MSNBC’s Melissa Harris-Perry hosted an eyebrow-raising segment over the weekend on race. After discussing the dos and don’t of race-based comedy, the controversial host implored her panelists to share their favorite ethnic jokes.
“Give me your favorite race joke or your best punch line on it,” Harris Perry said.
The panel, which included “The Daily Show” creator Liz Winstead and comedian Dean Obeidallah, among others, complied and provided quips about white people, Jews and African Americans. Obeidallah started off with some Caucasian jokes.
“White people will be a minority in America by 2040 and there’s some white people freaking out and I tell them don’t — there’s some benefits,” the comedian said. “First, you get a month to celebrate your heritage. Like Black History Month, you’ll get a week like ‘Whitey Week’ — you know, in celebrations of white people, like badminton in Utah and racial profiling — and white women will finally be exotic.”
Obeidallah quipped that it’s fun to make fun of white people, as Harris-Perry responded with glee to his humor.
“That’s great. The white minority jokes,” she said through a smile. “It’s good — I like it.”
Then Winstead had her turn, uttering a joke about former Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain.
“It would have been kind of fun to see Herman Cain as the presidential nominee, because there would have been mass suicides in the Klan,” the “Daily Show” co-creator said.
And that’s only a sampling. Watch the highlights, below:
You can see the segment in its entirety here:
Before the panel shared their jokes, they had a more serious discussion about the state of racial comedy. The subject of conversation was the appropriateness of these jokes and the view that some on the panel had that they are okay so long as they aren’t malicious in nature.
See this discussion:
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Ghandi was a Republican
Feb. 19, 2013 at 2:10pmShouldn’t there be some kind of self help support group like “msnbc anonymous”?
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PhineasJWhoopee
Feb. 19, 2013 at 2:09pmI guess caucasians will have to stoop to their level. Take to the streets and demand no one can utter
the words Honky or whitey. From now on it is the “W” word or the “H” word. But we perfer Caucasian-Americans, or just Boss for short.
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omgfolks
Feb. 19, 2013 at 1:53pmTalk about racism, there was no call to put this moron in the air. the station as well her her and her cronies should be charged under hate crime laws for their outburst. Racism is selective, people need to understand if a black man does not like to be call the N word then they should not be hurling insults towards others. The only way to effectively cmbat racism is to charge ALL of those who say things which are deemed racist, other wise whats good for the goose needs to be good for the gander. Stop allowing blacks to make these comments or allow whites the same right, stop this double standard which is confusing Americans.
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PhineasJWhoopee
Feb. 19, 2013 at 1:53pmThree obama voters wth hoodies on show up at the pearly gates.
St. Pete tells them “Stay here, I’ll be right back”
He goes to God and tells him “There are three obama voters with hoodies on at the pearly gates”
God tells Peter ” All are equal in the eyes of God, return to the gates and let them in.”
After several minutes Peter returns to God and says “Well, they are gone.”
God says, ” The obama voters?”
Peter says ” No, the GATES !
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demsrtraitors
Feb. 19, 2013 at 1:51pmI’m sure Whites will eventually regret surrendering their position and place in the pecking order. Your silence against her racism towards Whites only encourages the aggression against you. Take a look at every major city and you will see the only race that is LEGALLY discriminated against is White. Liberalism contributes to ethnic cleansing against Whites.
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joeslick
Feb. 19, 2013 at 1:49pmI ain’t offended by jokes about whitey, but let’s be real….we just ain’t as funny as some of these other folks out here.
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SSN637
Feb. 19, 2013 at 1:49pmGeorge Soros, Valerie Jarrett and David Axelrod walk into a bar…in Kenya….
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The Big Mick
Feb. 19, 2013 at 1:47pmIn Honor of “‘Whitey’ Week” (do I still get to keep St. Patrick’s Day?) I shall reprise my two “Tales of the Pharaoh BO.” First,
“Lanky Tan Obamo” A Cautionary Tale.
[With thanks to Helen Bannerman, fellow Celt, for the original inspirational vision of hungry Tigers as “ghi” (melted butter).]
