Purple Patch of Mysterious Jelly-Like Spheres Found in Ariz. Desert
A few years ago, a strange orange goo was washing up on the shores of one Alaskan town — it was eventually identified as spores. Now there’s a similar baffling event in an equally confusing location — a patch of purple spheres has been found in the middle of the desert in Vail, Ariz.
KGUN 9 reported Gerardine Vargas and her husband stumbling upon the strange substance ”glittering in the sun” while they were taking pictures of the local area.

(Photo: Gerardine Vargas/KGUN 9)
The spheres were only present in this one patch and were described by Vargas as watery and translucent. KGUN 9 went out to the location after Vargas alerted them to it and described them as “like gooey marbles that ooze out a water substance when squished.” The station called them “out of this world.”

(Photo: Gerardine Vargas/KGUN 9)
That’s not to say they’re the spawn of aliens. Vargas told KGUN 9 she emailed photos to a zoologist friend, who couldn’t identify them. The news station contacted Darlene Buhrow, director of marketing at Tucson Botanical Gardens, whose husband, a botanist, said if it is not an artificial product, it could be slime mold or jelly fungus.

(Photo: Gerardine Vargas/KGUN 9)
Some called into the station speculating the spheres were water-filled balls for plants, like HydroBubbles (see pictures of the product here) or Eco-Waterbeads.
Watch the report:
(H/T: Daily Mail)
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Comments (137)
The_Cabrito_Goat
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 12:59pmBreakfast
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LogCabinRepublican
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 3:19pmWater Polymer balls – http://bit.ly/VFoyiM Someone obviously dumped them in the desert to see how long they would last
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White Devil
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 3:33pmYes, they are just a polymer. Ever heard of SoilMoist, if any of you are gardeners? Super expensive but you mix in a certain ratio with your potting soil so that your potted plants don’t dry out so quickly. This is just the exact same thing- only SoilMoist is in little crystalline chunks and these are spherical. I’m really not quite sure why this is even newsworthy, Blaze.
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JohnnyinthePedros
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 5:40pmUnicorn poop.
SocialistSlayer
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 6:24pmMaybe someone was experimenting with planting Pot in the Desert
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DaddyDave
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 6:27pmThere was a program recently on that was describing, a jelly like substance that was “mysteriously” turning up in Scotland/England. Turned out it was an excretion from frogs that they release when they lay eggs or are stressed. It is very water absorbent. Probably something similar with one of the reptiles of the desert.
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OUTRIDER WRITER
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 6:42pm@JOHNNY….PEDROS
Very clever!
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OklahomaBound
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 7:48pmThe eco-terrorists will proclaim it an endangered substance, no one is allowed to live in AZ anymore…..except illegals, they can live and do anything they want.
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Gold Coin & Economic News
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 8:04pmWhere is Alex Jones when you need him?
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TROONORTH
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 8:39pmDO NOT GO TO SLEEP BESIDE THEM!
Whatever you do, do not go to sleep beside them. Oh yes, and wrap your head in tin foil to protect your brain.
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REAL
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 9:38pmAl Gore threw up …
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burnteye86
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 4:24amWhit devil, I’ll tell you why it’s newsworthy. It’s because everybody isn’t a genius like you. You’d think someone as smart as you wouldn’t have to be told that.
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jwhershey
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 4:03pmManna?
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Mojoron
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 5:18pmBodysnatchers
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The_Cabrito_Goat
Posted on February 6, 2013 at 12:56pmManna is blue :P
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stang289
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 12:55pmhttp://metabunk.org/threads/411-Debunked-Strange-Blue-Sphere-s-Fall-Over-England-2012 debunked
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RhonLips
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 10:04amThis particular sighting may be what the link claims but my experience was NOT polymer. It happened last spring and summer, 3x, in my yard after a rain. I’m going with the frog explaination.
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Fubared
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 12:53pmSome damn Texan field dressed another Barney out in the open instead of a dry branch.
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pragmaticpatriot
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 5:44pmi dont care who you are that there is funny
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Rafterc4
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 7:38pmI have been trying to fill my Barney tag for years. Damn the luck!
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Ruckus_Tom
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 8:33pmI love you. You love me.
Let’s hang Barney from a tree.
String’em up, spin’em round
Beat him with a stick.
Then cut off his purple Johnson.
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AMERICA4EVER
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 9:29pmSoilent purple.
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justangry
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 12:51pmThey look like my daughter’s Orbeez.
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VanishingFreedom
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 1:06pmYep, got a lamp full of them right here
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Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 12:40pmWhat is the big deal, these spheres are used to water plants…nothing unusual about them.
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neidermeyer
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 8:21pmAgreed , super absorbent polymer , used to retain water in potting soil or absorb pee in diapers. The purple color could be a liquid fertilizer or grape cool-aid…
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EPROM
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 12:33pmWell, Okay, ….Barney the Dinosaur took a dump out in the desert! …What’s the big deal?
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HYPNOTOAD
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 12:32pmReminds me of the strange pods that the secret service found under obama’s bed.
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White Devil
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 3:35pmhehehehe :) pods? what pods? *sweeps pod under couch with foot*
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landowner
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 12:32pmLow information voter brains!!!
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DoctorRon
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 12:23pmIt is obviously where a UFO dumped its sewage tank.
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tiki886
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 1:54pmOr a new method to transport meth and coke. If it is, someone’s going to die for losing a load.
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HOOT_OWL
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 12:21pmHey Marge ..! They found the GOP’S Kahonas..!
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Cosmo007
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 1:44pmYou must think that term comes from Hawaii, you dummy.
