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Jan. 11, 2013 7:05am Jonathon M. Seidl

If you ask anyone who is knowledgeable about guns, they’ll tell you that today’s talk about an “assault” weapons ban is really just a scary-looking weapons ban. The laws, the argument goes, mostly just outlaw guns that look menacing. It seems that line of thinking got one person on eBay thinking: What would so-called “assault” weapons look like back in the time of cavemen?

We seem to have an answer — and it could be yours for ~~$20.51~~ now ~~$100~~ $3,050:*

Cavemans Assault Weapon Rock on Sale on eBay

(Photo: eBay)

“This is your chance to own the most iconic piece of history tried and true of all assault weapons!” the auction’s description says. “This rock is millions of years old and may have been the caveman’s AR15. This is not a modern AR15 or assault weapon, rather this is the caveman’s AR15 (Assault Rock). Again this is a ROCK.

“This item is intended purely for decoration and not intended to be used as a weapon. This is your chance to own a piece of history.”

The auction has nine days left and started out at $0.99. However, you might want to rush to see it: One internet thread claims that a similar auction was taken down by eBay.

No word on if Vice President Biden is expected to include such weapons in his gun control recommendations.

(H/T: Blaze reader Tim)

*Update:

The auction price has now risen. We’ll continue updating it throughout the day.

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Shrugged
Posted on January 11, 2013 at 9:55am
. . .and this rock evolved into a high velocity assault weapon with the invention of the sling. David took out Goliath with one as Goliath laughed in his face. He didn’t believe a small boy with integrity and a strong commitment to what is right could beat such a big adversary.

Our fight is a David and Goliath fight. Get your slings ready and stay humble. Biden and Obama are laughing at you right now

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- walnutportconservative
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 10:16am
  David went against what others saw as a giant. He perhaps didn’t look at that Philistine as a Giant, because in his corner was the Living God. God’s not dead, he is surely alive. David had a heart for God. 1 Samual 17:45 David said to the Philistine, “You come against me with sword and spear and javelin, but I come against you in the name of the Lord Almighty, the God of the armies of Israel, whom you have defied”.
  Hey plugs… you think what you do is a “Big &#@king Deal”? Wait till you meet my God, the God of Israel.
  
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- bonesiii
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 10:16am
  David even had ammo — five stones. Imagine if he’d packed more than ten!
  
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- oldguy49
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 10:19am
  careful guys…….you do know after guns they come for your slingshot’s ………..they already outlawed some slingshots in germany and australia……….i just bought 1…..barnett cobra…….just to have
  
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- walnutportconservative
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 10:23am
  Interesting, but my hunting rifle also holds five projectiles.
  
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- debrarae
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 11:18am
  Shhhhhhhhhhh! Don’t give the libs any more ideas!
  
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- pakaeboiboi
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 11:52am
  Dear Leader ….. SLAVES DON’T NEED GUNS ….. disarm the SLAVES before it’s too late …..
  
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- JacquesChirac
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 12:26pm
  “He who controls the past controls the future. He who controls the present controls the past.”
  
  C’mon…y’all know that cavemen didn’t really use weapons on each other!!! Sheese! This whole assault weapon thingy has only just now become a…..a…..serious crisis!
  
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- banjarmon
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 12:35pm
  I just tied my rock on the end of a stick….What will I call it???
  
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- banjarmon
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 12:53pm
  Paten Pending 01/01/7836 BC….Rock on a Stick!
  
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- The_Almighty_Creestof
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 1:23pm
  If our congressmen had any rocks/stones in their shorts…we’d have nothing to worry about. Instead, some supposedly staunch pro-gun senator will say…I’ll vote with Obama, as long as you toss in a $5 billion earmark for construction in my state that will go to my cousin’s company.
  
  They are all gutless traitors.
  
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- The_Cabrito_Goat
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 1:51pm
  The sling and the spear are two ancient weapons that get little respect anymore.
  
  All anybody cares about are bows and arrows….give the sling some love!
  