“Lanky Tan Obamo”
Once upon a time in Chicago, there lived a Golden Child and his name was Lanky Tan Obamo.
And his mother was White MomBO. And his father was Bla ck Muslimo.
And he had a mentor called CommieSaul Allinski, and another called Red BillA and another called Bla ck Racer Jerry. And they gave him a beautiful Commie Red Coat, and beautiful Blue State Trousers, and a beautiful Eco-Radical Green Umbrella, and a lovely little pair of RedBlue Purple SEIU Shoes with Commie Red Souls.
And then wasn’t Lanky Tan Obamo GRAND!?
So he put on all his Fake, I mean Fine, Clothes and went for a walk in Europe. And by and by he met a Tiger. And the Tiger said to him, “My name is Bigga Fedgov, and I’m going to eat up the Village.”
And Lanky Tan Obamo said, “I am going to the Village to Preach Hope; pull my Honey Wagon and I’ll get you in.”
And so they went on. By and by they met another Tiger and he said, “My name is European Socialism and I’m going to eat up the Village.”
And Lanky Tan Obamo said, “I am going to the Village to Preach Sharing; pull my Honey Wagon and I’ll get you in.”
And so they went on. By and by t
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The Big Mick
Feb. 19, 2013 at 1:49pmBy and by they met another Tiger and he said, “My name is Socialized Health Care and I’m going to eat up the Village.”
And Lanky Tan Obamo said, “I’m going to the Village to Preach Change; pull my Honey Wagon and I’ll get you in.”
And so they came to the Village.
Part 2 Follows
Part 2 Lanky Tan Obamo
And Lanky Tan Obamo stood on top of the Honey Wagon and said, “WE are the Change, YOU have been waiting for.”
And Lanky Tan Obamo began to Preach, and he Preached, Hope, and Sharing, and Change.
And the Tigers ran around the Honey Wagon.
And the more they ran, the more Lanky Tan Obamo Preached.
And the more Lanky Tan Obamo Preached, the faster they ran.
And they ran faster and faster until the Village couldn’t see what they really were, but only a great blurry pool of brown and yellow which looked like Milk and Honey and Gold that was flowing around the Honey Wagon.
And Lanky Tan Obamo said, “Behold The Stimulus Package; open the gates and It will bring Hope and Change and Prosperity.”
And so they opened the gates.
And Lanky Tan Obamo and the Honey Wagon, and the great blurry pool of brown and yellow, flowed into the Village and into each and every home.
Where they promptly turned back into Tigers and ate everyone up.
And Socialized Health Care ate 27%, and European Socialism ate 55%,
but Bigga FedGov ate 169% because he was so hungry.
And Lanky Tan Obamo, satisfied, sat down, put his feet up, and had himself
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The Big Mick
Feb. 19, 2013 at 1:56pmAnd Lanky Tan Obamo, satisfied, sat down, put his feet up, and had himself a nice long smoke.
Because he was Very, Very, Grand, Indeed!
The End
The Big Mick
Brer BO and The Tar Babies
Now Brer Fox he be one of de most curioustist critters in de woods an he done been followin Brer BO foah a long long time az Brer BO he been hoppin all over de country headin down de road to de Big House.
So when Brer Fox he see Brer BO stoppin regular like at dis heah Meetin House on de Southside, Brer Fox he just natch’rl side’l on up to sees what he can sees an hears what he can hears. An sho’ nuff he sees Brer BO sittin in dat dair Meetin House an Brer BO he be listenin to dis Tar Baby that be Preachin.
An datdair Preachin Tar Baby he say–“America’s chickens have come home to roost, it’s not God bless America, it’s God DAM America, it’s in the BIBLE”.
But Brer BO he don’ say nuttin.
So Brer Fox he speak up an he say–“Did you hear what that Preacher said?”
An Brer BO he say, “I never heard anything like that.”
Den datdair Preachin Tar Baby spoke up agin an he say, “It’s AmeriKKK”!
