On Friday, TheBlaze was the first to bring you the story of the caveman’s “assault weapon” being sold on eBay. That “weapon” was a rock, and when we published our story it was currently at $20.51. Shortly after, it shot up to $100. So we decided to give it the weekend and check in Monday morning to see the price. Can you guess how much it shot up to?
The current price as of publication time is $3,050 $4,050 $5,100*:
The bid has increased so much that there’s now a financing option.
But that’s not all that’s changed in the auction. As TheBlaze pointed out last week, a similar auction was removed by eBay. So the person behind the latest one has included a plea to the auction site not to remove the item:
ebay: please do not remove this listing as I have not violated any restrictions of items to sell, I can`t edit the ad because there are already bids on it so there is NO reason for you to take this ad. This is a rock intended for display purposes only and some of the proceeds are going to used for good causes so you will not only be taking away from me but from organizations that need our help thanks.
jedibricks
Jedibricks — apparently the person behind the auction — also now promises that the money will go to a good cause: “money will be going to firearms related clubs, charities ect just not decided yet so it will be used for good.”
But wait, there’s more.
The auction now has a hilarious question-and-answer section that is sure to make you smile. Here are some of the excerpts (click on the photo to enlarge it):
In case the questions are hard to see, here’s the text:
Q: Does it have the stick option or could you advise me where I could find one?
A: Mounting a stick to it would make it a hammerQ: Does the Geico Caveman carry this model?
A: No he carries a lizard in zombie greenQ: Is this teflon coated so it can defeat body armor?
A: Cavemen armor consisted only of a few leather hides.Q: Do you think this will be effective against zombies?
A: I PROMISE you that if you are the winning bidder zombies will NEVER come when you have thisQ: are we sure that there are no open cases involving this rock. i would hate to purchase and then have the FBI, ATF, etc come by because there were unsolved cases of this being used in mass murders and such. who knows some nut may have hit a couple of dozen people with this thing before hitting himself.
A: I have not used this rock in any malicious manner, but due to its age I can not give an accurate or complete record of any misdeeds it may have mustered.
You can bid on the “assault weapon” here. We’ll continue to update the price as the day goes on.
* Update:
The price has gone up again. We’ll continue to update the post with the most recent price.
Update II:
There are several other readers who have written to say there are other rocks for sale on eBay, too. Here are a few examples.
In fact, this person wrote in to say he had the original idea but his was taken down by eBay. You can see his postings here. That may be, but either way the one originally brought to our attention and that we’ve been following seems to be the one that’s become the most popular.
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Comments (56)
jmiller135
Jan. 14, 2013 at 12:15pmwill these come under the UN Small Weapons Ban
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338lapua
Jan. 14, 2013 at 10:46amMockery is TRULY the best medicine for this regime that afflicts us.
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aquinasreigns
Jan. 14, 2013 at 10:44amI find it to be terribly racist to be auctioning off a rock like this…….hardy har har har har! ;-)
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Beachmastermax
Jan. 14, 2013 at 10:42amPalestinians still use these.
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Beachmastermax
Jan. 14, 2013 at 10:46amThere could be an International weapons transfer issue involved here.
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zoro51
Jan. 14, 2013 at 10:08amat least the PET ROCK was a fad n gimick for all we know this could be a stone form the sahara desert claiming to be a cave mans stone…
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Xiccarph
Jan. 14, 2013 at 9:48amI was lucky enough to find a assault-type rock years ago in a field. It had been modified however; ground to an edge at one end and had grooves on three sides. I have always assumed because of its advanced, more evil features in military applications, that it was a battlefield find which would these days fall within a NFA rock weapon classification. Fearing some ATF goons would find me with an unregistered NFA rock one day, I threw it into another field by my back yard
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John.Galt
Jan. 14, 2013 at 12:26pmlol. I too have found many of these “assault rocks.” It appears they were once fastened to some sort of stick, and either thrown by hand or using some sort of simple device to hurl it at higher speeds that one can throw. Some of them are larger and in fact, appear that they were used to either to cut wood or bash heads… perhaps a dual use implement.
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TIMEBOMB
Jan. 14, 2013 at 9:39amBy the time I’m finished with you that’s all you’ll have because guns,in the wrong hands that would be the grubby little hands of my serfs, is a threat to my regime and I won’t tolerate it. As your magnificent gay Marxist ruler I’m going to regulate gun makers out of business,I’ll force my banks to stop doing business with gun makers and you won’t be able to buy a gun anywhere. The only people who’ll have guns is criminals,my people. So rejoice anarchists your magnificent Marxist gay ruler will disarm the populace then you can do your thing.
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Seth Patriot
Jan. 14, 2013 at 9:36amIf you attach it to a pigeon you can make a predator drone out of it.
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SistaTriscuit
Jan. 14, 2013 at 9:23amHere’s another one – it’s been up for a few days now. The question and answer section is hilarious as well. This one is the “Tactical Assault Rock from CroMagnum Arms International”. Would love to see the bids on this one skyrocket as well.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Tactical-Assault-Rock-from-CroMagnum-Arms-International-CAI-NOW-IN-BLACK-/261154614856?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3cce072e48
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DZ-015
Jan. 14, 2013 at 9:08amDoes it come with papers, and scissors to cut through the red tape regarding ownership?
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jettson
Jan. 14, 2013 at 9:03amIt kills people in Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, Sudan, Iran, Yemen.
