Glenn Beck planned a nice long weekend for his wife Tania in honor of their wedding anniversary last weekend, but it had to be temporarily postponed after an unforeseen accident.
According to the version of the story related by co-hosts Pat Gray and Stu Burguiere, his wife accidentally flushed her wedding ring down the toilet after calling Beck “fat.”
“Supposedly the story was it flew out of [her] pocket and into the toilet and as [she] flushed…Oop! Too late,” Gray joked.
Now, after days of digging, they’ve made some progress.
“They found the ring,” Beck declared on his radio show Monday.
“They dug up our whole front yard…They dug underneath the house and the guy said, ‘If I was a ring, where would I be?’ And my response was on my wife’s finger! But she didn’t appreciate that and neither did he… So he cut the pipe yesterday afternoon and right where he cut it, he said he almost cut the band in half. So [my wife] took it and it was covered in crap, and she took a toothbrush — I’m hoping not mine — and cleaned it up and now she’s wearing it. And all I can think of is — you sure you cleaned that enough? It’s taken the shine off of that thing…”
Burguiere proceeded to ask at what point he thinks Tania will make her “next move.”
“I flushed the wedding ring on the anniversary after calling you fat?” co-host Stu Burguiere said, getting into the character of Beck’s wife. “Something else is coming here.”
By the end of the segment Beck was jokingly asking aloud what day pay day was, in case he to fire anyone this week.
Watch it all unfold, below:
Bonus– Tania Beck calls into the studio, and surprisingly sides with Pat and Stu: