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“Saturday Night Live” trotted out its “Fox & Friends” parody to mock the co-hosts and rocker Ted Nugent. Once again portraying the Fox hosts as a foolish bunch, they ripped President Barack Obama’s State of the Union and gave their take on the U.K.’s horsemeat scandal.
“Isn’t this man supposed to be a great speaker?” co-host Gretchen Carlson, played by Vanessa Bayer, asked of Obama’s speech. “Then how come only half the people there were clapping? This was a full-frontal assault on our values.”
But what the president said during the speech wasn’t nearly as bad as what he said when you played it backward — “I am a Black Panther when this is over I’m going to smoke weed and do hip hop songs” — until the hosts realized they’d been duped.
Next, they went to interview “great American” Ted Nugent, played by Bill Hader, who had been in the audience for the State of the Union and didn’t much care for it.
“It was hard to sit still,” Nugent admitted. “Partly because of what Obama was saying, partly because my goatee is full of ticks.”
Nugent said Obama “wants gun control, but what we really need to do is take guns out of the hands of the crazy people.”
“It’s not hard to tell who is crazy,” he said, eyes growing wide. “Just look at their eyes. The white part and the swirly part.”
Rounding out the segment was an interview with a U.K. food safety official to discuss the traces of horsemeat recently found in some fast food. The hosts asked whether consuming the meat could make you “run really fast” or “poop out glue.”
“For the folks at home, honestly, the safest thing to do is just never, ever leave the United States,” said Steve Doocy, portrayed by Taran Killam.
“If you want to travel the world, just go to the International House of Pancakes,” offered Brian Kilmeade, played by Bobby Moynihan. “Don’t forget your passport,” he added, pulling out a pancake from his pocket.
Watch the full sketch below, via NBC:





















































































































Comments (181)
wowjustwow
Feb. 17, 2013 at 3:23pmGet a sense of humor…it was funny. Lighten up.
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FlagWavingPatriot
Feb. 17, 2013 at 4:38pmConsidering the purpose of these bits (propaganda to benefit the regime), no, it is not funny.
SNL is just another arm of the demonrats’ political machine.
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ThoughtcrimesRus
Feb. 17, 2013 at 5:16pmBigotry and propaganda can be funny I suppose, but this wasn’t. The last few times I watched SNL, even their nonpolitical and non-propaganda skits weren’t funny. These hacks only have their jobs because they are politically correct, and willing to take part in big lie campaigns.
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ScarletRose
Feb. 17, 2013 at 3:20pmDoes the little twerp realize how the only thing he accomplished is to highlight how much is required of a Ted Nugent Imitation to at least RESEMBLE A MAN, a MALE, before he starts putting on the costume? Very sad. very Pathetic.
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VorDaj
Feb. 17, 2013 at 3:10pmIs there anyone more starved for attention than Nugent? One usually only sees that much ‘Look at me! Look at me!” on the far left. And he is still, and will always be, a cowardly draft dodger. And no amount of blowharding on his part can ever change that.
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ThoughtcrimesRus
Feb. 17, 2013 at 5:35pmWhatever he did in the past, he’s trying to defend his country now.
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VorDaj
Feb. 17, 2013 at 3:07pmMighty hunter Ted “Excrement Draft Evasion Adventures” Nugent, “the Nuge”, pled guilty to a misdemeanor hunting violation and is banned from hunting in Alaska. He wounded a bear and instead of tracking it and putting it out of it’s misery, he looked for another bear to shoot. He killed the second bear and got caught because he talked about in on his “hunting” program. Hunters watching called USF&W. He also “hunted” over bait which is forbidden under federal law. He also likes “canned hunts”.
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rfycom
Feb. 17, 2013 at 2:54pmCalling bull ****. For those of us not sucking the GOP Beck Cool-aide, this is honest to God, funny and not far from the truth, FUNNY. Get over yourself. Worried you people forgot how to have fun ALONG time ago.
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wowjustwow
Feb. 17, 2013 at 3:25pmIt IS funny. They are hell-bent on being miserable. There is no cause…just unhappy people pretending to have large tax burdens and lots of ammo.
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Cicero57
Feb. 17, 2013 at 2:30pmI think many on the so-called left and the right have been enlisted as useful idiots. Pointless name-calling, and ad homonym attacks in the guise of humor is ultimately saying more about the mocker than the mocked…Both the left and right seem to worship the state, attack anyone outside the group-think, and are really afraid of individual liberty. You can’t be free and defenseless, muted, or in fear for your property. So-called “democracy” usually ends in tyranny…It may be sudden, or as the “Progressives” would have it, incremental. Thanks.
