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Have You Seen the Offensive Definitions of the Word ‘Bible’ on Urban Dictionary?

Feb. 22, 2013 12:13pm Billy Hallowell

Urban Dictionary is an edgy, online platform that provides user-driven definitions for practically every word and phrase imaginable. Perhaps most known for describing the meaning of slang, the site regularly offers up some pithy, comical and offensive content. Among the more controversial definitions present on the site are the descriptions given for the word “Bible.” Ranging from “a novel full or murder” to the “#1 fiction bestseller,” many of the attributes given for the world’s most revered holy book are stunningly offensive.

The first and most popular definition present on Urban Dictionary’s web site for “Bible” reads, “An ancient novel full of murder, corruption, homosexuality, bestiality, incest and cruelty. It is often read to children on Sunday.” And the second definition, which showers additional negativity upon the holy book, offers up the following disparaging remarks:

“The Bible is probably the best book ever. You can use it as a coaster, hit people with it, look funny and quote it, eat the pages, fire fuel, toilet paper, start a war, control the stoopid people of the world, read it and become president, Hanaukkah present, piss off the Muslims, and turn back the clock. I used my bible yesterday as a fiber [substitute].”

Urban Dictionary Features Offensive Definitions of the Word Bible

A screen shot showing the Bible definitions page on Urban Dictionary

And it doesn’t end there. Other definitions include expletives that are used to dismiss the stories told in the Bible. Another entry describes Jesus Christ as a “cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father.” Aside from the general theme that the book is fictitious, there is a common thread — though written in jest — of encouraging people to destroy the book.

“A historically ficticious piece of literature written to inspire the gullible, bring fear to small children and provide a good substitute for fire wood,” another definition proclaims, apparently advocating for the book to be burned.

While the top six characterizations on Urban Dictionary are overwhelmingly offensive to people of faith, the seventh actually takes an intriguing and less divisive crack at defining the holy book. A user submitted, 50-word description captures the Bible’s main themes from Genesis to Jesus’ resurrection. Here it is:

“God made, Adam bit, Noah arked, Abraham split, Joseph ruled, Jacob fooled,Bush talked, Moses balked, Pharaoh plagued, people walked, sea divided, tablets guided, Promise landed, Saul freaked, David peeked, prophets warned, Jesus born, God walked, love talked, anger crucified, hope died, Love rose, Spirit flamed, Word spread, God remained.”

Not every definition is negative in nature, but the vast majority of the top 20 paint the book in a less-than-favorable light. Click here to see them all. It would be noted that Urban Dictionary allows users to submit definitions, so the web site cannot necessarily be blamed directly for the comments. Still, finding them so prominently placed will likely be startling for believers and Bible enthusiasts.

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Mapache
Posted on February 22, 2013 at 1:44pm
How many idiots who write those descriptions have the reading capability to actually read it.

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- JMadison
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 2:00pm
  So true.
  
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- SocietyOfUniversalKnowledge
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 2:32pm
  The inerrant word of God as revealed to those that wrote the 66 books of the Old and New Testaments through divine inspiration. Meaning that many confuse the books of the bible as having been written by men and women, but in reality, the books were written by God and penned by man.
  
  The book is designed as a blueprint for life and details the fall of mankind and the plan of salvation from death by the revelation of Jesus Christ as Savior.
  
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- KickinBack
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 3:08pm
  I’ve known only one atheist who is respectful to Christians and can actually hold a decent argument regarding the Bible without reverting to slander and name calling…And that’s because this guy actually read it, cover to cover.
  
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- Xylliab_of_the_Znarghh
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 3:10pm
  SocietyOfUniversalKnowledge
  No. Divinely inspired or entirely human, a book that goes on for ten pages about how to sacrifice animals, but never once sates that it is wrong to keep other people as slaves is a book for the people of the time and place that it was written. It is not the blueprint for life for all people everywhere forever.
  
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- Stormy1948
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 3:17pm
  give me a number between 0 and 0. I learned a long time ago hun, you can’t fix stupid.
  
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- tonypro
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 3:22pm
  @Xylliab_of_the_Znarghh
  You have either, never read the Bible, or do not have the ability to understand it.
  
  These types of stories used to really get to me, and I then tried to learn to actually pray for these lost people. Fact is, one day we will all know the truth, the question is, which side of it will you be on?
  
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- Jaycen
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 3:25pm
  Xylliab_of_the_Znarghh
  
  Yeah, I don’t think the Bible is the inerrant word of God, but that doesn’t make most of what it says wrong. I’ve been reading the Old Testament to my 11 year old son.
  
  You should probably read it before spouting off too much regarding slavery. You’re wrong regarding slavery. Even in Leviticus the concept of slavery isn’t exactly celebrated. You might also consider that what Americans consider “slavery” isn’t exactly how most of the world experiences, nor has it experienced, through out human history.
  
  It’s always amusing to listen to Americans with little historical context talk about Slavery. They know what happened just prior to Abraham Lincoln, but they know very little about what was happening around the time of Abraham.
  