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banjarmon
Jan. 14, 2013 at 9:32am@patriotteapress
Nice shooter….Follow the 4 rules always!!!
http://www.tpwd.state.tx.us/learning/hunter_education/homestudy/safety_first/4rules.phtml
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patriotteapress
Jan. 14, 2013 at 9:02amSmart caveman know, you got to be “Rocked and Loaded” at all times.
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SacredHonor1776
Jan. 14, 2013 at 9:00amTime to brush up on your spear throwing, atlatl use, sling flinging, and bow skills.
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progressiveslayer
Jan. 14, 2013 at 8:46amIn Barrys utopia of a gun free America this would be an alternative to the ‘evil’ gun. Of course government would then regulate rocks out of existence.
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Gonzo
Jan. 14, 2013 at 8:50amLet the POTUS give up the guns protecting him and his family and then maybe I’ll consider giving up the guns protecting me and my family. You first Barry.
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progressiveslayer
Jan. 14, 2013 at 9:03amI’m picking this up tomorrow check it out.
http://www.kimberamerica.com/1911/crimson-carry-ii/ultra-crimson-carry-ii
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Gonzo
Jan. 14, 2013 at 9:09amNice. Hope you never have to use it.
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progressiveslayer
Jan. 14, 2013 at 9:18amI know what you mean I hope it never happens but if it does and I’m armed I’ll have a better chance of winning.
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Gonzo
Jan. 14, 2013 at 8:41amI heard one liberal fool comment this weekend that “military grade assault weapons should not be available to the general public.” Tucker Carlson calmly and rightly informed the idiot “They aren’t.”
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progressiveslayer
Jan. 14, 2013 at 8:55amThey should be though G,I’ll readily admit I’m no constitutional expert but I don’t see anywhere in the second amendment that says what we can’t own. It reads in part,’shall not be infringed’ and to me that means congress can’t even draft a bill to become a law to infringe on that right. I still maintain that every gun law passed since the second amendment is unconstitutional. My two cents G.
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Gonzo
Jan. 14, 2013 at 9:02amI don’t disagree Slayer, I was just making the point that most of the idiot leftists don’t know what the existing gun laws are. How can they make a reasonable argument for new ones?
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progressiveslayer
Jan. 14, 2013 at 9:15amThey can’t they just want the populace unarmed and the government armed,it fits their collectivist agenda of power and control.
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smv803
Jan. 14, 2013 at 3:43pm@progressiveslayer…..the Constitution says Congress can’t, but unless I am wrong, I didn’t see where it says the president can’t. That’s the only way Osama can get around messing with our Second Amendment. If I am wrong, I think he needs a wheelbarrow for his cojones
if he does try to ban our weapons.
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biohazard23
Jan. 14, 2013 at 8:33amI wonder how much one could get for an assault tree branch on eBay?
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Bullfrog85
Jan. 14, 2013 at 8:44amI bought mine for $59.99 but it also came with a case and a 2 year warranty…
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Gonzo
Jan. 14, 2013 at 8:55amYou’re a savvy shopper Froggy!
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biohazard23
Jan. 14, 2013 at 9:26amHeh heh heh… :)
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Bullfrog85
Jan. 14, 2013 at 8:29amWhat are the specifications for this particular model? I plan on getting my conceal carry and want purchase a holster for this beauty. Oh, and can I travel across state lines without a permit?
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TomFerrari
Jan. 15, 2013 at 2:50pmWhile it is legal in every state, you may want to check with NY, CA, HI, MA, IL, & DC regarding conceal carry of this model.
Personally, I have many of this model lying about. Never had one fail to function yet!
I’m not sure how we can tax these though, or how to sue the manufacturer. (Me, I think He’s awesome!)
As for holsters, I’d recommend the D4V1D or the Goliath, depending on whether you have the full-capacity rock or the New York 7-round model. (I understand the number 7 was scientifically derived from analysis of data gathered on all the instances of defensive use, and not just some arbitrary number that makes politicians look like they care)
Do you plan to use it for HD? CCW? Target? Hunting? I would NOT recommend this model as a deterrent to tyranny.
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1_Smoot_Tall
Jan. 14, 2013 at 8:25amIf I use it to daze on a woman, can I keep her?
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NoMoMrNiceGuy
Jan. 14, 2013 at 8:24amDemonstartes the absurdity of assault bans perfectly. Why I think even a cave man would understand !
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MittensKittens
Jan. 14, 2013 at 8:23amI wish I would have come up with that…I asked a question to the seller, if it came with a quad rail to mount a light and laser?
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Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Jan. 14, 2013 at 8:49amGood one.
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whatsitallabout
Jan. 14, 2013 at 8:23amNon.
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GUAPOKOVSKI
Jan. 14, 2013 at 8:20amPenetrator, Skull, MA1A Initial Issue, One Each Serial # 500k-BC
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RJJinGadsden
Jan. 14, 2013 at 8:19amThis is funny. I can see it setting some toast on fire eventually on The Blaze.
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DZ-015
Jan. 14, 2013 at 8:13amWas it ever someone’s pet?
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dublinthewagons
Jan. 14, 2013 at 8:20amIf you are the high bidder it could be. Lol
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dublinthewagons
Jan. 14, 2013 at 8:12amOver 52 thousand lookers have been to the site. Awesome. On bid of $10,000 was retracted
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