‘Presumptuous Paternalism’: Michelle Malkin Rips ‘Radical Gun-Grabbers’ for Trying to Disarm American Women
In a scathing column on Townhall.com, conservative firebrand Michelle Malkin went after the “radical gun-grabbers” on the left who seem to want to leave American women with nothing but “whistles, pens and bodily fluids to defend themselves against violent attackers.”
Earlier this week, Colorado Democrats argued against allowing women to carry concealed handguns on college campuses. Their arguments were deemed extremely questionable and have been the subject of mockery.
Malkin provides a recap:
Condescending Democratic Rep. Joe Salazar of Colorado asserted that young women can’t be trusted to assess threatening situations at their colleges or universities: “It’s why we have call boxes, it’s why we have safe zones, it’s why we have the whistles,” Salazar said during floor debate. “Because you just don’t know who you’re gonna be shooting at. And you don’t know if you feel like you’re gonna be raped, or if you feel like someone’s been following you around, or if you feel like you’re in trouble when you may actually not be…”
Colorado Sen. Jessie Ulibarri, another elitist Democrat, argued that instead of firing back at a crazed gunman, innocent victims would be better off using “ballpoint pens” to stab him when he stops to reload. Colorado Rep. Paul Rosenthal, another Democrat, told women to rely on the “buddy system” instead. And on Tuesday, after personally lobbying Colorado Democrats to restrict self-defense options, Vice President Joe Biden blithely dismissed a woman’s concerns about family security. He advised her, “You don’t need an AR-15″ — even though it is the long arm of choice of three million law-abiding citizens, half of whom are veterans, law enforcement officers or both.
The presumptuous paternalism of gun-grabbing male Democrats is not confined to the political arena. On college campuses across the country, the literal disarming of women is standard operating procedure. At the University of Colorado at Colorado Springs, officials advise women that “passive resistance may be your best defense.” The school’s recommendation to girls: “Tell your attacker that you have a disease or are menstruating.”
If that fails, it’s time to deploy other assault bodily fluids! No joke. UCCS seriously advises potential victims: “Vomiting or urinating may also convince the attacker to leave you alone.”
Malkin’s website Twitchy.com also found that the State University of New York at Plattsburgh also advises women to use “passive resistance” to thwart an attack as it might be a woman’s “best defense.” Malkin said colleges and universities have become nothing but “coddle industries.”
“Where are the War on Women warriors of the left when you need them? Paging Ashley Judd, Eva Longoria, Sandra Fluke and every indignant feminist who (rightly) took Todd ‘legitimate rape’ Akin to task — as I did — last fall,” Malkin writes. “The sexist stance of gun-grabbers goes far beyond Akin-esque junk science about magical wombs that can prevent pregnancy. The idea that women can’t be trusted to know when they are at risk takes direct aim at their very sovereignty and security.”
“It’s anti-self-determination. It’s anti-freedom. It’s anti-choice,” she concluded.
To read Malkin’s entire column, click here.
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thegreatcarnac
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:58pmMalkin is right. The dems, however, are not just waging war on women, they are waging war on the nation as a whole. These communists azzoles think they know our lives and our needs better than we do. They want to control our very being. Screw’em. They will not take our guns and they will not convince women that threatening to pee on a rapist is as affective as pulling a gun and shooting the fool.
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Verceofreason
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 10:14pmHow are the Dems doing a war on women?
Closing PP., 46 anti-abortion bills, no equal pay for equal work
Those are all Republican things.
Do you actually believe the nonsense you post?
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COFemale
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 10:49pmObama is the biggest violator of equal pay. Most of the women in the WH are underpaid, but you don’t want to hear this in you pea brain.
We value human life. We believe as a child develops in the womb, it deserves continued life. We do not murder like you Liberals like to murder. You’d murder your mother’s and fathers if you’d could get away with it. We don’t support Planned Parenthood because they purposely target blacks and Hispanics for abortions. We don’t want any baby aborted regardless of skin color. However, you Liberals view them as damaged goods, so you abort them.
For someone who says they are tolerant of other people, you have no problem in committing murder of them.
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thegreatcarnac
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:52pm“It is so”…..hahahaha
Your posts are not “so”. Who do you think you are? Some ancient Japanese Sensei?
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YOURSENSEI
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 10:07pmThis is what you must know:
You’re too quick for me. I surrender.
It is so.
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YOURSENSEI
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:46pmThis is what you must know:
Look at all these conservatives and Tea Party types out here defending the womenfolk. Hey, that’s cute. How’s it feel? Huh? You kind of like it, don’t you. Yeah, it’s like putting on a brand new pair of pants. Feels . . .different.
