Here Are 15 Things Jesse Jackson Jr. Used Campaign Cash To Buy

Jesse Jackson Jr. (Getty Images)

Former Congressman Jesse Jackson Jr. admitted Wednesday to embezzling approximately $750,000 in campaign funds — and now faces more than two years in prison and a fine of up to $100,000, the AP notes.

“I did these things,” Jackson, 47, told a federal judge yesterday, adding later, “Sir, for years I lived in my campaign.”

What did he spend all that money on? Education? Medical bills? Cars? Nope! The bulk of it was spent on luxury items and knickknacks.

So, without any further introduction, here are the 15 most fabulous things the disgraced former congressman bought with stolen campaign funds, according to official court documents:

Gold-Plated Rolex: $43,350

Here Are 15 Things Jesse Jackson Jr. Used Campaign Cash To Buy

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Children’s furniture: $9,584

Here Are 15 Things Jesse Jackson Jr. Used Campaign Cash To Buy

inhabitat.com

‘Porcelain collector’s items’: $1,553

Here Are 15 Things Jesse Jackson Jr. Used Campaign Cash To Buy

etsy.com

Bruce Lee Memorabilia: $10,105

Here Are 15 Things Jesse Jackson Jr. Used Campaign Cash To Buy

popscreen.com

Michael Jackson Memorabilia: $14,200

Here Are 15 Things Jesse Jackson Jr. Used Campaign Cash To Buy

hollywoodmemorabilia.com

Martin Luther King Jr. Memorabilia: $11,130

Here Are 15 Things Jesse Jackson Jr. Used Campaign Cash To Buy

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Michael Jackson Hat: $3,900

Here Are 15 Things Jesse Jackson Jr. Used Campaign Cash To Buy

michaeljacksonmoon.com

Michael Jackson & Eddie Van Halen Guitar: $4,000

Here Are 15 Things Jesse Jackson Jr. Used Campaign Cash To Buy

vhnd.com

[Full disclosure: I'd embezzle campaign cash if it meant getting my hands on the guitar used in "Beat It."]

Malcolm X Memorabilia: $2,200

Here Are 15 Things Jesse Jackson Jr. Used Campaign Cash To Buy

sears.com

Jimi Hendrix Memorabilia: $2,775

Here Are 15 Things Jesse Jackson Jr. Used Campaign Cash To Buy

ebay.com

Michael Jackson Fedora: $4,600

Here Are 15 Things Jesse Jackson Jr. Used Campaign Cash To Buy

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Mink Cashmere Cape (presumably for his co-conspirator wife): $800

Here Are 15 Things Jesse Jackson Jr. Used Campaign Cash To Buy

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Black & red Cashmere Cape: $1,500

Here Are 15 Things Jesse Jackson Jr. Used Campaign Cash To Buy

ebay.com

Mink reversible Parka: $1,200

Here Are 15 Things Jesse Jackson Jr. Used Campaign Cash To Buy

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Black Fox Reversible: $1,500

Here Are 15 Things Jesse Jackson Jr. Used Campaign Cash To Buy

nordstrom.com

Oh, junior: When the going got hot, you should have bailed. But now you’ve been caught and you’re gonna’ be jailed.

See what I did there? Jesse Jackson Sr. would be proud.

Here’s the full plea deal if, you know, you’re interested in reading it:

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