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- Kaoscontrol
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 3:57pm
  The Bible is God’s love letter to believers— If you don’t respond to what’s written there, figure that’s what you get for reading someone else’s mail.
  
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- BuzzardSays
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 4:08pm
  No atheist could even begin to understand the bible without the guidance of the indwelling Holy Spirit of God. All atheists have a faith that they know there is no God because of their wordly based deductions of “NO GOD SEEN HERE”. Outside of a real relationship with God through Jesus Christ there will be no miraculous displays to convince the skeptical atheist, until Jesus returns and is seen by the entire world doing so and by that time the atheist gets to experience the post rapture hell on earth which is detailed in the last book of that pesky book called the bible, oh, and in Ezekial.
  
  The truth is the average ho-humm atheist is actually an agnostic with a volitional hatred of the things of God and thus validate their decision to deny a search for the possibility of the existence of God because to find Him would require an admission of guilt for their sin and a need for a savior to grant them Grace instead of justice.
  
  BTW: During the coming nuclear war you can decide if it might be a good chance to call upon Jesus. He will continue to take requests and accept new believers especially those writhing in agony from sickness, radiation poisoning, starvation.
  
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- Xylliab_of_the_Znarghh
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 4:32pm
  Jaycen
  So “slavery isn’t exactly celebrated” in the Bible, and it’s okay that that’s as far as they go because slavery wasn’t so bad back then? That’s your argument to convince me I’m being too harsh? Sorry, I’m not buying it. Any form of slavery is very, very wrong. It’s a crime. It’s a sin. It is evil. A book that claims to be the word of God should say so in just so many words. If it doesn’t, then it’s nothing but an obsolete foreign law book.
  
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- Atheist
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 4:41pm
  lol.
  
  Atheists and agnostics are by far the most knowledgeable when it comes to religion:
  http://articles.latimes.com/2010/sep/28/nation/la-na-religion-survey-20100928
  
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- Elena2010
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 4:52pm
  Xylliab_of_the_Znarghh – Regarding slavery: Have you considered that God gave the Bible to us where we were at the time, not necessarily where He’d wanted us to be?
  
  Slavery is still a fact of life in the world, but it was very much so in the days in which the Bible was written. Even into the NT times, Roman culture was a slave-based domestic economy. Prostitution is a common form of slavery today in which a woman is “pimped” out for the gain of her “owner.” In some Arab countries, slavery of non-muslims persists even though it was officially abolished in the 1960s. Slavery exists in Amazonia even though the Brazilian gov’t has tried to get rid of it. Sudan was famous for Western Christians purchasing the freedom of Christian slaves held by Sudanese Arabs.
  
  Typically, slaves were acquired as war booty or as temporary hostages until a great debt was paid off.
  
  The Bible gives very specific directions about how to treat slaves — as human beings, not as farm animals to be treated whatever way the owner chose. In this way, the Bible moves humanity toward seeing the slave as a fellow human, made in God’s image, and eventually to the abolition of slavery as an intolerable human institution for the West.
  
  Now compare that to how islam treats slaves… That our culture is based on Biblical principles gives you the idea that slavery is WRONG. YOu could not have rec’d that in any other cultural background.
  
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- DLV
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 6:31pm
  Atheist- You atheists are so freaking egotistical it’s unbelievable. Have much pride? Of course Christians know more about Christianity than you do. Also, you can’t say God is evil, a murderer, an idiot etc etc etc and claim to know the bible. What is the standard for knowing Christianity in this survey? IT would have to be by Christianity’s standard and if that’s the case I have not heard one statement fro man atheist about what Christianity is without twisting it completely. So as a matter of fact, you know nothing about Christianity even if you do. A slow clap for you, arrogance is your downfall.
  
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- RogueRequest
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 6:43pm
  Most Christians are content with doing what their pastor tells them to do and never bother picking up the book. Maybe if they did they wouldn’t be the pathetic sheeple that they are. But, I am content with watching what they sew being reaped now. They destroyed so many other religions and cultures at the altar of their “one true god” and now they are being wiped out by Atheists and Muslims, and by using the same tools.
  
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- LeftOfRightOfLeft
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 6:52pm
  SOCIETYOFUNIVERSALKNOWLEDGE:
  
  The bible is a blueprint for how you should live your life. You should be able to rape a virgin then pay her Pap Pap some monies and have her be your wife. You know like raped property. Do you have any daughters maybe we could work out an agreement?
  
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- txannie
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 8:45pm
  @xylliad…..the only reason you know there is evil in the world is because the Bible was written. Think about it….
  
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- John_K
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 11:46pm
  It also reflects the mentality of the people attracted to urban culture.
  
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- Xylliab_of_the_Znarghh
  Posted on February 23, 2013 at 4:19am
  txannie
  I don’t buy that. Every culture of the world has some kind of moral system. The Bible was morally advanced for the time that it was written. It was an improvement on what people had in that part of the world before it, but it didn’t invent or discover the concept of evil. And it is not the last word in morality. It is dated. It forbids and proscribes harsh punishment for acts that do no harm and leaves serious sins unmentioned or accepted. It is not the one book of rules for all people everywhere forever. That is a foolish belief that can do only harm.
  
