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SNL: ‘Macho Man’ Joe Biden Threatens to Use an ‘Army of Well-Armed Homosexuals’ Against GOP at Post-Inauguration Celebration

Jan. 27, 2013 6:50pm Erica Ritz

Saturday Night Live Invites You to Vice Presidents Biden Bash With Army of Well Armed Homosexuals, Macho Man

(Photo: NBC)

Vice President Joe Biden isn’t the most serious of politicians, his gaffes ranging from awkward to frighteningly inappropriate. Over the weekend, Saturday Night Live decided to imagine what a party thrown by the lauded elected official would look like.

Screen Crush summarizes:

The sketch takes the form of a video advertisement/invitation to the Vice President’s “Biden Bash” in his home state of Delaware, where attendees will get to see Biden perform various feats of strength and sing the national anthem in the style of Jimi Hendrix (among other things). Ultimately, it’s all just an excuse for [Jason Sudeikis] to take his already silly version of Joe Biden to ridiculous new heights, but there’s nothing wrong with that!

“Forget the pageantry. Forget the inspirational speeches. This one’s about fun! We’re going to have cotton candy, an amateur dog show, a bouncy castle…Do you think you can jump higher than me? Well now you can find out in a game I call, ‘Do You Think You Can Jump Higher Than Me?” the pretend-vice president advertises.

He then swerves into politics: “And if you thought Barack upset conservatives with his second inaugural address, wait until I take the mike and let the GOP have it Macho Man Randy Savage style!”

Now wearing a cowboy hat and tassels over his suit, he says in an outrageous accent: “Oh yeah, brother, I’m coming for your guns, alright! I’m bringing an army of well-armed homosexuals, and they’re going to run wild on you! Oh yeah! What are you gonna do when Macho Man Joe Biden comes to you, oh yeah!”

The video concludes with Biden in a karate costume showing how he would fend off a number of attackers as a voice says all proceeds from the event will fund the Biden 2016 presidential exploratory committee.

Watch the entire NBC clip via Hulu, below:

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Comments (29)

Bohump
Posted on January 30, 2013 at 9:04am
Carfull ” Sillyfresness: That army of there,s will Slap you,… Sooooo.. Hard !

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Bohump
Posted on January 30, 2013 at 8:54am
That’s the best Picture of a Democrat I Have ever seen, … And this our VP ? .. ( we is in Big Trouble! )

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Ironeagle
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 2:42pm
Joe “whatadick” Biden. Bafoon.

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- sillyfreshness
  Posted on January 28, 2013 at 11:18pm
  This isn’t too far off. Obama and the Dems have an army of gays now as their armed forces. Think about. Will his army of gays follow his orders? You bet. He is their idol and when he orders them to shoot Americans during martial law he’ll say “shoot those racist bigots that hate gays” and his gay storm troopers will be right there shooting. This has all been planned out by Obama. He has a litmus test for his generals asking if they would shoot American citizens (a yes answer will get one hired) and his army of gays will carry out the orders. It’s pretty easy to see what the future holds.
  
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- dwilco77
  Posted on January 29, 2013 at 3:18am
  And then him and Harry Reid could go share a pup tent at the Cowboy poetry festival in Nevada.
  
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hades3
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 10:24am
People of Delaware , I hope your collective minds aren’t where Biden’s is. He sits on his !

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Hank919
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 6:44am
The man is an *******!

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Ghandi was a Republican
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 12:10am
Joe– You are officially on a 100 yd restraining order. You get inside that without your body guards and I’m gonna beat that azz like there’s no tomorrow. You get near my kid with a condom and your meat..

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usernametaken
Posted on January 27, 2013 at 11:57pm
SNL has been in SUCK mode for the past 15 yrs.

