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New Homeland Security Video Urges Americans to Resist Shooters…With Scissors

Jan. 31, 2013 9:48am Mytheos Holt

If Americans were worried that those pushing gun control in Washington, and in the Obama administration, have unrealistic expectations about what is necessary for self defense, then a recently released video by the Department of Homeland Security seems unlikely to placate them.

The video, titled “Options for Consideration,” and released January 25th of this year, details what are meant to be acceptable responses to “active shooter situations” of the type seen at Fort Hood, Virginia Tech, and at the shooting of Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords. Curiously, the video omits mention of the Aurora shooting, though it was filmed before Sandy Hook.

DHS’s recommended responses to such shootings, demonstrated in a generic office setting, include the obvious instructions to try to either evacuate the area, or hide someplace the shooter won’t think to look, while also warning innocent bystanders in such situations that it is necessary to follow the instructions of police officers and other law enforcement personnel who appear on the scene.

Department of Homeland Security Video Urges Citizens to Defend Against Shooters With Scissors

Photo Credit: Youtube

This much of the video is relatively non-controversial. However, there is one particular portion that may prompt derisive chuckles from self-defense advocates. The passage occurs at roughly 1:45 in the video, during which the narrator of the video suggests, “If you are caught out in the open, and cannot conceal yourself or take cover, you might consider trying to overpower the shooter with whatever means are available.”

The image shown at this point is as follows:

Photo Credit: Youtube

This particular bit of advice has already attracted some attention. The New York Post reports the pushback:

Richard Feldman, president of the Independent Firearm Owners Association, said he has a better option for consideration than a pair of scissors when confronting an armed mass murderer — a legal firearm.

“That’s why I prefer a gun, and I usually do carry a gun when it is lawful to do so,” said Feldman. “Clearly, you use whatever you can” to fight for your life, he said.

So if scissors are all you’ve got, grab them by all means.

The video is part of the Obama administration’s ongoing campaign to reduce firearm violence in the wake of the horrific mass murder last month of 20 children and six teachers in Newtown, Conn., said a Homeland Security official.

Given that the video was apparently released to coincide with Obama administration proposals on gun control, the fact that it makes mention of self-defense at all is surprising. However, suggesting that self-defense with scissors and other improvised weapons might be a valid option while neglecting to mention the idea of carrying a firearm for preparedness arguably heightens the omission of the latter.

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GuruMeditation
Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:09am
Is there a law restricting the length of the scissors by any chance?

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- HKS
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:18am
  If not there will be.
  
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- civilwarcometh
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:21am
  They think since they work so well on late term abortions it will work in this situation. These are communist do not even have a discussion with them on anything. Just run them out of the country.
  
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- GhostOfJefferson
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:22am
  What’s more important is whether they’ll implement a law making running at the attacker with scissors illegal. Walk. Always walk with scissors.
  
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- RANGER1965
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:27am
  It is my fervent wish that the people in Homeland Security take their own advice.
  
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- objectivetruth
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:30am
  You laugh but years ago I had a work blade that I had to conceal and wrap up.I wasn’t about to carry it in the open.My walk to the bus stop with it entailed me carrying a bag just for it.If you are wondering.It was a 18 inch long blade[not including handle].Now if you are sufficiently interested in knowing what it was.It was a frozen pastry knife.Let us not even mention big game boning knives.Either of these, thrown at an attacker with enough muscle behind it ,could literally pin your suspect to the wall with blade to spare.
  
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- GuruMeditation
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:43am
  @objectivetruth: I’m still laughing…
  
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- battles
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:57am
  I think that most states have a knife length restriction of 4 inches. However, in West Virginia it is 3.75 inches. I used to travel extensively and ALWAYS carried a large lock blade on my belt. I had a few run ins with nasty people, that is until I started carrying to large blade. When I found that my former 4 inch lock blade was too ling for WV, I purchased a 3.75 inch one. States will probably have something to say about scissors length too. When it comes to disarming people, the states can be quite all-inclusive in their desire and effect.
  
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- The Jewish Avenger
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 11:20am
  Hmmm… Carry a pair of scissors in a sheath on your belt and scrap the brass knuckle blade?
  