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- Obama_In_PeePee_By_Zee_Artist_Beck
  Posted on February 23, 2013 at 4:41am
  “Have You Seen the Offensive Definitions of the Word ‘Bible’ on Urban Dictionary?”
  
  But that’s only because the Holy Bible docùments Man’s activities for the past some 6,000 years … as an example to us. And if you thinks it’s been bad (and it has!), just wait for the upcoming 7 years:
  
  15 Therefore when you see the ‘abomination of desolation’,
  . spoken of by Daniel the prophet, standing in the holy place
  . (whoever reads, let him understand),
  16 then let those who are in Judea flee to the mountains.
  17 Let him who is on the housetop not go down to take anything
  . out of his house.
  18 And let him who is in the field not go back to get his clothes.
  19 But woe to those who are pregnant and to those who are
  . nursing babies in those days!
  20 And pray that your flight may not be in winter or on the Sabbath.
  21 FOR THEN THERE WILL BE GREAT TRIBULATION,
  . SUCH AS HAS NOT BEEN SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THE WORLD
  . UNTIL THIS TIME, NO, NOR EVER SHALL BE.
  22 And unless those days were shortened, no flesh would be saved;
  . but for the elect’s sake those days will be shortened.
  …
  12 And because lawlessness will abound, the love of many will grow cold.
  13 But he who endures to the end shall be saved.
  14 And this gospel of the kingdom will be preached in all the world
  . as a witness to all the nations, and then the end will come.
  [Matthew 24, Holy Bible]
  
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- checkmate0831
  Posted on February 23, 2013 at 10:36am
  @Xylliab_of_the_Znarghh – As Elena2010 so succinctly stated, slavery around the world is very much a live and kicking. We in America live in a bubble and think since we don’t have physical chains on people we are free from the concept of slavery, yet the average American has $15-25k of revolving credit debt. We have over 1 Trillion in student loan debt. That my friend is real slavery … just without the chains and the skin color. A favorite saying of mine is: “Gold is the money of kings; silver of gentlemen; barter of peasants; DEBT is the money of SLAVES”. You have a credit card, you are a slave…
  
  When one really understands the bible, it’s a relevant as it today as it was 2000 years ago.
  
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- JGraham III
  Posted on February 23, 2013 at 2:16pm
  To all those disparagers of the Bible and to the unbelievers: You may not believe it but one day you shall feel it. You all are like the man who upon entering a darkened room, turns on the light, only to find a coiled cobra ready to strike him on the leg. His solution to the problem? He turns off the light and pretends the real and present danger isn’t there.
  To all those who decry the Bible’s record of slavery; mankind is who enslaves not God. “You shall know the truth and the truth shall make you free” someone said once… (hint: it was Jesus). Furthermore, how do you explain away the biblical concept of a bond-servant who was one who ended up serving his master out of love, usually after his time of indenturing had expired. In exchange for the freely given service, the ‘master’ provided anything and everything the bondservant or his family needed. It was a coveted position in the time and culture of the Bible’s writing. Figuratively that same relationship is conferred upon believers who serve God from their hearts today.
  I pity the unbelievers (and the ‘unbelieving’ Christians too) who are missing out on so many blessings from God all because their pride, arrogance and too often stupidity blinds their eyes to God’s greatness and goodness.
  
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- DIR
  Posted on February 23, 2013 at 2:25pm
  The bible should be the left’s most popular book if their definition applies: ““An ancient novel full of murder, corruption, homosexuality, bestiality, incest and cruelty.” The definition soulds like the modern liberal manifesto for the demcrap party. So what’s new? Democrap has been around forever and yes the bible talkes about such evil and the struggle to overcome it. As far as bestiality is concerned, I understand there is a book getting ready to come about by Sandra Fluke called “Sandra and the horse that loved her.”
  
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- snooop1e
  Posted on February 23, 2013 at 3:09pm
  Are we SAVED BY FAITH ALONE? Are we ONCE SAVED ALWAYS SAVED?
  
