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Watch Hysterical Mock Ad for Online Dating Site Exclusively for Members of Westboro Baptist Church

Feb. 7, 2013 6:24pm Jason Howerton

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If you are aware of the Westboro Baptist Church and its hateful teachings, then this comedy sketch about “Westboro Mingle” — the online dating site where “hate and love come together” — will crack you up.

The hysterical video was posted on YouTube by Brooklyn-based sketch comedy show The Shorts Show on Jan. 31 and currently has more than 30,000 views.

In the video, a lovestruck couple talks passionately about how “WestboroMingle.com” helped them find each other.

“For me, Westboro Mingle is this vehicle that God did use to put my wife and I together. And that for me is a very powerful, powerful thing,” the husband says.

“Powerful. Like a bomb. Like a nuclear bomb,” his wife replies.

“Yeah, like a bomb that just blows everything up,” he agrees.

“Kills everyone,” the woman adds.

The “wife” also talks about how happy she was to find someone who hates everything that she hates.

“Blacks, gays, Jews, Mexicans, Jamaicans. Anything West of America,” her husband says, as she nods in agreement. What else do they hate? The list includes: “music, dancing, vacations, dinosaurs, space travel, modern art, books.”

“WestboroMingle.com: Where hate and love come together,” the mock ad concludes.

Watch the video via TheShortsShow.com (Warning: Some offensive language)

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Comments (44)

9111315
Posted on February 8, 2013 at 10:35am
The church is not much more than one big family. They don’t need a website to marry their cousins.

Also, the church is not to blame, it is the MSM that makes them out to be anything more than one family of crazies.

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THX-1138
Posted on February 8, 2013 at 9:42am
Oh SNAP! Love this kind of parody. It gets right to the heart of the absurdity.

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term limits for congress
Posted on February 8, 2013 at 9:40am
I want to see Sasha Cohen (is that his name? … Borat) join the church. That would be a funny movie.

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Shrugged
Posted on February 8, 2013 at 8:40am
The Westboro Baptist church is not a christian church. It is a divisive nut-job left wing america hater who is using the nameplate of the church to destroy it.

PLEASE do not use the name of God in the same sentence with Westboro Baptist Church.

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- naughtycal
  Posted on February 8, 2013 at 10:55am
  Exactly they are no more God’s church than the CHURCH of scientology. No one with that much hate can represent the Church of Jesus Christ.
  
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NoMoMrNiceGuy
Posted on February 8, 2013 at 7:46am
Ugggg

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smalltowner
Posted on February 8, 2013 at 7:45am
The Westboro church is despicable. However, so is this spoof.

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bigtex40
Posted on February 8, 2013 at 7:38am
I needed that laugh early on a Friday. LOLOLOLOL

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media-bias-steals-elections
Posted on February 8, 2013 at 4:58am
Or the church could trademark their name, and put the web site out of business, don’t count your chickens before they hatch?

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media-bias-steals-elections
Posted on February 8, 2013 at 4:56am
Riddle me this?

If the government (people you elected) force you to buy insurance for millions of people, which have exclusions for paying claims for acts of war, terrorism, and other Acts of Satan, after decades of collecting insurance premiums, who would benefit from an act of terrorism, terrorists, or the insurance companies and the people that made the rules for the insurance companies?

Satan is laughing you actually called this a tax?

What legal mechanism is going to protect you — unless you force insurance companies to also cover acts of war, terrorism, and other things?

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- Ex_marine_dude_8313
  Posted on February 8, 2013 at 11:52am
  Satan is involved with tax policy? Who knew?
  
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hardiepiper
Posted on February 8, 2013 at 1:36am
It would have been funny if it was funny.

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Tortilla
Posted on February 8, 2013 at 12:42am
They should do a Muslim Mingle dating site commercial.

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- burnteye86
  Posted on February 8, 2013 at 3:04am
  they wouldn’t have to pay the goats
  
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thegreatcarnac
Posted on February 7, 2013 at 9:08pm
Westboro Baptist……….where hate makes a complete circle to love. What a church!

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fencekicker
Posted on February 7, 2013 at 7:49pm
The members of Westboro are largely related to one another. They are most, if not all, lawyers and use their legal prowess to fund their reindeer games as they seek to be a thorn in our collective side. Kind of turns HA, HA, HA, into HORK, HORK, HORK, doesn’t it?

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Stelex
Posted on February 7, 2013 at 7:42pm
It is truly amazing how LOVE transcends Ignorance, bigotry, vapidness, moral apathy, sleeze, hatred, lack of intellect, the powerful stench they exude. Just goes to show how love can blossom in any environment like crap, dry dessert sands of the soul, the emptiness of deep space that lies between there ears. When psychosis is the fertilizer, true love can blossom at Westboro. Join now for just 29.99 per month and receive your own, “I hate _______” sign to get started.