An DEN Brer BO say to de Preachin Tar Baby “Shut yo’ mouff.”
An BAP!, he poke datdair Tar Baby Preacher right IN da nose.
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The Big Mick
Feb. 19, 2013 at 1:58pmWell right dair is where he done broke his Molasses Jug cause his fiss it got stuck right ON datdair Tar Baby’s nose. De Tar Baby he don’t say nuthin, but Brer BO he starts ta cussin an fussin fit to buss, but he can’t git his fiss unstuck no how.
Den Brer Fox he say, “Why are you connected to that Preacher?”
An Brer BO he reply, “The Rev. Jeremiah Wright WAS my mentor—twenty years ago–but I have since severed my connection to that church.”
An he keeps on hoppin down de road to the Big House, clippity hop and hoppity clip.
But his hand it still be stuck to datdair Tar Baby’s nose.
Chapter 2 of Brer BO and the Tar Babies.
Well by an by Brer Fox he notice dat Brer BO he be talkin to anudder critter, an Brer BO he give datdair critter a Green Hat for ta catch de Sun. Now Brer Fox, he being de most curioustist critter in de woods, he axe Ms. Valerie who it was Brer BO be talkin to so friendly like an Ms. Valerie she say all gushie:
“We are delighted to have recruited Mr. Van Jones to the administration, we have been following him for a long time.”
So Brer Fox he side’ls up to sees what he can sees an hears what he can hears. An sho’nuff it be ANUDDER Tar Baby under dat Green Hat dat Brer BO be talkin to all casual like.
An DAT Tar Baby he be saying: “This is deeper than solar panels, we gonna CHANGE the WHOLE SYSTEM!.”
Brer BO he don’t say nuttin.
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The Big Mick
Feb. 19, 2013 at 2:00pmSo Brer Fox he spoke up an he say: “Now wait a minute, that doesn’t sound Green to me, that sounds Red!”
But Brer BO he ain’t saying nuttin.
DEN datdair Second Tar Baby done spoke up AGIN an dis time he say: “Republicans are A-holes”
to which Brer BO he say: “Shut yo’ mouff!”
An dis time BAP! He KICK datdair second Tar Baby right OUT from unner da Green Hat. Well dat Green Hat it go a flyin, but now it be Brer BO’s FOOT dat be stuck on dat second Tar Baby’s head. An Brer BO he STILL be hoppin, clippity hippity, hippity clippity down the road to the Big House, even dough he got one fiss stuck on da First Tar Baby’s nose an one foot stuck on dat Second Tar Baby’s head.
Chapter 3. Brer BO and The Tar Babies.
An Brer Fox, he being DE most CURIOUSTIST of God’s critters, he go‘long wid Brer BO cause he say to hisself he say:
“I ‘spect iffn I go long fur ‘nuff, dem daire two Tar Babies dey gonna say sumthin else, an DEN what Brer BO gonna do?”
An sho’nuff, fore dey done gone even a nudder mile, datdair second Tar Baby he spoke up agin an dis time he say:
“George Bush caused 911″,
to which Brer BO he say, “Shut yo’ mouff!” an BIFF! he poke datdair Second Tar Baby in de EYE wid his udda fiss. An sho’nuff dat fiss it be stuck now too!
But Brer BO he just keep on a hoppin down de road to de Big House on his last remainin foot, draggin those two Tar Babies, an Brer Fox he be right behind.
Till don’t
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The Big Mick
Feb. 19, 2013 at 2:04pmTill don’tcha know, fore dey gone even half a mile furder down de road, de FIRST Tar Baby he spoke up AGIN an dis time he say: “I think the Racists on the Right are upset that the poor are about to be helped.”
To which, fore Brer Fox can say a WORD, Brer BO he say: “Shut yo’ mouff”, an dis time BAM! He KICK datdair First Tar Baby right IN de MOUTH wid his last remainin foot.
An sho’nuff he got DAT foot stuck fas too!