  Wonder how far you can get into the fed building with that?
  (answer: 0 inches)
  
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- naughtycal
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 11:35am
  If scissors are all you have then sure scissors are better than nothing. However the Constitution guarantees the right to much more persausive means of protection. Let HLS can arm themselves with scissors I’ll chose my taurus .357 instead it only holds 7 but they are 7 nasty hollow pointed SOBs.
  
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- Maji
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 11:42am
  I think what they’re trying to say is, If you can suck up as many
  bullet as you can others can get away!
  Ahh just before you drop your siz-zors!
  
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- lani59
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 11:45am
  I believe this is what the Sandy Hook teachers did ande how did that work out for them? Now imagine if one of them had a gun and was trained to use it, what the outcome would have been?
  
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- banjarmon
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 12:00pm
  RUN…HIDE….THROW THINGS Yeah RIGHT…..BANG!!! Problem solved.
  
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- mac410
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 12:02pm
  Most schools banned scissors a long time ago. Students have been suspended for bring them to art classes fer crying out loud!
  
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- michaelmoron
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 12:09pm
  Scissors? lol. I don’t think so.
  
  If I had no access to a gun, I would think outside the box.
  
  I always liked chinese stars. A modified sledgehammer is nice backup to a pouch full of stars.
  
  What is really good, is a Wristrocket aka Slingshot.
  You can fire at a very high velocity, anything you can grab, including glass shards.
  
  I may build, in the near future, a device that shoots ‘D’ Batteries at over 400ft. per sec.
  
  Ouch !!!!
  
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- michaelmoron
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 12:12pm
  Once I learned that the POLICE have NO obligation to protect an Individual, I decided that I WILL NEVER give up my 2nd Amendment Right.
  
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- TH30PH1LUS
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 12:38pm
  The video was made for New Yorker sissies who have given up the right to bear arms, given up the right to drink soda, and given up the right to trans-fats.
  
  The sequel video will teach the sheeple how many squares of toilet paper are appropriate to wipe with.
  
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- mecanic
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 1:04pm
  thanks, but I’ll use my 1911 model 45. but again thanks for the stupid-ass suggestion.
  
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- walnutportconservative
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 1:11pm
  No kidding here… the scissors at my desk have the tip of both shears broken off. I’m ordering new ones today.
  
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- garylee123
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 1:11pm
  Only if they come in a 10 round magazine.
  
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- Bluebonnet
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 1:20pm
  Good idea, they are so lethal, they even take away the little ones from you at the airport. Give me a break! How often would you even be in reach of scissors if you needed a weapon? Again, you’d have to be close enough to stab someone before they shot you………….STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES.
  
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- BayouButcher
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 1:33pm
  You are looking at this all wrong, I think this is a good idea. We the people should take guns away from all government officials and give them scissors. It would be a hoot to watch Swat rush a building to take down a perp with scissors instead of guns. Or better yet the Secret Service standing around Obama all with scissors, price less.
  
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- RightUnite
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 2:23pm
  Better get your scissors carry permit, or I imagine you’ll go to jail!
  
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- Wolf
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 4:04pm
  Yah- I can see it now: “Scissors at 30 Feet” read the headlines. Details below the fold… ‘Scissor wielding victim fends off attacker shooting assault rifle from 30 feet away…’
  
  Nothing is more stoopud than the dumb asses who’ll swallow the kind of tripe being pushed by this administration. What the hell kind of fools elect these people to office?
  
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- Fubared
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 4:18pm
  The absolute beauty of this is we PAID for this PSA. You paid to be told to hide with scissors.
  
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- pavepaws
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 4:40pm
  Bringing scissors to a gun fight.
  
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- Ms Moommist
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 5:58pm
  omg, if you only have kiddy scissors you are just out of luck. What idiots!
  
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- iampraying4u
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 6:30pm
  we should ban scissors
  
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- pitboss711
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 8:47pm
  Sister Janet has obviously never heard that old saying…”Never take a pair of scissors to a gun fight.”
  
  As far as hiding under a table or desk…I’m sure that would keep me as safe from a shooter as hiding under my school desk would have saved me from a nuclear bomb.
  
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- NoSleeper
  Posted on February 1, 2013 at 5:27am
  Don’t forget to blunt the tips to help prevent injury if you choose to run with them.
  
  Short, blunt, plastic children’s scissors for all!
  
