This photo of a creepy-looking “alien-like” creature found in New Jersey has gone viral on Reddit, registering more than 400,000 views in just six hours after being posted Friday. And before you write the photo off as a fake, keep reading to hear the New York Department of Environmental Conservation (DEC) confirm the creature in the photo appears to be real.
According to the New York DEC, the creature, which unfortunately met its end after a sharp spear pierced its body, appears to be a very large sea lamprey.
“The photo doesn’t allow counting of gill openings (seven per side for sea lamprey), but based on size alone, this does appear to be a sea lamprey,” a spokeswoman for the agency told GrindTV.com.
However, it should still be noted that there is always the possibility the picture has been photoshopped to make the sea lamprey look larger, or it could just be the camera angle.
Sea lampreys are eel-like, jawless, boneless parasites equipped with mouths full of sharp teeth and a file-like tongue, according to the NY Department of Environmental Conservation. As if they weren’t creepy enough, juvenile lampreys apparently latch onto other fish and drain them of bodily fluids. “Most often, the prey, or host fish, dies as a result of either blood loss or infection,” GrindTV.com notes, which accurately labeled the creature “alien-like.”
“It sucks the life out of fish,” one Redditor commented.
Before moving out to sea to live off a host fish, sea lampreys spend their “egg and larval stages” in fresh water. They become parasitic once their bodies form and they are ready to go out to sea.






















































































































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dealer@678
Feb. 15, 2013 at 10:16pmThats a wife steeler
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Anamah
Feb. 15, 2013 at 10:28pmNot at all… it seems more as the mascot of this Progressive Leftist Democratic Party sucking US…
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pavepaws
Feb. 15, 2013 at 10:48pmIt’s actually a prehistoric Democrat.
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Chinishque
Feb. 15, 2013 at 11:31pmI would love to see someone photoshop that blood sucker and put in on the “Dont tread on me flag” with the caption…”Dont suck on me!” and spell out “De Mo Cr At” on each of the chopped pieces.
Oh yeah…and calling this thing Pelosi gives a bad name to blood sucking-bottom dwelling vermin!
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Chuck Stein
Feb. 16, 2013 at 1:41am“Sea lampreys are eel-like, jawless, boneless parasites”
While progressives are are boneless parasites, they “jaw” on and on — so not a perfect mascot for them.
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Verceofreason
Feb. 16, 2013 at 1:54amI thought it was Palin without her makeup.
SUNTZU
Feb. 16, 2013 at 2:21amNew head of the IRS
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The-Monk
Feb. 16, 2013 at 5:56amI don’t know what it is but….
All I know is that if it gets between a Cristie and a donut it’s gonna lose.
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SocialistSlayer
Feb. 16, 2013 at 8:21amI thought it was obama’s upper jaw – Looks like it after he has sucked the country dry.
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jcldwl
Feb. 16, 2013 at 8:32amIt’s part of a graboid don’t make any noise. They’re under the ground. Where are Val and Earl when we need them.
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TROONORTH
Feb. 16, 2013 at 9:12amThese things invaded the great lakes in the 50′s and 60′s. I have seen them attached to fish a number of times. The introduction of ‘lampra-cide’ in various streams in which they bread has all but eliminated them, but they still pop up now and then. In fact, I have seen them as long as two feet, which was long enough to convince me that swimming in that particular area was a bad idea.
A very bad idea.
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afvetfirewoman
Feb. 16, 2013 at 9:16amVoiceofreason – you are wrong. That is clearly my ex-husband, although it appears they forgot “spineless and felon” in their description as well.
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jakartaman
Feb. 16, 2013 at 9:43amI see a strong Obama resemblance!
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YOURSENSEI
Feb. 16, 2013 at 9:47amMr or Ms ANONYMOUS T. IRRELEVANT.