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- John.Galt
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 2:01pm
  David had 5 stones not because his faith wasn’t strong.
  
  David had 5 stones because golliath had 4 brothers.
  
  I need 30 round mags because rioters travel in packs. Remember the Rodney King riots?
  The police would not enter the “war zone,” so if you only had 10 round magazines you and your family would soon be DEAD, and after a couple of weeks your bodies would be removed…
  
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- Ben__Franklin
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 3:35pm
  Sadly David was also limited to only 10 Rocks in his Rock Sack by the King. David found away around the law by keeping one in his sling at all times bringing his total to 11.
  
  David never had a problem carrying that Sling out in the open until the day he decided to paint his sling black. The city guards arrested him in the farmers market for intimidating the citizens.
  
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- Dont_eat_me_bro
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 3:49pm
  banjarmon
  Now you’ve done it – you have attached a bayonet to your AR! It’s really scary now!
  
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- Shrugged
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 4:27pm
  Interesting thoughts you guys !!
  @john Galt — Enjoyed your post – Philistines have large families so the 5 limit was a good thing for big and little brothers! We need to worry about the 10 limit because the 2nd amendment’s assumed enemy was the government. That means we should be guaranteed the same fire power as the best of our government-sponsored counterparts. We should be buying rocket launchers.
  
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- Shrugged
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 4:34pm
  @OldGuy49 – thanks for the tip – I will be online looking for one this evening
  @John_Galt — Amen on the 30 round mags. The assumed enemy behind the 2nd amandment was the Government. Therefore, we are guaranteed the same firepower as the best in the assumed enemny. Where can I buy a rocket launcher?
  
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- Shrugged
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 4:45pm
  Sorry for the repeat post – I keep getting a “Page 404 error” and can’t tell if the submission was received.
  
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- MisterSarcastic
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 5:32pm
  Banjarmon…you call that a force multiplier.
  
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- Caniac Steve
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 11:24pm
  until all of the “davids” come for him/them…:D
  
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- Greenwood
  Posted on January 13, 2013 at 9:55am
  @WALNUTPORT…………….”but I come against you in the name of the Lord Almighty, the God of the armies of Israel,
  
  Lord Almighty is a title not a name. David would have used God’s name.
  
  1 Samuel 17:45 In turn David said to the Phi‧lis′tine: “You are coming to me with a sword and with a spear and with a javelin, but I am coming to you with the name of Jehovah of armies, the God of the battle lines of Israel, whom you have taunted.
  
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Joel Knows
Posted on January 11, 2013 at 9:35am
I’ve got a high capacity magazine for the Caveman Assault Weapon I might part with, if anyone is interested….

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- oldchevyguy
  Posted on January 12, 2013 at 10:58pm
  Let me guess.It’s a wheelbarrow.
  
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rochrealtor
Posted on January 11, 2013 at 9:16am
Now that is funny!!!l!! Ha Ha

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Timberframer
Posted on January 11, 2013 at 9:09am
If you have taken time to post here, have you also taken time to click on the take action bar on the top of the page. It is easy and much more effective than talking among like minded people. We need to educate the millions of people who know so little about guns and the second amendment. I have been carrying a 30-06 cartridge, a .223 cartridge, and a 9mm in my pocket to show people unfamiliar with guns. I ask them which “gun” they would be most likely to support banning. They normally choose from biggest to smallest, but when asked if they would ban hunting guns they say no. I then tell them that the 30-06 has been the most popular hunting gun for over a half century. Then I get into more discussion about guns and the real meaning of the constitution.

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- old blacksmith
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 5:22pm
  tinberframer, good idea.
  i keeps a 1938 silver 5 mark reichsmark coin in my pocket & a zehn millionen mark paper note from the weimar (dated 23 july 1923 – silly germans) on the wall over my desk – both from e-bay. just a reminder about precious metals vs. fiat currency.
  you really a timberframer? i’m really a restoration blacksmith – brandywine forge.
  if you are a wood hewin’ guy & don’t know about eric sloane you’re missing a lot of good info. excellent life body of work. weatherman, artist in oil (painted the mural at smithsomian air & space – 70′ high x 120′ long) and pen and ink. collector & retainer of early americana – the real stuff. how people lived & worked under God’s great sky. excellent on tools & how they were made and all things carved & hewn. very heavy into the culture, religious & moral values of the founders.
  
