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‘I’d Try to Spank Them’: WWII Vet’s Endearing, Brutally Honest Interview After Alleged Teen Vandals Graffiti Inside His House

93 Year Old World War II Vet Elbert Wood Says Hed Spank Teen Offenders Who Vandalized His Home

(Photo: KHOU)

A 93-year-old great grandfather and former Marine who earned a Purple Heart for his service in World War II is outraged and disgusted after vandals broke into his home Monday and sprayed graffiti on ​everything.

The Houston-area house he built 55 years ago and shared with his wife until her recent death now has graffiti on the walls, furniture, windows, and even artwork.

“I never heard of anything like this before,” Elbert Wood said, looking at his life’s possessions.

93 Year Old World War II Vet Elbert Wood Says Hed Spank Teen Offenders Who Vandalized His Home

(Photo: KHOU)

KHOU continues:

If he’d been home when the crooks broke in, Wood said, “I’d have tried to kill ‘em.”

Two of the suspects were caught just down the street with red paint on their hands, spray can caps in their pockets and stuff stolen from Wood’s home. One teen admitted to breaking into the house, but claims he didn’t vandalize it.

“What can I say? I didn’t spray paint his house,” he said.

Turns out the suspects in custody are just 13 and 16 years old. We can’t release their names because they are juveniles.

One of them started crying when Wood’s son and daughter-in-law showed up at the scene.

Wood’s daughter-in-law, Diane Wood, said, “They just wanted to apologize. They were very upset.”

93 Year Old World War II Vet Elbert Wood Says Hed Spank Teen Offenders Who Vandalized His Home

(Photo: KHOU)

But in all honesty, Wood clarified, he’d rather just see some old-school discipline.

Asked what he would do if he could lay his hands on the vandals, Wood said: “I’d try to spank them as hard as I could.”

Wood still has shrapnel in his leg from the war, the Associated Press adds, and though he was shot and hospitalized for a year after his first tour overseas, he still went back for a second tour.

The war hero still managed to look on the bride side of things.  “They redecorated for me,” he joked.

According to KHOU, there has been an outpouring of support in the community, with neighbors and strangers alike offering to help clean up.

Watch Wood’s entire interview via KHOU, below:


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Comments (50)

  • G-WHIZ
    Posted on January 23, 2013 at 12:43pm

    I would SUE THE PARENTS for the cleanup and dammage to my property! Then I would put-forth charges against the kids and parents for [breaking and entering] my PRIVATE RESIDIENCE!! Those feral-brats are their PARENTS’ responceabillity!!

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    • KevINtampa
      Posted on January 23, 2013 at 2:28pm

      I would SUE THE PARENTS…

      I assure you, lawyers are the reason things are where they are today. Constantly running towards them when any little thing goes wrong is the reason society is borkerd.

      We need to stop with these lawsuits and the call for lawsuits. I’d rather a priest be called to the parents house than a lawyer, and I’ve been called an atheist.

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  • BlasberryStrat
    Posted on January 23, 2013 at 12:15pm

    Those poor children. They have no reality to what they have done. I feel so sorry for the boys in custody, because ‘boys will be boys’. Please let them go. They were crying and obviously under so much stress by the right wing police department. That old man is just that – way too old to be living, so it’s HIS fault that those boys did what they did. After all, it was HE who had medals and such on his walls just saying “in your face” to those poor unfortunate children. Please do NOT help this man. He was (is) an evil right wing Marine, who’s job was to kill poor children like these. He should not even be on medical devices, but rather given some pain meds to make him more comfortable – and be let go to nature.

    See how STUPID the “Left Liberal Michael Moore Loving Parents” sound? And this is exactly why those little bastrrds destroyed that mans home. BECAUSE the lack of – and / or liberal coddling with the use of ‘electronic babysitters’ (i.e. video games – DVD – I Phones).

    I SAY: Knock that being an ‘adult’ at 18 years old out of the law books, and DO NOT prosecute an ‘adult’ if he/she hits a ‘child’. These little bastrrds KNOW they CANNOT be touched by an ‘adult’, so they flaunt arrogence and filth so they can sue you when you slap their mouth. I SAY when a 14 year old comes up and ‘taunts’ me – I WILL put him against a wall by his neck! Want to ‘act’ like a ‘grown up’, then you better be ready to ‘take it’ like a ‘grown up’!