  Numbers 15:30
  Job 34:11
  Psalm 11:7
  Psalm 34:9
  Psalm 66:18
  Proverbs 10:3
  Proverbs 10:29
  Proverbs 15:8
  Proverbs 15:29
  Proverbs 28:9
  Ecclesiastes 12:14
  Isaiah 57:2
  Jer 11:6
  Ezekiel 33:13
  Mal 1:11
  Matt 7:21
  Matt 12:36-37
  Matt 12:50
  Matt 16:24
  Matt 16:27
  Matt 19:17
  Matt 25:40-46
  Matt 28:16-20
  Mark 3:35
  Mark 4:24
  Mark 7:15
  Mark 8:34-35
  Mark 9:42-50
  Mark 10:11-12
  Mark 10:29
  Mark 11:25
  Mark 13:13
  Mark 13:36
  Luke 9:23
  Luke 11:28
  Luke 14:27
  Luke 18:9-14
  Luke 18:29-30
  John 6:48-58
  John 6:66
  John 8:51
  John 9:31
  John 12:48
  John 12:50
  John 13:17
  John 14:15
  John 14:21
  John 14:23
  John 15:10
  Acts 10:34-35
  Rom 2:6
  Rom 2:9
  Rom 2:13
  Rom 2:7-8
  Rom 14:12
  1 Cor 6:9
  1 Cor 10:13
  1 Cor 11:27
  2 Cor 5:10
  Gal 5:19-21
  Gal 5:24-25
  Gal 6:7-8
  Eph 1:18
  Eph 2:1-3
  Eph 4:17-24
  Eph 5:3-12
  Col 3:5-8
  Col 3:23-25
  2 Thes1:8
  2 Thes 2:11
  2 Thes 2:13-15
  2 Thes 3:6
  1 Tim 3:15
  Heb 5:9
  Heb 6:4-6
  Heb 10:26
  James 1:12-15
  James 1:21-22
  James 1:26-27
  James 2:14-27
  James 4:3
  James 4:6-9
  James 4:17
  James 5:16
  1 Peter 3:12
  1 Peter 3:21
  1 Peter 4:17
  2 Peter 2:20
  2 Peter 3:7
  2 Peter 3:16-17
  1 John 3:6
  1 John 3:7-8
  1 John 3:9-10
  1 John 3:15
  1 John 3:17-18
  1 John 3:21-22
  1 John 3:24
  1 John 5:3
  1 John 5:16
  1 John 1:5-7
  1 John 2:3
  1 John 2:4
  1 John 4:18-21
  2 John 1:6
  3 John 1:4
  3 John 1:11
  Rev 2:7
  Rev 12:17
  Rev 14:13
  Rev 20:13
  
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- ModerationIsBest
  Posted on February 23, 2013 at 3:40pm
  @SOCIETYOFUNIVERSALKNOWLEDGE
  
  So wait, all men are fallible….except those who wrote the Bible.
  
  Either men are fallible, or they aren’t.
  
  You set up a scenario in which you can still hold onto your belief regardless of what you say despite your contradictions.
  
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- ModerationIsBest
  Posted on February 23, 2013 at 3:44pm
  @BUZZARDSAYS
  
  Oh I love this argument.
  
  Basically
  
  “Once you accept that the Bible is true, you’ll realize that the Bible is true.”
  
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- Xylliab_of_the_Znarghh
  Posted on February 23, 2013 at 4:53pm
  checkmate0831
  “Slavery around the world is very much a live and kicking.”
  What the hell does that have to do with my main point. Slavery is wrong – absolutely, undeniably wrong in any form. If the Bible doesn’t say that straight out in just so many words, then it is designed to be relevant to the people of the time and place when it was written, not as something universal and eternal. If it is specific to the time and place when it was written, it can not serve us as “a blueprint for life” in the words of the guy I was responding to in my first comment because we don’t live in that time or place.
  
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- theotherberean
  Posted on February 23, 2013 at 6:57pm
  SNOOP, posting this over and over across different threads, sure makes you look like a loonie.
  
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- Ollie123
  Posted on February 24, 2013 at 12:17am
  Can you imagine the death threats they would receive if they described the Koran in such a way? Of course they wouldn’t cross that line ‘cuz they are scared shitless, and think they can defame the Holy Word of God and get a way with it. Folly, after death then comes the judgment! They are heaping red hot coals on their own heads.
  
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- bigdaddyt46
  Posted on February 24, 2013 at 2:26am
  i would rather live my life believeing there is a God, only to die and find out there isn’t one.
  than to live my life believing there isn’t a God, only to fin out there is one.
  
  Ben Franklin
  
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- G-WHIZ
  Posted on February 24, 2013 at 9:57am
  Sooooo…”fairytales” have witches cooking children alive and eating them…have wolves-in grandma-garb to be killed by a passing-hunter…….. .. So, what’sa the diff?? Getta-grip on MSM-BIG-BROTHER GOVT. controlling your every seccond on earth.
  
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WeStateMedia
Posted on February 22, 2013 at 1:40pm
Haha, this is laughable solely because your first problem is going to Urban Dictionary to look up the definition of “Bible.” Come on, Blaze. Now you’re just trying to get a rise out of people. I find these definitions offensive, but it’s common knowledge that EVERYTHING is offensive on Urban Dictionary. This is not news article worthy.

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- WeStateMedia
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 1:54pm
  This reminds me of Matthew 7:6. Throwing pearls to pigs. It’s called discernment and trying to fight a case for Christianity on Urban Dictionary is like shouting Bible verses in a strip club while the girls are in the middle of their routine swinging around a pole. It’s just counter-productive. Go find a new topic to nitpick and let the Gospel fight its own battles. The Lion doesn’t need a guardian.
  