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gryffn
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 2:28pmtry cojones
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chips1
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 3:19pmYou’re a Hoot.
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Tri-ox
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 12:21pmAnnunaki Caviar.
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Tri-ox
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 12:31pm(let me try that again … )
Anunnaki Caviar.
(that’s better)
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searching for the Truth
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 12:18pmThe invasion of the purple people eaters.
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Ghandi was a Republican
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 12:15pmEwww! It looks like that crapp on obama’s crack pipe burned lips.
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Daniel
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 12:15pmOH-MY-GOD!!!! It’s GLOBAL WARMING!!!! Run for your lives!!!!! The End is NEAR!!!!
Sound a little like a liberal don’t I. LOL
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txannie
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 12:15pmYou can buy these things in all colors to set your flowers in. You soak little grains in water and they grow to orbs that release the moisture slowly for the plants. Some of the coyotes have told the illegals they are guiding to fill their milk jugs with them and then water so they will last longer, then when they try to drink they find out it is now right next to impossible. I personally think someone found out the hard way that they didn’t work like the coyote said they would and poured them out and someone found them before they were completely dried out and desicated again.
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CanteenBoy
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 12:46pmDing! We have a winner!
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Blivit
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 1:38pmvail is about 40 air miles from the border, an awfully long distance to carry jugs full of undrinkable water.
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Cosmo007
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 1:50pmInstead of a canteen, it looks more like a backpack or large trash bag full of them. Besides it would be hard to get the filled ones out of the canteen.
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nonofmybiznez
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 2:22pmYep, it rained pretty good last week here in AZ and they probably rehydrated. We have lots of illegals trampling through the desert don’t you know.
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nonofmybiznez
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 2:24pmThey can also be used in neck wraps to keep you cool. In the dry heat any moisture will keep you cool. I have neck wraps with them inside.
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lobster
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 3:11pmCorrection Vail is closer to seventy miles from the Nogales entrance. Vail is just straight East of Tucson, the Kremlin West.
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txannie
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 11:17am@blivit…they carry them a whole lot farther than that. They don’t have canteens and they don’t stop at any stations to get water out of a spigot so they won’t get caught. We’ve seen them string gallons of milk jugs on a rope and carry them over their shoulders. I think the coyotes’ know you can’t drink the water after they fill them with the polymer beads and hope they will not make it out of the desert so they can rob them of the rest of their money. It happens. Some coyotes are more dangerous than being caught by border patrol.
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Skeeterhawk
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 12:12pmWhatever it is it will be regulated and restricted or banned by the end of the week. There will be a 7 slime ball limit on anyone trying to posses them. The person that found it will be on the no fly list and they will have drones flying over their home forever more. Additionally, all motor vehicle traffic will be banned for a one hundred mile radius around the slime until a multimillion dollar environmental impact study can be made to determine how many other regulations and laws can be conceived to “save the slime balls.” (not in Congress, these in the article.) Within the hour there will be 35 web sites dedicated to saving the slime balls. King Obama will say, “I use slime balls all the time. They are surround me.” And he will be right.
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gryffn
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 2:31pmHow long before they are used to photoshop you-know-which-picture.
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chips1
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 3:24pmIs it better than Preparation H?
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starman70
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 3:40pmOOOOOPS! someone mixed Purple Power cleaner with gooey plastic. Being afraid that they might be mistaken for explosives, ODUMMER issued Executive Order # 125,786,371,485 to declare the site off limits and prevent the use of Purple Power cleaner to clean out the Senate and the House.
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chips1
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 12:11pmThey are just trying to scare you. It’s really the blue ones that are dangerous.
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AbrahamsSheepdog
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 12:11pmThey hold water out there? Weird. Looks like trash at campsite almost
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CanteenBoy
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 12:10pmSpace Balls!!
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walnutportconservative
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 12:07pmJellyfish
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Sargon
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 12:07pmSomeone from CNN will say that its a by product of fracking.
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gbo
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 3:40pmHard to believe, but that person from CNN would be absolutely right. They are fracking slime balls.
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pragmaticpatriot
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 5:49pmu saying Cylons found the Earth? and they are Liberals??
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qpwillie
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 12:02pmIt could be liberal eggs. Don’t they spawn around this time of the year?
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Cavallo
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 12:24pmLate bloomers. It’s when the swearing in ceremonies are for congress critters and Marxist autocratic dictators soiling the white house.
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aproudinfidel
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 12:01pmOh good, another threat to be concerned with…
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Big Media Bias
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 12:00pmI would roll in them naked
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qpwillie
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 12:05pmLOL! Please don’t feel compelled to post any pictures of that.
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huey6367
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 11:57amThey look like the little spheres in that thing I bought at the grocery store that smells good. Someone probably dumped trash there. It is next to a road.
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matt_c
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 12:10pmThat’s what it looks like to me too. That sort of stuff they sell at Bed Bath and Beyond
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OccamsSword
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 8:34pmBathsalts and Shrooms hybrid.
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