‘Your Old Black Dog Can’t Touch My Behind’: Here’s the ‘Bad Lip Reading’ Inauguration Video You’ve Been Waiting For
Aw, yeah! It’s time for another “Bad Lip Reading” video!
Because we all had a good laugh with their NFL video last week (and if you didn’t laugh, you should probably see your analyst more often), we figured we couldn’t ignore their version of President Obama’s second inauguration.
Just a quick note: Although the following video is pretty funny, it doesn’t pick up steam until about the 01:50 mark when they start riffing on that one lady from Destiny’s Child.
That’s when we started laughing out loud:
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Comments (68)
el polacko
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 7:20pmthese guys are geniuses. they get funnier with every video. i’d love to know what their process is for finding words that so closely match the lip movements.
as for beyonce’….that could just as easily have been the original tape since her “talent” is shakin’ her booty around….her singing voice is all manufactured in the studio…she never sings live.
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sillyfreshness
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 10:52pmThis video is frickin hilarious. The singing was awesome.
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sillyfreshness
Posted on January 26, 2013 at 2:26amWhat’s so funny about this video is it makes the whole inauguration seem like a bunch of buffoons and idiots and then I realized that’s exactly how it really went down. There was no need to dub over what they actually said. lol
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Gonzo
Posted on January 26, 2013 at 7:53amIt’s hard for me to laugh while looking at Obama talk.
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Independent4233
Posted on January 26, 2013 at 10:41amThis is certain to make the rabid leftist geeks from Jesse, Al, the news outlets, etc., all go ballistic, since they regard this lying crook as unimpeachable.
But that singing is hard to listen to, since it’s on a jungle level.
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pavepaws
Posted on January 26, 2013 at 3:09pmFirst thing he’s said that’s made sense.
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Nailed
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 7:15pmWhat everybody missed was after the “Dog & Bigger Dog Show” Was Obama & Jay “Z” performing their own version of “Down Low Lip Syncing” I’m sure we can all agree just how foul,nasty & perverted each one of these”Anti-Americans” really are,then again,being from the conservative side of America, we may not even be able to comprehend just how EVIL they really are! PS: There is a Bible Verse that states:That in these times Evil will become Good & Good will be considered Evil. I do believe that we have arrived,just look at what The Perverted Liberals have given to this country.I sure would enjoy seeing how they would respond to their unborn child being stabbed in the back of the skull & then suck the brains out.I sure hope that our so-called conservitive leaders Grow-A-Set & soon,then again maybe it’s the age old story of the cowardly white boy intimidated by “The Brother” just a hint* They hurt & bleed too,but you elected folks need to be “More of a man than your mother was!” We don’t need another 4 years of Obama telling you people what you will do & how you will do it,Ya’ll have bought way too many “Wolf Tickets” in the past,try & find some self-respect & make a JUST Stand.
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denkat56
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 4:35pmShe lipped synced the song and got paid very well to do it, of course it was our tax dollars they paid her with. I heard somewhere around 1.8 million. She can afford the gas at 5 bucks a gallon.
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Inform
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 4:52pmWait, so why did Obama need another inauguration party? He was already president.
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peaceangel
Posted on January 26, 2013 at 3:31amthe inauguration cost was 170 million and his annual hawaii vacas have all cost at least half a million and he has spent more money vacationing and seeing the world than the last 42 presidents put together and the clintons held that record before them. Hillary had seen the world before she became the SOS.
Jay-Z and Be are illuminatti and very involved in the NWO order movement. See Jay-Z’s involvement with the “Battle for Brooklyn” plus they use illuminatti gang signs in lots of photos as do many young artists. They know not what they do.
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BlessedGirls2
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 3:23pmMIGUGNU2
What was the price of gas when Dubya took office and what was it when he finally left? check the records…1.46 and 2.58 or more..check the records…Food prices change for various reason and it depends upon what you are eating!!
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Carl McPherson
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 4:42pmWhen GB left gas was $1.82
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VetMike
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 4:58pmBlessed, this is what we call a strawman argument. It is used when one is unable to address the real issue and tries to divert attention from the actual issue. It is indicative of either no argument or the inability to reason out an argument from facts. If you believe that Beyonce is a good singer, please do so. Many people do not. The issue is that she was lip syncing. Did you also notice that the Marine Band stated she was lip syncing and were shut down. Now that everyone finally admits she was lip syncing where is the apology to the Marine Band? The hypocrisy of Liberals is unfathomable.
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MIBUGNU2
Posted on January 26, 2013 at 11:12am@ GIRL BLESSED
The price of Gas was in the $1.80′s and it went up to over $5.00 with
O’Blamer in office, only went back to $3.00 because of the election’s.
we will surely see over $4. to $5. by spring, and as for food, I have not
changed my diet, everything I buy at the Grocery store has gone up 30%
to 50%…you just keep your HEAD buried in the sand.. this BOZO will
SCREW us all..if you can’t see this coming you are a true LIBOTARD !!!!