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YOURSENSEI
Feb. 17, 2013 at 2:24pmMr or Ms WANGMONK,
This is what you must know:
Put some extra pepperoni on there. And make it snappy.
It is so.
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uvgtafrnd2
Feb. 17, 2013 at 2:18pmIn the late 70′s and 80′s, SNL was amusng and actually funny as the comedy reflected the rebeliousness against the status quo. It appears these days that SNL supports the Govt and status quo and projects parodies of those that rebel against it. So not amusing…and not funny.
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rfycom
Feb. 17, 2013 at 2:55pmTHe show goes where the funny is at. Right now crazy is all on the extreme right side.
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dawghowse
Feb. 17, 2013 at 2:12pmAs far as I’m concerned SNL = Slutty Nocturnal Lemmings. I haven’t wasted my time with that show for many years.
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Marsh626
Feb. 17, 2013 at 2:09pmI thought that was hilarious. Ted Nugent is indeed a crazy and trashy idiot. He makes gun owners and conservatives look horrible.
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RJJinGadsden
Feb. 17, 2013 at 2:06pmLOL, MISSISSIPPI QUEEN/WANG FOR BRAINS, that explains a lot at what you refer to comedy. Having rolled up to find a couple of left wing idiots stoned on hash oil laughing at a potato chip in the street near the curb. Naturally we were so dumb that we just did not get it…..all the way to county lock up with the fools, we still did not get it. Sounds like your level of sense of humor.
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karencole
Feb. 17, 2013 at 1:58pmSorry but….Doocy was played to a tee. He is a real goofball. The rest was stupid.
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BlasberryStrat
Feb. 17, 2013 at 1:55pmI was in my teens when the very first Sat. Night Live came on the air. Since the first round of cast, Sat. Night Live became the springboard for launching comedians to the big time…until a point. I stopped being a fan when they became “SNL” and rarely watched because at that point they went totally to the Liberal tit. In point, I know what SNL is all about. But this current cast number one is not funny, and number two simply CANNOT act. They can’t seem to be more than a ‘high school’ play even though THEY wrote the skit.
Both Sanborn (sp?) and Hader have tried multiple times to exit to the big screen and keep coming back to SNL with their tails between their legs. Hader is especially horrible, and also HAS to do something with those hideous teeth! His acting is in the trash both on SNL and especially on Night At The Musium (2). Sanborn is trying, and may progress if he were to give up his stupidity in writing his own skits (vomit).
I DO NOT give any mind or credit to the SNL cast or their agenda. Simply horrible actors and milk drenching Liberal tit is all they spew. While the past gave us so many hillarious stars, this cast needs to go work at Piggly Wiggly and stop trying to be someone. After two years on SNL you should be able to move on. This cast is going to be permanant (like Obama), and will be the cause of SNL going belly up (unless Gov. keeps funding them – and THEY ARE – do your homework!).
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napoleon_solo
Feb. 17, 2013 at 3:37pmYou sure know an awful lot about them for someone who “stopped watching” so very long ago.
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stm62
Feb. 17, 2013 at 1:43pmThe Coneheads, Roseanne Rosannadanna, Jane-you misguided slut. Ah, the good old days.
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YOURSENSEI
Feb. 17, 2013 at 1:40pmMr or Ms BANNEDFROMCNN,
This is what you must know:
See? Right there . . . “collective cranium” . . . that’s not funny. It’s just not. Nothing more than mindless synonyms that don’t add surprise or energy or insight. In fact they detract from any opportunity for rhythm that is so important humor. ”
” . . .rather expansive arises . . .” Hey, I know what you were shooting for, and even with that accommodation you veered once again into the utterly boring and predictable.
Look, I’m sure you’re nice enough and all that, but comedy requires a certain kind of intellect. Well, first it requires an intellect, then a special kind of intellect. What I’m trying to say is I’m sorry, but you just don’t qualify.
But take heart. I’m sure you’re well suited to something. Maybe shift work. Making pizzas! I hear it’s quite common among your fellow Blazers.
It is so..
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Vincero
Feb. 17, 2013 at 1:39pmBayer’s gams can’t compete with Gretchen’s….besides Gretchen usually shows more thigh. Also, she doesn’t seem to have mastered that little thing Gretchen does with her tongue. Nice cans, tho!
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iamheretoparty
Feb. 17, 2013 at 1:38pmA sense of humor is a sure sign of evolved intelligence and a flexible and creative mind (google it). That’s the reason there is not a single funny conservative show. Unintentionally funny shows like “Fox and Friends” don’t count of course.
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MCLOVINIT
Feb. 17, 2013 at 1:37pmWho gives a F_ _ K about low-grade entertainment that is
American broadcast television?
Well, yeah, of course the low-grade Morons who voted for the
Emperor of the Planet of the Apes. That goes without saying.