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  • Dismayed Veteran
    Posted on January 23, 2013 at 12:12pm

    In 1959 when I was in the 6th grade, I was part of a group of boys, led by a 9th grader, who broke into a house. The 9th grader told us that he worked at the house as a gardner. He told us that the owners gave him permission to enter at any time. While we got a drink of water and ate some candy bars, he stole money.

    I told my parents. My dad took me over to the house and had me explain what happened. The owner could obviously tell I was duped. Since there was theft involved, I had to be interviewed by the police. None of this was any fun.

    My dad made me appologise to the owner, mow the person’s yard for the entire summer and rake leaves in the fall.

    I hope these kids have to make right what they did. I also hope that some young Marines pay these kids a visit and give them some boot camp talking to.

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  • SweetDoug
    Posted on January 23, 2013 at 10:22am





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    One of them started crying when Wood’s son and daughter-in-law showed up at the scene.
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    These little pukes are pyschopaths. They’re that sorry after they’ve done it? What were they thinking 1 hour before? This is the chickens comin’ home to roost, for a generations raised on that BS Doctor Phil-Touchy-Feely-Self-Esteem crap. There are no consequences. They are telling people exactly what they think those people need to see and hear. They’ll be yuckin’ with their buddies the next evening.

    What the eye sees and the ear hears, the mind believes. They’re sorry.

    NO. They’re. NOT.

    There will be no atonement.

    Can you imagine the trouble this old hero would have been in, if he would have pulled his service revolver and dropped one of them?

    How about if tied them up and actually gave them a whipping!

    The poor little children!

    You watch as they’re vile parents come out bleating like sheep, telling us how good little Johnny and Jimmy are…

    •∆•
    V-V

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  • blanco5
    Posted on January 23, 2013 at 9:41am

    Houston is the sweaty, stench and veneral diseased crotch of America. That’s why I left as soon as I could.

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    • blanco5
      Posted on January 23, 2013 at 9:50am

      But then again, I have never been to chicago so enlighten me!

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    • biggerbull
      Posted on January 23, 2013 at 11:11am

      Dude, you must have lived on the East or Southeast side. Smell is never great. What that area has is JOBS. Smells like crap, but the $ is good, Good & GOOD! Oil is still what runs this economy, not Ipones, Droids or Bieber. If that industry wans’t here H-Town would be NADA, not selling a car. The people who live around it do it because of the benefits that it gives them. I’d love to live in the promise land that you moved too, can’t right a this second, but will. The problem is will I move out to the promise land and still work there, I can afford it.

      As far theses asshats, a month in BIG county with all the child rapists. Then back to this MAN’S house to repair and make it better. When this soldier dies, they must put flowers at his grave and his decesed wife unit they either join or have kids of there own (until they are at least the age that he had his first). While working they should listen to his story, over and over again.

      I used to live it that neghiborhood, went to Scarborough, where they are going or dropped out. In ’94, it was decent. Football teamed sucked, like always. School was ok to sub par. Today it and the neighborhood is now little Mexico, not the restarunt,. Like most of Houston is becoming.

      One of my good friends from Scarborough (Who is Hispanic, 2nd Gen) said to me one night drinking a cold beer, damm the wet backs are moving in, this is not the same hood. To this day he is still more redneck than me. Welcome to O-Co

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  • AlcoholicMB
    Posted on January 23, 2013 at 9:36am

    The baby boomers have now had babies of their own. An army of yuppies has been loosed on the unwary populace. Beware! These zombiekids are high on psychotropics and antipsychotics, seratonin re-uptake inhibitors, and only have the TV and internet for moral lessons.

    I am only 30 years old. In my time, I have seen a dramatic change in society. Unless you’ve had your head in the sand, you have too. It’s a stark change. This country will be in flames in 20 years. Mark my words.

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    • RagingBull
      Posted on January 24, 2013 at 1:49am

      Americans have never seen their currency debase so we have no concept on how it will impact the vulnerable in our society.

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  • nilo
    Posted on January 23, 2013 at 7:35am

    Hold the parents liable!

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  • LeadNotFollow
    Posted on January 23, 2013 at 4:29am

    Anyone over the age of 12 should be tried as adults, in order to curb some of this youth crime.

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  • LeadNotFollow
    Posted on January 23, 2013 at 4:22am

    Today’s young people have zero respect for elders.
    America has become such a cesspool of crime, hate, and violence.

    If I had spray painted someone’s house and stolen his belongings, my parents would have made me apologize to his face. Then, I would have to repaint his whole house, clean up his furnishings, and pay for any items that could not be cleaned up.

