During a Thursday event where President Barack Obama announced he was nominating former U.S. attorney Mary Jo White to head the Securities and Exchange Commission, a rather large house fly annoyed the president by buzzing around his head and then landing on the middle of his forehead.
Reuters photographer Larry Downing snapped the photo that is now quickly spreading across the Internet.
REUTERS/Larry Downing
President Barack Obama tries to wave away a fly buzzing around his head as he announces in the State Dining Room of the White House in Washington, Thursday, Jan. 24, 2013, that he will nominate Mary Joe White to lead the Security and Exchange Commission (SEC), and re-nominate Richard Cordray to lead the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, a role that he has held for the last year under a recess appointment.Credit: AP
Unfortunately for Obama, it’s not his first run-in with these insects — and several have been captured on camera.
The Daily Rushbo has created an entertaining compilation video of the commander-in-chief’s history with flies. Watch:
Additionally, this AP photo was captured as Obama was speaking about health care reform in 2010:
A fly lands on President Barack Obama’s face as he speaks about the new patient bill of rights and the health care reform act in the East Room of the White House in Washington, Tuesday, June 22, 2010. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)
Glenn Beck and his radio crew have also jokingly noticed how “flying insects” like flies and bees are seemingly infatuated with Obama for some reason. The concept actually led to the “The Bees Know” Glenn Beck T-shirt.
Here’s Beck back in 2010 chronicling Obama’s various interactions with winged creatures:
“What is it with Obama and flying insects? During the 2008 campaign, an LA Times reporter assigned to follow Obama described the following scene. On one hot summer afternoon in Iowa — this is LA Times from the campaign: Obama was flipping burgers at a backyard barbecue in what the campaign hoped would be an exquisite photo opportunity. A fly began circling his head and then more flies. Pretty soon flies were swarming him. It was awful to watch.”
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“Then on June 16th, 2009, Obama was being interviewed in the White House. A fly kept buzzing around his head. How does a fly get in the White House? What are you talking about? Through the door or the windows. Well, they’re secret commando flies. What a ridiculous thing, without a moment’s hesitation, Obama killed the fly with his hand.”
“I have to tell you, I’ve never seen anybody do that. Oh, boy. They go into how it’s Lord of the Flies, he may be the Lord of the Flies, [Beck joked].”
Drudge Report also had some fun with the fly photos today, dubbing the president, “fly guy.”
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marybethelizabeth
Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:48pmDefiantly? Mr. Howerton knows the insects intentions..
I’ve heard of the horse whisperer.
Jason Howerton is now the fly whisperer.
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woodyee
Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:57pmWhat are you getting on Jason’s case for? He’s not the one attracting the fli…
HEY!!! Don’t you have my laundry and dishes to do?!? Get busy, woman, or it’ll be another long night for you, like the day before yesterday when you couldn’t help but project a drunk 6th grader…woman, you’re embarrassing the family…
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KickinBack
Jan. 24, 2013 at 9:01pmWe all know that flies are attracted to s**t…and then voila!…In comes MaryBeth…
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Fubared
Jan. 24, 2013 at 9:02pmYour man appears to have that nailed down, every where he goes.
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nzkiwi
Jan. 24, 2013 at 9:04pmCome on, Marybeth, lighten up.
As soon as I saw the headline I skipped the story and went straight here to the comments section. I wasn’t disappointed.
Marybeth, there must be a sense of humour inside you somewhere, surely…
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dwilco77
Jan. 24, 2013 at 9:08pmreally scary
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13th Imam
Jan. 24, 2013 at 9:14pm“Help Me” ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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banjarmon
Jan. 24, 2013 at 9:17pmI hope that was a bot fly…they lay one egg and when it hatches it buries in to the skin and lives just under the surface…then we could call BHO a maggot head!!
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RabidPatriot
Jan. 24, 2013 at 9:28pmA fly knows a steaming pile when it sees one.
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Anonymous T. Irrelevant
Jan. 24, 2013 at 9:31pmMARYBETH
Insects “defiantly” land on most animals and humans, because our instinct is to swat at them. This is, as YOU SHOULD KNOW, why Jason chose to use those words.
Oh, and get to those chores WOODYEE gave you to do!