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Watcher1952
Posted on January 11, 2013 at 9:03am
Just remember that there are people out there in your comminities that will turn you in for owning a weapon…..then the brown shirts will come to your house and collect them……the neighbors did it in NAZI Germany and other countries…….be careful who knows you have them….or prepare for a gun battle……they are coming

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- seek.the.truth
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 9:23am
  Lots and lots of gun owners where I live. Ongoing discussion in our house is –do you really think the government would have enough brown shirts to come after us all?
  
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- Tachy320
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 11:06am
  Blue hats. Easier to see.
  
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- oldguy49
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 11:11am
  seekthe truth……………don’t know the answer……….however DHS did purchase 1.5 billion rounds of hollowpoint rounds for ………….something
  
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- Misdirection
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 11:33am
  @seek the truth
  When they have all the food. Lots of people will do anything. Its called nationalization so they control what you can and cannot have. Easy way to quell small rebellions in isolated districts. That’s why if you really want protection. Find a large LDS populated area and join your local congregation. For they have there own food, plus have means of getting and protecting more. Everyone can join!~
  
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- Misdirection
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 11:36am
  Seek the truth
  When they control the food. sheeple will do anything. They have no choice. That’s why I have decided to live in a largely LDS community. They have all the food! next to government… Just walked in and joined!
  
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- Tonto USA
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 12:47pm
  I’d think they’ll send the ones they don’t like much and the ugly ones first….cause I don’t think they’re going to do so good as the socialists think.
  
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scrapadapolis
Posted on January 11, 2013 at 9:03am
Before the ban kicks in I just addded another nail to my stick.I hope Im granfathered in.

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- DRT_7.62_BTHP
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 2:38pm
  I did the same. But Feinsteins bill really doesn’t have a grandfather clause. She wants us checked, registered, and fingerprinted so she know right where we are and what we have.
  
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walnutportconservative
Posted on January 11, 2013 at 8:53am
Assault Rock? A Blaze article about the wrong rock… I fear.
1 Peter 2:8
and,“A stone that causes people to stumble and a rock that makes them fall.”They stumble because they disobey the message—which is also what they were destined for.

Folks… Sin has consequences. The rock has been rejected here in America. The jews didn’t understand two thousand years ago, “The stone the builders rejected has become the cornerstone”.
Six times in the New Testimant a stone is spoken of. It too is an assault stone. It is the stone I hold dear to. How about you?

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- yoshik
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 9:06am
  Amen. And God forgive my anger and complete puzzlement over Obama. He is too stupid to be he Anti Christ, but he IS a taste The only human I have ever hated.
  
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- Zeb
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 11:22am
  John 8:7 (KJV)
  
  So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.
  
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fastfacts
Posted on January 11, 2013 at 8:45am
If you haven’t seen it yet, you have to see Breitbart’s Ben Shapira educate Piers Morgan on how his rhetoric is idiotic and asinine. He even hands Piers a Constitution and tells him to ‘Read it’ then Piers slams it down and calls it a “little book: ( http://www.thedailycandidate.com/video/2013/jan/shapiro_piers_constitution.html )

This is why people want to deport Piers.

BEN SHAPIRO, TWO CHEERS FOR YOU ON THE AWESOME JOB.

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NoMoMrNiceGuy
Posted on January 11, 2013 at 8:20am
You can yell – you can scream – you can jump up and down – It matters not – Those in power will do what they want and if you think for a minute they give a damn about you and I then you are dilusional –
It is not just the LEFT (although they are pretty bad) it is the RIGHT as well. corrupt – uncaring – Godless humans in it for themseleves -

I would love to see Congress publish their “WHY”

God Bless us all -

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SpankDaMonkey
Posted on January 11, 2013 at 8:19am
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Muslims use cave rock’s to kill all the time………

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- Bluebonnet
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 1:38pm
  I think they still stone women to death…………like the good ‘ole days. They don’t need guns to kill.
  
