In case you didn’t know, Glenn Beck and his wife, Tania, were set to start their anniversary celebration on Thursday. But after an unforeseen incident, those plans temporarily went down the drain — literally.
Thursday evening, Beck tweeted via his official Twitter account: “Just leaving for my anniversary and my wife tells me she ‘accidentally’ flushed her wedding ring down the toilet.”
He also noted how his “insurance guy may cry” when he finds out that the couple’s wedding ring is now floating somewhere in the Dallas-area sewage system.
Beck’s tweets from tonight really tell the whole story:
Just leaving for my anniversary and my wife tells me she “accidentally” flushed her wedding ring down the toilet.
— Glenn Beck (@glennbeck) January 17, 2013
Currently digging up the ground and cutting pipes. Any advice?
— Glenn Beck (@glennbeck) January 17, 2013
Hope we have honest workers at the sewage treatment plant…
— Glenn Beck (@glennbeck) January 17, 2013
My insurance guy may cry.
— Glenn Beck (@glennbeck) January 17, 2013
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marybethelizabeth
Jan. 17, 2013 at 7:29pmBelieving Mrs. Beck didn’t flush the ring is about as believable as saying the President is a socialist whose objective is to destroy America.
Keys will believe anything.
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soybomb315_II
Jan. 17, 2013 at 7:41pmIronic that some people are called “paulbots” because they believe in ideas and principles….But if you feel like you are part of Glenn’s inner circle of friends, you are called a patriot (aka conservative).
Glenn, why do you give away such valuable information free of charge? Why would we buy the cow when you give away milk for free?
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marybethelizabeth
Jan. 17, 2013 at 7:47pmI don’t blame Mrs. Beck for flushing the ring. Being expected to socialize with Pat Gray is spousal abuse.
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randy
Jan. 17, 2013 at 8:14pmWhat a sad pathetic life you must lead….
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marybethelizabeth
Jan. 17, 2013 at 8:46pmYou are right Randy,. There is nothing sadder than having a spouse flush a wedding ring.
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SendTheMeteors
Jan. 17, 2013 at 9:13pmThat happens all the time. A women sits on the toilet and her wedding ring just slips off of her finger without her noticing. Straight into the toilet. Wedding rings naturally slip off fingers all the time because they’re usually too large. That’s a fact. They make them to large on purpose.
All too often where true love is concerned, they slip off into to the toilet when someone sits down. If you go through the motions you’ll realize how commonplace this is, or could be, or might be.
You don’t notice your ring as slipped off into the toilet, and before you realize is, you’ve flushed that treasured thing. Happens all the time.
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Gorp
Jan. 17, 2013 at 9:16pmMy wife flushed ours down years ago on purpose. I think I ticked her off somehow.
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HellboundandDown
Jan. 17, 2013 at 9:41pmaccidentally on purpose….their symbol of their vow to the Mormon god belongs where the poopy goes! Can you imagine naked squishy time with Mr. Beck….ye gods!
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brother_ed
Jan. 17, 2013 at 10:19pm@MARYBETHELIZABETH
I don’t believe she did it on purpose, and I believe the president is a Marxist.
@SENDINTHEMETEORS
I detect a hint of sarcasm ;)
@HELLBOUND
The ring is symbol each to the other…the ‘Mormon’ God is the God of the Bible; the Father of Jesus, the ruler of the universe, our Heavenly Father, the same one Jesus prayed to…that God.
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henryKnox
Jan. 17, 2013 at 10:42pmThe President isn’t a Socialist because he is more inclined to believe that business and people shoud be controlled by heavy regulation. His philosophy is more precisely Fascism than Socialism. It is really just a stepping stone to Socialism and eventual Communism according to Lenin.
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brother_ed
Jan. 17, 2013 at 11:04pm@HENRYKNOX
I’ll agree with that…
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ERP
Jan. 17, 2013 at 11:42pm@marybethelizabeth
I wish someone would flush you down the toilet like the POS you are.
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LookTowardsTheLight
Jan. 17, 2013 at 11:44pmmarybethelizabeth
Keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys….
Really, what is up with calling people keys? It’s not funny, it’s not even clever. It’s just lame.
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sparkyrules
Jan. 18, 2013 at 1:57amYour so sad Marybethelizabeth sometimes.Most of time.
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Eastinfection
Jan. 18, 2013 at 6:36amin the future, Mrs. Beck should use her other hand to wipe.
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Dagnabbit5
Jan. 18, 2013 at 9:02am@SendTheMeteors
Actually it does happen quite often, google it. Women’s fingers change over the years. Their fingers also change during the month depending on their cycle. Some more than others. My wife’s slid off her finger after she had lost some weight. And you wonder about the motions, well some women wipe with their left hands and most women wipe their lady parts before they stand up. So, if the ring slides off, then it would wind up in the bowl, usually mixed up in the toilet paper. So you should hold off on the sarcasm until you check the facts first. Unless your whole intent was a half way witty retort meant to impress people.
