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(TheBlaze/AP) — Super Bowl ads this year morphed into mini soap operas.
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson shrugged off aliens so he could get more milk for his kids in a Super Bowl spot for the Milk Processor Education Program. Anheuser-Busch’s commercial told the story of a baby Clydesdale growing up and returning to his owner for a heartfelt hug years later. And a Jeep ad portrayed the trials and triumphs of families waiting for their return of family members.
The reason for all the drama off the field? With 30-second spots going for as much as $4 million and more than 111 million viewers expected to tune in, marketers are constantly looking for ways to make their ads stand out. And it’s increasingly difficult to captivate viewers with short-form plots involving babies, celebrities, sex and humor – unless there’s a compelling story attached.
“A lot of advertisers are running long commercials to tell these stories that engage people often in a very emotional way,” said Tim Calkins, clinical professor of marketing at the Kellogg School of Management at Northwestern. “These spots that tell stories really stand out in the clutter.”
Here’s the ads, play-by-play:
TEAR-JERKING MINI EPICS
Chrysler started the long-format commercial trend last year, with a two-minute spot starring Clint Eastwood that became very popular.
This year, Chrysler led the trend again with its two-minute salute to troops and their families. The ad featured Oprah Winfrey reading a letter from the Jeep brand to encourage families to stay hopeful.
Anheuser-Busch also pulled at heartstrings with a spot about a baby Clydesdale growing up and moving away from his farm and his trainer. Years later, the horse remembered the trainer after returning for a parade. He raced down a street to hug him.
“The Budweiser commercial with the Clydesdale made me cry,” said Wendy Ponzo, 49, who was watching the game in Pont Pleasant, N.J.
And of course, Dodge’s “so God made a farmer ad” based on Paul Harvey’s 1978 speech wowed the crowd:
USER-INSPIRED TALES
Lincoln’s 90-second ad was inspired by Tweets by fans about road trips. The company asked people to send their stories, and Jimmy Fallon, host of NBC’s “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon,” decided on which tales would be used.
The ad shows adventures during a fictional road trip. A woman picks up a German hitchhiker, and they go to an alpaca farm, get stopped by turtles crossing the road, and drive through a movie set.
Rap pioneer Joseph “Rev Run” Simmons and Wil Wheaton, who acted in “Star Trek: The Next Generation,” made cameos in the spot.
Audi also went with an ad that told a story – and was inspired by viewers. The company’s 60-second ad featured an ending that was voted on by viewers prior to the game.
In the ad, a boy gains confidence from driving his father’s Audi to the prom, kisses the prom queen once he arrives at the dance and gets decked by the prom king. In the end, he drives back home with a smile on his face.
The Audi mini-epic was a favorite of Super Bowl viewer Stephanie Bice, 39, a business development director in Oklahoma City.
“It was fun and whimsical,” Bice said.
COMEDY GOES LONG
Not all of the storytelling ads were dramatic, though.
Samsung’s two-minute ad showed Seth Rogen (“The Guilt Trip” and Paul Rudd (“Role Models”) getting called in to do a “Next Big Thing” ad for Samsung. But they’re agitated once they realize that they’re sharing the spotlight. LeBron James, an NBA basketball player for the Miami Heat, makes a cameo, appearing on the screen of a tablet.
The ad won over some fans in the ad world.
“I could watch the Samsung ad over and over again,” said David Berkowitz, vice president at digital marketing agency 360i. “It’s as good as any Seth Rogen movie.”
Budweiser, a long-time Super Bowl advertiser, also told a continuing story in two of its ads. One showed rival 49ers and Ravens fans each creating a voodoo doll for the other team with the help of R&B legend Stevie Wonder. In the other ad, fans go to great lengths to curse a rival fan’s “lucky chair.”
“It’s only weird if it doesn’t work,” the words in the ad read.
Mercedes-Benz’s 90-second ad had a Faustian plot.
A devilish Willem Dafoe (“Spider-Man”) shows a man everything that comes with a Mercedes-Benz CLX: A date with supermodel Kate Upton, dancing with Usher, driving around with beautiful girls, getting on the cover of magazines including Vanity Fair and GQ, getting to drive on a racetrack.
The man almost signs his soul away for the car. But then he sees a billboard that says the car starts at $29,900, and doesn’t sign.
BUT NOT EVERY AD TELLS A STORY
Although many advertisers tried to pull people in with lengthy story lines, there were a few that stuck with short, quirky spots with no particular plot.