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- KevINtampa
  Posted on February 1, 2013 at 2:44pm
  I’m going to start a new gun company called Sharp Shooters Gunnery.
  
  Our flagship weapons system will be sold as a pair. A .45 for personal carry and another .45 you keep either in your desk at work or at the house. Again these will not e sold separately but as one system. We will call this weapons system “Scissors”, and I already have a Homeland Security video as free advertisement recommending people get themselves “a pair of Scissors”.to defend themselves against a mad and deranged lunatic.
  
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- msjoe43
  Posted on February 1, 2013 at 10:14pm
  It probably follow the knife laws: an illegal knife as (A) a knife with a blade over five and one-half inches; (B) hand instrument designed to cut or stab another by being thrown;
  
  FYI – New York Attempting To Ban Knives
  
  Here is another example of the police state’s determination to disarm its citizens of any means of defense against criminals. First it was firearms, now knives and edged weapons. Knife Rights, an organization similar to the NRA, is challenging New York on behalf of retailers and citizens alike.
  
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- vendingdude
  Posted on February 6, 2013 at 10:47pm
  I love Kevin’s Idea. I was thinking along a different track: I’ll invent a brand of scissors that can ‘lock’ into the open position, the fingergrips pop off to reveal two more points and it becomes an instant throwing star. Oh, and when the grips pop off, those two points are pre-coated with deadly poison to give a 50% chance of killing the bad guy if you score a hit.
  
  Now I’m thinking of staplers that are disguised as weapons sitting on every desk; a fake desk phone where the receiver is a pistol, or a flamethrower with the cord supplying fuel from the phone, or perhaps an EZ under the chair mounted sidearm holster, or pens that become blow dart guns……
  
  The possibilities are endless.
  
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70S_KIDS_FIGHTING_SOCIALISM
Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:08am
That is the STUPIDEST thing a person could do. You would have to be very strong and know the death points. These morons think scissors are an assault weapon. Thats what happens when Obowmao appoints journalist and morons to DHS just because they donated to his campaign.

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- oldguy49
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:14am
  when the sheep give up all their weapons……….don’t come to me for help
  
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- Walkabout
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:29am
  A gun is a ranged weapon. Scissors are not.
  
  Scissors can work an iota better than an unarmed person on hands & feet. The problem is that you still have to “close” with the criminal & possible take major damage along the way. The Aurora shooting could have been less deadly. 6 guys closing with the perpetrator would have overwhelmed him. Problem is they have to make a split second decision to kiss their a$$es could by. Once they closed with the perpetrator of they left him in the same shape as Nidal Hassan, it would affect people considering doing something similar. Most would reconsider & not cause mass casualty events. Now the joker’s biggest problem is keeping up the pretense of mental illness. That is much less stress on him than having to live a paralytic. Mess these perps up & don’t give them 3 squares a day & or the death penalty (or if possible allow to off themselves.). I guarantee you there will be less shootings.
  
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- ginger100
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 12:15pm
  @oldguy47
  Just watched the Magnificent 7. Scissors are what shear sheep with, not a wolf with fangs and claws.
  
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OKNative
Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:06am
I have an idea. Let Homeland Security disarm all their employees/agents and they can now legally carry scissors for their personally protection. We can then have scissor throwing ranges thoughout the United States! Sounds good to me for them, but personally, I will keep my firearm.

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- OKNative
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:11am
  I meant to say “personal protection” not “personally protection”.
  
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- SUNTZU
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:20am
  Soon they will outlaw all but the
  round-nose plastic grade school type
  And you will have to have background check
  and several week of training.
  and like England you will have to keep them locked up at your
  local Mickey mouse club house.
  
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mrja
Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:06am
Take the guns from BO’s security detail and arm them with scissors

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ZAP
Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:06am
And don’t forget to hang a doughnut out of the window so the cops know where you are,when they finally come….

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BlackCrow
Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:06am
BBBAAAAHHHHH!!!! Sheepole to the slaughter. Well this old goat ain’t going!

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- Walkabout
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:37am
  A gunman coming around a corner confronted by someone with scissors does not have
  ***as much *** advantage as he had before.
  
  Optimally he should have no advantage. He should be at a disadvantage. After his surprise chickensh/t attack, if he wants to harm other people in an office building (let’s say), every corner he goes around should make him pucker up.
  