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BlessedGirls2
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 3:20pmAmerican Saint????
Trust the rest of us Beyonce can sing…listen with your ears and not your eyes!
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Concerned Green Beret
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 3:45pmBeyonce is an average singer. She very frequently sings songs that are way out of her range and you can hear her voice struggle to hit the notes. Of note is her now well know version of Listen. Her high notes are strained at best. There are many singers in the bars and around the world that sing that song way better than that commie bitch. She is an overhyped commie pig. Period!!!!! She certainly is no Whitney or Mariah or Christina.
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Concerned Green Beret
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 3:47pmBeyonce is an average singer. She very frequently sings songs that are way out of her range and you can hear her voice struggle to hit the notes. Of note is her now well know version of Listen. Her high notes are strained at best. There are many singers in the bars and around the world that sing that song way better than that commie bitch. She is better suited singing in front of the likes of Ghadafi for a million dollars than singing our National Anthem. She is an overhyped commie pig. Period!!!!! She certainly is no Whitney or Mariah or Christina.
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helmuit_7
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 7:25pmShe can sing pretty nice but she has a hard time walking sometimes. And she’s not to good at landing either. Looks like she learned some of her moves by watching Carol Burnett variety show or Mel Brooks movie clips.
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Really2012
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 2:40pmIt is good she lip-synced during the real thing. This was actual footage of what she really sang…
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loneindividual
Posted on January 26, 2013 at 6:42amtoo harsh!
lol
I love these guyz for what they do….unbelievable creativity.
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socialistmop
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 2:27pmThe Beyonce part was real audio recorded by the mic that she lip-synched into.
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Woody4USA
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 2:20pmWonder…. Hitting a nerve is the only work you’ve done in years. Truth hurts doesn’t it.
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GuruMeditation
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 2:08pmHahahah! It may as well have been what they said. Both of them.
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rochrealtor
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 1:43pmI’ve never heard him speak so truthfully. He is a articulate speaker like they say.
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rochrealtor
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 1:42pmI’ve never heard him speak so truthfully. He is a articulate speak like they say.
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MrKnowItAll
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 12:22pmWoman can Fight In Combat now.
As I look at her. I think of Wendy Williams!
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HI_Don
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 12:14pmJust the Beyonce was worth it, that was hilarious! Goes to the point of if you lip sync, you ought to be able to have anything overlaid on the video! I now agree with her fans, she sure can sing.?@!
The Obama stuff, well I actually couldn’t find any difference in the gibberish he said originally and the Bad lip reading version. Both made about the same logical sense – that is none.
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whywonder
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 12:25pmAs a 15th generation tennessean I know racism when I see it. You tighty righties just dont get that the country is changing and you are being left behind and out.
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Mudd
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 12:47pmWHYWONDER. Racism? What are you talking about? And yes, the country is changing, the same way Germany changed when it embraced the National Socialists in the 1930′s. Study history, big government always leads to big problems.
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rolla020980
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 12:59pm@WhyWonder:
You Lefty Loonies have it all backwards in your head and your post proves my point. When a lib cannot think of an appropriate response, they call it racism. You are the racists. You are the ones pushing this “all men are created different” crap. Isay I don’t like Obama because of his policies, you call me racist. Don criticizes Beyoncé’s singing, you call him racist. When I don’t hire a black person because he came to the interview with a Fubu shirt on and said “Dawg I needs a job”, and instead hire the white guy who came in with a suit and spoke professionally, you call me racist (true story on this one).
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MIBUGNU2
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 12:59pm@wonder
It’s changing alright. going straight down the toilet..the gimme
leeches will continue bowing to king oblamer..and suck this
Country dry !! wake up AH, our kids will pay the price for this
POS actions..libotards continue to keep their heads in the sand…
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whywonder
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 1:06pmThink I hit a nerve. Truth hurts.
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whywonder
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 1:38pmMi
You called me a ******* and the guy I voted for a pos then you want me to wake and, I assume join the right. You have no clue about liberals . This one runs his own business, never been close to being on food stamps, never collected unemployment, never had a refund from the IRS( those are for bums), do not want,need anything from the govt, pay cash for ma in the nursing home( instead if moochin off medicare). Got no clue what a govt check looks like, worked hard so I wont need social security and I’ve paid double taxes as a sole proprietor. Get a clue.
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MIBUGNU2
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 2:12pm@Wonder
Guess you like paying twice the price for your Gas and Food
since this Arrogate, Condescending POS has taken office..
the price of gas has gone up 18cents a gal. since Monday.
bet we see over $4.00 by Spring….ENJOY AH !!!!!! and
how do your employees like the additional Taxes on their PC ??
and it’s only going to get worst for the working class.. I am
down to a 3 day work week, as PRICES go up…I used to
be able to work all the time I wanted until this JERK took
over as King in 2008 I haven’t see a 40 hour week since
2010…HOPE you see me and my family’s pain,.his agenda
IS totally FCKN this Country up.