    Plus, they would have handed the old Gentleman a leather belt, so he could beat my butt with it. After all that, I would have been grounded for a year.

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    • FightingBear
      Posted on January 23, 2013 at 6:53am

      You’re lucky, my parents would have made me apologize to his face, made me repaint and clean his place….and then after I made it right to that man, they would have killed me.

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    • Lee_in_PA
      Posted on January 23, 2013 at 7:41am

      Those type of parents are no longer the majority. And those who are, have to be certain they don’t get arrested for child abuse.

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    • DebateMe
      Posted on January 23, 2013 at 3:15pm

      @LeadNotFollow

      When I was a kid, I had a paper route. One time I threw the newspaper and accidentally cracked someone’s window. I got scared and rode away. But it was pretty obvious that I had broken it, given that I delivered newspapers to the house and their was broken glass all over the newspaper.

      So I was caught and got in plenty of trouble by my parents, got a good tongue lashing from the homeowner, and fired from my paper route. I also got to pay for the window to be fixed – not my parents’ money but my own money.

      Throughout that entire ordeal I felt very bad about what I had done. It was an accident but I did ride away without confronting the homeowner first with what I had done.

      That children today willfully and with great contempt vandalize other peoples’ property is truely an amazing thing. Guilt and shame are utterly gone with too many people in this country – so many now that the country cannot remain civilized much longer on this path.

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  • freedomisasfreedomdoes
    Posted on January 22, 2013 at 11:56pm

    This is an awesome man

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  • Marsh626
    Posted on January 22, 2013 at 11:42pm

    Aw, yeah. Feel the beautiful racial diversity everyone. White Man goes off to fight a war for a conservative White country worth fighting for, grows old in a 3rd world Leftist cesspit where his last memories are of low IQ mongoloids breaking into his home, spraying that proch monkey “art” all over the inside of his freaking home (that he built with his own hands) and they even stole his belongings. And he’ll be dying in a country where White babies are now racial minorities. What a freaking disgrace this country has become. These veterans died for nothing.

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  • BackToTheWall
    Posted on January 22, 2013 at 10:59pm

    I should lone this man my M1 Garand.

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  • spfoam1
    Posted on January 22, 2013 at 9:53pm

    OK, as MisterSarcastic correctly noted, there are no former Marines. These little punks better hope no younger Marines find out who they are, unless there is a followup story about the new paint job and clean up they did. They should be mowing the lawn and many other such duties for a long long time, after they get a serious lesson in respect. The parents MUST step up and make things right or this will come back to bite them.

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  • NiModo
    Posted on January 22, 2013 at 9:18pm

    It does NOT take a village to raise a child….it takes a MOM & DAD…

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  • hempstead1944
    Posted on January 22, 2013 at 9:16pm

    Freedom. Bought and paid for by the men and women of Mr. Wood’s generation so that this next generation can do this to him? Where did America go?

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  • 13th Imam
    Posted on January 22, 2013 at 9:14pm

    Treat the thugs as adults.

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    • Thornyrose13
      Posted on January 22, 2013 at 9:29pm

      no, treat them like the children they are. Make them clean that man’s house, then spend their summer vacation taking care of his yard. Then, MAYBE, they will be allowed to go on their way in the next school year. But being sorry is the cheap way out. If the child was that upset, let him prove his repentance. If not repentant, at least working off their debt to society saves us a little money. They aren’t hardened criminals yet. Treating them like adults might push them in that direction though.

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    • 13th Imam
      Posted on January 22, 2013 at 9:55pm

      Thorny
      Please reference the next story. These punks will be the cell phone thieves of the future. Hope they don’t prey on you.

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  • afishfarted
    Posted on January 22, 2013 at 9:14pm

    Gang sumbols folks. Probably an initiation

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  • neverending
    Posted on January 22, 2013 at 9:09pm

    Thank you sir just isn’t enough for all you gave. Tragically this is how probably a majority of the kids today behave. They are rude, disrespectful, spoiled brats, so obnoxious one can’t stand to be around many of them. Would have loved to run into the little worthless brcks as them ran away!!!! No use in expecting the parents to step up to the plate because I just imagine they aren’t much better.

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  • MisterSarcastic
    Posted on January 22, 2013 at 9:07pm

    Are one of you Jarheads gonna correct her on the ‘former’ Marine thing? I would but I’m a Sewer Pipe…

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  • banjarmon
    Posted on January 22, 2013 at 8:49pm

    Mr Wood, SIR! THAN YOU for your service!!