And you say you don’t believe in evolution. Look at you. You’re evolving right here before my very eyes. I’m proud of you, kids. Now, don’t let this feeling go. You’ll be tempted to return to your old women-hating, tell-em-what-they-can-and-can’t-do ways, but fight the urge. Remember, women are people too.
It is so.
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chips1
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:55pmSENSI:
Were you born thru osmosis? Only the placentia lived?
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Quiata
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:59pm@UPYOURSSENSEI Why do the hardcore Darwinists, who place a premium on evolution, try to deny that which evolution has given us and attempt to remake people to fit some idealistic fiction? Why upset the biologically efficient roles which evolution has honed over the eons?
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Gold Coin & Economic News
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 9:03pmSENSI – Maybe you should go hand out at an abortion clinic some time and just how pro-woman baby killers are. Drink some more Obama Kool Aid, your talking points are weak.
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UNALIEN
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 9:03pmYOURNONSENSEI
they lied to you, you weren’t ready to leave the institution
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RationalMan
Posted on February 21, 2013 at 12:43amYOURSENSEI,
You haven’t been listening to your masters, Bidden, Colorado Sen. Jessie Ulibarri said?
Or just maybe, you cannot read?
Which one is it?
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Verceofreason
Posted on February 21, 2013 at 1:15amOMG Republican close PP because they CARE about minorities.
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RationalMan
Posted on February 21, 2013 at 1:39amVerceofreason,
Who are the minorities, again?
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RationalMan
Posted on February 21, 2013 at 1:49amCome-on Verceofreason,
Reeducate me about minorities!!!
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RationalMan
Posted on February 21, 2013 at 2:00amVerceofreason,
I’m still wanting for your reply???
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YOURSENSEI
Posted on February 21, 2013 at 11:07amMr or Ms RATIONALMAN
This is what you must know:
Conservatives are the minority. How’s that feel, pckrwood?
It is so.
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Todd Hoke
Posted on February 21, 2013 at 12:23pmYOURSENSEI,
This is what you must know:
2+2=4
It is so.
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RationalMan
Posted on February 22, 2013 at 1:09amI’m glad I “Rattle your Cage”!
YOURSENSEI
Posted on February 21, 2013 at 11:07am
Mr or Ms RATIONALMAN
This is what you must know:
Conservatives are the minority. Howβs that feel, pckrwood?
It is so.
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No I’m not a “Conservative” nor a “Liberal”, please try again!
Minority, who is “Minority”? (Take a guess?)…Hint it has to do about, you me and everybody else who are alive!!!!…Do you know???
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cowboy357
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:46pmAhh diversity’s great ….unless you don’t agree with the party platform.
Michelle you are welcome at our campfire anytime.
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YOURSENSEI
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:51pmThis is what you must know
Yeah, Michelle, you’ll be the first girl ever!
It is so.
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RationalMan
Posted on February 21, 2013 at 12:57amYOURSENSEI,
First girl in what? Please complete your statement or do you also have such a “Low Self-Esteem” that you cannot finish!
Please reeducate me!!!!!!
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YOURSENSEI
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:39pmMr or Ma UNALINE,
This is what you must know:
Yoiu might want to talk to DARMOK AND JALAD AT TANAGRA down there. It thinks women having jobs destroyed the family.
It is so.
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Quiata
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:37pmOkay, NONSENSEI, since you obviously have no woman to actually remind you of this, IT’S YOUR BEDTIME.
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YOURSENSEI
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 10:50pmThis is what you must know:
Ted called. He’d like to show your daughter how to handle a gun.
It is so.
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thegreatcarnac
Posted on February 21, 2013 at 12:57amVERCE…the problem here is that you believe yours.
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YOURSENSEI
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:37pmMr or Ms CAVALLO,
This is what you must know:
Wrong again. I think women should carry if they choose. Not a problem. The problem I have is witless screech haters like Malkin trowleing out their elitists attitudes.
It is so.
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UNALIEN
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:34pmYOURSENSEI
Michelle exposes that intolerant, elitist, racist and sexist underpinning of Liberalism,, nice
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Pendulumswing
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:32pmMichelle always speaks the truth, loaded with facts, information, and great passion! More than obvious she loathes the liberals and everything they stand for…I concur wholeheartedly! Love watching her chew them up and spit them out…more like projectile, lol. She’s great!
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YOURSENSEI
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:52pmThis is what you must know:
Boy, I’ll say!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ab-tJJUeuo
it is so.
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Verceofreason
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 10:15pmShe’s so over now that Romney lost.