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DougHuffman
Posted on January 11, 2013 at 8:09am
Good people are armed with wits, guns, ROCKS, and the Truth. Please do not abuse our right to assault rocks or the Federal Executive will ban them too, ex post facto.

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liltexasgal
Posted on January 11, 2013 at 8:05am
I’m pretty handy with a slingshot.

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- Fireking151
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 9:11am
  SSSHHHH! Don’t tell them everything! 8-)
  
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- Fireking151
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 9:19am
  Yeah. Blaze site is having problems, sorry for reposts.
  
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SilentRunner
Posted on January 11, 2013 at 8:02am
Seriously, watch for Obanana to restrict gun ownership to BB guns. He’ll argue that is not an infringement of the Second Amendment because you will be allowed to own a “gun”.

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- Tickdog
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 8:17am
  hey i have a B.B. gun.. i can put an eye out with that thing… :-)
  
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- Tickdog
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 8:18am
  hey i have a B.B. gun.. i can put an eye out with that thing.
  
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steve-in-pa
Posted on January 11, 2013 at 7:44am
Sure this looks pretty good but I prefer to stick with my high capacity hammer with a laser site professionally duct taped to it and bore sighted. Sure some out there may say hammers are too dangerous and you run the risk of hitting your thumb but thats the choice I make because I’m a rebel, I got a parking ticket about 12 years ago and waited a whole day before I paid it. Thats what I call “sticking it to the man”!!

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- OhioRifleman
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 8:26am
  Rebellion is a pole saw. A hammer is kinda handy, actually.
  
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qpwillie
Posted on January 11, 2013 at 7:42am
Did they have rock free zones?

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- 226crimsontrace
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 12:58pm
  I put a “No tornado zone” sign on my house, and a “No dent zone” sign on my truck. Now I can drop my insurance. I hope they work better than the “No gun zone” sign
  
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thewhiteright
Posted on January 11, 2013 at 7:41am
70 million gun owning FREE MEN will not simply turn in there firearms and turn their backs on freedom. The signal for the start of this country’s new civil war will be at the hand of the person that give orders to march against the FREE MAN. With the first gun taken from any one of us, I pray God to save your soul, because 69,999,999 firearm carrying freedom fighters will come to rescue our brother/sister and restore their freedom.

Leftist Communist, if you haven’t noticed all firearms have left the shelves and all of the ammo is ready at hand. Go ahead and march against The LOVER OF FREEDOM “THE AMERICAN” It will be a wonderful thing to wake up the next morning and not be sharing American air with traitors.

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- Fishmanone
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 4:34pm
  AMEN brother AMEN!!!!!
  
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Ben__Franklin
Posted on January 11, 2013 at 7:37am
VP “Plugs” Bite me, President O’blamo, Nazi Piglosi, and Jester Reid will never take my Assault Rocks! I have them hidden in my drive way. Good Luck!

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Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on January 11, 2013 at 7:35am
Wonderful story but with a truth to it: if Obama disarms the nation, this is all we will have left.

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- Ben__Franklin
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 7:49am
  We will be fine, I have been practicing my Rock Throwing skills at the local family friendly range each month. I have a pointy stick in my ankle holster for back up.
  
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- Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 8:12am
  @Ben:
  
  Pointy stick? Good for vampires (read: IRS) and other such blood-suckers (Read; most politicians).
  
  If anything people may want to learn to use such simple hunting arms as a bow/arrow or even old fashion slings and slingshots. Worse comes to worse, there are lots of small game that can be eaten until the world returns to some state of sanity.
  
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- Mr. H.
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 2:17pm
  Any weapon is a lethal weapon in trained hands. And nearly anything you can pick up can be used as a weapon, from a Bic Pen to a Barrett 50 cal. It just depends on how far you have to reach out to touch someone.
  