  It is total BS that Homeland security would ensure that the best weapon we have is a makeshift weapon. But they do want to control us. Well the dumb a$$ ranchers of the elite should understand that martial arts weapons like the Nunchaku (nunchucks) came from make shift weapons like a rice flail. If we survive their gentle ministrations ( Nietzsche), we will be stronger.
  
  They should fear that.
  
  Did you hear of the time that the French peasants rose up boiled nobles alive? It seems as though the French nobles (ranchers) broke the feudal contract. they treated peasants like serfs/slaves & could not keep their parts of the contract such as protecting the peasants. Is history repeating itself?
  
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nysteve
Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:05am
Boy that’s a lot to remember. Hey, I have an idea… everybody legally purchase and learn how to use a gun.

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SpankDaMonkey
Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:05am
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I wonder where I can get a pair of 9mm scissors?…………..

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- booger71
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:22am
  Walmart already sold out of them
  
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- SUNTZU
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:22am
  50 cal. Hedge trimmer.
  
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- SUNTZU
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:23am
  155 mm chainsaw
  
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- Dan_o
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 2:31pm
  Suntzu, “155 mm chainsaw”….those would be automatic scissors and they are not allowed.
  
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- Strange_Paradox
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 3:00pm
  This is totally out of control….its like they looked at a zombie killing RPG video game and said “Maybe we should do this just like the scene in the mall and have all kinds of stuff in there so you can put them together and BUILD something to kill the bad guys with….yeah thats a great idea…..”
  
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RDavis49
Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:04am
Let’s see, you want to take away the right of responsible citizens to keep and bear arms for their own protection because there’s too much killing with guns, then you turn around and tell potential victims, stab them with scissors or defend yourselves with whatever is available??? Huh?? Wouldn’t it just be a lot better to leave their guns alone and let them defend themselves with it if and when the time arises? I’m surprised you liberal socialist/communist democrats can find your way to a bathroom.

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- paulwbrown
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:10am
  Simply a case of PC run amok. I am surprised that they even advocate using the scissors–how brutal, perhaps the assailant is just an innocent mentally ill mass killer.
  
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leasecommander
Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:02am
Then there will be sweeping scissor controls !!!!

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toidiegalliv
Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:01am
Wow, this is great. I am now sooooo soo so convinced that the term “Homeland Security” actually suggest these guys and gals secure our homeland. Their obvious qualifications are manifested so profoundly. Everything is okay now,.. whew.

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time4termlimits
Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:01am
I wonder how much this 3:41 minute video costs us. Be careful, be vigilant, and keep your scissors close by.

And remember, hide under your desk. I remember having to do that when I was a kid for “nuclear war” drills. Apparently, this time tested method of taking cover works in a variety of situations.

If the terrorists ever figure out this strategy, our drone program is doomed.

Hail to Barry, our new king.

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- DougHuffman
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:15am
  If only they would hide under their desks, they’d be scattered and separated. They are indoctrinated to huddle together in a corner like a school of fish. The BadGuy can’t miss.
  
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DadRocked
Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:01am
Knife to a gunfight?
WHY we living with ‘leaders’ who extras in a Monty Python film?

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- DadRocked
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:10am
  Sorry… I was typing too fast…
  WHY are we living with ‘leaders’ who are extras in a Monty Python film?
  
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- Zipit
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:17am
  DAD!!!Remember the “BLACK KNIGHT”. http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=zKhEw7nD9C4&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DzKhEw7nD9C4
  
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- Bobj_1960
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:22am
  Don’t you mean scissors to a gunfight?
  
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- objectivetruth
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:22am
  I wish it were a episode of monty python.At least then I could change the channel or cut if off.
  
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- DadRocked
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:44am
  ZipIt – Remember it… Almost line by line… “It’s just a flesh wound!”
  
  ObjectiveTruth – That’s are option… Don’t like something then go the other way…
  I agree with you having that option but Monty Python and Firesign Theatre kept our minds relaxed with all of the crap that was going on during their era…
  
  Not like today, it’s hard not to stay on top of this crap. Matter of fact it’s a must do as citizens of our great country.
  
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thibx
Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:00am
bunch of idiots.