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oldguy49
Jan. 24, 2013 at 9:38pmmaybe he smells…FRUITY
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Fecal_Matters
Jan. 24, 2013 at 9:42pmThey put fish on the Altar at Italian weddings to keep the flies off the bride…maybe they should try that at the White House
83plus
Jan. 24, 2013 at 9:42pmThe bees know
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WarMunger_Al
Jan. 24, 2013 at 9:55pmit is because he is the anti-christ. Satan’s spawn. Probably raised from the dead by voodoo witches from New Orleans. That is why he uses a stolen SSN…
Or it could be the fact that flies love to land on feces.
RedHarley
Jan. 24, 2013 at 10:00pmI just have to say that of all the things that I don’t like about Obama,some of these pictures with the flies just plain freak me out. There is something about having flies land on you so often and seemingly having no effect that just isn’t right. I really do feel that this is very telling.
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Fecal_Matters
Jan. 24, 2013 at 10:04pmDo they come out of his mouth because of all the $#!? he’s spewing?
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HappyConservative
Jan. 24, 2013 at 10:05pmFlies are attracted to ****. Just visit a horse stable and you will see. Seriously – WHO has flies landing on their face??! It is a sign of satan I am telling you. This is an evil, bad man who has half of America hypnotized cuz he’s the “cool, black (only half black though nobody accepts) prez”. I hope every idiot that voted for this farce of a prez suffers at the hand of evil! They deserve it!
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earache-my-eye
Jan. 24, 2013 at 10:14pm@WOODYEE, stop,you’re killing me!!
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michaelmoron
Jan. 24, 2013 at 10:14pmHave you heard of Chronic Halitosis?
Simular to Horse breath, but much worse.
What are flies really attracted to?…. Yeah….. $#iT !
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oneshiner
Jan. 24, 2013 at 10:30pmHmmm? Must be a good place to lay eggs………..remember the old movie, “The Fly” with Vincent Price and how someone was transported from a person into a fly…….If the Bees know, so do the flies.
Or there must be something interesting or enticing around his head to flies………wonder what.
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IndyGuy
Jan. 24, 2013 at 11:33pmHold still Prezzy…I’ll get that fly with this here 9 Iron…
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SendTheMeteors
Jan. 24, 2013 at 11:37pmI know what Freud would say about this article and the author. The fly represents the right wing of Republican Party. That’s the reason for the subconscious fascination with flies and the President. There’s a deep identification among the far right with flies and their habits and their niche in the biosphere that lays just beneath their conscious mind, but which is finding a conscious manifestation in articles such as this.
When you saw the photograph of President Obama with the fly on his face, it made you feel kind of good didn’t it? That’s called “identification” in the language of psychologists.
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MIBUGNU2
Jan. 24, 2013 at 11:37pmThis guy spreads shi* everywhere he goes, the flies will follow..
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LogCabinRepublican
Jan. 24, 2013 at 11:46pmDoesn’t PURE EVIL attract flies? Or the Devil?
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MIBUGNU2
Jan. 24, 2013 at 11:49pmAs much **** as this bozo spreads around, he’s bound to attract a fly or two !!
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eagledown
Jan. 25, 2013 at 12:11am@SENDTHEMETEORS
Nice. You took a semester of psych 101 and made a poor attempt too use your Marxists ideologies to tear down and discredit your opponents by somehow making a lame metaphor with the fly and conservatives. Anyone with a F*ing degree knows Sigmund Freud was a fraud. Modern psychology has discredited every concept he proposed. The Fly clearly means; Drones like yourself are attracted to Sh** like him >>>> Have a nice day sweetheart. Biosphere? The biosphere is the global sum of all ecosystems. Your an idiot!. Do you mean Blogosphere… What a Drone!
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Obama_In_PeePee_Is_Becks_Art
Jan. 25, 2013 at 12:56am“Unfortunately for Obama, it’s not his first run-in with these insects — and several have been captured on camera.”