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COFemale
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 10:54pmVerce – Go back to your basement, you aren’t making any sense as usual.
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Verceofreason
Posted on February 21, 2013 at 1:17amRomney’s “death” = FOX”s death.
And no one is more accutly aware of that than Roger Ailes.
Fist move – GET RID OF SARAH.
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Cavallo
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:30pmWhat a racist sexist sack you are. The real reason people like LackofSense don’t want women armed is because they’re afraid of getting hurt or killed when they sexually assault or attempt to rape them.
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Quiata
Posted on February 21, 2013 at 7:29amAnd because they’d find out if God REALLY exists a little sooner than they had planned…
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Quiata
Posted on February 21, 2013 at 9:26am^ Above comment was a direct reply to Cavallo, “…The real reason people like LackofSense donβt want women armed is because theyβre afraid of getting hurt or killed when they sexually assault or attempt to rape them.”
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Excomunicatedmarine
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:30pmAs the demonicrats continue to try and defend the indefensible we get to see more and more of their self delusion lies. Can you really believe they say these thing seriously. Reminds me of a kid, knows he lied but goes further and further into fantasy trying to convince you he didn’t.
It is beyond ridicule. I hate liars.
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Quiata
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:29pmPOST ELECTION rankings of liberal priorities:
Now that the votes have been successfully corralled, “Women’s rights” has dropped to number 3, while “Firearms Prohibition” has shot to number 1. “Blame the Republicans” stays steady in the number 2 position, since it’s a reliable catch-all for all kinds of liberal shortcomings and ailments. “Global warming” has dropped out of the top 5 (it’s winter, after all) but it will make a comeback after a seasonal hiatus. Emerging at number 4 is “Be a patriot, stop sequestration, save American jobs from the evil Republicans” (see liberal priority number 2…)
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wilbstal
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:20pmwell democrats feel if women should get raped so they can keep the war on women going.. this is the only answer I can think of here of why Dems are so Dumb about defence for women, maybe Dems Rape more women and want to continue
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chips1
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:52pmI’m proud to see that Michelle Malkin tested out his theory. She urinated on him. Let’s see if it works.
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Verceofreason
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 10:16pmYour post makes no sense what so ever, why bother?
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gyro
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:19pmShe is a real problem for the left
Smarter than them
More Articulate then them
And a women
Damn they must hate her
Three cheers for Michelle Malkin
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YOURSENSEI
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:34pmThis is what you must know:
You can keep her. She’s like a shorter, slightly paler version of Allen West. Now you have one of each. We’ll keep the rest.
It is so.
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Quiata
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 9:02pm@UPYOURSSENSEI It’s better to be thought a foolish leftist stealth bigot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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UNALIEN
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 9:04pmYOURSENSEI
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:34pm
This is what you must know:
You can keep her. Sheβs like a shorter, slightly paler version of Allen West. Now you have one of each. Weβll keep the rest.
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the words of liberal icon Margaret Sanger, founder of Planned Parenthoodβ¦
We should hire three or four colored ministers, preferably with social-service backgrounds, and with engaging personalities. The most successful educational approach to the ***** is through a religious appeal. We donβt want the word to go out that we want to exterminate the ***** populationβ¦.
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Verceofreason
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 10:17pmThe left could care less about this pathetic schmuckette.
Hey, I bet they are still afraid of Sarah Palin
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UNALIEN
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 11:10pmVERCEOFREASON
troll activity says otherwise
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Kaoscontrol
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:19pmAlright guys…If Miss Malkin broke into your house and tried to force herself on you, would you resist?
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Verceofreason
Posted on February 21, 2013 at 1:18amYou righties think so highly of women.
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I_AM_HARRISON_BERGERON
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:17pmWay to go Michelle !!!
What happened to all those people who just last month were screaming about women’s right to serve in front line combat ?!? Which is it ? Can women defend our nation with a gun but not themselves !?!?!
The Libs are right… There is definitely a war on women. But as with most things, you can always tell a Liberals guilt by what they try to project on Conservatives. Women… Is your real enemy clear enough now ???
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YOURSENSEI
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:24pmThis is what you must know:
Conservatives were saying women shouldn’t be in combat. Weren’t suited to it. Seems like you have a tiny little mind that needs making up too.
It is so.
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CaptainD51
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:34pmyourSensei # There is a difference in being in combat, carrying 75 pounds of equipment while wearing protective gear and being able to perform day in and day out and being able to carry a handgun and use it for self defense.
But you know that.
