Second Grader Playing ‘Rescue the World’ at Recess Suspended After Throwing Pretend Grenade at ‘Evil Forces’ (With Adorable Interview!)

(Photo: Fox 31)
It’s getting harder and harder to be a kid these days. Back in the day, children frequently played “cops and robbers” and other good vs. bad games at recess and around the house. Now they’re getting punished for it.
On the heels of three 6-year-olds being suspended for making gun signs with their hands during recess and a 5-year-old girl being suspended and labeled a “terrorist threat” for threatening to shoot her friend with a “Hello Kitty” bubble gun, a 7-year-old Colorado boy at Loveland’s Mary Blair Elementary School is reportedly in a similar position.
So what did he do? Apparently the 2nd grader was playing “rescue the world” at recess when he threw a pretend grenade at a make-believe box full of “evil forces.” There wasn’t actually anything in his hand, nor was there a real box.
“I was trying to save people and I just can’t believe I got dispended,” Alex Evans said. After demonstrating how the game is played, he said he threw fake grenade at the box “so nothing can get out and destroy the world.”
Fox 31 has more on the story:
But his imaginary play broke the school’s real rules. The school lists “absolutes” designed to keep a safe environment. The list includes absolutely no fighting, real or imaginary; no weapons, real or imaginary. Click here to see the Mary Blair “Absolutes”
“Honestly I don’t think the rule is very realistic for kids this age,” says Alex’s mom Mandie Watkins.
Alex is like a lot of 2nd graders, perpetual motion. His mom says the little boy doesn’t understand why pretending to be a soldier was wrong. “I think that when a child is trying to save the world, I don’t think he should be punished for it.” [Emphasis added]
The mother adds that Alex will be staying home until they can get the issue resolved.
Watch young Alex’s interview with Fox 31, below:
(H/T: Cain TV)
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Related:
- 5-Year-Old Suspended, Labeled a ‘Terrorist Threat’ for Threatening to Shoot Friend With Toy Bubble Gun
- ‘It’s Ridiculous’: Three 6-Year-Olds Suspended for Making ‘Gun’ Signs With Hands During Recess
- School Allegedly Asks Deaf Preschooler to Change His Name Because Sign Language Version Resembles ‘Weapons’
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OniKaze
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:24pmThis poor kid did NOTHING wrong… But what he SHOULD have said, is that it was a pretend “Water-Balloon” that “soaks out Evil”…..
Then the school would love him…
PARENTS: DO NOT let your kids grow up to be Pansy-fyed Weenies… It serves no-one to let children grow up to be sheep… Do not hide the reality of violence from children.. Let them see it in all of its glory and horror, and then explain WHY what the just saw was right or wrong…
But trying to hide it from them, only allows them to draw their own conclusions which can be very different from the conclusion you or I draw…
The world is a violent and often dangerous place… Kids need to be aware of that, or else they will be in for a BIG Surprise when reality smacks them in the face..
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progressiveslayer
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:40pmThat’s right the kid did nothing wrong he was just playing but the drones that run the public school indoctrination centers can’t allow a kid to have his own individual personality,it must be made ‘equal’ with the other kids. If a boy doesn’t learn how to fight and defend himself he’s going to take quite a few beatings by the time he becomes a man. Hell I remember having quite a few fist fights with my friends growing up and the next day we’d be playing baseball or football,no lawyers or police or counselors and we all survived and turned out okay.
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jhrusky
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:44pmSO … is everyone here calling this school to express their dissatisfaction of their idiotic policies? We certainly should be .. the progressives do these sorts of things and THEY ARE WINNING!!!
Pick up your phone and call this school and express your displeasure a policy that NO small child should have to adhere to and NO adult teacher should even think about enforcing upon them.
OR … let the progressives continue to kick your a55e5!
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Cavallo
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:46pmpretend “Water-Balloon” that “soaks out Evil”…
Ha! Love it!
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biohazard23
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:48pmGood grief, what’s next? Not being allowed to… Oh, never mind. Whatever I could possibly come up with, I’m sure some whiny liberal already has it on the list of evil things to ban…
Here’s an idea: how about just banning all forms of childhood play? Would THAT make the libs happy???