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ExO
Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:00am
Wait On second thought this would make these “Assault Scissors” we would need a Ban on them and Fast….

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GuruMeditation
Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:00am
HahahahaH!

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Cavallo
Posted on January 31, 2013 at 9:59am
If that’s all you have,… if you work in a Gun Free Zone (otherwise known as mandated target rich environment) .. you have to use whatever you have at hand. The training at my workplace actually goes out of their way to inform people that they have the right to fight back!? It’s sickening that such a thing even has to be stated.

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- DougHuffman
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:06am
  McJob-employees, dogs and sheeple are “trained”. Humans should be educated.
  
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- progressiveslayer
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:11am
  Or how about this one,gun free zone aka kill zone. I know what you mean as humans we have a natural instinct to preserve our life it’s only government that insists on putting us into the ground quickly through idiotic ‘gun laws’.
  
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1RealAmerican
Posted on January 31, 2013 at 9:58am
Nothing like bringing a knife to a gunfight…….

Just sayin………

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Fubared
Posted on January 31, 2013 at 9:57am
Clearly, we just don’t pay these people enough.

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DougHuffman
Posted on January 31, 2013 at 9:57am
If I recall correctly, scissors were the predicate of the Tueller Drill that established the 21-foot rule. Better to bring a gun to a gun fight than a pair of dull blunted scissors.

Sheeple, line up for FedGov indoctrination!

MOLON LABE Lord of Lies, Skeet-shooting Guy of Flies

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- objectivetruth
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:37am
  I agree with you.Just remember though that those who actually sew have very sharp scissors.The human body is easier to cut than fabric.Fabric requires a very sharp set of scissors in order to cut it without fraying.The human body doesn’t.
  
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- DougHuffman
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 11:32am
  The largest assault scissors are used by tailors and seamstresses – EVIL – but the sharpest and most easily concealed, short of an elite eye surgeon’s, are a barber’s scissors.
  
  School children in free fire zones are limited to Curio & Relic scissors, dulled and blunted lest they hurt themselves.
  
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13th Imam
Posted on January 31, 2013 at 9:57am
All White House Guards , Congressional Guards, Secret Service, Homeland Non-Security should be issued scissors. And turn in their bad firearms. For the less handy, they should be issued pinking shears.

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- boss_ross
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:02am
  took the words right out of my mouth and beat me to the comment box :)
  
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- objectivetruth
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:19am
  Yes by all means I want them nicely frayed.That is what pinking shears do.Look to make a long story very short scissors will work in a domestic situation.So too will a meat cleaver kitchen knives.Cast iron skillets exc.Its just not going to work very well in a office school style shooting.Well unless you have guts and have already been the _____ of a violent act before.In which case you amy actually be the one that saves everyone.In essence it means you would rather die than be the target for violence ever again.
  IT STILL DOESN”T MEAN A GUN ISN”T THE BEST WEAPON.
  
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progressiveslayer
Posted on January 31, 2013 at 9:56am
This article illustrates to the atheist lady on another article just how ‘logical safe and fair your federal government is. Her naivety is astonishing.

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ExO
Posted on January 31, 2013 at 9:56am
Well makes perfect sense….

NOT….

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huey6367
Posted on January 31, 2013 at 9:55am
Knife to a gun fight?

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biohazard23
Posted on January 31, 2013 at 9:55am
Nothing says self-defense like bringing crafting scissors to a gun fight. Jeez….

Hey, maybe we can arm the Secret Service with supplies from Jo-Ann Fabrics! Just attack a potential bad guy with glue sticks, glitter, thread, and yards of sparkling ribbon. If it’s supposed to work for the rest of us….

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- Fubared
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:02am
  Hobby Lobby scissors-
  
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- 13th Imam
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:05am
  And no running
  
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- biohazard23
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 10:09am
  Oh yeah, definitely!
  
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- crueltiming
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 11:26am
  Assault glitter?Gotta get me some of that to dress up my SHTF cabin.
  Why not rubber bands shooting paper clips?
  
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- biohazard23
  Posted on January 31, 2013 at 11:59am
  Rubber bands? Only if they’re made from environmentally friendly, organic, sustainable, free trade sources harvested by indigenous women who previously had to depend upon prostitution to survive in their third world country.
  
  Otherwise, you’re SOL. :)
  
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