Most of the kids who call into NORAD’s Santa-tracking headquarters are pretty preoccupied with the location of his sleigh and its proximity to their chimneys, but one child had a different question for air base volunteers on Christmas Eve.
“I’m from Newtown, Connecticut, where the shooting was,” volunteer Sara Berghoff remembers the child asking. “Is it possible that Santa can bring extra presents so I can deliver them to the families that lost kids?”
Berghoff, just 13 years old herself, was surprised by the question but quickly gathered her thoughts.
“If I can get ahold of him, I’ll try to get the message to him,” she replied.
Via the Associated Press, a sample of other calls NORAD fielded:
THE REAL DEAL: A young boy called to ask if Santa was real.
Air Force Maj. Jamie Humphries, who took the call, said, “I’m 37 years old, and I believe in Santa, and if you believe in him as well, then he must be real.”
The boy turned from the phone and yelled to others in the room, “I told you guys he was real!”
DON’T WORRY, HE’LL FIND YOU: Glenn Barr took a call from a 10-year-old who wasn’t sure if he would be sleeping at his mom’s house or his dad’s and was worried about whether Santa would find him.
“I told him Santa would know where he was and not to worry,” Barr said.
Another child asked if he was on the nice list or the naughty list.
“That’s a closely guarded secret, and only Santa knows,” Barr replied.
TOYS IN HEAVEN: A boy who called from Missouri asked when Santa would drop off toys in heaven.
His mother got on the line and explained to Jennifer Eckels, who took the call, that the boy’s younger sister died this year.
“He kept saying `in heaven,’” Eckels said. She told him, “I think Santa headed there first thing.”
BEST OF: Choice questions and comments wound up posted on a flip chart.
“Big sister wanted to add her 3-year-old brother to the naughty list,” one read.
“Are there police elves?” said another.
“How much to adopt one of Santa’s reindeer?”
“What’s the best way to booby-trap the living room to trap Santa?”
“When you see Santa, tell him hello for me, I never see him.”
“How does Santa make iPads?”
INTERNATIONAL FLAVOR: NORAD got calls from 220 countries and territories last year, and non-English-speakers called this year as well.
Volunteers who speak other languages get green Santa hats and a placard listing their languages so organizers can find them quickly.
“Need a Spanish speaker!” one organizer called as he rushed out of one of three phone rooms.
HE KNOWS WHEN YOU’RE AWAKE: At NORAD’s suggestion, volunteers often tell callers that Santa won’t drop off the presents until all the kids in the home are asleep.
“Ohhhhhhh,” said an 8-year-old from Illinois, as if trying to digest a brand-new fact.
“I’m going to be asleep by 4 o’clock,” said a child from Virginia.
“Thank you so much for that information,” said a grateful mom from Michigan.
CHRISTMAS EVE IN AFGHANISTAN: Five U.S. service personnel answered calls from Afghanistan for about 90 minutes through a conferencing hookup.
“They had a great time,” said Novobilski, the program spokeswoman.
NORAD wanted to set up a call center in Afghanistan but that proved too complex, she said.
HEY, MR. ELF: “Mr. Elf,” said one caller, “This is Adam, and I’ve been really good this year.”
FOR GEARHEADS: For people who want to know the specs of Santa’s sleigh, NORAD offers a trove of tidbits, including:
Weight at takeoff: 75,000 GD (gumdrops).
Propulsion: 9 RP (reindeer power).
Fuel: Hay, oats and carrots (for reindeer).