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AZindependent
Jan. 18, 2013 at 9:37amSame thing happened to all my semi-auto guns, accidentally flushed them down the toilet.
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YOURSENSEI
Jan. 18, 2013 at 10:42amThis is what you must know:
Yes, of course. Highly credible. Both of them
Perhaps he can print another one.
It is so.
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Caniac Steve
Jan. 18, 2013 at 10:21pmmy first wife did that and she was sick about for 3 weeks ..that’s how long we had to wait for the isurance to payoff.. and that was back in 60′s too. sadly she died one year later..and yes she took the ring with her that time.
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banjarmon
Jan. 17, 2013 at 7:29pmThe water you see in a toilet is the trap…In the basement or crawl space there may another trap that might have stopped the ring from going into the city sewer. From an old home inspector.
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AxelPhantom
Jan. 17, 2013 at 7:23pmIt depends how badly you want it back! Try a metal detector, one that has a setting for gold/platinum etc. at least it may tell you where to dig/cut.
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The-Monk
Jan. 17, 2013 at 7:21pmHappy anniversary Glenn and Tania !
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spirited
Jan. 17, 2013 at 9:15pmYes, Happy Anniversary !
;^>p.s. Don’t worry; The ‘jeweler’ is gonna love you Glenn .
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brother_ed
Jan. 17, 2013 at 10:20pmI will add my ‘Happy Anniversary’ wishes here, as well.
May you have many more!
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LookTowardsTheLight
Jan. 17, 2013 at 11:57pmGlenn – If only Tania knew what she was getting herself into LOL
Happy Anniversary to the Becks!
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CatB
Jan. 18, 2013 at 7:02amHappy Anniversary !!!
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iStutter
Jan. 17, 2013 at 7:20pmHopefully it’s heavy enough it’s in the toilets trap! If not…..UGH!
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mertmag
Jan. 17, 2013 at 7:19pmAccident, yeah, ok, sure.
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Beachmastermax
Jan. 17, 2013 at 7:17pmI wonder how big the Rock will need to be in order to make her feel better?
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Anonymous T. Irrelevant
Jan. 17, 2013 at 7:16pmShould get caught in the trap, that’s what it’s for, unless something else drags it along.
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OlefromMN
Jan. 17, 2013 at 7:25pmThe trap is there for gas and if the toilet was a Kohler or similar the ring is long past the toilet trap. The commercial you see where the guy is flushing everything under the sun down to get the female plumber over is not far from the truth on what those things can flush.
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Anonymous T. Irrelevant
Jan. 17, 2013 at 7:35pmThanks OLE, you are correct! I should have said that’s one of the things the trap does. Your idea of using a camera snake is a good one.
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go2gym
Jan. 17, 2013 at 7:15pmThis is not news of any type.
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RDavis49
Jan. 17, 2013 at 7:42pmNope, sure isn’t unless you’re the one who lost the rings…… and I bet it was really big news to Glenn when he heard it. Lighten up and live. Think of someone else besides yourself for a change. When you’re footing the $ bill for this media outlet, you can direct it’s content.
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LIBERTYorDEATH1776
Jan. 17, 2013 at 7:43pmThen don’t read it. He owns TheBlaze, he could post picture of his pube shavings if he wants to
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Cosmos102
Jan. 18, 2013 at 12:28amI get so sick of these clowns who want to comment that something isn’t the news everytime there is a light hearted article, or something off topic. Do you people write the mainstream media everyday of your lives because they certainly aren’t giving us the “news”!!! That’s why we’re here!
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ONLY4UANDME
Jan. 18, 2013 at 1:56amWell said. I would only add, that capitalism gives you the opportunity to go somewhere else if you’re not happy. Don’t let the door hit you.
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BBEV
Jan. 17, 2013 at 7:15pmA few years ago coming back from an operation done at Johns Hopkins my wife lost a $18,000.00 ring down the plane’s toilet. Never got it back.
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nbarendt
Jan. 17, 2013 at 7:12pmWell Happy Anniversary this is one you won’t forget.
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woodyee
Jan. 17, 2013 at 7:10pmGlenn!! Jiminy Crickets, you’re such a dork!
There’s a “U” shaped pipe under the sink’s drain pipe (in the cabinet). That’s the Trap. Your ring is in there. There are two rings – one holds it to the main drain pipe and the other end is connected to the sink end. Disconnect and carefully remove the trap and get your ring – then ask the Mrs. how much she’ll pay to get it back…WHeeeeeee!!!!
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The-Monk
Jan. 17, 2013 at 7:27pmHi Woodyee,
It’s the toilet not the sink. : (
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woodyee
Jan. 17, 2013 at 7:41pmDOH!