Now Brer Fox he be awonderin: “What Brer BO gonna do NOW?” An I bet you be awonderin the sames thing. “What Brer BO gonna do?” What CAN he do wid bode hands an bode feet stuck tight to dem Tar Babies? But remember chil’, it be Brer BO’s HANDS an bode his FEET dat be stuck tight to demdair Tar Babies, his MOUTH, IT be workin just FINE! So Brer BO he commenced to TALKIN an he Talk to the School Chilins, an he Talk to the Joints Sessions of the CONgress an he talk to bout every critter he could get to listen, an he talk an talk an TALK till he be blue in the face!
But as to wheder he ever got shut of dem two Tar Babies–you gonna have to axe Brer Fox.
Cause ya see–Brer Fox, he Report. You decide.
The End.
Uncle Mick
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moreteaplease
Feb. 19, 2013 at 1:46pmThis from the very people that kick and scream like spoiled brats about racial inequality and whatever else they can dream up but they are the very ones that keep it alive and well. The double standards of the left is unbelievable at times.
Some of the worst racists I have personally known have claimed to be Democrats at the polls but behind closed doors they are exactly what they blame Republicans of being when it comes to racial issues. Racism has no political boundaries…might as well realize and admit it.
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Ragnars Repos
Feb. 19, 2013 at 1:43pmIf you all have seen what I’ve seen in my life, you would be greatly offended. But you don’t know what is behind this and where it leads.
Your children are the ones who are going to die by the thousands cleaning up the mess you have allowed the Progressives to make.
It’s a “joke” to you now, but it will be deadly serious to your children. Count on it.
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Seymour
Feb. 19, 2013 at 1:36pmI would think they would keep their 12.9% of our total population in perspective, which they ignorantly assume is somehow a majority, because I’m quite sure all of us will keep this perspective long after Obama is gone.
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Nevermind
Feb. 19, 2013 at 1:17pmarmyofnibiru
neveramind
the KKK is solely a demoncrap party thing.like your good friend david duke,you can call yourself whatever you want.the repubs didn’t eccept him and wont accept you .you and your KKK brothers(or the naacp,the clan with a tan)can claim your god.the republicans will say no to you because your a racist who believes in slavery as long as your the master.is against everything the repubs stand for.never a mind in your head, its a vacuum.
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My good friend David Duke? NEWFLASH….. I am black you idiot!!
Its like the old saying ” not all republicans are racist but i havent met a racist that wasnt a republican”
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Nevermind
Feb. 19, 2013 at 1:14pmSendTheMeteors
Nevermind, you may be the only person I’ve ever read on this website that understands the the Southern Democrats – the Dixiecrats – were the all-white, state’s rights, ultraconservatives of the era, and that Republicans were the more liberal party.
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That is due to not getting my history from uneducated drug addict sports jocks like Beck and Rush, nor do i listen to fake historians like David Barton.
BTW, in regards to David Duke. He is a strong supporter of the tea party. All one needs to do is go on youtube and he it in his own words.
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cashprize
Feb. 19, 2013 at 12:58pmWHY SO MUCH HATRED FOR THE WHITE MAN?
How many people know or care that the first person to legally own a slave for life by law in this country was a black man? I would think, not many. It set a precedent that did not end until the Civil War, and a legacy that lives on until now through people who seek to justify it in some way and those that refuse to understand that it has come to an end.
The Africans made slaves of each other even until modern times. They sold their own brethren and yet this hatred is not directed towards them.
Arabs owned slaves for centuries and many particularly women and infidels will tell you it is not much better today. Yet they talk about colonialist white men but few know the violent history of Muslim take over of countries over 1300 years. We romanticized about their history in the early days of this country. We had the Bible, the Apocrypha and the Arabian nights. Those romantic stories about harems were actually stories about women that were taken and enslaved as they took over other lands, sometimes destroying whole populations.
http://www.examiner.com/article/why-so-much-hatred-for-the-white-man
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The American People
Feb. 19, 2013 at 12:53pmMelissa Harris-Perry is a disgusting racist and I’m stunned that even MSNBC would let her be a such a hypocrite on the open air. She is a disgrace to the black community and to women, I feel really sorry for her and I didn’t think that MSNBC could sink any lower.
