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‘B.S. of A.’ Eavesdrops on a Blind Date With a Fiscally Liberal Senator — And It’s All Sorts of Funny

Jan. 15, 2013 7:26am Erica Ritz

TheBlaze TV’s weekly comedy show, “The B.S. of A.” with Brian Sack, released a clip on Monday from its most recent broadcast titled “Quick Decisions.”

The clip opens with Lauren Adams and Brian Sack sitting down at a nice restaurant for a blind date, laughing and joking about how they ended up there.

The two appear to know little about one another, but Adams catches that something’s a bit “off” when her date orders them both food and wine without looking at the menu, or hearing more than one special from the waiter.

“Do you want to know how much it costs?” she asks.

“Mmm, not necessarily,” Sack responds, making a face.

When Adams notes that she’s not even sure what the options are, Sack laughs and remarks: “look at her all wanting to ‘read the menu,’” as though, maybe, you’d need two lawyers and two days to get through it.

TheBlazes B.S. of A. With Brian Sack Presents a Blind Date With a Senator

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“Where I work, we say, ‘reading? please,’” Sack continues, telling his date he is a U.S. Senator. “I love my job. In fact, I took some work with me– they handed this bill to me on the way out.”

Sack then heaves a stack of thousands of pages on the table, whipping out a pen and arbitrarily signing.

“So, what does it say?” his date inquires.

“You know what? I don’t know,” Sack says with an ingratiating smile, “but somewhere down here there is $20 million for my state to study the feasibility of delivering pizza with predator drones.”

After Adams reads the title, “The Legalization of Arson Act of 2013″ with horror, the two are interrupted by a disheveled young man who apologizes for interrupting his father’s affair.

“Do you think I can have $30,000, like right now?” he asks Sack, smiling and saying “coke binge” with relish after his father makes him out a check for $50,000.

After Adams chastises Sack for all the poor decisions he’s made in the last two minutes, the “senator” reaches across the table and asks, “will you marry me?”

Adams firmly declines the offer before the waiter returns to say that Sack’s corporate card has been “extremely” declined.

“Ooh,” Sack says with consternation. “Let me see if I can get my debt limit raised.”

Watch the entire clip, below:

“The B.S. of A.” airs Saturdays at 10 p.m. on TheBlaze TV and Dish channel 212.

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Comments (16)

Totally Domestic
Posted on January 16, 2013 at 11:18am
Just like um!!!!!!

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ImChiquita
Posted on January 16, 2013 at 11:10am
Love, love, LOVE “The B.S.of A”!

Please, sir, may I have a lit’le bit mor’ choc’late?

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BigMG
Posted on January 16, 2013 at 10:15am
This is simple enough for a progger to understand. The funniest things are those based on real life situations and expanded to absurdity. Brian has managed to keep it clean and clever.

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shorelineliz
Posted on January 15, 2013 at 3:26pm
Funny as heck! More please!

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spfoam1
Posted on January 15, 2013 at 12:34pm
Which Senator’s diary was hacked?

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sizzlinsexybeckster
Posted on January 15, 2013 at 9:18am
…..Okay cute, but how about doing this again. You can use this same Senator guy to have loads of different dates for a variety of skits. This skit was too obvious. You already knew the ending after the moment it started. (I hope you don’t mind a little helpful honest criticism.) How about the man getting a quick phone call from his wife. The gal he is one a date with is shocked – (you think she is appalled throughout the whole skit but only up until the ending the audience finds out she is actually getting “excited” and thinks shes found the date of her dreams.) Add to your skit the son approaching the table again, yet this time with his girlfriend who is obviously 9 months pregnant and he wants money so she can have her 12th abortion… because obviously she needs one bad. And his dad agrees also to this and hands him the money (we know how much the left loves abortions). Again, the audience thinks the senators date is appalled since she is shocked. Meanwhile the waiter keep wandering in, doing his job, giving napkins, next time he walks in he gives them water glasses, next time maybe silverware and overhearing the nonsense. At the end he witnesses the woman accepting this “man” as her dream man. The audience, as the waiter, are shocked. They sneak off to have a quickie before he has to meet his wife. Blah blah blah. Keep it up. Add this guy more dates to make this a running gag.

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- Bloody Sam
  Posted on January 15, 2013 at 11:02am
  What does B.S. of A. stand for? I’ve looked and can’t find it.
  Certainly not Boy Scouts of America.
  
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ThomasUSA
Posted on January 15, 2013 at 9:11am
Keep’m Come’n BSoA! :)

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freedomofspeech
Posted on January 15, 2013 at 8:56am
I understand funny, yet blood still shoots out of my eyes knowing the affordable healthcare bill now law! No one read it no one cares America cried out for it not to happen, do it another way options much better put on the table. It’s not about health at all, power/control suppression oppression. BS of A is appropriate name.

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Susie
Posted on January 15, 2013 at 8:16am
Gott’a love Brian and the gang.

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sizzlinsexybeckster
Posted on January 15, 2013 at 8:15am
Silly and cute. Maybe you could have added his date was looking for a job and the only person who is sane was the waiter. Keep it up. I’ll have to send you some books.

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Eastinfection
Posted on January 15, 2013 at 7:59am
That would have been funnier if the Blaze hadn’t spoiled the biggest punchline in the intro-text…

“I’m a US Senator”

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kickagrandma
Posted on January 15, 2013 at 7:49am
Nicely done! Someone send it to all our reps and senators, please!

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bpodlesnik
Posted on January 15, 2013 at 7:48am
I love the B.S. of A.

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RJJinGadsden
Posted on January 15, 2013 at 7:45am
Frankly, I don’t find any of that hard to believe and to include certain members of either party.

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- Eastinfection
  Posted on January 15, 2013 at 8:01am
  morning RJJ..
  
  are you still having to backpage/ refresh after posting to avoid the “sign in” BS?
  
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