Cops Evacuate Fla. Movie Theater Over Reports Of Shotgun Being Smuggled In — Turns Out to Be a Sub Sandwich
The Epic movie theater multiplex in St. Augustine, FL was evacuated Thursday after two people called police and reported a man “stuffing something suspicious down the back of his pants” and that he could have a shotgun.
Approximately a dozen police cars responded to the scene. The theaters were emptied, the suspect located, but no gun (or any weapon) was found. Instead, the alleged smuggler admitted to sneaking a large sub sandwich into the theater.
Shortly after the incident, St. Augustine’s local TV channel, First Coast News was on the scene and filed this report.
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Comments (65)
Tom K
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 1:53pm” It that a footlong ( Sub ) in your pants or are you just glad to see me ? ” Many don’t go to the movies because it would enrich some of those “activist” actors and the movies are crappy. Some of today’s so-called Stars have put out an Anti-Gun Propaganda piece that many of you may not believe.
http://youtu.be/64G5FfG2Xpg
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Pilgrimsarbour
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 2:44pm“Wow!” This sub tastes like a $ $.”
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Pilgrimsarbour
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 2:44pm“Wait! There’s a crack in our sub!”
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Gold Coin & Economic News
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 2:58pmGreat, we’ve turned into a bunch of tards that are scared of our own shadow now. See what the friggin left has done to us all under the leadership of the Anointed One:
http://www.isthatbaloney.com/if-you-dont-think-they-want-your-guns-just-read-senator-dianne-feinsteins-proposed-legislation/
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The-Monk
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 3:25pmI guess we know who the hero was in this story….
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Dismayed Veteran
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 4:49pmNo, I don’t want the special seasoning.
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rickc34
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 7:02pmMust be one of Obama’s worshippers if he likes a foot long in the rear- forward says Obama.
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scdave
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 1:45pmIf he was trying to pick up the ladies he should have stuffed it in the front, not the back.
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pnwnative
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 2:46pmToo funny! LOL!
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G-WHIZ
Posted on December 29, 2012 at 10:01am…and these comments are a little…….SUB-STANDARD! :-)
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tankyjo
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 1:44pmWe the people, now, we the sheeple. The lack of situational awareness in public is astounding; replaced by fear. If people don’t want to have guns in theaters, they should have a TAC light, and mace at a minimum.
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Tree_Butcher
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 1:37pmBin Laden must be laughing his a$$ off at us.
What a bunch of fools.
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schroeder123
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 1:31pmThe reason snacks are so expansive in Theaters , To Keep The Tickets Low, B$ll $hit.
and it’s not to pay the help ether.
On the Door , it says , No Weapons Allowed. mmm too much fat is deadly.
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Mil-Dot
Posted on December 30, 2012 at 12:27pmYou know what I do when I see those signs? I ignore them. Only places I don’t carry are in govt buildings. Everywhere else is fair game. Let them try and catch me.
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m14guy
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 1:25pmIf it had hot peppers he would have been “packing heat”….
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83plus
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 1:37pmROFL Nice one.
What caliber, jalapenos?
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PapaJohannesPatriot
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 1:25pmWarning! This man has a sub, and it’s loaded [with lots of meats, etc.] :)
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pwatkins
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 1:20pmGlad this didn’t happen in NY or he wouldn’t have been able to buy enough drink to wash that stinky old weapon down with.
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dosdelgados
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 1:11pmTSA
Coming soon to a theatre near you.
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83plus
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 1:33pmTheater Security Agency
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dosdelgados
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 1:09pmPoor guy couldn’t use his SNAP card at the theatre. All Americans should have the RIGHT to movie theatre concessions. Let’s get a bill going!
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biohazard23
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 1:06pmPeople still go to the movies??
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RJJinGadsden
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 1:12pmBIOHAZARD, I was wondering the same thing. Hope you and your family had a wonderful Christmas.
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DougHuffman
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 1:16pmNot I.
It’s a hundred mile round trip (overnight until Spring) and $50 ferry tariff – if I should forget myself and be tempted.