Has anyone added up Barack Hussein Obama and have it total … 666? Glenn Beck wonders:
“Glenn Beck: Flies keep landing on Obama because of all the bullcrap that comes out of his mouth”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReGeE1GEfjs
And there’s more deviltry going on:
“THE OMEN Of OBAMA & FLIES & RATS At 666 Pennsylvania Ave. :: Glenn Beck Reports The CREEPY News!!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwTfwdxklUI
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dwilco77
Jan. 25, 2013 at 12:56am@ METEORS
That is the most twisted piece of logic I have seen all day. No Conservative would dare get that close. I think it’s Chris Matthews transformed into a fly so he could give him a big kiss.
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michaelmoron
Jan. 25, 2013 at 1:37amI am going to retire the term ODUMBO for ‘The FLY GUY’.
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SendTheMeteors
Jan. 25, 2013 at 1:42amEagledown, I read your post and understand what you are trying to say. I want to assure you that your reaction is normal.
During the psycho-therapeutic process, the first reaction to any attempt to cure is anger as your post amply demonstrates. That’s perfectly normal. When anyone such as I tries to break through the defense mechanisms that protect an individual from exposing the psycho-sexual thoughts of their Id from their conscious mind, resistance such as yours is to be expected. Eagledown I assure you that your profane response is well within the norm for someone with your history and condition.
I’m particularly interested in your pleasure at the sight of flies on the face of this particular political figure. How did you feel when you saw the fly the President’s face? Why did it give you pleasure, and why did it make you feel good about yourself and what you’ve accomplished in life?
If I showed you more pictures of this particular President with flies on his body, or perhaps flies on the First Lady’s body, what would that make you feel like doing?
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kryptonite
Jan. 25, 2013 at 1:55amHmm, this fly landed on his forehead. Does that mean Obum’s brain is full of ****?
kryptonite
Jan. 25, 2013 at 2:22amEureka! I know why this fly landed on Barack! The man placed his hand on TWO Bible, no less, so Satan rushed to re-mark his territory — publicly.
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WATER-THE-TREE
Jan. 25, 2013 at 3:07amYes flies are attracted to BS!
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DIR
Jan. 25, 2013 at 3:42amOne thing’s for sure, Barry O would make a great artist because of his uncanny ability to draw flies. I wonder if he’s ever taken that art test that is featured in magazines like Good House Keeping. He’s as good as any horses hind end during summer, they draw flies too. They have much in common. Barry would probably be a great success if he opened an art studio in a barn. There he could draw all kinds of flies. He’s probably make millions drawing them from areas where they were unwanted. Just a thought.
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keaton
Jan. 25, 2013 at 5:04amThose are ” circle flies”! Anyone with horses recognizes the flies that ” circle” the horses azz in fly season. The horses use their tail to keep them from biting. You can’t fool a ” circle fly”!
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The-Monk
Jan. 25, 2013 at 5:04amThat’s not a fly……
Valerie Jarret is a shape shifter.
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SacredHonor1776
Jan. 25, 2013 at 5:17amObama is the fly speaker, its attracted to voice or his breath….
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SacredHonor1776
Jan. 25, 2013 at 5:20am“I think it’s Chris Matthews transformed into a fly so he could give him a big kiss.”
Flies don’t kiss, some bite, some blow…
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blackyb
Jan. 25, 2013 at 6:21amLord of the flies?
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redfish52
Jan. 25, 2013 at 6:44amSo now it also looks likes the “fly’s know” too….I grew up in the country and I know the one thing that will draw fly’s faster than anything…..hmmmm smart fly.
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Torimom
Jan. 25, 2013 at 7:17amDang, where’s that can of RAID when you need it?
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old white guy
Jan. 25, 2013 at 7:34amwe know what flies are attracted to and obama is full of it. it isn’t honey.
poorrichard09
Jan. 25, 2013 at 7:44amBeelzebub translates as “lord of the flies.” hmmmm…..
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ScarletRose
Jan. 25, 2013 at 7:57amNo, nobody is the fly whisperer – Obama is just being re-anointed by his master, Be-elzebub, as Jesus was by the Living God His Father, after His water-baptism by John the Baptist, when a Heavenly Dove came down and lit upon Jesus, baptizing Jesus in the Holy Spirit.
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naughtycal
Jan. 25, 2013 at 8:23amThis is the third time a fly has landed on the kenyan and not a single sally struthers or manure joke from all of the main stream comedians and late night talk show host…….Yeah they aren’t hypocrits at all.
