The Picture of the Monkey Iran Sent Into Space Will Likely Break Your Heart
TEHRAN, Iran (TheBlaze/AP) — Iran said Monday it has successfully sent a monkey into space, describing the launch as another step toward Tehran’s goal of a manned space flight. This news comes after it failed in a similar mission in October 2011.
According to a brief report on state TV, the rocket dubbed Pishgam, or Pioneer in Farsi, reached a height of 120 kilometers (72 miles). The report gave no other details on the timing or location of the launch, but said the monkey safely returned to earth. What it didn’t say was how the monkey responded to allegedly being in space. But, really, they didn’t need to — the monkey’s face says it all.

Iran claims to have launched this monkey into space. (Photo: Mashregnews.ir via Washington Post)
Still images broadcast on state TV showed a small, gray-tufted monkey presumably being prepared for the flight, including wearing a type of body protection and being strapped tightly into a pod that resembled an infant’s car seat.
Watch the AP’s report:
The photos draw historical links to the earliest years of the space race in the 1950s when both the U.S. and Soviet Union tested the boundaries of rocket flight with animals on board, including American capsules carrying monkeys and Moscow’s crafts holding dogs. Many of the animals on the flights perished because of equipment failure or technology unable to cope with re-entry from orbit.
Here are some photos from the monkeys sent by NASA into space:

Sam, a rhesus monkey sent into space. (Photo: Wikimedia/NASA)

Ham, a chimp sent by NASA into space. (Photo: Wikimedia/NASA)
Iran has long said it seeks to send an astronaut into space as part of its ambitious aerospace program, including plans for a new space center announced last year. In 2010, Iran said it launched an Explorer rocket into space carrying a mouse, a turtle and worms.
The U.S. and its allies worry that technology from the space program could also be used to develop long-range missiles that could potentially be armed with nuclear warheads. Iran denies it seeks atomic weapons and claims it is pursuing nuclear reactors only for energy and medical applications.
Tehran has announced several successful launches of satellites, dating back to 2005 in a joint project with Russia.
The Islamic Republic has not given details of its planned new space facility, but it already has a major satellite launch complex near Semnan, about 200 kilometers (125 miles) east of Tehran. A satellite monitoring facility is located outside Mahdasht, about 70 kilometers (40 miles) west of the Iranian capital.
Iran says it wants to put its own satellites into orbit to monitor natural disasters in the earthquake-prone nation, improve telecommunications and expand military surveillance in the region.
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Comments (99)
VoteRightDammit
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 3:12pmOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ULTRA high tech !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What was this …… a high school project ?
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dmerwin
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 8:07pmThen the monkey stole a banana and will be testing the new finger amputation machine.
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Anamah
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 9:54pmThey should better send Ahmadinayad and Kahmeinin for the advance of humanity.
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RTFM
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 10:56pmSo What? The USA did that 60 years ago. ‘Merica
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dwilco77
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 11:01pmI think that is Ahmadinejad, or his less evil identical twin.
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Gigi42
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 3:07pmI heard they were stone aged over there, but GOL-LEE!
Our monkey pics from the 50′s are more humane than their millenium pics!
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bumpkin
Posted on January 29, 2013 at 4:40am-I know, huh! Looks like the poor little thing is duct-taped into a pink foam rubber shell made by a kid in a hurry! Poor little thing cant move even an inch to shift positions! EEK! Talk about pressure ulcers and agony! These guys must NOT have seen the Planet of the Apes! Just WAIT for the revenge! -Well, considering those dudes still run around brandishing swords, while wearing turbans, and chopping people’s heads off or stoning them to death, I am not surprised at all. Saddened by it all, but certainly not surprised! I feel like I stepped back into a black-and-white Sir Lawrence of Arabia whenever I look to those countries in the middle East. Time stopped for those folk. Haven’t learned a THING in 50 years, except how to lie better about their planned use of nuclear technology, and how to create the jhadi bomb of the century! (from observing the forward-moving nations.) Talk about your ‘roadside’ bomb! Ouch! And Poor Monkey! These folk just have no love in their hearts.