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- Jaycen
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 3:29pm
  And oddly enough, the Bible doesn’t exactly say that you can’t enjoy strippers. In fact, while it states that prositution is unclean, it doesn’t say you shouldn’t enjoy prostitutes. In fact, it has specific rules for when you can consider yourself clean after coming into contact with prostitutes.
  
  You’d be a fool to mistake any of that for a double standard. To me, it simply demonstrates the fact that the people who wrote the Bible understood the day-to-day realities of being a human being. My point is only to say that few, if any, of the Bibles original writers would be caught dead shouting their own verses at strippers. That’s YOUR misinterpretation of the Bible.
  
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nonofmybiznez
Posted on February 22, 2013 at 1:35pm
They will reap their reward in this world, we will reap our reward in the forever after.

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- Pontiaku
  Posted on February 23, 2013 at 1:23pm
  Like keeping your eyes shut through a movie and expecting to get a refund after it’s over.
  
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john vincent
Posted on February 22, 2013 at 1:24pm
These predicable attacks prove many things, but first and foremost it draws attention to the depravity of they who mock its contents.

Just another attempt to hammer the anvil which has broken ALL hammers against it.

You there in the lab, when was the last time you drew up a rainbow, and suspended it in the heavens?

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spirited
Posted on February 22, 2013 at 1:17pm
Walk out on the balcony…and fire two blasts from a shotgun

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Lesbian Packing Hollow Points
Posted on February 22, 2013 at 1:12pm
This whole story can be summed up as, “OMG! Some people don’t live their lives by our favoured book! How dare they!”

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- naughtycal
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 1:19pm
  And your response and be summed up as
  pffff
  
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- Lesbian Packing Hollow Points
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 1:26pm
  Yeah. Pretty much, because I don’t care whether or if you live your life according to any given tome.
  
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- mcsledge
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 2:53pm
  by our favoured book…..I would have thought that someone who claimed a belief in the Almighty would have a little more respect than to use His name in vain!
  
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- The Big Mick
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 3:15pm
  ROFL.
  Go into a Mosque and Insult the Koran, HollowLiz and then I’ll take your beechin seriously.
  
  Surely you are smart enough to see the point is not “they don’t believe as we believe” but “they go out of their way to INSULT us, where’s the “Tolerance” THEY demand FOR themselves?”
  
  And you are smart enough, I feel sure, to know, though also to DENY, that the WHOLE UNDERLYING AGENDA is to SHUT UP anyone who would DARE say to YOU “pevert!”
  
  You and I both know this ain’t about “equal rights” and “diversity” and “tolerance”, Lizzy, but the EXACT OPPOSITE. You want to SILENCE and to use THE STATE to SILENCE any who dare say to you “PERvert!”
  
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- Jaycen
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 3:19pm
  Shows how often you choose to miss the point. This whole story can be summed up as “OMG, all these people have no respect and a healthy animus toward the most influential book in human history!”
  
  One might also say “”OMG, all these people have no respect and a healthy animus toward the book that had the greatest influence on Western Culture!”
  
  The fact that is also a favorite of people who love Western Culture (you know, those people who are okay not stoning homosexuals to death in the streets) is a happy coincidence.
  
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- LeftOfRightOfLeft
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 6:49pm
  @THE BIG MICK:
  
  First your analogy is terrible. Unless Urban Dictionary becomes a church your analogy is silly.
  
  Secondly Christians have been attacking non-Christians for as long as some dirt farmer created the new version of an old myth. Your religion won’t get any respect from people unless you stop requiring them to believe in a god in order to hold public office(google this topic before commenting please).
  
  Freedom of religion means I can believe in what ever I’d like. The 2nd amendment means I can say what I’d like about your religion. I believe your holy books are filled with nonsense, hatred and contradictions. If there is a god and he wrote a book he’s a pretty poor writer. He contradicts himself several times throughout the book. Answer me this what was the color of the robe placed on Jesus during his trial?
  
  As far as being a pervert you’re judging me :(. I think there is a part in some book about not doing that.
  
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- PandoraSpocks
  Posted on February 23, 2013 at 9:25am
  I don’t really care how other live their lives or if they approve of mine either. But I’m sure if someone was disrespectful to your beliefs or lifestyle in a public way you’d at least be disgusted if not extremely angry and offended. I think the point is more “OMG, a popular site with our kids are promoting disrespect of our beliefs”
  
  BTW, the Quoran on that site is also treated w/ extreme offensive disrespect, so they are at least equal opportunity offenders.
  
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Whatmeworry-never
Posted on February 22, 2013 at 1:12pm
What’s it say about Koran?

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- Locked
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 1:20pm
  “A superior brand of toilet paper, famous for its cleaning capabilities of removing excess fecal matter from the rectum after defacating. It also has many other uses such as wiping ******* blood, cleaning up after masturbation, and can even be used as kindling for a camp fire.”
  
  “An archaic book of nonsense which crazy people use as justification for their murderous or barbaric deeds.”
  
  “Its a blue print for hate, terrorism and wars, if its in the hands of terrorists.”
  
  Those are their top 3 definition. I enjoyed the sixth most popular one:
  
  “What I call my weed.”
  