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Jarhead 88
Jan. 25, 2013 at 8:37amMeteor – I’ve read your view on weapons and see you like to cherry-pick your “facts”, as all leftists do. Do you know what Freud said about people who were afraid of weapons? Your hero said this, “A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity”, so you agree with him on this also? LOL at you, pathetic fool.
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dcatkin
Jan. 25, 2013 at 9:16amAw perfect, we already know he stinks, but now we have proof.
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ArchaicSEAL
Jan. 25, 2013 at 9:21amSomething VERY strange about him and the flies. Of course, it could just be because of my point of view towards him. It would be neat to do the research and see if any other presidents have had as many “fly incidents” as Zero. I still remember that video of when he had a fly buzzing around him and he was able to catch and kill it and was all proud of himself.
Very strange indeed.
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Jinglebob
Jan. 25, 2013 at 9:50amIs that a ten ring?
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bannedfromCNN
Jan. 25, 2013 at 9:53amIt is common knowledge that large flies are attracted to feces.
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mecanic
Jan. 25, 2013 at 11:16amhey, flies know **** and hang around it.enough said.
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YOURSENSEI
Jan. 25, 2013 at 12:18pmMr or Ms WOODYEE,
This is what you must know:
Your comments would hold more interest if you had a weenus.
It is so.
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AntonW
Jan. 25, 2013 at 12:21pmMaryBethElizardbreath, maybe we should check obama’s birth certificate again. LOL
http://www.flickr.com/photos/75412906@N05/8414734368/in/photostream
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jettson
Jan. 25, 2013 at 12:51pmHey maybe the fly has a disease Thats one way to get rid of him
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hypnos
Jan. 25, 2013 at 2:05pmBoo hoo Mary and meteors flies are attacked to decay to reproduce keep your psychobabble to yourself or the flies may start landing on you.
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AVATARBABY
Jan. 25, 2013 at 2:58pmThis you surely now know:
Mr. Yoursensei or Ms. Bearded Circus Lady is only “interested” in people who have a weenus. Probably because if Mr. Yoursensei or Ms. Bearded Circus Lady is in fact male, he’s hung like a horsefly and couldn’t satisfy a girl anyway.
It is so. (small)
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Porkchop_sw
Jan. 25, 2013 at 3:03pmI feel sorry for the fly…
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Questionman
Jan. 25, 2013 at 7:29pm@Klansman HappyCancervativeRacist
I am going to guess that you have never had a fly bother you—ever. Because if you had that means that you are buddy-buddy with Satan right? You really have a serious case of stupid going on there. LOL. Oh look! A racist. What a surprise.
Judge a man by his deeds. There a NO signs and portents to judge Obama as evil.
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therightisright909
Jan. 25, 2013 at 9:25pmIf you look closely at the first photo you will notice the fly has no right wing, thus the reason it was in a clockwise circular pattern while he spoke. I did not whisper to the fly to figure this out.
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banjarmon
Jan. 25, 2013 at 10:31pmFlies don’t bother people with a Kenyan heritage!!
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Spitfire1938
Jan. 26, 2013 at 2:50am@METEOR at 1:42 am:
Your really one twisted little girl… from the androgynous image, sexual connotations, to the simile of Meteors, at your behest, inflicting massive ‘indiscriminate’ damage upon impact.
The freaky thing about seeing several dozen images, over the years, of an enormous ‘Fly’, on anyones face much less the ‘Chosen One’s’ face, is his amazingly bizarre and totally unexpected ability to outwardly express a complete ABSENCE of ‘any’ cognition; muscular, emotional, or physical, in response to the fly’s presence. Oh… sorry, it can’t be that bizarre… you do that all the time!
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fixer
Jan. 26, 2013 at 3:08pmEven the flies know a POS when they see one.
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Helen Hyde
Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:48pmFlies are the experts on horse and bull ****. they are too smart to be fooled by the media.
They know a steamy load when they find it.
He is a pile of waste, any goodness that was in him is long gone.
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M13
Jan. 24, 2013 at 9:32pmMaybe he should change that towel he wears around his head more often.
katzkiner
Jan. 25, 2013 at 2:05amRev. Meteorite: Freud was a coke head like your president. Take a snort and Goggle Larry Sinclair or read about it in Obama’s books. He confesses several times. Coke lies, it makes you believe your intelligent, but alas, your just another junkie.
