Crime

Robbers Allegedly Make Away With $65K Worth of Frozen Chicken Wings — That’s About 26,000 Pounds

Dewayne Patterson and Renaldo Jackson Allegedly Steal 26,000 Lbs., $65,000 Worth of Tyson Chicken Wings

Suspects Dewayne Patterson and Renaldo Jackson worked at the facility. (Photo via WGCL-TV)

We may never know why, but robbers allegedly made off with about 26,000 pounds of Tyson chicken wings near Atlanta, Georgia earlier this month.

That’s about $65,000 worth of frozen meat.

A January 28 article by ABC News more information:

Dewayne Patterson and Renaldo Jackson, who both worked at the Nordic Distribution Center, allegedly backed a rental truck up to the back of the loading area at the center and loaded 10 pallets of Tyson frozen chicken wings onto the truck. The pair then made off with the poultry, but were seen by management, according to a police report obtained by ABC News.

Investigators at the Gwinnet County police department arrested Patterson, 35, and Jackson, 26, a week later, on Jan. 23.

They each face felony theft charges.

Police did not yet know the status of the wings.

But a woman claiming to be the mother of suspect Dewayne Patterson defended her son: “He’s a really law-abiding person,” the woman said. “That’s why I don’t understand that at all.”

One clever commenter speculated that it might be part of an elaborate scheme before the Super Bowl.

“$65,000 in chicken wings? Sounds like a well-planned heist with the Super Bowl coming up,” James Collins joked WGCL-TV.

Here’s the WGCL-TV report from what’s probably the most unusual story you’ll read today:

CBS Atlanta 46

(H/T: Fark)

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Comments (57)

  • antrancher
    Posted on January 28, 2013 at 7:57pm

    Hot Wings anybody?

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  • Tigress1
    Posted on January 28, 2013 at 7:56pm

    “But a woman claiming to be the mother of suspect Dewayne Patterson defended her son: “He’s a really law-abiding person,” the woman said. “That’s why I don’t understand that at all.””

    Sure he’s a law-abiding person. He’s just REALLY, REALLY hungry! Don’t you feed him?

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  • Southernsoul
    Posted on January 28, 2013 at 7:55pm

    I could have understood it if the Falcons had made to the Super Bowl. Still, I’d be on the look-out for a hot heist.

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  • Stelex
    Posted on January 28, 2013 at 7:29pm

    I love wings as much as the next guy but ……..really. Really? Where’s the beef?????

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    Stelex  
  • doodoo
    Posted on January 28, 2013 at 7:25pm

    what else would you expect them to steal???

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  • South Philly Boy
    Posted on January 28, 2013 at 7:11pm

    Well there goes the Super Bowl Party

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    South Philly Boy  
  • dvaughn1155
    Posted on January 28, 2013 at 6:53pm

    Chicken and Waffles anyone.

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  • daniel3839
    Posted on January 28, 2013 at 6:28pm

    How Befitting….

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    • Gorp
      Posted on January 28, 2013 at 6:32pm

      Watch the news closely for thefts of watermelons.

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      Gorp  
    • Red Meat
      Posted on January 28, 2013 at 6:56pm

      Hey wow! They’re black.
      Here, let me show you the look of surprise on my face… o_o

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      Red Meat  
  • paulwbrown
    Posted on January 28, 2013 at 6:25pm

    It bugs me when journalists refer to theft as robbery as noted in the caption. Robbery is to take by force or threat. None of that here. It was theft.

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  • Sicialian Eyeball
    Posted on January 28, 2013 at 6:12pm

    Black guys stealing chicken? No way! It’s a god given right since man first walked errect on two feet for these clowns. Did the nit wits steal a big freezer,too?

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  • VetMike
    Posted on January 28, 2013 at 6:06pm

    There are so many things one could say here. Most of them are too obvious so I’ll let them go. 26K wings has to be over 100K wings. Just how many are in your posses that you need over 100 K wings? Or maybe they were going into business?

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  • WillG
    Posted on January 28, 2013 at 6:03pm

    Beyond ironic.

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  • LeadNotFollow
    Posted on January 28, 2013 at 5:51pm

    It took a week to make an arrest. The Police do not know the status of the wings.
    My guess, they have been consumed by the folks in the projects, and are now floating in the sewer system.

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  • icarenough
    Posted on January 28, 2013 at 5:47pm

    Watermelon for dessert?

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    • LeadNotFollow
      Posted on January 28, 2013 at 5:52pm

      Kool-Aid to wash them down.

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      LeadNotFollow  
    • LeadNotFollow
      Posted on January 28, 2013 at 6:13pm

      ICARE…..Come on man, lighten up. Black folks create their own stereotypes.
      They do love chicken, watermelon, Kool-Aid, wearing oversized hoodies, and wearing their pants down to their knees.