  Sling shots are a powerful weapon, but you only get one shot in close quarters! My home made sling shot put a quarter inch steel ball through a piece of 2by pine at 10′. It also drove a 34″ aluminum arrow with a target point through the same board at 10′.
  
  And I killed a coyote with a 50 year old Crossman 550 at 50′ with an eye shot using a 177 jet lead pellet. That is about the same as a BB which is also 177.
  
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steve-in-pa
Posted on January 11, 2013 at 7:34am
I prefer to stick with my time tested high capacity assault hammer with a laser professionally mounted with duct tape on it. True you run the risk of hitting your thumb but the quick reload time makes it my personal choice.

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- steve-in-pa
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 7:51am
  Why does it say error when I try to post but when I just looked my first post worked? Might have the other two attempts of me trying to post show up. Sorry guys I thought and it said my posting was not working.
  
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- kickagrandma
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 8:08am
  Steve~~~ Same thing happened to me this a.m.
  I do believe someone is messing with this site.
  
  I, too, apologize to BLAZERS for a double posting under another story. *sigh*
  
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biohazard23
Posted on January 11, 2013 at 7:30am
Ha ha ha ha ha!!!! Maybe I can sell my husband’s tools and tool box on eBay as a personal and home security system…

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- RJJinGadsden
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 7:53am
  BIOHAZARD, Good morning. Oh man, as somebody who takes every opportunity to work with wood, please don’t do that to your man! LOL, then how will he be able to protect you when the chips are down.
  Hehehe, my nail guns are really great, but the pneumatic staplers put two lengthy prongs in for each shot.
  
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- biohazard23
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 8:34am
  Hey, RJ! No, I would never sell those things as I use them, too. I’m pretty handy with my staple gun, and no, I haven’t had any accidents with it. I think it’s just soooo funny that the libs are freaked out by a certain type of weapon yet they fail to realize that ANYTHING can be used to kill someone. But if they had their way with things, a tool box and power tools would be all that the population would have for protection.
  
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- Zeb
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 1:28pm
  Thanks a million for the tip.
  I just designed a laser and 1800 lumen torch mount for my nail gun.
  
  illuminate, designate, nail-um ,,,,, tween the eyes at twenty feet
  
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- Zeb
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 1:45pm
  Q. Isn’t it against the Geneva Convention for the Military to use hollowpoint or fragmenting ammo?
  
  You probably mean the Hague Peace Conference held in July 1899. That was when “bullets that expand or flatten easily in the human body” were first proscribed. The United States was never a signatory to the Hague Peace Conference which meant that not only could the United States use those rounds but also that if the US entered a conflict all the other parties could use them too.
  
  The United States did, however, sign the Hague Convention 1907, Article 23(e) which forbade: “…arms, projectiles, or material (sic) calculated to cause unnecessary suffering.” As a result, US snipers used M-118 ammo, a “Match” version of M-80 ball. (7.62×51mm 173-grain solid-tipped boat tail).
  
  In late 1985, the Judge Advocate General wrote an opinion which affirmed that expanding ammo was legal for the US to use in operations “not involving the engagement of the armed forces of another State” (like counter terrorist operations, for example).
  
  In 1990, another opinion permitted the use of the Sierra MatchKing hollowpoint round by US snipers, reasoning that it was not designed to expand or fragment and that the hollowpoint design was a result of the requirements for manufacturing super-accurate bullets.
  