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DIR
Jan. 25, 2013 at 5:27pm@HELEN
Whereas a fly is concerned Barry is steamy goodness personified. There are those who think Barry is ‘wonderful.’ I know, hard to believe. I was talking to a couple of fruits who went to his recent coronation. They told me: “you had to be there to feel the love he radiates ….” I asked them if it was like the kind of love they had come across in gay bath houses. They kinda looked at me funny, then responded: “Well Kinda.”
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Don
Jan. 26, 2013 at 1:41amlmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahheheeheheheehhhahahahahahahhhohohohohohhhaaawwhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ehem and hes a sh&% head to boot hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha and I bet encinom has the same problem too hahahwhwhahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha weep hahahahah
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The-Monk
Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:45pmIf you listen closely you’ll hear the fly singing…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TR6QuOj-Gw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3HSO1F7zHM
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Stelex
Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:56pmThanks for that Monk, love it. They’ve been around for a while.
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The-Monk
Jan. 24, 2013 at 9:19pmHi Stelex,
I saw them in a really sleazy club in a bad part of Wash, DC. They were the warn up band for a new band that was just getting started….. The Police. : )
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Stelex
Jan. 24, 2013 at 9:51pmObviously the wrong band got the attention. IMHO
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earache-my-eye
Jan. 24, 2013 at 10:21pmI don’t know how you find this stuff Monk, but keep it up.
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Lefty49
Jan. 25, 2013 at 9:31amFlies are attracted to **** so of course they would be attract to this PO*. Also weren’t the flies attracted to the antichrist on one of the Omen movies or such? There you have it!
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TheEDGE
Jan. 25, 2013 at 12:59pmThe movie was The Amityville Horror. The evil presence in the house from that movie supposedly attracted swarms of flies. It was based on a true story.
I once heard that a fly takes a dump every time they land. Those pictures make me smile.
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oneshiner
Jan. 25, 2013 at 6:28pmIn my Half-vassed experience with blow flies, they love to circle road-kill and out houses.
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Advection
Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:43pmObama has real feces appeal.
Can I write feces here?
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Twobyfour
Jan. 24, 2013 at 9:22pmFecal Attraction.
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CatB
Jan. 25, 2013 at 12:56amLord of the Flies!
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ChiRho4Life
Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:43pmThat fly knows a steaming turd when he sees one
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OhSnappage
Jan. 25, 2013 at 1:40amFlies are naturally attracted to poop, weird they always seem drawn to his head, does that make him a poop head? (that’s the PG version)
With all the Presidents boasting, indulgence, and power at his command. God/Fate/Karma just needs a simple fly to humiliate the guy and display him for the fool that he is.
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Stelex
Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:42pmGood lord, you just can’t make this stuff up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ei1qz5cJf4s
Smoke a cigarette with negativity Obama………
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DisgustedinUSA
Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:40pmROFL………well, he wants to be Lord over something, How about Lord of the FLIES. Talk about Beelzebub. Says a LOT
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believe05
Jan. 24, 2013 at 11:48pmMy thoughts exactly. Flies are a sign of the demonic. Satan’s influence is running rampant. Thank God for the road map called the Bible.
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Tigress1
Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:39pmDid he catch it with his forked tongue?
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Twobyfour
Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:45pmHe’s both Lord of Flies and Lord of Lies… maybe you are onyo something.
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Quiata
Jan. 24, 2013 at 9:23pmThird Eye Fly .*.
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Anonymous T. Irrelevant
Jan. 24, 2013 at 9:32pmThat’s what I was going to say, too. Lord of the Flies, King of the Rot.
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kryptonite
Jan. 25, 2013 at 2:13am@TIGRESS
Did he catch it with his forked tongue?
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That fly sat on his forehead and he didn’t even feel it. Must have felt like a refreshing kiss from hell to this His Lowness.
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doglady
Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:37pmFlies are known to fly around horses’ asses and sh–.
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tightline
Jan. 25, 2013 at 11:13amIts a dog azz knat!!!!!
