

According to E! Online, the video was made as part of an “Epic Rap Battles of History” YouTube series.

After the two are introduced, Santa begins irreverently:

Sweet robes, Obi. One too many days in the sun?

Stop preaching, homie. Teach your flock to covet some fun

I bring joy every year, man I represent cheer

You represent sandals and a scraggly beard

I’m from the North Pole, that’s why my rhymes are so cold

I spit diamonds, but I’m serving up some fresh coal

You’ve been a naughty boy; you brought a plague of frogs

You best arrest yourself; you broke your own law

Or was there something in rule six I didn’t understand?

My list says ‘killed Egyptian dude’ — buried him in sand

(Photo: YouTube)

After “Santa” continues in a similar vein, the music slows and Snoop Dogg blows out a puff of smoke.

He counters, taking aim at Santa Claus:

When I was high upon the mountain God revealed the truths of the earth

But he never mentioned a fat a** Papa Smurf

It takes 9 reindeers to haul your fat a**

You took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass

You need to stop breaking into houses and creeping and peeping on naughty kids when they’re sleeping…

You ain’t a saint, you a slaver like a pharaoh in the snow

Stop with the unpaid labor, and let my little people go

After Santa’s elves protest, saying they are “magical workers” and not unpaid labor, Snoop Dogg says he has a new “commandizzle for the group.”

“Though shall not let children sit on a grown man’s lap at the mall,” he declares.

Snoop Dogg concludes by saying he’s going to “walk off into the land of my milk and honies,” following a scantily clad back-up dancer.

Here is the entire video (content warning):

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OperationNorthwoods
Posted on December 13, 2012 at 4:21am
I thought it was pretty funny. Some people need to lighten up a little around here.

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- Ballot_Box_Revolution
  Posted on December 14, 2012 at 11:31am
  agree
  
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adeleeeee
Posted on December 13, 2012 at 3:50am
Gross. Period.

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- TRUMPETCALL
  Posted on December 14, 2012 at 2:54pm
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  When he be say, “Little People”
  
  Did he mean:
  
  MIDGETS??
  
  Just sayin’……..
  
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702TruthSeeker
Posted on December 13, 2012 at 1:11am
soooooo funny!! quick, someone make a video that makes fun of mooooohamed!! that’s funny too, right? or how about some white guy making a video that makes fun of kwanza? that’s racist dog! so sick of the double standards. it’s ok to say absolutely anything against whites or conservative blacks, but all other groups are protected. f**** america, this is what you call freedom?

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- glennpatstu
  Posted on December 14, 2012 at 12:00pm
  umm, did you watch the video? It’s making fun of Santa Clause. Relax.
  
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Maxim Crux
Posted on December 12, 2012 at 11:56pm
Poop Snoop…why do you always walk around with all that armed security? I am not talking about the security that God will not have for you. Is it that you are afraid that all those little people might one day take what you have? No security is going to protect you from the little people you are inciting….poopy.

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xstone1970
Posted on December 12, 2012 at 11:17pm
Really People? Come on now… That was just Funny. Lighten up a little, why so serious. Can no one laugh anymore?

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- Raging_Waters
  Posted on December 13, 2012 at 1:51am
  I didn’t find it amusing. It was riddled with corruption. That’s not funny, and it’s not funny to mock God. But I guess my tolerance isn’t unlimited like yours..
  
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- xstone1970
  Posted on December 13, 2012 at 10:23am
  Lets face it so many things about Christmas, including Santa and Trees are a mockery. Rampant commercialism of the day we celebrate Christs birth is a mockery. The Easter Bunny is a mockery of the day Christ made the ultimate sacrifice for our sin… so get rid of all of those 1st before you get your panties in a wad over this little rap that in my opinion does in no way mock God.
  
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oldduffer
Posted on December 12, 2012 at 10:40pm
Let’s see if I get this straight. Making fun of Christians and their beliefs is fun, but worshiping a tin God in Wash. D.C. or a pedophile multi murderer founding a 7th. century religion on his own is serious.
Or having a holiday named by a PIA (pimp in action) Ron Karanga who was a convicted sex offender and responsible for torture and possibly multi murders is serious. Is serious and to be respected by decent people? Give me a break. You libs have too much time on your hands and too close to certain body parts that give your noses and brains numbness and dumbness.

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denkat56
Posted on December 12, 2012 at 10:05pm
To much dope.

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Bigmac1947
Posted on December 12, 2012 at 10:01pm
One could only hope, “Snoop Dog” will disappear never to be found again. I will have to save some party horns for this occasion.

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aproudinfidel
Posted on December 12, 2012 at 10:00pm
What a piece of crap Snoop is. Why does he want to be called dog?

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AlBundy
Posted on December 12, 2012 at 9:54pm
Typical entertainment person with no sense of responsibility as a role model for young people.