This is what you must know:
“Yank the teeth and install a vibrator motor and it’s a lesbian dream toy.”
Sorry, but your words do not match the fantasy in your head. But please, go ahead, insert yourself.
it is so.
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Dr Vel
Feb. 16, 2013 at 10:13amVerceofreason “I thought it was Palin without her makeup.”
What wrong has Palin done to you or any other American to justify this vile insult? Do not compare it to democrat comments such as Pelosi. Her despicable arrogance walking through the protesters with that cartoon sized gavel on her way to destroy our economy and health care are harmful evil acts against all Americans. Likewise with Reed and the rest, they have seriously harmed all. I repeat, what has Palin done to justify the insults and hatred from the left? You will stand before your eternal judge and answer for every idle word you have ever spoken in life. When God repeats the question I just asked what will your defense be.
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Evileye
Feb. 16, 2013 at 12:19pmit Dianne Frankenstein without make up
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The_Jerk
Feb. 16, 2013 at 12:25pmIf Obama had a son, he’d look like that.
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Jim in Houston
Feb. 16, 2013 at 12:42pmVerceofreason: Wrong moron. It looks just like Pelosi WITH make up.
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SendTheMeteors
Feb. 16, 2013 at 12:56pmWhat does Sarah Palin have to do with this? Anyway, that reminds me of one of my favorite quotes from her: “I want to help clean up the state that is so sorry today of journalism. And I have a communications degree.” –Sarah Palin
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Keatonc333
Feb. 16, 2013 at 1:15pmhas anyone seen the movie Teeth?
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REVerse
Feb. 16, 2013 at 1:57pm@ dealer78 LOL
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Anonymous T. Irrelevant
Feb. 16, 2013 at 3:02pmYOU’RESENSELESS
Joke’s over, now, ya hear?
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busterpuddles
Feb. 16, 2013 at 3:10pmThat’s the first thing I thought, DEALER@678.
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YOURSENSEI
Feb. 16, 2013 at 3:13pmMr or Ms ANONYMOUS T. IRRELEVANT,
This is what you must know:
I accept your surrender. Go forth and sin no more.
It is so.
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Jefferson
Feb. 16, 2013 at 4:18pmI saw “Alien” and “Jersey” and then saw the pic. It’s got to be either Snookie or JWow’s uterus. At least they wont be able to reproduce anymore.
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jst1425
Feb. 16, 2013 at 4:19pmHmmmmm…
Looks EXACTLY like the democrats and progressives fearless leader….it has to be….read about the way IT…stays alive…
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Zipit
Feb. 16, 2013 at 7:11pmWANG! “Yank the teeth and install a vibrator”, and you’d probably jump on it! Rumpy!!!!!
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Cool Arrow
Feb. 16, 2013 at 7:48pmI heard Ron Jeremy was sick.
Juz sayin’
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RepubliCorp
Feb. 16, 2013 at 9:41pmLinda Lovelace hasn’t aged well
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OklahomaBound
Feb. 16, 2013 at 9:59pmIt’s not a prehistoric democrat, it’s a current day socialist/commie progressive that calls themselves a democrat. Cut this thing open and you’ll find food stamps and a welfare check inside.
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SendTheMeteors
Feb. 16, 2013 at 10:08pmI’m inclined to agree with Dr. Vel, although his username sounds like something out of horror movie, the doctor in the Human Centipede or something. Nevertheless he has a point: if you make fun of Sarah Palin you may rot in hell. For all I know that’s true. And if you make fun of Pelosi you’ll probably go to Heaven. God has a sense of humor, but ya have to be careful not to make fun of His own.
Anyway, speaking of Palin, I was surprised to learn they dropped her from FOX. First they came for Glenn Beck and kicked him off the air. And I didn’t speak out because I’m not a paranoid conspiracy theorist, nor was I willing to pay $20 a month to listen to anyone on earth, let alone him. Then they came for Dick Morris, and I didn’t speak out because, well, he’s an effeminate, whiny dick who bet his reputation that Romney would win by a landslide. Then they came for Sarah Palin and I didn’t speak out because she’s simply a stupid person appealing to ignorant people.