  Then in 1993 Special Operations Command was given the go-ahead by the Judge Advocate General to equip their forces with JHP rounds (Winchester “Black Talon” at the time) for their
  
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- biohazard23
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 1:51pm
  @Zeb, can you send me one of those souped-up nail guns? For wood working, of course… ;)
  
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- Zeb
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 4:53pm
  shopping list
  
  http://www.ebay.com/itm/190697388781?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1423.l2649
  
  http://www.ebay.com/itm/400336841446?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1423.l2649
  
  http://www.ebay.com/itm/310540407318?ssPageName=STRK:MEWNX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1497.l2649
  
  http://www.ebay.com/itm/Green-Beam-Pen-Ultra-Powerful-5mW-532nm-Laser-Pointer-Pen-Beam-Light-5-mW-KS-/221176025793?pt=US_Laser_Pointers&hash=item337f1e52c1
  
  bring your own nail gun / cross bow
  
  one slow boat from china
  
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ShyMan
Posted on January 11, 2013 at 7:27am
“I’m the best rock thrower in the county, I can do 20 pull ups, and I’m saving up for a gold tooth.”

Ernest T. Bass

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- Zipit
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 7:48am
  SHY!!!!! LOL ! One of the greatest Andy episodes ever. Ernest t. Bass as a school crossing guard, armed with a bag-o-rocks!!!!!!!
  
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- RJJinGadsden
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 8:06am
  Bwahahahahaha! Earnest T. still rules!
  
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- Patriot83
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 8:45am
  Similar to Earnest T’s arsenal, Ellie May Clampett used her bra as her assault weapon. “It ain’t to accurate, but it sure throws a heap of rocks!”
  
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- Zipit
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 9:17am
  Patriot! She could also, “shoot a fly off a plate of grits from fifty yards”!!!! BA-zing~
  
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- MisterSarcastic
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 5:45pm
  She once defeated her entire family in a skeet contest. Here’s the rub. Her family were using shotguns, all she had was a slingshot. I don’t know about you but I think that’s more impressive than anything Annie Oakley ever did.
  
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De-Elect
Posted on January 11, 2013 at 7:27am
I’m scared of rocks! Ban them all!

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- retiredguy1952
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 3:27pm
  When rocks are outlawed, only outlaws will have rocks!!! (Or anyone who leaves the house and picks one up off the ground)
  
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lel2007
Posted on January 11, 2013 at 7:15am
I prefer those rocks designed for throwing by hand, though the smaller ones, engineered for use in a sling, are pretty nice looking.

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- willbedone
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 7:39am
  When most people think of the story of David and Goliath they think of a small child using a pebble size stone. However the stone he used was a smooth rounded stone about the size of a billiard ball. The sling that he used was about 3 1/2 feet long. When thrown overhand like a baseball at close range it could be disastrous. Often times they were used in similar fashion that artillery is used today, slung underhanded and lofted into the air to fall on the enemy with equal results.
  
  The sling with baseball sized stones may be necessary if Obama gets his wish.
  
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- 00100111
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 9:27am
  And David was the Delta Force Operator of his day. He was deadly accurate with that thing. A stone that size to the forehead with enough force is enough to crush the skull and kill a man.
  
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kickagrandma
Posted on January 11, 2013 at 7:10am
Love it!

Anyone falling for the “assault weapons” lies is dumber than a box of rocks.

PRAY, AMERICA.
PRAY BRINGING DOWN STRONGHOLDS OF satan.
STAND NOW.
In JESUS’ MIGHTY AND POWER-FILLED name, amen!

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- Zeb
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 11:46am
  assault pryer
  
  yes I LOVE THAT
  
  ON THAT DAY!
  All the innocent blood shall witness against the abortionist and their benefactors,
  
  may the cascade of their stones be accurate and endless
  
  John 8:7 (KJV)
  
  So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone
  
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- Zeb
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 12:30pm
  ROCKS ARE OK
  but I PREFER ‘hornady zombie max’
  
  https://www.google.com/search?q=hornady+zombie+max&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=UxO&tbo=u&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&tbm=isch&source=univ&sa=X&ei=uUnwUM_7BNOHqwHI6YGIDQ&ved=0CD0QsAQ&biw=913&bih=686
  
  Treat the zombie trolls and their progenitors to the best.
  
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338lapua
Posted on January 11, 2013 at 7:09am
Pre-ban assault rock! Better snap it up!!!!!

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- Bluebonnet
  Posted on January 11, 2013 at 1:40pm
  Hey, I’ll buy a couple of ‘em.
  
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