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Mudd
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 3:10pmWHYWONDER. Okay, your not a stereotypic liberal voter. Cool, your not the only one, yet you didn’t explain your baseless accusation of racism. And your not supposed to join the right, just question authority and hold them accountable for their actions.
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whywonder
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 3:26pmMudd
Thanks for as civil response as I ever expect on here. I dont see where my accusation is baseless when downgrading race is implied.
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FastJimmy3
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 4:14pmWhywonder: If this is what we can expect from the “Messiah” moving forward. Than I shall be very conent, being left behind.
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Papa
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 4:19pmWHY, I think I know a race baiter when I see one.
So many logical fallacies….. If you want to discredit something, just claim you’re an expert and call it “racist.” An appeal to “authority” and a “straw man.” Congratulations.
Then, if anyone responds. Just throw out the “I hit a nerve” meme and claim victory.
You’re easily the most dishonest commenter I’ve seen on here today. You have no facts, and no logical argument.
You’re dismissed.
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BuzzardSays
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 4:36pmThis is for WHYWONDER,
Excuse me but would it surprise you that I firmly believe Barak Hussein Obama is the anti-christ. You want to know why??? Because he has time and again been called the Messiah by various of his liberal accolytes. Jamie Foxx in front of a highly approving crowd said “I want to give thanks to my God. My Lord and Savior Barak Hussein Obama.” Louis Farrakhan has called Obama the Messiah and he of the Muslim Nation????
With that in mind and having seen Barak declare himself to be saved by Christ in front of Rick Warren I wonder why Christian blacks would not be putting some major distance between Barak and themselves based on the fact that he(Barak) has never once attempted to set the record straight. A real Christian such as myself would be mortified to even jokingly be called Messiah/Savior/God. And you would see me take a stand against any fool calling me such.
Obama who knows he has been equated to God does not even make a peep. Therefore I assume he is the anti-christ for being so calous towards his “Christian Salvation” and not setting the record straight. Jesus is the Messiah and Obama in the false liar. Obama is the King of lies and will soon declare himself King as his current Executive Order dictates show his true spots.
Your warng comes here and now. Know Jesus and now truth. No Jesus and drink in your lie. But your knee will bow before Jesus.
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Mudd
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 6:52pmWHYWONDER. Sorry, I don’t agree. I don’t think simply being critical of minority people makes a person a racist. Granted, I’ve seen plenty of racist comments on The Blaze but I don’t see any on the original post you responded to.
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helmuit_7
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 7:29pmI an my little kitten both loved it!
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TH777
Posted on January 26, 2013 at 6:49pm@Whywonder: Hang on tight because your time “will” come. You’ve just been lucky so far but you will eventually feel the effects of obumma.
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Whirligig
Posted on January 26, 2013 at 8:24pm@whywonder
Calling someone a racist does typically hit nerves, that’s why you did it. What I really want to know is why all of you leftists keep sexually assaulting little kids. I mean, I understand that you guys disagree with us politically, but can that’s no reason to resort to molesting children.
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Tri-ox
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 12:11pmFunny.
They actually captured the real Beyoncé – this is EXACTLY what she sounds like without studio enhancement, which is why she lip-synched the National Anthem.
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A_CALL_TO_CONSCIENCE
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 12:36pmUm, no she doesn’t. She actually has a naturally good voice…in fact she can sing very well.
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American Saint
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 1:37pmUhhmm. No really she can’t!
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A_CALL_TO_CONSCIENCE
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 8:26pmClearly you have never heard her sing live and know nothing about her. You just assume she’s like many artist today who have no talent. She does have talent!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnFWzq4c3VI Her singing “Halo” live.
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hi
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 12:09pmMake sure you watch till the end when she is singing. It’s really funny, especially Biden’s face.
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RestoreCapitalism
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 11:59amThat was much more meaningful than the original version.
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OldSurfRat
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 11:57amNow thats to damn funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m not worthy! I’m not worthy!
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RaydocX
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 11:44amtoo bad that’s not what was really said… we could all smile for the next four years instead of worrying what he’ll do.
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jginmt
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 11:37amSadly bad lip reading made more sense than Obama
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ColoradoMaverick
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 11:35amAwesome!! That made my day!
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Faith in God
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 11:26amI sold my frogggg hahahahaha
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busterpuddles
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 11:16amThat’s just about what I would expect from Beyonce. None of these lefties respect the tradition or greatness of this country.
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sgallion1
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 11:15amsOOOOO FUNNY!
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JGraham III
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 11:21amGasp! …sob…you mean this really isn’t what the prez really said???
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maxedout
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 10:57amYeh….I laughed.
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woodyee
Posted on January 25, 2013 at 10:56amBeyonce was hilarious!
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