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YOURSENSEI
Feb. 17, 2013 at 1:33pmMr or Ms BANEDFROMCNN,
This is what you must know:
Wow, really stretching out with that one, eh? Beats this one of yours:
“MSNBC is fecal matter, as is the entire Obama regime.”
I think you and TIMEBOMB should get together. You have a lot to “discuss.” Let us know when you’re all cleaned up and ready to talk.
It is so.
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pushinginto
Feb. 17, 2013 at 1:31pmThis is the kind of TV programming you would normally expect to see under 3rd world authoritarian regimes.
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RIGS
Feb. 17, 2013 at 1:29pmThey should do a skit on MSNBC they could all come out drop there draws and unload a pile of DUNG……………………………………….
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48Straights
Feb. 17, 2013 at 1:24pmI know that most Blaze readers are comfortable with the almost complete blackout of real news on this site, I get that.
For some low information conservatives It is better to live in a land of gossip, SNL and year old viral videos that Betsy Morgan President of TheBlaze selects to distract the TheBlaze readers from the real events and news going on in the world today.
Betsy came over from the Huffington post so you now know where you are getting your “news” from here at TheBlaze. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TheBlaze)
If you read TheBlazes sister publication, http://www.huffingtonpost.com and see the scores of news it reports everyday in contrast to the one or two TheBlaze does you will see just how much TheBlaze is distracting you from the real world.
Glenn once said “It is too bad the mainstream media doesnt have the guts to tell the truth,”
I say “It is too bad TheBlaze doesn’t have the guts to even mention it.”
Just trying to wake up some of the more intelligent comatose people here that TheBlaze has successfully retired out of the fight for God, Country and Freedom. As for the low information conservatives here, enjoy your sleep while your enemy is plotting to take you down.
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soybomb315_II
Feb. 17, 2013 at 6:22pmso the social conservatives dont have a problem with all that cleavage?
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ChiefGeorge
Feb. 17, 2013 at 6:42pmI’m glad we did not waste our time on your post because it was down right ignorant.
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flrick
Feb. 17, 2013 at 6:42pmPLEASE BLAZE, stop with the SNL bullsh*t. We don’t watch the stupid show for a reason. We don’t need to see all that crap here either. SNL ceased to be relevant, good or funny years ago. Stop already.
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JohnofOregon
Feb. 17, 2013 at 7:25pmI don’t get it
The huffing ton post? The time Warner / aol publication that is merely a typical democrat party mouth piece digital rag?
Are we talking about the people who the first started berating tea party conservatives? (Yes before everyone else)
Are talking about the same publication with a long list of democrat bloggers in clouding John conyers?
What up with that?
Why are you talking to blaze readers like if they have hive mentality like a liberal?
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yiska8
Feb. 17, 2013 at 7:53pmSNL= So Not Laughable.
The show should have finished in the late 1990′s.
Have’t watched since then. NO ONE IS WATCHING General Electric television.
GE should have stuck to making REAL light bulbs.
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mercenary4freedom
Feb. 17, 2013 at 7:55pmNBC SNL are just toeing the liberal line, pushing propaganda to the young minds full of liberal mush. Some old too.
When things get very bad here in the next 3-4 months, there’ll be nowhere for these flaming authoritarians (& thats what they are under the guise of liberalism, loving, caring, utopian we love you humanitarians) to hide.
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SoundnFury
Feb. 17, 2013 at 8:20pmHuffpo as a source for unbiased news? Now, THAT’s funny. What’s your 2nd source? Bill Maher?
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SoundnFury
Feb. 17, 2013 at 8:39pmHuffpo as a primary news source? Now THAT’s funny. Who do you use as a 2nd source? Bill Maher?
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puravida56
Feb. 17, 2013 at 10:36pmBlaze stories =
20% National Enquirer, 20% athiesm, 20% stories about upcoming stories, 20% stories that tug on the heart string. 10% stories about Bill Maher, 10% stories about actual news.
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neidermeyer
Feb. 17, 2013 at 10:50pmI’m not advocating for the HuffPo but the lack of real news here is problem ,, I always expected more from The Blaze … way too much fluff here and little or no original content and research …. I’ll keep coming back for a while but this bookmark is teetering on the edge of deletion.
P.S. all the hidden webtracking and secret clicks behind the scenes at the Blaze makes for a VERY slow loading site that is difficult to navigate … I’m tired of always having to reload the main page rather than simply click back or “alt + <" … GLENN , NOT everyone has a direct T-1 interface!!
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CobraBill
Feb. 17, 2013 at 11:07pmCleavage, I like it my self. It leaves a lot to the imagination.
Good lord gave me two eyes to fee and two hands to feel.
And enough brains to know when to keep my hands to my self.
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48Straights
Feb. 18, 2013 at 12:33amHey sound,
if you read my post I did not say that the Huff post was unbiased, I just pointed out that they run 20 real news stories for every one run on TheBlaze. A typical news story over there gets over 5,000 comments. A typical news story on TheBlaze when it runs one gets 200. Now which reader would you call a low information voter? Huff post or TheBlaze?