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Chunkyrhyno
Jan. 26, 2013 at 5:27pmthats kinda normal Kenya right,,,,,,flies are part of their lives….lol
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oldwmn
Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:36pm666 Lord of the Flies Damon Brunt Offerings Ammnitey Horror HE-WHOS-NAME-CAN-NOT BE -MENTIONED…Frodo LOST…BHO has the Ring..YES your @@@@ does stink..or lets just say
HE IS PURE EVIL..straight from HELL..
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Twobyfour
Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:41pmLord of Lies & Lord of Flies
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GO-FOR-LIBERTY
Jan. 25, 2013 at 6:25amI hereby apply for the Raid Brigade. Have been know to be slightly off target.
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OldSurfRat
Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:35pmMr. Hankey
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Eastinfection
Jan. 24, 2013 at 10:53pmHidey-Ho!
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woodyee
Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:33pmJust like in all those Sally Struthers commercials from Africa…
…come to think of it, Gaybama reminds me of a little pot-bellied kid I once saw standing next to her in a commercial…you think that maybe the reason Gaybama is around today is because Sally Struthers gave him a sandwich?
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earache-my-eye
Jan. 24, 2013 at 10:23pmhehehe
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gyro
Jan. 24, 2013 at 10:48pmbad woodyee bad dont cross the line
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AbrahamsSheepdog
Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:31pmOur animal friends help freedom fight too! Ever heard of as worthless as a fly on ****? That fly just stepped up and honored his family name boys.
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woodyee
Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:36pmDang you! Made me spit up my evening beer – Sam Adams Boston Lager tonight, just in case you were curious.
Haven’t had to thank spell-checker…yet…
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AbrahamsSheepdog
Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:42pmMy cousins joke. I wish gas bag Mathews aka the dog wisler had been there.
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civilwarcometh
Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:43pmA lot of land mines on this comment section….
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Psychosis
Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:31pmflies are attracted to ****
which seems to be available in vast quantities whenever his mouth is open
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Mil-Dot
Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:54pmFlies are the creatures of Satan, death and destruction. Prevalent in the presence of evil. Check into folks. All the jokes about excrement aside. This guy is 666. Don’t laugh it off. Do your homework.
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GoodStuff
Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:31pmFlies are attracted to ****.
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neverending
Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:30pmPerhaps he needs a shower – needs far more then that but that might help. Hope the fly @@@@ while it was squatting there. Too bad it was only a fly,
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SilentReader
Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:30pmThe fly knows.
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oxycontinxx
Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:35pmyep…………flies are very much attracted to s..h..i..t………….
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DEFCON4
Jan. 24, 2013 at 9:18pmMr. President, “I really want to ‘bee’ a drone..
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jd9215
Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:30pmFlies are attracted to s**t. No surprise there.
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spirited
Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:29pmOmen?
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Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:28pmObama walked into a bar with an ugly gross looking toad growing out of his forehead….the bartender gasps and says “Holy cow, how did that ugly thing grow on you”
The Toad says “I don’t know, it started out as a wart on my ****.”
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spirited
Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:56pmcute, ….ha ha….. funny
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qpwillie
Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:28pmBeelzebub translates “lord of the files”.
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AbrahamsSheepdog
Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:34pmLooks like 1 christian fly left. Never Give Up.
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Jarhead 88
Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:41pmYep, he is the lord of the flies.
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YOURSENSEI
Jan. 25, 2013 at 12:20pmThis is what you must know:
Clearly that’s the last book any of you read. Maybe if you hadn’t stopped reading in 6th grade you
d have a more developed view of life and the world. (No, Handgunner magazine doesn’t count.)
It is so.
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Fitzzz
Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:28pmFlys and feces go together
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dteam270
Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:27pmHe does look like a steamy pile
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Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:26pmThe bees know but the flies show us where the BS omits from.
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Fubared
Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:24pmLord of the flies. 20 fricken degrees in DC and the poop flies find him. Apropos to what is coming out of his pie hole.
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Welcome Black Carter
Jan. 25, 2013 at 8:24amPrez Beelzebul (not Beelzebub) The Prince of the Demons & lord of the flies. How fitting.
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Crazy Times
Jan. 25, 2013 at 11:02am@ Fubared,
Yep. no other insects are flying around in freezing tempature, but sure as heck they are when the POTUS is around…
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