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Pantloadian
Posted on December 12, 2012 at 9:45pm
When is the last time any of you had any fun?

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- oldduffer
  Posted on December 12, 2012 at 10:41pm
  When we took protest signs away from lib. long hairs and beat them over their heads.
  
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- OldSurfRat
  Posted on December 12, 2012 at 10:48pm
  Panti
  
  Cant beleive I am agreeing with you but your right.
  
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- Pantloadian
  Posted on December 13, 2012 at 9:20am
  OLDFLUFFER . . . Yeehaw! Sounds like a high old time, yessirree. Here’s the good news – we’re gonna return the favor when we come visit you in the Shady Rest Codger Repository. Yep, gonna take away your Metamucil bottles sand hit you over the head with ‘em. Yeehaw!
  
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Talmid of Yeshua
Posted on December 12, 2012 at 9:39pm
I’ve been following Nice Peter’s Epic Rap Battles of History since the very beginning. My favorite one is Adolph Hitler vs. Darth Vader.

Nice Peter is very talented, and his ERBoH is pure genius. Sarah Palin vs. Lady Gaga is another really good one.

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- The_Pointy_End
  Posted on December 13, 2012 at 11:50am
  I liked Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates. I laughed a lot at this one, as well.
  
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GuruMeditation
Posted on December 12, 2012 at 9:22pm
and all that after 81 blunts.

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ares338
Posted on December 12, 2012 at 8:58pm
Snoop’s been smoking camel turds. It fits his image and intellect.

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ktmrider1
Posted on December 12, 2012 at 8:51pm
I wish poop dog would smoke cases of blunts every day so his dumb ass would die off very soon

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ktmrider1
Posted on December 12, 2012 at 8:48pm
I just love poop dog’s art nose thing what ever they call it, oh yeah crap. the one that go’s – slop it like a hog, slop it like a hog,slop it like a hog. I mean wow what talent

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RJJinGadsden
Posted on December 12, 2012 at 8:40pm
Sounds like it could have been used in the early part of Die Hard limo ride.

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vox_populi
Posted on December 12, 2012 at 8:38pm
It’s Snoop Lion.

Come on Blaze, how are you going to keep your fiftysomething-year-old demographic informed if you don’t keep up with the times?

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LeadNotFollow
Posted on December 12, 2012 at 8:22pm
This is what’s wrong with America. People such as liberal, pot smoking, brain dead Snoop Dogg, are considered role models.

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TIME_2_END_THE_PAUL_CAMPAIGN_IN_12
Posted on December 12, 2012 at 8:19pm
“Nearly 5 Million “Hits” in 2 Days”… that’s a lot of “hits”… even for a world class pot head like him…

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- RJJinGadsden
  Posted on December 12, 2012 at 8:41pm
  Trying to live up to that story the other day about how many blunts he smokes a day.
  
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- TIME_2_END_THE_PAUL_CAMPAIGN_IN_12
  Posted on December 12, 2012 at 9:01pm
  LOL… you’ve got that right RJJ….
  
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- chips1
  Posted on December 12, 2012 at 9:27pm
  Didn’t Biggie Small have a hit? Be careful where you drive.
  
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- TIME_2_END_THE_PAUL_CAMPAIGN_IN_12
  Posted on December 12, 2012 at 10:34pm
  CHIPS. Biggie AND Tupac were “all shot out” as they say here in the south…
  
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Dagnabbit5
Posted on December 12, 2012 at 8:15pm
Its Epic Rap Battles. What do you expect? They’re actually kind of funny. There is a whole series. We can laugh from time to time.
Didn’t he change his name to Snoop Lion?

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- anarchocapitalist84
  Posted on December 12, 2012 at 9:22pm
  This website is really more about hating things. I check in from time to time to see what the christian right is talking about.
  
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TSUNAMI_22
Posted on December 12, 2012 at 8:11pm
What’s the matta Snoop, Santa didn’t leave you a dime-bag sometime in your past?

That’s ok, next year Obama will appoint a new czar called Chooma-claus.

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coyote1hell
Posted on December 12, 2012 at 8:09pm
Sniff Doggie Backside, is a poor excuse for a human…that’s all..

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OldSurfRat
Posted on December 12, 2012 at 8:08pm
Ok thats funny(:

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1776freedomofspeech
Posted on December 12, 2012 at 8:06pm
Highjacked Charles Schultz’s cartoon dog’s name……Snoopy

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- Anonymous T. Irrelevant
  Posted on December 12, 2012 at 9:01pm
  That’s because he doesn’t have the talent to think of something himself.
  
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- chips1
  Posted on December 12, 2012 at 9:30pm
  “It was a dark and stormy night”. SNOOPY
  
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