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jvrat
Posted on January 27, 2013 at 10:54pm
lame is- programing is too!! yet now after seeing this garbage attempt of slant and left- ballest freaks in showbiz, it has come to show their own as stupid

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barber2
Posted on January 27, 2013 at 10:16pm
Guess the old, the token, the white, the Catholic , back-slapping old-stye politician is open for jesting. Just like old, “traditional” MLK. The new, the changed, the cool ” lip- sinking , ” the Chicago Obama ? Not so much…. This must be part of that shallow , redistributed from Lenin “FORWARD ” word stuff Obama keeps parroting !? Too bad our young are so ignorant of history that they don’t see how phony and ” borrowed/ stolen ” all of this Obama rhetoric really is. The 60s radicals borrowed it from Lenin, and Obama/ Ayers borrowed it from the 60s radicals. Ayers must know but he isn’t saying…and our young are too uniformed to know about any of this….

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novemberelection
Posted on January 27, 2013 at 9:17pm
The real Biden is funnier. Not a funny moment in the skit.

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lassiegirldawn
Posted on January 27, 2013 at 8:49pm
There has to be a crazy Uncle Joe to have an impression that there is someone sane in the White House. Uncle Joe is the decoy.

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thegreatcarnac
Posted on January 27, 2013 at 8:24pm
I want to see a 400 lb gorrilla get Biden in a head lock and pull out all of his hairplugs. When the gorilla was through Biden’s head would be bald with neat little rows of holes in it. Then I want to see him and obama in standing behind jail bars…crying.

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- SpankDaMonkey
  Posted on January 27, 2013 at 8:51pm
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  I was hoping the 400lb Gorilla would mistake Joe for his mate and well you know “Plug Something Else!!!!!:…………..
  
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Stelex
Posted on January 27, 2013 at 8:15pm
Wasn’t that the VP debate???? Where’s the story?

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CatB
Posted on January 27, 2013 at 7:38pm
I don’t understand … why do they need a “skit” .. just show Joe .. he provides plenty of material.

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- muffythetuffy
  Posted on January 27, 2013 at 8:09pm
  THIS IS INSANE…
  
  Biden said no such thing. SNL is not even real. It should not even be in the news.
- Stelex
  Posted on January 27, 2013 at 8:19pm
  Muffy……insanity is the new norm. Don’t try to make sense of it for if you do, it may get you. Just know that at least 50% of the population is insane, government is going to try to heard them and us and we must stay cool and fight for our lives. Personally I feel like I’m in a twilight zone episode. Unfortunately Rod didn’t intro it and now I’m part of it. Stay strong ….. they are the insane ones. We will overcome
  
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RJJinGadsden
Posted on January 27, 2013 at 7:29pm
I’m willing to use some plug cutter dies to help to help this actor look more like Biden.
http://www.rapidtoolsdirect.co.uk/category/screwdiggers-plug-cutters

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crackerone
Posted on January 27, 2013 at 7:24pm
Over the weekend, Saturday Night Live decided to imagine what a party thrown by the lauded elected official would look like.

There would be an adult diaper changing station, no more than 100 ft in every direction.

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banjarmon
Posted on January 27, 2013 at 7:19pm
Biden the NUMBER ONE REASON for term limits!!!!

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NoMoMrNiceGuy
Posted on January 27, 2013 at 7:16pm
Joe Biden ! HA ! What a joke.

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SUNTZU
Posted on January 27, 2013 at 7:16pm
They may want to blow the #e!! out of everyone.

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SpankDaMonkey
Posted on January 27, 2013 at 7:15pm
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Gays the Poster Children for Late Term Abortion…..

Real Late Term………

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DefyTYRANNY
Posted on January 27, 2013 at 7:15pm
Yet another link to a SNL video. Perhaps you should post some HuffPo stuff. Maybe some more snopes references, the Onion maybe. Hell, just link us direct to where we can read a Soros article on gleefully crashing economies or some such.

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Truthmonster
Posted on January 27, 2013 at 7:11pm
This makes Biden look almost sane!

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DougHuffman
Posted on January 27, 2013 at 6:59pm
“Sorry, we’re unable to load a message from our sponsors.” When something online is free, you’re not the customer, you are the product being sold to another’s profit.

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- DefyTYRANNY
  Posted on January 27, 2013 at 7:18pm
  Yeah, so moral of the story…. Don’t follow these video links. You will be aiding the enemy. On another note, “Macho”? really? How about “Smarmy old doosh”. That would be a far more accurate description. Nothing macho about that dried up old geezer.
  
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