And we are ten years TV free. We NetFlix when AmaXon isn’t screwing with the “cloud” <<==them's scare-quotes.
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banjarmon
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 1:03pmThat was a sub machine gun he was going to munch on!
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Le Sellers
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 4:44pmNice, but Ted Nugent said it first.
Mr. O’bama, will there ever BE any Jobs?
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GuruMeditation
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 12:57pmNot so epic.
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DougHuffman
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 1:07pmEpic fail! The democrat terrorists have won.
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Fubared
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 1:53pmIf you see something, eat something.
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jackact
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 12:57pmFor $12 a ticket we suffer this?
Vigillence is good but why go through this?
Stay home, stay safe.
Avoid Hollywood and watch the big screen TV at home.
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FidgetforFreedom
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 1:07pmAvoid Hollyweird altogether. Boycott. Why give your hard earned $$ to the commies who in turn give it to Liberal/lefty/Democratic causes/campaigns. All you are doing when you pay to see their movies is help to fund the demise of our once great nation. Unless of course you do your homework and find out who the few conservatives in Hollywood are, and only support those actors.
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Tom K
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 2:04pm@ JACKACT : ” If you see something, say something ” has gone too far here. If you don’t know the difference between a shotgun and a sandwich, don’t leave the house. I just know I’m getting my tax dollars worth to operate the Government schools where critical thinking is non-existant.
@ FIDGETFORFREEDOM: THANK YOU – Your ticket Money is funding these Dem-Lib-Prog-Soc-Comms who think that Americans care about these ” actors’ ” political positions. WE DON’T !
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RaydocX
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 12:54pmfor the Israelis, it was terrorism that threatened to be their undoing, making them jump at every shadow, fear disrupting their daily lives… it’s the goal of terrorists, to impact a society’s behavior or opinion through fear.
sadly, the class warfare rhetoric and emotion driven pontification by OUR OWN GOVERNMENT are pushing us into that glaring reality test, but unlike the Israelis, we are failing…
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mercenary4freedom
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 12:51pmSt Augustine is a quaint little beachfront liberal town where shadows are seen on the walls and unseen voices mumur in the dark. These ghost chasng libs are dilusional. The whole town revolves around ghosts.
http://www.ghostsandgravestones.com/st-augustine/
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Lets-do-it
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 12:45pmIts Bush’s fault!!!!
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BasketFullOfPuppies
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 12:45pmMake the people afraid of their own shadow. Of course, the progressives will say it is a sign of the times and that people are showing an abundance of caution. But, we all learned how to look both ways before we crossed the street. People need to learn critical thinking skills, or they will always be slaves to their fears.
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BHOHG2G
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 6:03pmThe leaves rustle in the wind and all of the sheeple scream and run. Pathetic. I’m ashamed, I really am.
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ozchambers
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 12:37pmStuffed it in the back of his pants?? Don’t EVER share a sub with that guy! I’d like a BLT, hold the e-coli, please!
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Janet056
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 12:28pmTypical good dumocrats….anything they see in their mind as a gun, must be so….the crazy fools….
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ares338
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 12:26pmAn obvious killer sandwich! If popcorn didn’t cost $12.00 a bag he wouldn’t have committed that horrible crime!
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Cavallo
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 12:21pmI have never seen such hysterical paranoid limp wristed madness. These people are far more likely to get killed or maimed driving to the theater than being shot in one.
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guntotinsquaw
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 12:20pmA shotgun?? They mistook a footlong sub sandwich for a SHOTGUN!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!
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Cavallo
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 12:46pmYup.. neighbors watching neighbors. Children reporting on their parents. Paranoid weirdness everywhere. Welcome to the new America.
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CALLMEMSGT
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 12:18pmHey man, want a bite of my sub samich? No, thanks!
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Landon410
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 12:13pmwe need to ban sandwhiches longer than 6 inches to avoid these types of incidents…….
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Zipit
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 12:42pmMeatball marinara must not have the ability to hold more than 10 meatballs at a time, along with a size restriction on said meatball, and a limit to the amount of sauce the sandwich in question can hold!
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