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OniKaze
Feb. 19, 2013 at 12:47pmMy Marital arts student once told me that White people DO have celebratory month… Any month that ISN’T BLACK HISTORY MONTH is White History Month…
Okay, for those of you who have not seen the T.V. show “The Boondocks” you should watch a few episodes… It IS NOT child appropriate (be warned, its a cartoon, but NOT for kids)…
Two Great Characters on the show… Huey Freeman (a young Black semi-revolutionary who hates the “lower-life-form” stance that most black people take in life) and Unkle Ruckus (An old Black man who hates Black people and often says incredibly racist things at his own expense, whose favorite thing on the planet is “The White Man, and all of his Glory”)…
Great show that LOVES to point out painful truths, and poke at the black community for it placing itself in most of the situations it likes to complain about…
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Ghandi was a Republican
Feb. 19, 2013 at 12:45pmThese idiots couldn’t figure out how to screw in a light bulb between them.
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media-bias-steals-elections
Feb. 19, 2013 at 12:40pmThe House of Representatives passed legislation revoking the Affordable Health Care Act, otherwise known as “Obama Care” and this organization is cracking race jokes?
Every dime sent to an Islamic nation, supports the religion of Islam, violating the 1st amendment rights of citizens, and this organization is crackging race jokes?
The establishment of religion called marriage, is under attack by state governments through the redefinition of what this establishment of religion is, distorting or destroying the educational opportunities of future generations of Americans from enjoying what their parents, enjoyed, understanding what marriage and how it works, and these people are cracking race jokes?
I could go on and on, but do you want to know the real reason they crack race jokes? Because there was recently a violent movie released about killing white people and enjoying it? See, when you tell millions of people to laugh about race jokes, that’s just another domino by the media?
The media is glorifying the attacks of your civil rights by infringing on the right to bear arms, they don’t want the earth to glow in the dark with mutually assured destruction of criminals, they want the criminals to survive, and maybe even win?
They have the motive to push these things, not Americans?
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Ash_Kiker
Feb. 19, 2013 at 12:37pmWell… this just proves with out a doubt… Melissa Perry Harris is a Racist Liberal Bit*h. MSNBC should be ashamed of themselves for allowing her to even be on the air let alone have a segment about “Race Jokes”.
also proves that Obama has literally divided this country by race!
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ColoradoMaverick
Feb. 19, 2013 at 12:34pmYes, there are benefits to becoming a minority. We will be able to get white people with no experience or credentials elected to the Oval Office like Obama did!
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RestoreCapitalism
Feb. 19, 2013 at 12:32pmOf course if the shoe were on the other foot, they would have gone to a commercial and fired them on the spot, and the outcry would be deafening. How is it that white people can joke about their own whiteness, and enjoy laughing at themselves, but black people cannot do that anymore? To be honest many used to, but now it’s disappearing. And of course it’s one thing for blacks to say the forbidden word or make jokes about their own lifestyles, but whites had better not ever do that. As for whites being powerful and all being oppressors of blacks, I didn’t get the memo on that. I have always tried to follow the golden rule. It appears blacks are now exempt from any kind of civility toward whites, at least according to the politically correct talking heads. There are of course good people out there of all races.
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RaydocX
Feb. 19, 2013 at 12:23pmFree Speech is a great thing… she has every right to encourage or tell her own racist jokes about others… as long as she accepts that others have that same right (and without the national forum she believes her program has).
Besides, letting fools run their mouths is the best way to identify and marginalize them… would that we had done that with most of our present politicians!
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TheGrtDcptn
Feb. 19, 2013 at 12:19pm…mh perry is a jealous, affirmative action dolt…
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sharpeye
Feb. 19, 2013 at 12:19pmAfter a while dog crap turns white and stops stinking!
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darkeningskies
Feb. 19, 2013 at 12:15pmthe liberals think they have the upper hand and their true slimeball personalities display a vulgar reality
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