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BryanB
Posted on February 7, 2013 at 7:32pm
Somethings are just not funny or should never be made fun of, not because their taboo people or subject matter, but the least amount of attention you give the people in this case, the better off everyone is. And the people their making fun are only looking for attention……….

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- KyleD
  Posted on February 7, 2013 at 10:23pm
  I agree. It’s not like anyone actually agrees with this church so why on earth produce something like this? You aren’t convincing anyone of anything…you’re just giving them more publicity.
  
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Southernsoul
Posted on February 7, 2013 at 7:27pm
Bombs blow up and kill everyone… makes me warm inside. I just love a good love story.

Why do they need a dating site? Don’t they already know who their sister is?

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- gyro
  Posted on February 7, 2013 at 7:33pm
  reading this over and over and over and over and over —- not getting it — over and over —-
  Got it
  a good love story
  YAY
  
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facilitiesmgr
Posted on February 7, 2013 at 7:07pm
Come on people, can’t you tell “tongue in cheek” humor when you see it? Sometimes it’s best to make a point by/through absurdity.

The sad part is that there are seemingly rational people who are part of this perverted organization (Westboro Baptist) who calls itself a church and who purportedly claims to follow the teaching of Jesus.

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sizzlinsexybeckster
Posted on February 7, 2013 at 6:45pm
These category profiling religious dating websites are collecting up the religious people, whatever type that may be, and then their data is collected singling them out. Any government hack could get their info or the website itself could just sell their information where they will all end up at rehabilitation boot camp because they are not Muslim.

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- gyro
  Posted on February 7, 2013 at 7:23pm
  Ohmygosh
  With a full frontal lobotomy the girl would be hot ?
  
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Fubared
Posted on February 7, 2013 at 6:45pm
This is where Jihad Jerk and MorsiEngineer69 have been spending their time. Wonder if they hooked up with SillySally and A User for some fun double dating. Nazi style.

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RJJinGadsden
Posted on February 7, 2013 at 6:43pm
Anybody know if DAS_JERK or MORSIENGINEER69 have signed up yet? Or, have a couple of women already had the misfortune…..

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- GBTVFan_Non_American_Overseas
  Posted on February 7, 2013 at 7:52pm
  Encinom got a fake profile there, and now is Jihad Jerk-Ford new boyfriend…..
  
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athiest-infedel
Posted on February 7, 2013 at 6:42pm
Sadly funny, tragically true.

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- Xylliab_of_the_Znarghh
  Posted on February 8, 2013 at 3:53pm
  You spelled both atheist and infidel incorrectly.
  
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Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on February 7, 2013 at 6:40pm
I’m not sure if I should laugh, sigh or just shoot it to put it out of its misery…

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- OUTRIDER WRITER
  Posted on February 7, 2013 at 8:33pm
  @SNOW..
  Laugh!!!!!!!!! Life is too short not to enjoy such well presented satire!
  
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The_Almighty_Creestof
Posted on February 7, 2013 at 6:37pm
I think Dick Cheny should invite the entire congregation out hunting…one at a time.

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progressiveslayer
Posted on February 7, 2013 at 6:37pm
Funny as hell they nailed the whack jobs.

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- Eastinfection
  Posted on February 7, 2013 at 7:16pm
  i agree Slayer.
  
  This was cleverly done.
  
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- OlefromMN
  Posted on February 7, 2013 at 7:37pm
  Better than anything I’ve seen on SNL in decades. Perhaps SNL should hire the writer.
  
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GBTVFan_Non_American_Overseas
Posted on February 7, 2013 at 6:30pm
“Hysterical”???

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- centralflorida
  Posted on February 7, 2013 at 6:41pm
  Wasted 2 minutes of my life.
  
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- right-wing-waco
  Posted on February 7, 2013 at 6:41pm
  Did I miss the funny parts??????
  
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- symphonic
  Posted on February 7, 2013 at 6:42pm
  I was waiting and waiting for “hysterical.”
  
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- charliesouth
  Posted on February 7, 2013 at 7:21pm
  Not fans of satire, are we?
  
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- Stelex
  Posted on February 7, 2013 at 7:49pm
  Understanding Satire requires a broad reference base.
  
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- charliesouth
  Posted on February 9, 2013 at 4:25pm
  I feel like the WBC have given the public a fairly broad reference base…I could be wrong, I’ve just known about them for years. Before the soldier funerals.
  
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