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- Al J Zira
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 1:30pm
  Pretty much the same drivel as the bible. Urban Dictionary is nothing more than a way to make commentary under the guise of a definition. It’s like a reverse game of Jeopardy. We give you a word and you have to form you answer in the manner of a definition. Problem is, there are no judges to determine correctness, you can just rant.
  
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- The Third Archon
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 2:56pm
  “Problem is, there are no judges to determine correctness, you can just rant.”
  Yeah, none except EVERYONE who has a mind to–as in the actual USERS of the language. But I wouldn’t expect a conservative to appreciate such radical notions of liberty and human empowerment, seeing as the’re too busy sucking off the currently established “authorities.”
  
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- Conkuur
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 3:22pm
  They were equally disrespectful to the Koran so I will give them that they do posses some ballz.http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=koran
  
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- The Big Mick
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 3:27pm
  well, it seems we got some equal opportunity Anti-religious bigots at “Urbandic”.
  I admire em for their consistency. ‘course I’d admire em more if they had the balls to go into a MOSQUE and use the Koran for TP or even audition for the Baca Bazi Boy show after Prayer Meeting.
  The Women Abusing, Cartoonist Beheading, Acid Throwing, Sandykickered Ragamuzzied JihadiNazis really WILL cut you.
  Your Mormon Fundy, Branch Davidian, West Virginia Deliverance Banjo Pickin Snake Handler, he ll even your Amish Mafia, mostly just want to be left alone. ‘Course THEY be “white” and your Honor Killing Sandusky be….not.
  
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- Jaycen
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 3:32pm
  @The Third Archon
  
  And the Socialist reveals himself again. Bigotry, racism, and stupidity go hand-in-hand with Socialism. Good on ya.
  
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- changedone
  Posted on February 24, 2013 at 7:32am
  One guy wrote in the Urban Dictionary that the Koran “I call my weed because burning that **** will get you stoned.”
  
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msconstrue
Posted on February 22, 2013 at 12:52pm
people can give offense, its up to you whether you take it!!!

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- strawberry411a
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 1:03pm
  …but of course they won’t even TOUCH the KORAN………they know they would be targeted. Peace through superior firepower and all that. Hypocrites.
  
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- Lloyd Drako
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 1:21pm
  “but of course they won’t even TOUCH the KORAN.”
  
  Wrong. Every vile thing the Urban Dictionary says about the Bible can be matched with something equally vile it says about the Koran. It’s not Webster’s. It’s pretty much a free for all.
  
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- Locked
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 1:22pm
  @Strawberry
  
  “…but of course they won’t even TOUCH the KORAN”
  
  Errr…. they have equally insulting entries for the Koran as well.
  
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- Nlitend1
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 1:56pm
  @strawberry
  And what about scientologists? what do they say about L.Ron Hubbard? Probably nothing, cause they are afraid and hypocrites. And mormons, they don’t pick on them either so they just hate christians. I agree with you strawberry, you are definitely the victim. just like jesus on the cross, they will write a book about you
  
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- Locked
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 2:42pm
  @nlite
  
  “And what about scientologists? what do they say about L.Ron Hubbard? Probably nothing, cause they are afraid and hypocrites. And mormons, they don’t pick on them either so they just hate christians. I agree with you strawberry, you are definitely the victim. just like jesus on the cross, they will write a book about you”
  
  Well, you could always go over to the website and check – Mormon and Scientology are both in there. But hey, it’s easier to just get mad and rant and make us Christians look like lunatics, right?
  
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- Pontiaku
  Posted on February 23, 2013 at 1:27pm
  “but of course they won’t even TOUCH the KORAN”
  [url]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=koran[/url]
  
  It is better to say nothing and be thought a fool~
  
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Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Posted on February 22, 2013 at 12:52pm
That’s just stupid sick and PHAT. Wicked LOL. Aight.

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- TheEDGE
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 1:08pm
  Word!
  
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Locked
Posted on February 22, 2013 at 12:47pm
Getting offended by Urban Dictionary’s definitions is like going to an atheist blog and being shocked at how anti-religion the commenters are. If you stick your hand in a pile of manure, what do you expect it to smell like?

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- DLV
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 6:35pm
  Good point Locked.
  
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- Balpit
  Posted on February 24, 2013 at 3:02pm
  On Urban Dictionary, many “defintions” involve sex one way or another. Did you know one of the so-called “definitions” for Finding Nemo is: “A male rite of passage; to locate the c******s”?
  
  Stuff like this isn’t funny, just stupid.
  
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Zeke48
Posted on February 22, 2013 at 12:46pm
I think Billy Halloween is a Village idiot to even bring this disgusting story to light. How about talking about the radical dirt bags that want to die thinking Allah will give them 77 virgins little girls like their holy roller Mohammad married. Now that’s a sick belief. Stone your ladies, or better yet slice off their heads. now that’s one sick group of morons. In the end they will all stand in front of The Lord and then they can explain why their thinking is so sick.