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stopprintn
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:55pmRemember what Eric Holder said years ago?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYyqBxD-3xw
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redfish52
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:55pmHave these school administrators completely insane? What is this world coming to when boy’s can’t play war at recess. It’s what kids do. Do you think that by punishing this child you are stopping a potential serial killer in the future….what moron’s……momma home school this child. He’ll get a better education and grow up a better person. Idiots!
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GhostOfJefferson
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 4:03pm@Redfish
Actually, it’s what *BOYS* do. We’re to the last steps now, where basically they’re outlawing being male. This has been a long time coming, and nobody will do anything to stop it.
For example, it’s perfectly ok to play “house” or “pony land” I’ll bet. But war, no, no can do, that’s boy behavior. That needs squashed. The leftist feminists count on us not resisting this.
http://www.patriotsdonotcomply.com/index.php/articles/matron-and-cowards/
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redfish52
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 4:21pmDear Lord in Heaven…please bring back the day’s of Lawn Darts, Red Ryder BB Gun fights, The Wonderful World of Disney on Sunday nights, oh you know what I mean…
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spirited
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 4:47pmGI Joe….. and lemonade stands.
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biohazard23
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 4:49pm@Red, you’ll shoot your eye out, kid.
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Eastinfection
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 4:56pmGHOST…
it’s ok to play “house” or “pony land” I’ll bet……
Not so fast… If you play house, sooner or later the single-parent children are going to feel mocked by those playing in a “house” that contains both parents….. and we won’t even get into how horribly it discriminates against homeless kids…
….and “Pony Land”?
Big time no-no.
We all know what must happen in “Pony Land” when a pony breaks a leg…
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redfish52
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 5:17pmWhen I tell people me and brother would have BB Gun fight’s they would look at me like I was crazy. They’d ask….did it hurt?…hell yes it hurt…it’s a BB Gun stupid. Oh course my younger brother has never been the same since he took that lawn dart in the head….I tried to tell…you throw it straight up and run like hell not stand there and wait for the dang thing..
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SolitudeBliss
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 5:52pmHow DARE you suggest water balloons? Even pretend, water is scarce and we must indoctrinate the little boy into the ‘Greenie’ agenda as well. Hell, he’d probably get expelled for wasting precious water with a water balloon, even pretend ones. (Stupidity knows no bounds *sigh* sad what we’ve come to)
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Eastinfection
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 5:52pmRED…
lol… painfully familiar with “BB Gun Fights”
We only had one rule:
If someone starts crying, we can’t shoot them anymore until they promise not to tell their Mom.
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OnSheepdogs
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 7:15pmThoughtcrime, they called it. Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you.”
- George Orwell, 1984, Book 1, Chapter 1
Welcome to the future…
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Jake Dog2
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 8:06pmThe kid should have said he was fighting to save Mother Earth. The would gave him a gold star.
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circleDwagons
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 8:44pmWe should ban government schools
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MOwithabrain
Posted on February 6, 2013 at 1:46am@JHRUSKY – I’m with you. Speaking as a parent, the school’s list of “absolutes” is borderline ridiculous (the ‘pretend’ part).
I emailed the principal and cordially, shared my thoughts on this topic. I used to live in Colorado Springs and I could see the liberalism taking over.
All it takes is a couple minutes of your time…email or call the school on how asinine this policy is.
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naughtycal
Posted on February 6, 2013 at 7:28amIs it time to for actual American to remove their children from this indoctrination camp. Or just file hundreds of thousands of law suits across tha nation in every district for not allowour children to practice their 2cd amendment rights even if its only imaginery practice because of their age.
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jettson
Posted on February 6, 2013 at 9:21amA lot of people will have a hard time but….Find a way to home school. Do what ever you can to get your children out fo there hands. The schools are out of control. There are good teachers but this kind of crap just has to stop. With what they teach about everything but what I want them to teach. They won’t or can’t protect them. In every way you look at it there safer at home. Fine a way to home school. There worth everything to me.
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battles
Posted on February 6, 2013 at 10:04amPossibly the greatest blessing from Obama and his foolish ilk will be when he causes the collapse of the dollar, that should lead to no more schools.