And then they came for me. And then there was no one left to speak for me. Lesson learned.
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EVANROOD
Feb. 16, 2013 at 11:06pmMETEORS! You’re assuming someone would care enough about you to come for you! You’re such a little girl! Niemoller today, would not share your ideology!
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jerrywalters
Feb. 17, 2013 at 10:38amDR VEL — my response would be I too thought it was palin without her make up. So glad she has been forever banished to exile in Alaska. The world is much better off and safer now that the trailer park trash and her family have left the stage. Thanks be to God!
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cmkjax66
Feb. 17, 2013 at 11:54amOf a liberal on food stamps
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3-Blue
Feb. 17, 2013 at 7:35pmIt’s one of the ‘SendTheMeteors/YOURSENSEI family members. Those fake photos fool no one. Progressives are actually blood sucking aliens sent here to destroy the humans.
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RgnCnsrv1
Feb. 17, 2013 at 7:37pmMichelle Obammy’s tape worm for sure!
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Marsh626
Feb. 15, 2013 at 10:15pmLooks like and acts like your typical Democrat.
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seeker9
Feb. 15, 2013 at 10:46pmThought it was Pelosi or Wasserman-S at first. Those Dems are all blood suckers.
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Chinishque
Feb. 15, 2013 at 11:34pmWouldn’t it be great if that symbolism took hold and people started seeing that Democrats = Blood sucking vermin!?
I want to take a picture of that mouth and photo-shop it onto every picture of every democrat.
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marssnw
Feb. 16, 2013 at 1:44amI thought it was Anthony Weiner’s nose.
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TRUTHandFREEDOM
Feb. 16, 2013 at 4:27amLook for the union label.
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RLTW
Feb. 16, 2013 at 9:23amIt should be the standard photo on every EBT card.
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americansfightingforcommonsense
Feb. 16, 2013 at 9:54amAnthony Weiner would be a good name for it or a Obamaphite.
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Fubared
Feb. 16, 2013 at 11:07amRLTW
Comment of the day in my book. And none of them would be ashamed-
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SquirrelNYC
Feb. 15, 2013 at 10:13pmHello beastie! That definitely looks like a lamprey. They actually have a rather interesting face, almost Muppet-like, and the mouth is just awesome. I forget how large they get, but it looks like it might be the camera angle making it look bigger.
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Tri-ox
Feb. 15, 2013 at 10:09pmAdd 400 pounds, and it would look just like Chris Christie during one of his “private meetings” with his BFF (with benefits), obama.
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Salamander
Feb. 15, 2013 at 10:06pmA Barney Frank ‘satisfier’! Hey Bwaney, how’s your housing fiasco going? Everyone get a house yet?
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Beachmastermax
Feb. 15, 2013 at 10:15pmMake no mistake, Barney’s housing crisis was by design and as far as he is concerned it worked out perfectly.
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hempstead1944
Feb. 15, 2013 at 10:02pmIt’s a Washington Politician !!!!
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TheRef
Feb. 15, 2013 at 9:59pmIt’s a liberal, Hillary, Pelosi, etc… They all look alike!
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pissantno.10
Feb. 15, 2013 at 9:55pmall to funny
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tankyjo
Feb. 15, 2013 at 9:55pmLookit how many said pelosi ! That’s amazing. Let’s make a movie!
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DEFCON4
Feb. 15, 2013 at 9:50pmJust, posted Friday, Feb.15th.
There’s something wrong with the time-line;
The trees, in the background, still have leaves on them. Photoshopped?
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82dAirborne
Feb. 15, 2013 at 9:53pmJust posted does not mean just taken…….. Maybe.
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Zipit
Feb. 15, 2013 at 10:33pmDefinitely taken in the summer time! I could see something like that coming out of the Delaware river between Philly and Jersey! Hell, it might even be registered to vote!!!!
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mercenary4freedom
Feb. 16, 2013 at 12:02amyes…total hoax..it looks like the creature in the movie Dream Catcher.