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Verceofreason
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 2:50pmHave ya seen what some of OUR scientists to do monkeys and other animals?
Not to mention the fur trade.
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dosdelgados
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 3:02pmMmmmmm foie gras. While wearing a mink stole.
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barber2
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 4:01pmVERCE: Have you seen what Obama has done to our economy ?
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Bonnieblue2A
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 5:36pmHave you noticed what Obama has done to this Republic?
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VetMike
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 6:32pmNo problem. You can stop taking the medications that were developed using animal research and the vaccines that were devloped through animal research and the surgical procedures developed using animal research and.. need I go on? Don’t wear fur if you don’t want to, that is your privilege. But keep your prejudices and opnions to yourself. No-one wants to hear them.
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toto
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 2:30pmToo bad they didn’t send Ahmadinejad.
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Gonzo
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 2:56pmWasn’t that him?
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myptofvu
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 3:07pmDidn’t our esteemed leader have NASA publicly commend the Muslim nations for their contributions towards the space program? I see it was duly justified, I had no idea they were so far advanced. Slap a vest of dynamite to its chest and you’re good to go.
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Joe_The_Patriot
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 2:30pmThey are full of crap… Thats a prototype torture device for infidels….
If barry had a monkey his name would be travon…
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Kisses6350
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 5:21pmLawd! Give it a rest already! Sheesh
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bumpkin
Posted on January 29, 2013 at 4:46amI would certainly feel tortured if I had to be strapped down as tightly as poor primate. Man! I get sore just lying in bed too long in one position! I cannot help but feel empathy for the primate. In the pics of our test subjects, at least they could move their arms! It HURTS to be strapped in one position for any length of time! We used to have to strap mental patients wrists and ankles during and after surgery, so they wouldn’t damage themselves, and we had to change their positions every two house max, and that wasn’t even enough. Bet Primate is strapped much longer than that. Hope not, tho!
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bumpkin
Posted on January 29, 2013 at 4:49amMade me laugh for a second, till I realized its meant to torture ME! EEEIIY! Say! Why don’t they have a thumbs-up or down button on these remarks, or even an edit button for our posts?! ‘T’would be nice…
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myptofvu
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 2:28pmBut what if something happens and the rocket blows up? Wouldn’t sending a Jihadist have been a better choice?
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DEMSfightinwords
Posted on January 29, 2013 at 10:36pmI wonder ………..does the monkey get any virgins out of this deal ?
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Ironeagle
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 2:26pmThis could be the first “half-black” monkey sent into space.
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Zipit
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 2:41pmI think his name is WANGO!
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truthnstuff
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 3:52pm@Ironeagle…LOL.
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Kisses6350
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 5:22pmWow!
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scootervanneuter
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 2:22pmThe rest of the story:
http://peacemoonbeam.typepad.com/bighairynews/2013/01/iran-sends-monkey-into-orbit.html
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SBR308
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 2:22pmThe picture was taken right before they duct taped the monkey to the nose cone
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Fubared
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 2:31pmZip ties with duct tape as a redundant system.
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naughtycal
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 2:34pmThanks for the laugh …I don’t care who you are that’s funny right there….LOL
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Anonymous T. Irrelevant
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 2:21pmWith Iran in space, or on the moon, there’s no need for nuclear warheads. All they need is mass and a trajectory. Anyone read “The Moon is a Harsh Mistress”? We cannot let China, Iran, nor any other hostile country make a base on the moon, or an un-surveilled space station. We will need methods on how to destroy it if need be. They will most certainly use it as a means against the West.
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searcher619
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 2:45pmOnce we can move about freely in space lobbing large rocks from space will be just as effective as nukes.
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Felicianomiko
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 3:29pmTwo points for referencing that book. Best of Heinlein IMHO.