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jemeisne
Posted on February 6, 2013 at 12:26pmhttps://www.facebook.com/ImaginationAtMaryBlair
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desertspeaks
Posted on February 6, 2013 at 12:59pmpoor kid, no they aren’t allowed to pretend anymore… kid should have told them he was fighting those evil republicans and global warming to save the polar bears with progressive thought grenades
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Maji
Posted on February 7, 2013 at 1:08amNo!
We need to press for criminal action against schools and especially the teachers,administrators
who terrify these “small children” when they’re 13-14 or a little older!!!
But to go after these small childrern is “child abuse” and should be acted on…severely!!
To the point of legal action agsinst the individuals to perpetrate these acts of terror and
heinous physcolgical brain washing!!!
We need to make these people suffer for hurting children in the name of bureaucracy!!!
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Clownzilla
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:23pmIf this is true I might have to turn my parents in for making me live in a house with floors made out of lava when I was a kid.
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normalmom
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:45pmThat is funny I remember playing that as a kid too. I have boys and I am teaching them to be men. We took them out of public school this year.
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MCON29
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 5:08pmThat was one of our favorite games. We grew up dirt poor and had to use our imagination for everything. Jump from couch to couch because the floor is lava, loved it. We also would climb trees and play tag in them (after watching my brother break his arm I do not recommend this for everyone).
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ConstitutionalLibertarian
Posted on February 6, 2013 at 8:25amLava’s pretty bad, but we had water with SHARKS in our floors! I grew up in eastern Colorado, and had a very irrational fear of sharks for many years. :)
With regard to the article; this is one of the many reasons why we homeschool. The government must absolutely hate my family. Gun-loving, Bible-believing, self-sufficient, homeschooling, Constitution-respecting Christians that we are. How dare we have no need for our superiors to make rules for us to obey to in order to have a happy and fulfilling life!
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Johnny Cocheroo
Posted on February 6, 2013 at 3:02pmlol, yes, I remember the lava floor years fondly.
I also remember riding in the back of a pick up truck for 3-1/2 hours with my siblings on weekend camping trips, BB gun wars with friends, dragging each other behind a quad to see who could hold on the longest, piling up cushions at the bottom of the stairs & seeing who could jump of the highest step. Shooting grasshoppers with my bb gun so “Rusty” could go eat them. Not to mention all the toy guns passed around during christmas.
During winter, my dad would have me hold the splitting wedge in place while he would use the sledge hammer. That used to freak me out.
Boys used to be encouraged to be tough and do manly things. Now they are taught to be feminine.
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jackact
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:23pmBlue state.
Enjoy.
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happ77
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:50pmLoveland ?
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000degrees
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:22pmWhere is this young man’s FATHER?????? In fact, in the last few stories I’ve read similar to this one it has been the mom responding to the insanity. Where are the dads??????
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thekuligs
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:40pmIDK, at work?
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Cavallo
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:44pmWork, overseas, or absent it seems. Hopefully for the kids it is either of the former two. It could also be that the mother is the more tactful communicator. I would be hard pressed to respond to such idiocy in a tactful and respectful manner.
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19RANDY59
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 5:34pmThey might be hiding from child services, at the local meth lab, where no one would think to look.
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GhostOfJefferson
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:22pmMaybe, instead of scolding kids about playing guns and grenades, we can teach them to not play “save the world”. Guns and grenades, that’s just fine Americana right there. “Save the World” is a progressive wet dream. This boy is clearly receiving conflicting signals at home.
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RLTW
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:21pmI believe it was Chamberlin who stated after meeting with Hitler that he’d lost his imagination for evil, he somehow believed man had become so modern and civilized that future peace was certain.
This BS is not just about changing history and culture but it’s intended to affect human instinct, the human story even beyond time and culture has always consisted of three things in mythology Creation, fertility and the Hero.
Progressives don’t want heroes; heroes tend to fight evil.
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RANGER1965
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:44pm@RLTW
I enjoyed your statement very much RLTW. It defines this age.
I would like to suggest another reason for the Left’s animosity toward heroes. The fact that they fight evil isn’t the only issue.
It’s the fact that they do…somthing. They don’t just talk about things, they do things. A heroes very existence is anathema to the life of a coward, it discredit’s his life, his works, and his words. The hero must be attacked, discredited, made to look stupid.