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mpman001
Feb. 16, 2013 at 8:36amIt’s real…a big one, but it’s real. Here’s another photo from last April on the blaze:
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2012/04/27/what-great-lakes-invasive-species-will-be-made-into-a-pie-fit-for-the-queen/
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SREGN
Feb. 16, 2013 at 12:50pmWhere’s Duddits?
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banjarmon
Feb. 15, 2013 at 9:49pmThe TAX MAN the TAX MAN is here!!!!!!!
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Jenny Lind
Feb. 15, 2013 at 10:34pmVERY good!
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Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Feb. 15, 2013 at 11:09pmEveryone, look, this is what happens when Snookie flushes her tampons.
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Chinishque
Feb. 15, 2013 at 11:35pmAnd the walls fell…I busted a gut…
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JohnofOregon
Feb. 15, 2013 at 9:48pmSo this is what Harry ride looks like without the mask?
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Max jones
Feb. 15, 2013 at 9:47pmThe life cycle of a sea lamprey sounds identical to the life of your average liberal politician…..spawned in fresh water and migrating to suck the life out of it’s host.
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GreyMobius
Feb. 15, 2013 at 9:46pmThis is the tapeworm living in Chris Christie’s belly
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Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Feb. 15, 2013 at 11:54pmThe tapeworm in Chrisy’s belly would never ever leave. This is not the tapeworm you are looking for (hand wave’s)
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RationalMan
Feb. 15, 2013 at 9:46pmA real look, of a Washington D.C. “Parasite”!
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AmerNDN10
Feb. 15, 2013 at 9:46pmLMAO , heh well after all what ELSE would live in NJ but a bloodsucking parasite that sucks the life out of you(ie: NJ legislature, politicians) I hope it’s not around the Shark river area. yuck!
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KingDork
Feb. 15, 2013 at 9:43pmHmm a spineless parasite… looks like a normal liberal to me.
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JohnofOregon
Feb. 15, 2013 at 9:49pmPelosi before the last face lift
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tankyjo
Feb. 15, 2013 at 9:40pmOh shoot! I thought it was another pelosi interview. My bad.
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grimmster
Feb. 15, 2013 at 9:39pmI swear, that looks a lot like piglosi….
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Fitzzz
Feb. 15, 2013 at 9:39pmMs Pelosi I presume
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Live_Free_orDie
Feb. 15, 2013 at 9:45pmIt came out of Anti 2A RINO Chris Christie’s chest cavity…when someone asked a question he didn’t like.
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MK2
Feb. 15, 2013 at 9:39pmThey suck the life out of its host?Sounds like out emperor in chief but much better looking
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JohnofOregon
Feb. 15, 2013 at 9:52pmLooks like the New Democrat party symbol to replace the jackass.
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afvetfirewoman
Feb. 16, 2013 at 9:34amjohnoforegon – you have my vote.
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media-bias-steals-elections
Feb. 15, 2013 at 9:37pmVideo game graphic artists around the world are giddy right now?
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HappyConservative
Feb. 15, 2013 at 9:35pmAre you guys waiting for a smarmy Obama-reference? Cuz I’d be happy to deliver, just sayin! Tee hee!
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nighttrainno9
Feb. 15, 2013 at 9:35pmNow I know where stephan king got his idea for sh-t weasels.
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afvetfirewoman
Feb. 16, 2013 at 9:24amfrom the Democrats, of course, and many a RINO lately. Very funny – All of these posts!
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gyro
Feb. 15, 2013 at 9:35pmplease please let me be first to say — If Obama had a son it would look just like that !
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JohnofOregon
Feb. 15, 2013 at 9:51pmI don’t see a hand out so I doubt it, maybe this is what Monica smoked of bill’s.
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tankyjo
Feb. 15, 2013 at 9:56pmLOL ! Best post!
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COREZONE
Feb. 15, 2013 at 10:09pmmy thoughts! nice.
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Pontiaku
Feb. 16, 2013 at 2:37amI thought it was a Jersey Shore cast member.
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