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- GaltLine
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 1:04pm
  Actually, maybe not such a bad article if it’s considered insight on the character of the educated uninformed voter.
  
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MrBigBillyB
Posted on February 22, 2013 at 12:43pm
It’s hard to get worked up about something like this. How is a public forum saying something negative about a religion surprising? You get a lot of the same things in these forums.

The people with the negative comments want to be perceived as either shocking, or witty, or maybe both. They think it’s cool or funny to make fun of something they disagree with. They show their own ignorance, not because they don’t believe what the Bible has to say, but rather that they stoop to the level they do in order to essentially do nothing but offend someone else. There is no intelligent discussion on the issue. Just an effort to presumably embarrass someone into agreeing with them.

It’s really kind of lame.

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- TheEDGE
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 12:53pm
  I hear most of what you’re saying but, what kind of intelligent conversation is there to be had surrounding something called the Urban Dictionary? These people are a twisted joke and deserve to be mocked.
  
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- MrBigBillyB
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 1:14pm
  I was really just referring to the general discussion of whether or not the Bible is true, not about the Urban Dictionary comments. I believe that it is true and that there is compelling evidence to back it up. Others disagree and point to their own evidence. That’s all fine and good and intelligent conversation can be had between both parties.
  
  It’s the people like those using the Urban Dictionary to ridicule and laugh at the discussion that show their own ignorance. Again, not for their belief, but for their actions.
  
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- Locked
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 1:23pm
  @mrbig
  
  Well said!
  
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- john vincent
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 1:30pm
  edge-
  yes, and imagine that eloquent man Noah Webster and what he would say…my guess?
  
  ‘just a few more misfits trafficking in that which proves their ignorance.’
  
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RoDogg
Posted on February 22, 2013 at 12:42pm
Don’t take offense ………. use a gate……

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RaydocX
Posted on February 22, 2013 at 12:39pm
as opposed to the genteel and appropriate words otherwise described in urban dictionary?

sadly, freedom to speak on the net means fools will advance their agenda of hate.
my kids just laugh when they see such attitudes. you won’t change haters minds, wasting a second letting their hatred make you feel angry is letting them steal that time away from you.

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Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on February 22, 2013 at 12:32pm
And so the work of the devil proceeds at record setting pace. God will ensure his word is not lost to the world, for He will not be denied.

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- Jenny Lind
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 1:11pm
  My first thought was….. let most Blazers hold up your hand if you aren’t shocked-(trolls excepted of course from voting). If you are shocked go back and read up on the end of times. The exception where I used “most” is for the neutral atheists who come here. So, are many of you shocked, stunned and suprised? It is only going to get worse. Hold on to your faith and your families.
  
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- momrules
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 1:27pm
  I agree JENNY LIND. None of this is in the least shocking. Everything is falling into place.
  
  I guess if I am shocked by anything it would be how rapidly the prophecies are being full filled, literally nonstop it seems.
  
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Cavallo
Posted on February 22, 2013 at 12:32pm
Obviously these people have never read stories from the Mahabharata. The Bible is exceptionally tame. Mostly the critics are bigots that don’t like having someone ostracize them because they deviant hateful perverts.

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The Third Archon
Posted on February 22, 2013 at 12:31pm
“Among the more controversial definitions present on the site are the descriptions given for the word “Bible.” Ranging from “a novel full or murder” to the “#1 fiction bestseller,” many of the attributes given for the world’s most revered holy book are stunningly offensive.”
AH HA HAH AH AH AH HAH AH HA HAH AH AH
XD

Leave it to the internet to publish the truth no one else dares utter or acknowledge.

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- theotherberean
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 3:44pm
  Just goes to show you if you see it on the Internet you know it’s true.
  
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- DLV
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 6:35pm
  Just goes to show that if you believe Urban Dictionary, you are a complete and utter fool. Clap, clap, clap.
  
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Smokey_Bojangles
Posted on February 22, 2013 at 12:30pm
People make themselves feel more intellectual by discounting The Bible.Of course the Fires of Hell can bring you back to the reality that you really were a dumbass,real quick.

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- The Third Archon
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 2:52pm
  “Of course the Fires of Hell…”
  In one religion.
  
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PingPongPing
Posted on February 22, 2013 at 12:30pm
simple. we go to the other definitions and enter what we think about Islam and other cults out there…

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blackeyejoe99
Posted on February 22, 2013 at 12:29pm
I can’t wait to see all the comments from the Christians who’ll turn right around and say the same thing about Koran in a comment on another article. “my story’s the real one!”

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- theotherberean
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 3:47pm
  We all believe what makes us feel good.
  
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- snooop1e
  Posted on February 23, 2013 at 3:04pm
  THEOTHERBEREAN – wrote “we all believe what makes us feel good” Not all of us, some of us believe what is written in scripture. Your beliefs are not found anywhere in scripture (FAITH ALONE?)
  