The old adage that the media eats it’s own children is true. Any bright light, any purity, any honor cannot be allowed to remain long, because it ruins the media’s credibility regarding the world that they want you to believe in.
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toiletclogga
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:20pmAnother example of the feminization of American males. These Liberal Progressives are trying to destory the warrior class of our society! Damn it, enough!
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InaSeaofMorons
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:17pmSerenity NOW!
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ADNIL
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 7:13pmI remember that episode. It was hilarious!
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sspate16
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:15pmAnd this is why, if I have kids, they won’t go to public school.
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right field
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:12pmPerhaps the school and district should also “clearly post” the following in addition to the existing nonsense they adopted as a lame attempt at PC psycho-babble:
“No reasonable attempt will be made to teach anything of use or to impart any useful knowledge to any child enrolled in this school.”
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Cavallo
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:21pmShe needs to keep him home and away from that school as much as possible. Private or home school him. The school he is in is designed to emasculate and indoctrinate him, they’re worthless diseased parasites sucking down tax payer dollars while mentally molesting small children.
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Clownzilla
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:12pmSo we are pretty much turning our boys into a bunch of wimps (I have stronger words but won’t post them). If we castrate our boys now by not letting them play the games boys typically play, it will come back to bite us when they REALLY have to save the world from REAL threats.
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afvetfirewoman
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:17pmBut you can buy them an EZ Bake oven, that will make it all better.
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colascguy
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:20pmPansiefy
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Clownzilla
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:21pmThat’s true. I’m sure our foreign occupiers will have to be fed somehow.
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BOUGHT YOUR SILO YET?
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:21pmAnd don’t worry, they are making them in blue now, so that butches it up a bit- right?
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Cavallo
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:22pmThey’ll teach him how to properly pee his pants and put on makeup.
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GhostOfJefferson
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:25pmBoys, nay men, have been essentially castrated except for some rural types.
Here are my thoughts on it:
http://www.patriotsdonotcomply.com/index.php/articles/matron-and-cowards/
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RANGER1965
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:33pmIt all depends. What will each individual do, when confronted with this type of insanity?
If the parents of this child accepts the suspension, perhaps grumbles a little bit, but continues to let the child go to this school where these values are taught; then you’re right.
If the parents tell the child that he did nothing wrong, and attack the school legally, with public shame, perhaps forcing the school board to change the rules? Then they are teaching their child that he must fight for freedom, that it requires effort, sometimes sacrrifice.
As it is with most things, it is up to the parents. What lesson will the child carry into the future with him?
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Anonymous T. Irrelevant
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:52pmMaybe he should have said he was pretending to shoot skeet with a magic wand like our Pretender-in-chief.
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booger71
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 4:40pmI think every kid in America should bring a water gun to school next Monday and squirt each other in class.
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Chuck Stein
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:10pm“no fighting, real or imaginary; no weapons, real or imaginary.” In a battle of wits, these school administrators would be totally UNARMED.
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GhostOfJefferson
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:28pmTo claim you can’t have imaginary weapons is mind boggling. How would they know? What if I had an imaginary concealed carry Kahr CW45 and didn’t tell them, would I be in trouble? heh
These people are buffoons. If there are ANY fathers left in this district, and I’m not suggesting that there are necessarily, they need to encourage their sons to all play “war” openly.
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shoulda coulda woulda
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:49pmNow we this school in Colorado that wants to regulate imagination, doesn’t that make you want to scream.
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BOUGHT YOUR SILO YET?
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:09pmBut saving the world isn’t up to little Alex. That’s a job for our lord and savior Obama and his government minons. And if they don’t want the world to be saved, then that is just how it is.
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progressiveslayer
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:08pmno fighting, real or imaginary; no weapons, real or imaginary.
Keep it up public school indoctrination centers and before you know it you’ll have an army of candy@sses incapable of defending themselves. Sounds like a plan some lunatic progressives would dream up doesn’t it? Probably because that’s exactly what it is a plan to produce pansies by the millions. Kids are trying to be kids and the drones that run the indoctrination centers can’t have that,no, individuality must be stripped from kids and make them all work for the ‘collective’ right?