GoDaddy.com’s ad was one of them. It showed a close up, extended kiss between supermodel Bar Refaeli and a nerdy guy wearing glasses to illustrate GoDaddy’s combo of “sexy” and “smart.”
Some viewers thought the ad was too explicit for the Super Bowl.
“I don’t care who wins the game. I just don’t want to see that commercial again, ever,” said Stephen G. Smith, 63, an editor at The Washington Times in Washington, D.C.
Striking a less controversial note, Best Buy’s 30-second ad in the first quarter starred Amy Poehler, of NBC’s “Parks and Recreation,” asking a Best Buy employee endless questions about electronics.
“Will this one read `50 Shades of Grey’ to me in a sexy voice?” Poehler asks about an e-book reader. Then, when the staffer says no she asks, “Will you?”
M&M’s spot showed its red spokescharacter singing Meatloaf’s “I Would Do Anything For Love,” and wooing beautiful women.
But the M&M stopped short when the women try to eat him:
And Oreo’s ad featured a showdown in a library between people fighting over whether the cookie or the cream is the best part of the cookie. The punch-line? The fight escalates into thrown chairs and other destruction, but because the fight is in a library, everyone still has to whisper.
The ad directed users to follow Oreo on Instagram photo-sharing site, where they could continue the “cookie vs. cream” debate. Meanwhile, Oreo was quick to capitalize on the blackout that hit the game for about 30 minutes in the third quarter. It tweeted a picture of an Oreo in the half-dark with the words: “You can still dunk in the dark.”
Which commercials were your favorites?Β Did you dislike any?Β Let us know in the comments section.
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Comments (51)
Attila_the_Hunney
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 11:23pmWhat was with the jeep ad? America is whole again? Why, because obummer got elected? Whole? More like shattered into a million pieces… and narrated by that sychophant oprah. Ugh, worst ad ever.
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Bob350
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 3:02pmTo The Blaze,
Have to watch an ad to see an ad!!!
Really!!!!!!!!!
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uralrider
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 2:34pmPeople paid $3500 for a seat, + hotel, and air fair, Corporations spent millions of dollars for these spot, and people can not understand why Obama thinks we do not pay enough in taxes.
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dangremillion
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 2:13pmexcept for budweiser clydesdale and farmer, all were crap. halftime was crap. beyonce in not about music. i would rather see the rocketts or the june taylor dancers or the allman bros. why dont the girls just get nude at halftime. kids and grandkids should not watch this. this was not a family event unless you want your kids to grow up being ****** driving jeeps and mercedes while doing everything else that is unhealthyand immoral. neil postman and ben shapiro are correct in their books. the script writers and ad guys have hosed us since the 1950s. and bob costas is worried about guns. i cannot believe beck and the blaze condone any of this. i am dissapointed. money does talk and b.s. does walk.
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DaddyDave
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 1:06pmDid it strike anyone else that there were about 1/2 as many “product” commercials than past years. There mere many-many commercials for the network programming itself. Why?
Is the economy so bad, only a few can afford to advertise?
Did the network demand too much for each spot?
Is the Obamanation in such desolation, that capitalism is almost dead?
Hey I didn’t watch it all, but were there any pro-gun commercials?
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2ifbyC
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 12:11pmSpeaking of racism the GEICO commercial with the two White flight attendants tell the pig to turn off his device and saying ” Ill believe that when pigs fly” Then the pig turns to the black guy and says “did she just say that?”. Now reverse the rolls if they were two black flight attendants saying that and the pig turns to a white guy. There would be hell to pay. Sick and tiered of this “Racism”.
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2ifbyC
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 12:11pmSpeaking of racism the GEICO commercial with the two White flight attendants tell the pig to turn off his device and saying ” Ill believe that when pigs fly” Then teh pig turns to the black guy and says “did she just say that?”. Now reverse the rolls if they were two black flight attendants saying that and the pig turns to a white guy. There would be hell to pay. Sick and tiered of this “Racism”.
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woodygac
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 11:33amI find it ironic that the number 1 producer of pistasio nuts is IRAN and there was an ad for pistasio nuts during the Super Bowl. Like we need to develope the demand in America for Iranian pistasios!
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Blivit
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 10:57ami hate newsinc.com videos so much that most of them came up blank the first time… i unblocked it to see what they were and gave up after two more where you had to watch a commercial before the commercial! why not use the same source without the pre-commercial commercials for all the videos????????
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