I posted a correction, Monk, but my cpu just isn’t dealing too well with having to log on after every post…
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Eastinfection
Jan. 17, 2013 at 8:20pmWOODYEE…
Don’t bother logging on after every post…
just go to the Stories menu, and select the article you were on.
still a pain, but less tedious than logging back in.
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The-Monk
Jan. 17, 2013 at 9:04pmEast and Woodyee,
Just click the “submit” button after posting.
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Eastinfection
Jan. 18, 2013 at 6:37amHi Monk-
when i tried that it reversed the order of the comments.
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Eastinfection
Jan. 18, 2013 at 6:39amnevermind, Monk…. i see what happened.
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LBJDIDIT1963
Jan. 17, 2013 at 7:10pmBetter the ring, then his new pistol!
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Polarized America
Jan. 17, 2013 at 7:10pm.
Finally….someones going to get to the bottom of Beck’s s*** …………..i’m JOKING …lol
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OlefromMN
Jan. 17, 2013 at 7:10pmRun a camera line (most plumbers have them) down through the system. Find where the ring is located and happy digging. No water down any drain until found.
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OlefromMN
Jan. 17, 2013 at 7:17pmThe ring (assuming Glenn didn’t go on the cheap) weighs enough that it is doubtful to have arrived into the city sewer system yet. It is most likely sitting not to far from the first bend. NO MORE WATER DOWN ANY DRAINS!!!
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Speak without Fear
Jan. 17, 2013 at 7:07pmAwww…..I bet Tonya feels awful. Hope you find the ring. Hope you also still go thru with whatever plans you both had to celebrate and have an wonderful evening together.
Happy Anniversary Mr. and Mrs. Beck!
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LavaBear
Jan. 17, 2013 at 7:06pmHappy Anniversary Glenn and Tania, the ring will survive alone, not so sure about Glenn…Ha Ha
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SolitudeBliss
Jan. 17, 2013 at 6:58pmAccidentally ! Thanks for the evening laugh.
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alinskythis
Jan. 17, 2013 at 6:57pmReally hope you find it….
Keeping fingers crossed.
Happy Anniversary Becks!
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right-wing-waco
Jan. 17, 2013 at 7:18pmIf she had kept her fingers crossed… she would not have lost the ring. ;)
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alinskythis
Jan. 17, 2013 at 9:37pmHeh heh…
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Advection
Jan. 17, 2013 at 6:54pmUh oh! Freudian slip?!
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Exrepublisheep
Jan. 17, 2013 at 6:54pmHHhhmmmmmm…
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red_white_blue2
Jan. 17, 2013 at 6:53pmOh No! That’s unbelievable. You hear about it, but it’s like where do you start? Who do you possibly call first? God Bless Glenn–something tells me with all the good you do, that the Lord will find a way to make this right for you and Tania.
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mtsnj
Jan. 17, 2013 at 6:53pmIf it went down a drain it’s still there dismantle the trap, if it went down toilet get the scuba gear on for your septic tank
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Chuck7884
Jan. 17, 2013 at 6:53pmTime to break the toilet to see if it is in the trap!. you know the curved pipe to prevent methane gas from entering your house.9 time out of 10 this is where your ring ends up.
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Eastinfection
Jan. 17, 2013 at 8:23pmno… just cut the water supply and shop-vac the water out. if the ring is still there, it’ll be in the shop vac.
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soybomb315_II
Jan. 17, 2013 at 6:50pmwho cares…unless you are a beckbot
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krjones
Jan. 17, 2013 at 6:57pmGlenn said put down your guns, not your rings….
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barber2
Jan. 17, 2013 at 7:02pmSOY: Having a bad day ? Or just a bad attitude ?
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soybomb315_II
Jan. 17, 2013 at 7:08pmBarber,
No, just tired of seeing millions of people led astray. At least give the people real news
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qpwillie
Jan. 17, 2013 at 7:20pm@soybomb315_II
“who cares…unless you are a beckbot”
Oh, just some people with some human empathy. Don’t worry about it, you won’t understand.
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GoodStuff
Jan. 17, 2013 at 7:43pm@Soy
All you do is complain about this site….my question…why are you even here? I’m sure RuPaul needs his **** wiped somewhere.
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soybomb315_II
Jan. 17, 2013 at 7:46pm@QP
yea i wouldnt know anything about empathy because when thousands of americans died in the desert for a lie….and untold thousands of civilians became “collateral” or starved…..i was told i was unamerican. I forgot that your version of empathy is a hypocritical low information version of fascism.
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soybomb315_II
Jan. 17, 2013 at 8:18pm@goodstuff
I am here because glenn brought me here
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soybomb315_II
Jan. 17, 2013 at 8:19pmand for the record goodstuff, you ask me that question all the time and i give you the same answer
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alinskythis
Jan. 17, 2013 at 8:55pmNo…..I’ve seen the job applications.
You have to be able to read and write.
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