Parents run don’t walk to get your kids away from those lunatics,I’m surprised the drones didn’t try to
cram some psychotropic drug down the kids throat.
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afvetfirewoman
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:12pm…force psychotropic drugs down his throat….. YET…..
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00100111
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:08pmBy this time next year it will be mandatory to only play “My Little Liberal Pony” on the playground. All the ponies will be gay or lesbian, and there will most certainly be no white ponies.
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OniKaze
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:15pmStop it…. You’re making my sides hurt…..
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afvetfirewoman
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:08pmGod loves you, Alex. Keep on saving the world and I’ll join you.
When did we lose our minds? We buy them video games that allow you to shoot people and things but suspend them for “Saving the World?” We castigate our soldiers for fighting in the war our government sent them to???
I’m a proud Vet, and a Proud American but we’re letting this liberal nonsense get out of control. Give it a break!
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GhostOfJefferson
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:39pmI’m pretty sure you can’t shoot actual people and things in a video game.
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JWINK56
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:07pmAdd your comments
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mikem1969
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:05pmOMG, this is soooo stupid. Kids are being kids and getting suspended for it. PLEASE SOMEONE GET THESE MORON LIBERALS AND PROGRESSIVES OUT OF OUR SCHOOL SYSTEM. Kids have played these games for hundreds of years, from toy swords to muskets, to toy guns and grenades. Its called cops and robbers or whatever. Let them be kids for God’s sake.
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CWPrequired
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:04pmBut the transgender Boy Scout troop leader down the road is A OK…wink wink.
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TotallyNotATroll
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:02pmSo if you imagine a gun, your suspended. Thought police are here everyone. Welcome to the new world.
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DefyTYRANNY
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:01pmI bet if the kid played “Take over the colonialist lands in the name of the Motherland” It would have been A Ok.
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Chuck7884
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:01pmMake Believe wow. And the Schools Want Creative thinkers? .
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SocialistSlayer
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:08pmThey only want people to think like they do !
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CWPrequired
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:01pmMaybe he should have been throwing condoms into the **** box or the morning after pill into the lets kill a baby box instead. That will teach him.
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Gonzo
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:06pmTwo daddies adopt a baby is a more socially acceptable game for kids these days.
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afvetfirewoman
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:14pmyou are dead on…. I’m sorry, “absolutely correct”.
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Gonzo
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:27pmClown, me too. I did suffer from imaginary PTSD for a while though.
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Gonzo
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:00pmIt’s all fun and games until that imaginary grenade goes off and puts your eye out kid. Then you’ll have to wear an imaginary eye patch the rest of your life. You want that?
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JWINK56
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:13pmHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!! LMAO!!!!! Made my DAY! So glad I was a kid in the late 50′s and the 60′s I’d be in Federal lockup with my life like Mattel Shootin Shell Fanner 45
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progressiveslayer
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:16pmThey’re going to give him an imaginary education G.
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Gonzo
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:19pmI was kid in the 60′s and we didn’t leave the house during summer vacation without some kind of toy weapon attached to us. We didn’t get behavior modifying drugs shoved down our throats and we didn’t kill anybody either!
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Clownzilla
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 3:19pmI can’t tell you how many times I had my imaginary world-saving self injured by everything from imaginary grenades, imaginary lasers, imaginary magic fireballs, imaginary kung-fu moves, etc. I have also wrecked all sorts of imaginary tanks, imaginary spaceships, imaginary jets, and even myself because at times I could just start imaginary flying! Regardless, I came out of it OK and a lot of my character and drive came from playing those “dangerous” childhood games.
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LakeHartwellSailor
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 4:02pmWhen I was a kid, we had BB pistols and would put helmets with face protection on and head out into the woods and shoot at each other. Yeah, sometimes we got “stung”, but no one got seriously hurt. It was great fun!
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booger71
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 4:43pmI took a training grenade to show and tell in the 3rd grade. Probably get a life sentence for that now.
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normalmom
Posted on February 5, 2013 at 2:59pmThese “teachers” need to all be fired if kids can’t be kids in their presence and they make immature stupid decisions like this they are in the wrong job and need fired. I am so sick of things like this happening if they can’t think before they make decisions like this how in the heck can they teach our children anything. Idiots that is all they are these days.
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