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I_AM_HARRISON_BERGERON
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:36pmYou’re Nonsense,
This is what you must know. Conservatives are concerned about women’s physical ability to perform under the rigors of intense, prolonged combat situations. Not their ability to handle a gun, our maintain fire control with a weapon in combat. Get your facts straight before you attempt to assert yourself as any ones sensei.
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YOURSENSEI
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:40pmThis is what you must know:
So, should women be allowed to fight in combat or not? (Careful!)
It is so.
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Quiata
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:43pm@UPYOURSSENSEI Way to reveal the workings of your convoluted mind.
You CLEARLY have ZERO concept of what constitutes a threat to a woman in a day-to-day situation—> creepy predator men who outweigh them on average by 30-80 (or more) pounds. That is why a smart gal gets a conceal carry permit to give her a MECHANICAL ADVANTAGE and potentially blow a hole in the creepy predator.
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Quiata
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:48pm@UPYOURSSENSEI Nice creepy predator mugshot, by the way.
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UNALIEN
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:58pmYOURSENSEI
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:40pm
This is what you must know:
So, should women be allowed to fight in combat or not? (Careful!)
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Marxist hypocrite Obama wouldn’t let his son play football if he had one.. Do think he will let his daughters fight in Combat.. HAHA
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I_AM_HARRISON_BERGERON
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 9:11pmNon-sensei,
I don’t have to be careful. I am absolutely, completely unashamed to say that I am undecided on whether women should be allowed in combat or not. There are many pros and cons to either argument. It is the gravity of the negative consequences that I am torn over. I don’t like either choice and I don’t like to be in a position where I can’t stand behind my convictions 100%.
I do, however believe that the Second Amendment applies to all. And that no one is so great that they should tell another that their life is not valued enough to defend it in any way they feel necessary.
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denkat56
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:16pmI find that a gaping hole in the middle of the criminal or rapist chest usually will change their minds about committing a crime.
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wilbstal
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:16pmThis Gal is okay
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shorelineliz
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:14pmDemocrats hate women. Except their own no baby producing ones. They want all of these college girls to pee or vomit? Do what while he reloads? listen honey. The bastard wouldn’t even get off one shot on me. He would be dead before he even knew what the hell hit him between the eyes! Booya!
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tj1961
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:11pmRight on the money!!
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malcolm030
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:11pmMaybe a reason that the Obummer has been pushing FREE abortion, birth control and Plan B
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progressiveslayer
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:10pmβItβs why we have call boxes, itβs why we have safe zones, itβs why we have the whistles,β Salazar said during floor debate. Someone who talks like that is a stupid sob and I’d tell him face to face if I had the opportunity. That attitude is disgusting and sexist to say a woman isn’t capable of defending herself. If your views align with that idiot Salazar you really shouldn’t be walking around in public unsupervised.
Malkin keep up the good work and keep hammering those candy@ss statists,hopefully we can reduce their infection in our government all across the country and get people who have some common sense in government.
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Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:06pmThe democrat women find if they don’t shave their legs, don’t bathe or use deodorant, no make up, and wear mens clothing, they don’t get raped. But they also don’t get asked out very often. That is what they do, why can’t everyone?
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OldSurfRat
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:05pmGo get em little lady!!!!
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gyro
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:16pmbingo
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spirited
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:18pmIf vomit and urine don’t work,
at least the government pill may prevent females from gettng in trouble.
And if they didn’t have the good sense to use the pill; for health care purposes,
fortunately there are vending machines for the morning after.
If nothing else, they’ll have the right to terminate.
(end total sarcasm)
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UNALIEN
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:04pmMichelle is right..
Democrats are waging a war on women
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YOURSENSEI
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:14pmThis is what you must know:
Nice try. Didn’t work last year, won’t work this year. But hey, at least you can say the word “women” now. That’s progress.
It is so.
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Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:23pmFirst they fought to get Women’s Lib and get women into the workplace, which helped destroy the family structure. Then they push abortion because “No one should be punished with a baby”. Now they want women to be helpless and dependent on the Govt. Almost sounds like an abusive husband/boyfriend, “Let me push you into a helpless situation, and then you have to depend on me for your survivial, and don’t dare back talk me, or else”. Who knows, maybe their next step is to put y’all back in chains.
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Excomunicatedmarine
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:35pmI think you misspelled it. Try YOURSENSELESS.
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UNALIEN
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 8:41pmMichelle Malkin brings out bigoted liberal trolls likes flies to a Marxist..
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Verceofreason
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 10:21pmNo one is buying that.
Give it a rest.
The record speaks for itself
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UNALIEN
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 10:46pmVERCEOFREASON
Gat a life, paid troll
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