Have You Heard the Politically Correct Christmas Carols? ‘B.S. of A.’ Clips Have You Covered

TheBlaze TV’s comedy show, “The B.S. of A.” released three new holiday-themed clips on Sunday.
The first begins with host Brian Sack dressed as an elf, testifying before Congress. Discussing his boss’s “naughty or nice” list, Sack explains how they determine who goes where.
“We have various surveillance methods and a network of informants that would become useless if they were made public,” he says with a bright-eyed smile.
But soon after that, when Sack says that giving those on the “naughty” list a lump of coal is really a euphemism for “hitting them with a hellfire missile from a predator drone,” you realize his boss may ​not​ be Santa Claus.
Watch the entire clip, below:
The second clip, from the puppet skit “Pumpernickel Boulevard,” shows Sack hearing revised, all-inclusive Christmas carols.
After “Oh Come All Ye People” the puppet carolers begin a revised “Joy to the world” that incorporates not only the Christian Lord, but Muhammad, Confucius, Martin Luther, and Tom Cruise.
“Have yourself a merry little winter,” they continue to sing, “make the Yuletide gay, or straight, or bi, or whatever it’s comfortable being…”
When Sack notes that holidays apparently now have genders, the puppet responds that it can have whatever gender it wants to, and it’s not really for him to judge.
“Okay, well I’m going to go hang some mistletoe…and myself,” Sack mutters as the carolers begin “On the First Day of Kwanza.”
Watch it all, below:
The last clip, titled “Candy Cane Conference,” gives us a peek inside a hypothetical business meeting with candy cane executives. As the staff discusses how excited they are that candy canes will be everywhere now that it’s the holiday season, Sack presents a study that shows “nobody” actually likes candy canes.
One employee protests, but they soon agree that– from the plastic wrapping to the chemical flavor to their tendency to break and crumble– candy canes aren’t an ideal snack.
Check out their potential solutions, below:
“The B.S. of A.†airs Saturdays at 10 p.m. on TheBlaze TV.
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FunFunFun
Posted on December 24, 2012 at 4:06pmWhy does Brian Sack has to be in every skit / interview / newsman / ….. ?
I like his crew better.
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DIR
Posted on December 24, 2012 at 6:14pmI don’t know the answer to Funfunfun’s question, but if Sack is the elf, he’s a dead ringer for Bill O’Reilly, and having O’ as an elf doing politically correct Christmas charols is pretty funny.
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rogwl
Posted on December 25, 2012 at 9:58pmHow about because its his show…
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Spinmamma
Posted on December 24, 2012 at 2:37pmI am also in the 50 + group and I love Brian’s humor. So there you go,.
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GroundZero is Nuclear Demolition x3
Posted on December 24, 2012 at 11:54amRemind me of listening to the radio, when “Money for Nothing” came on. The censored ******, three times? WTF!! A classic song ruined, the lyrics show animosity toward the rich guy but it offends the gay.
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N37BU6
Posted on December 24, 2012 at 9:45pmIt shows animosity toward him by calling him a homophobic slur… it’s not that hard to figure out, genius. It attacks both the rich guy, and all gays.
Great song, yes. I listen to it pretty often. The line doesn’t offend me in any way, and even if I were gay don’t think I would care, because I’m not easily offended. But to be outraged over its censorship? Come on… what do you expect? Hundreds of songs on the radio are censored. Glenn censors his own radio show.
Download the uncensored version and listen to it all you want.
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Pat Alexander
Posted on December 24, 2012 at 7:55amJay Leno has a new band leader. Forgot his name. He is trying hard to be cool. Even sways around while he pretends to be a bass player. He is not cool.
Former band leader – Kevin = Cool.
New guy – (Can’t even remember his name.) = Not Cool
SCTV = Funny. Original Saturday Nite Live cast. = Pretty funny. BS of A. Painful at times…
Chevy Chase = Funny
Brian Sack = Not so much. (But his heart is in the right place.)
“Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.â€
Unfortunately the former, not the latter is occuring here. At least for the most part….
Some ideas in entertainment just de-evolve. It’s just the nature of them…
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jcldwl
Posted on December 24, 2012 at 9:31amI guess this guys sense of humor appeals to someone but as for me in the 50+ age group I just don’t find him funny. Of course I have a 21 year old son who laughs at things I don’t see any humor in all the time so if he is reaching the youth then good for him.
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DIR
Posted on December 24, 2012 at 6:04pmHas anyone else noticed that a long time ago, things most made fun of, or thought were rediculous to the point of laughter are now culturally correct, mainstream, no longer laughable or funny, but sick. Sack’s routine pokes fun of things quickly becoming reality, and as such makes the humor not so humorous. Poking fun at stupid things doesn’t seem to work anymore. There are to many morons in this country who buy the PC BS no matter how stupid (rediculous, illogical, crazy, cheats reality) it is.
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48Straights
Posted on December 23, 2012 at 6:41pmBTW, give BSofA a chance. The have no where near the budget SNL does or the decades of corporate knowledge.
With money comes more talent, and better comedy. I know for a fact that there are many comics that would never ever even look at SNL because just being on a show that never produces anything funny is a strike against you. Just like being seen with the really ugly car, you dont want to be seen driving it around town.
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SaturdaysWarrior76
Posted on December 23, 2012 at 5:47pmYou know I really like Brian Sack and crew. I always get a laugh or a smile from the show! I know the humor is very taste specific but for some reason I seem to get it. *shrug* :)
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48Straights
Posted on December 23, 2012 at 5:43pmWow, TheBlaze did not, yet, post its two weekly links to Saturday Night Live. That is so cool that Glen Beck is not supporting that liberal show this week.
Instead we got BSofA. Not really all that funny, but it is humor designed to enlighten rather than raise ratings by being obnoxious to attract viewers like TheBlaze readers.
I find BSofA better than SNL but not by much. It is very similar to the “news” stories here in that it is very mild, does not take on the real news head on and is mixed with allot of wasted time and space.
Both could be shorter so the real news stories would stick out of the feel good stuff better.
I am glad TheBlaze decided to link to its sister product this week than donate a ton of pay per click dollars to prop up SNL’s advertising ratings. I bet SNL is not happy to loose TheBlaze as a major supplier of web traffic to its financial business model.
Seems like more real news here today too, YeaaaaH!
Perhaps that is TheBlaze’s Christmas gift to me, more “real news”.
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RJJinGadsden
Posted on December 23, 2012 at 5:55pmHey, SNL is not on tonight. So, no worries about The Blaze running parts of the show tomorrow morning.
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48Straights
Posted on December 23, 2012 at 5:59pmLOL, did not think of that LOL.
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RJJinGadsden
Posted on December 23, 2012 at 7:11pm48STRAIGHTS, LOL, had to look it up at our online TV listings. Nothing that I knew off the top of my head.
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The-Monk
Posted on December 23, 2012 at 5:15pmI didn’t know they got the rights to use Pumpernickel Boulevard back.
That’s good to see thought. Must have cost a bunch. : (
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RJJinGadsden
Posted on December 23, 2012 at 5:39pmHi MONK, I didn’t know that they had been stopped from using that name. Did NPR come after them? I imagine they carry a lot of weight in the left wing court system. If that is what happened it reminds me of when I returned from my second tour in Europe when I bought some tune up parts for a truck from then Auto Shack. Right afterwards I read of the law suit from Radio Shack, then suddenly we got Auto Zone.
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The-Monk
Posted on December 23, 2012 at 6:01pmHi RJJ,
Yeah, they forgot to copyright it, some one else did later and told them they had to stop using it.
Kind of like what Cyber-squatters do with website names and then try to sell them for big $$$$.
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RJJinGadsden
Posted on December 23, 2012 at 7:07pmHi MONK, thanks for explaining that. But, I do know about the cyber squatters though, and sort of thought it was something like that. Figures, doesn’t it?
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