  Numbers 15:30
  Job 34:11
  Psalm 11:7
  Psalm 34:9
  Psalm 66:18
  Proverbs 10:3
  Proverbs 10:29
  Proverbs 15:8
  Proverbs 15:29
  Proverbs 28:9
  Ecclesiastes 12:14
  Isaiah 57:2
  Jer 11:6
  Ezekiel 33:13
  Mal 1:11
  Matt 7:21
  Matt 12:36-37
  Matt 12:50
  Matt 16:24
  Matt 16:27
  Matt 19:17
  Matt 25:40-46
  Matt 28:16-20
  Mark 3:35
  Mark 4:24
  Mark 7:15
  Mark 8:34-35
  Mark 9:42-50
  Mark 10:11-12
  Mark 10:29
  Mark 11:25
  Mark 13:13
  Mark 13:36
  Luke 9:23
  Luke 11:28
  Luke 14:27
  Luke 18:9-14
  Luke 18:29-30
  John 6:48-58
  John 6:66
  John 8:51
  John 9:31
  John 12:48
  John 12:50
  John 13:17
  John 14:15
  John 14:21
  John 14:23
  John 15:10
  Acts 10:34-35
  Rom 2:6
  Rom 2:9
  Rom 2:13
  Rom 2:7-8
  Rom 14:12
  1 Cor 6:9
  1 Cor 10:13
  1 Cor 11:27
  2 Cor 5:10
  Gal 5:19-21
  Gal 5:24-25
  Gal 6:7-8
  Eph 1:18
  Eph 2:1-3
  Eph 4:17-24
  Eph 5:3-12
  Col 3:5-8
  Col 3:23-25
  2 Thes1:8
  2 Thes 2:11
  2 Thes 2:13-15
  2 Thes 3:6
  1 Tim 3:15
  Heb 5:9
  Heb 6:4-6
  Heb 10:26
  James 1:12-15
  James 1:21-22
  James 1:26-27
  James 2:14-27
  James 4:3
  James 4:6-9
  James 4:17
  James 5:16
  1 Peter 3:12
  1 Peter 3:21
  1 Peter 4:17
  2 Peter 2:20
  2 Peter 3:7
  2 Peter 3:16-17
  1 John 3:6
  1 John 3:7-8
  1 John 3:9-10
  1 John 3:15
  1 John 3:17-18
  1 John 3:21-22
  1 John 3:24
  1 John 5:3
  1 John 5:16
  1 John 1:5-7
  1 John 2:3
  1 Joh
  
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- snooop1e
  Posted on February 23, 2013 at 3:07pm
  1 John 2:3
  1 John 2:4
  1 John 4:18-21
  2 John 1:6
  3 John 1:4
  3 John 1:11
  Rev 2:7
  Rev 12:17
  Rev 14:13
  Rev 20:13
  
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- snooop1e
  Posted on February 23, 2013 at 3:08pm
  ONCE SAVED ALWAYS SAVED?
  
  1 John 2:3
  1 John 2:4
  1 John 4:18-21
  2 John 1:6
  3 John 1:4
  3 John 1:11
  Rev 2:7
  Rev 12:17
  Rev 14:13
  Rev 20:13
  
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- theotherberean
  Posted on February 23, 2013 at 6:59pm
  Actually faith alone is in the Scriptures, and I’ve shown you many times where You’re in denial and your little tirade certainly appears to be coming from the bowels of the state hospital. I didn’t think they let the loonies have internet access…
  
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Marine25
Posted on February 22, 2013 at 12:27pm
Jesus Christ as a “cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father.”?

Hard to argue against that.

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maggiepie
Posted on February 22, 2013 at 12:27pm
People who like to change the meaning of things, i.e. The Bible, The Constitution are no better than
Muslim extremists who turn the meaning of the Quaran around to fit their violent ideology.

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grimmster
Posted on February 22, 2013 at 12:23pm
The urban dictionary only becomes relevant,when folks Like you Billy, make it “news”……….

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- 2GodBeTheGlory
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 12:32pm
  You are right. I really do not know why Billy is even hear…. Token liberal?
  
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- WeStateMedia
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 2:13pm
  I just find it a little off that Billy says, “finding them so prominently placed will likely be startling for believers and Bible enthusiasts.”
  
  In this day and age as a believer (if not in times before), nothing should come as a shock. I would be more shocked that someone would be shocked by this. This is just a sad grab at trying to be relevant. It’s the internet. What hasn’t been said and done on it (especially when it comes to Christianity)?
  
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lid.smoker
Posted on February 22, 2013 at 12:23pm
These are the same people who support female genital mutilation, raping children, setting wives on fire to get rid of them and stoning rape victims to death because they spoke out about it. They should all take a rape bus ride in India and see how it feels, if they live through it.

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bdandsl
Posted on February 22, 2013 at 12:18pm
Satan is surely in many hearts!

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- Vickie Dhaene
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 12:39pm
  I pray that our Lord and Savior will cast them to Hades soon.
  
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- theotherberean
  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 3:52pm
  His Perfect Judgment will come first, and if they have followed the false prophet, then it’s ker-sploosh into the lake of fire for eternity. Where their worm never dies.
  
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