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BlackCrow
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 2:21pmThe opportunity for inappropriate comments on this story are practically unlimited.
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biohazard23
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 2:20pmPoor monkey. (sniffle)
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CABERNETQHS
Posted on January 29, 2013 at 9:46amHe looked so scared! That’s awful. If Iran can’t even pretend to be in the 21st century, they ought to just skip it.
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MDECKER
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 2:18pmSo that’s where Hugo Chavez is.
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Southernsoul
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 2:17pmWhy would they send the most intelligent creature in Iran? Isn t that taking a pretty big risk? What if he didn’t make it back? Who would run the country?
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Cavallo
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 2:22pmHa! Love it.
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firman
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 2:16pm“If you don’t ride the rocket…you ain’t shiite”
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Bamagal0007
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 3:20pmThat is too funny!
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kahieb
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 2:12pmI wonder how they got Obama into that car seat?
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SocialistSlayer
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 2:18pmThat’s exactly what I was Thinking!
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Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 2:12pmSend a critter into space on a missile and a nuclear device can be mounted as well. Iran has a nuclear program with their reactors capable of producing enough fuel for 10 Hiroshima-yield devices per year for 10 or more years.
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The_Woofster
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 3:31pmMaybe not anymore, unless they’re stockpiled. Let’s see!
A loud ka-boom was recently heard at their super secret underground nuke refining facility.
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OniKaze
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 2:05pmSo, WHY does Iran need to send people to space?? At least the sand camels got the monkey back safe….
I bet they ate him shortly there-after… Just a guess though…
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Wolfgang the Gray
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 11:27pmThey aren’t doing this for space exploration, they are using this as a veil to hid their real attempts at developing ICBMs that can hit the US. Remember, Death to Israel & Death to America?
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term limits for congress
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 2:03pmFrankly, I am surprised they don’t test their rockets with zionists and political prisoners.
Any future space exploration missions for the US will be manned only by smokers, obese, or elderly (over 65) thanks to a little-known provision of obamacare.
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barber2
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 1:58pmGee, sending monkeys into space. “Inventing” a devise for cutting off fingers. What will the next big Iranian ” scientific ” break – through ?! ( please do not let these idiots have nuclear weapons )
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DougHuffman
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 2:07pmIf they don’t have nuclear weapons then they cannot have their inevitable nuclear accident.
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afishfarted
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 2:08pmTheir next scientifc invention? Toilet paper?
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biohazard23
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 2:21pmStone tools?
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barber2
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 4:02pmNews Flash From Iranian Scientific Ministry : The earth is not flat.
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Karliner
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 1:55pmIs the monkey a Jew( according to most of islum all Jews are apes and peegs).
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ginger100
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 2:06pmIran sent a Jew into space before they sent one of their own race of apes? Reaching out works I guess.
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Daniel
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 1:55pmWell looky there! They finally found a job that Ahmadinejad could handle. They sent him into space. Maybe there is hope for oBlamer yet! N-O-T!!!!
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Thundergod
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 1:54pmIf Obama had a son he’d be the first muslim monkey in space
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gyro
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 1:58pmooo harsh
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Free_Thought
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 4:21pmPathetic. I think you are late for your klan meeting. Did your wife make chocolate chip cookies and get that pesky stain out of your hood?
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Saff SGT
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 1:52pmHow did Obama get to Iran and get into a capsule??? hmmm
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TIMEBOMB
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 2:13pmThat’s classified but I will say I was Iran’s first monkeynaut.
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The_Woofster
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 3:33pmAsk Hillary!
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TIMEBOMB
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 1:51pmI think those are great pictures of me especially the one with the helmet,it makes me look tough!
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gyro
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 1:59pmyour not smiling?????????
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Fubared
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 2:17pmNot the standard “if I had a son” sir? Slipping.
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TIMEBOMB
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 3:44pmLoyal subject Fubared I’m just trying to mix it up and stay fresh.
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