      Whites have many stereotypes too. When made fun of, Whites just laugh right along with the joke.
      Nothing wrong with poking a little fun, as long as it’s based in truth.

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      LeadNotFollow  
    • LeadNotFollow
      Posted on January 28, 2013 at 6:18pm

      ICARE…..My last post was meant for RJ not you.

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      LeadNotFollow  
  • theBru
    Posted on January 28, 2013 at 5:46pm

    Hmmm, Imagine that!!! kind of reminds me of this newscaster from the NE interviewing a lady from the 9th Ward in N’awlins, right after Katrina…News lady asks her about the flooded churches in the neighborhood and how it was going to affect them over the next few months before they could get back up and operating…the woman from N’awlins says, “I ain’t worried ’bout churches, I gets my chickens from Popeye’s…and the gov’t worries about us feeding the bears…

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  • LeadNotFollow
    Posted on January 28, 2013 at 5:45pm

    Why do Black criminals’ Mothers almost always defend their crooked Kids’ actions?
    A White Mother would say, “Teach him a lesson. Lock up his sorry ****, and throw away the key”.

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    LeadNotFollow  
  • ShamanWorld
    Posted on January 28, 2013 at 5:39pm

    Talk about a chicken run. Damn!

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    ShamanWorld  
  • Witness1974
    Posted on January 28, 2013 at 5:33pm

    Outside Day, In the city: A guy wearing a long coat walks up to another pedestrian on the street. He quickly checks over both shoulders before opening the coat to reveal its contents hanging from inside. In a whisper he says, “Hey man, you wanna buy some wings?”

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  • thibx
    Posted on January 28, 2013 at 5:28pm

    he feeding his homeboys.

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  • Cavallo
    Posted on January 28, 2013 at 5:16pm

    Racists! To associate chicken wings and black people is Racist.. racist racist racist. Where is Jesse?! Where is Al Sharpton (he wants his cut of those tasty wings for his next hunger strike). Where is calypso Looey, and his space aliens?

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    • SREGN
      Posted on January 29, 2013 at 1:12pm

      It’s really a shame that all these coincidental things keep happening that seem to reinforce stereotypes. Like Obama getting hold of the country’s credit card. Just remember people, they’re just coincidences. That’s all. Move on.

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  • DEFCON4
    Posted on January 28, 2013 at 5:15pm

    Next, they will be ‘stalking’ celery……….

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  • RJJinGadsden
    Posted on January 28, 2013 at 5:08pm

    That will make for one helluva Super Bowl party! Pass the hot sauce.

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    • Gourdy
      Posted on January 28, 2013 at 5:15pm

      Oh, yeah! The best hot sauce I’ve ever used on wings is Franks. Go Niners!

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    • Zipit
      Posted on January 28, 2013 at 5:30pm

      Party at WANGO’S! Bring your own BS and petroleum jelly. He’ll supply the SENSEI Sauce! And that is all you need to know!

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    • RJJinGadsden
      Posted on January 28, 2013 at 5:46pm

      GOURDY, I like Franks and actually keep an assortment on hand for a variety of things. Always have several of the Tabasco flavors, Franks, naturally, even Texas Pete which I prefer on certain things. As well, I make my own hot sauce from a variety of peppers soaked for a year or more in apple cider vinegar. Stuff is good for you!

      Damn ZIPIT, I almost fell out of my chair laughing at that. Actually, typing is a chore at the moment. LOL!

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    • AvengerK
      Posted on January 28, 2013 at 5:50pm

      LOL…ZIPIT you don’t know how close to the truth you are with that one. WANGO/YOURSENSEI/ad nauseum loves to talk about rectal passages and projects his ****-erotic fantasies here at the blaze a lot.

      He once alluded to an encounter with “the Bain boys” while working as an imaginary bell hop before he became an imaginary Marine and an imaginary lawyer until his imaginary “busy” retirement today.

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  • RoDogg
    Posted on January 28, 2013 at 5:06pm

    *bites tongue before making obvious stereotype jokes

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    RoDogg  
  • justangry
    Posted on January 28, 2013 at 5:05pm

    How much ranch dressing would you need for 26,000 pounds of wings?

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  • Fubared
    Posted on January 28, 2013 at 5:02pm

    You can’t make this crap up.

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    Fubared  
    • RJJinGadsden
      Posted on January 28, 2013 at 5:51pm

      FUBARED, I forgot to mention earlier but thought you might get a kick out of this. My son is an electrical engineer student and works full time and has little time to peruse The Blaze. While he was here last night he saw your avatar and asked about it. I pulled it up in the search engine and he literally split his gut laughing. I was surprised that he had never seen that pic of Khalid Rosie Shaikh Mohammed O’Donnell.
      Your sense of humor is well appreciated.

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