    The BOARD OF EDUCATION need to be used on these vandals!!

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    • DEFCON4
      Posted on January 22, 2013 at 9:11pm

      *Been on the wrong-end of ‘the board of education’, Oooouuch!!!

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  • LakeHartwellSailor
    Posted on January 22, 2013 at 8:49pm

    I hope the parents do make the kids go and clean, paint,…whatever it is they have to do to restore this man. It was interesting that this Marine, while he said if he had caught them in the act, he would have “killed them”; but that was likely under the unknown of who was in the house. After thing began to clarify, he said a good spanking would do. That tells me that if this man was in the house when these kids broke in, he had the “fire discipline” to assess the situation before pulling the trigger..and he would have realized what was before him and would not fire. It sounds like the kids involved are admitting guilt, so hopefully this will be resolved.

    One thing is for sure, I would love to meet this gentleman.

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    • Weiners Wiener
      Posted on January 22, 2013 at 9:17pm

      Yeah, sure. The black Obama-loving parents of these savage animals are going to discipline them. Whatever. Use your ****ing head. If their parents ever dicsiplined them for anything, it’s not likely they would have committed burglary, theft and vandalism in the first place.

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  • The-Monk
    Posted on January 22, 2013 at 8:44pm

    Bill Cosby says…..

    http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=bill+cosby+children+lie&mid=A2B5CBBCFD4AD945F37CA2B5CBBCFD4AD945F37C&view=detail&FORM=VIRE5

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  • The-Monk
    Posted on January 22, 2013 at 8:43pm

    With red paint on his hands….“What can I say? I didn’t spray paint his house,” he said.

    I’ve seen this before….

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q787Ri2Uvx0

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    • Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
      Posted on January 22, 2013 at 9:37pm

      How did the red paint get on your hands son?

      What red paint?

      The paint covering your hands.

      Prove it.

      Idiot, look at your hands.

      That aint paint. It’s ink from doing arts and crafts.

      Yah, yah, yah, tell it to the judge.

      I’m saying you touched my Elmo, prove that sucka.

      Monk, these are the idiots that will make our food and deliver our pizzas. I am going to become a vegatarian, hopefully these morons don’t reproduce.

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    • The-Monk
      Posted on January 22, 2013 at 9:53pm

      Hi Darmok,

      I hear they are making vegetarian pizzas now…. LOL

      If you knew what being a Monk was like you would never eat out at a restaurant where people touch the food. Being too sensitive can have it’s down-falls (bad points).

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    • Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
      Posted on January 22, 2013 at 11:02pm

      Hey Monk:

      That is one reason I tip well and always order from the same restaurant. They know me, so hopefully, it reduces the “Extra” sauces.

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    • The-Monk
      Posted on January 22, 2013 at 11:19pm

      Hi Darmok,

      Don’t ever say what place that is here…. a Blaze troll will try to get a job there. LOL

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  • BODYBAG
    Posted on January 22, 2013 at 8:42pm

    “The war hero still managed to look on the bride side of things.”

    Too bad the amateur editors didnt areally care enough to use spell check.

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    • Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
      Posted on January 22, 2013 at 9:33pm

      Maybe they were thinking of war brides?

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    • glassaudioguy
      Posted on January 22, 2013 at 10:02pm

      Spell check would never have caught it as there were no misspelled words. Wrong word used, yes, but none that were misspelled. Don’t know if anyone’s come up with a program that would flag wrong words.

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  • Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
    Posted on January 22, 2013 at 8:38pm

    If the parents had any decency, they would make the kids go and clean up everything they did, and work to repay any damage. But who are we kidding, only decent people would do that, I expect after hearing his statements about wanting to spank them, they will file abuse threats against him and sue. Of course, we owe them, and that old man had it coming. Sarc. off.

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    • YankeeDelta68
      Posted on January 22, 2013 at 8:45pm

      cut there nads off so they dont have any kids..

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    • Eastinfection
      Posted on January 22, 2013 at 8:48pm

      I think wanting to “spank them” was one of those secret “conservative codes” Chris Matthews is always telling us about.
      It really means he wants to “rip off their heads and sh1t down their throats”

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    • edschneid
      Posted on January 22, 2013 at 8:48pm

      Hey, hey, lets stop that kind of talk. This is America we can not discipline our kids that way. Kill babies in the womb, oh thats okay. But no, no spanking!!!!!!!

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