It is an undeniable fact that Glenn gave all control of TheBlaze to Mrs Morgan from the Huffington Post.
In Glenn’s defense I doubt he even reads TheBlaze anymore let alone has any controlling interest. If you read the stories here they are all so different than anything Glenn Beck.
I hope this is so because if not, Glenn is indeed playing both sides of the political machine and throwing anybody dumb enough to still be here under the buss.
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BrianP
Feb. 18, 2013 at 1:16amIt’s easier for you to be ignorant than it is to be informed. The media is trying to define what you are supposed to think and you have just done the same. Our government is based on a well-informed populist. If they are not well informed they are easy to manipulate. You should be willing to read both and form your own opinion and not care that other sources of news exist. Look at the Jay Leno Jay walking segment on the tonight show it is filled with people who only read the Huffy Puffy web page and fail over 80% of the most basic question. The huffy puffy post is real 100% BO propaganda. Sorry to burst your liberal bubble but by real you have to mean the story is ran by the comedy channel and the huffy puffy with the same perspective.
The rest of us can have an honest dialog about how much it must hurt for you to be enslaved to one perspective and hanging yourself worth on other seeing things your way, to gain approval of others.
Craw back into your progressive sheep pin and wait on your benefits and next instructions from the occupy Wall Street movement to arrive. You ruler will be happy that you did.
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Gus McCray
Feb. 18, 2013 at 8:51amThe Blaze like Beck is for entertainment purpose’s only. Beck is controlled opposition , a Judas Goat . He will try and do the same thing to Rand Paul that he did to Debra Medina that alone showed his true colors. http://www.prisonplanet.com/
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gipb
Feb. 18, 2013 at 9:13amDuuuuuuude, you REALLY gotta lay off the glue sniffing, man….
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JRook
Feb. 18, 2013 at 9:19amJust shows you how untalented the current SNL cast is that they take the incredibly easy task of mocking Fox and Friends. Like how hard is that.
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48Straights
Feb. 18, 2013 at 10:47amBrianP,
yes it is easier to be ignorant than be informed. You should at least read and comprehend what people are saying before you label them. Go back to sleep. There will be three more SNL links for you to converse with others here next week in the echo dome of comatose people.
To everyone else what I write are the facts. If you have proof that Betsy Morgan from the Huff Po is not the president and in control of TheBlaze, you may want to let her and Beck know this. In fact you can post it here.
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tugdiver
Feb. 19, 2013 at 10:49amSo what is your analysis of Jon Stewart?
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ionamerica
Feb. 19, 2013 at 2:01pm48 Straights. You are confused. What you want is real opinion. All you have to do is pay 10.00 a month for Glenn Beck’s show. (Admittedly the internet charges can be steep.) Stop coming here and complaining about the lack of real news. All news sources are like this. You read the articles you want and skip the rest. Glenn isn’t sitting on 50 billion in cash he can use to establish satellite news offices in all the capitals of the world and hire investigative journalists to track down every filthy lie spread by our various levels of government.
Your friendly neighborhood atheist.
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bannedfromCNN
Feb. 17, 2013 at 1:24pmThis is what you must know:
If only liberals had a brain, they would use them.
What’s ‘funny’ to liberal is unfunny to normal people.
If liberals could only extract their collective cranium from their rather expansive arises, they would be appalled at the bias in the media, including SNL.
It is so.
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Light_V_Dark
Feb. 17, 2013 at 1:23pmI met a Neo-Defarge the other day. Mocking, UNKEMPT, venom filled, fairly intelligent, adult-woman-child, ready to GUT ME, BECAUSE I DIDN’T FEEL THE WAY SHE DID.
http://downloadpolitics.com/entry.php?538-If-You-Meet-A-Neo-Defarge-Where-There-Is-FREE-WIFI-FEIGN-THAT-YOU-ARE-MUTE!**
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa204/dinodna7/guillotine.jpg
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HOOT_OWL
Feb. 17, 2013 at 2:22pmThis is the SNL skit the blaze should have should have ran .
‘DJESUS’ UNCROSSED
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/17/djesus-uncrossed-on-snl-spoofs-tarantino-in-christ-revenge-fantasty_n_2706814.html
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AhLeahIris
Feb. 17, 2013 at 3:08pmI don’t know how funny this is, but here’s a dose of reality for the anti-gun forces: I wonder how many companies will now seek to relocate out of anti-gun states, and how many of them might ultimately land in Texas: http://markamerica.com/2013/02/17/open-letter-to-richard-fitzpatrick-ceo-of-magpul-industries/
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TTRR
Feb. 17, 2013 at 1:22pmWould you expect anything less from this Shark Jumping, Dead Horse of a show?
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RIDEMODELS
Feb. 18, 2013 at 3:02amTo SNL……You suck and have sucked for many years now….The End.
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