Four years ago, a group of people from across the country were brought together thanks to parody videos they created as part of Glenn Beck’s “Arguing With Idiots Video Contest.” Although they didn’t know each other at the time, meeting at a finalist event held in New York City, a few of the finalists struck a chord — and now they’ve formed an alter ego parody band.
After a few years of collaboration and video conferences, The Ballard Brothers was born.

The Ballard Brothers (Photo: Facebook)
“We met in New York City and became friends,” Michael Branch, one of The Ballard Brothers said in a phone interview with TheBlaze. “All of us contribute from all over the U.S.”
You might also recognize Branch’s wife Krista, who is well-known for her songs “I am America” and “Remember Who We Are,” which have been picked by the Tea Party, was picked up as Rick Santorum’s Presidential theme song, and have been featured by Beck.
The Ballard Brothers has released its first single “Ban This Song,” a parody that points out the faulty logic behind many of the regulations, including the proposed gun ban, instituted in the name of protecting society.
“It seems to me the facts demand that we change some things in our great land to keep our people safe from death or harm,” goes the opening lyrics as the brothers wield firearms as their dancing props. “There are good folks dying every day in senseless an peculiar ways, so I’ll make my point with good, old southern charm.”
Watch the music video:
The song was produced in only two weeks time, with Branch writing it and recording a rough copy, sending it the band’s producer in Tulsa, and the group coming together to create the music video.
“We are in a society that is no longer an America,” Branch said. “We are banning everything.”
He later clarified to say the country is becoming a place “we no longer recognize because society is trying to control everything for the sake of protection”
He explained the song was inspired by the top 10 causes of accidental death, which include car accidents, poisoning and drowning to name a few.
“The point is using the same logic, if we are going to ban guns, which is number 7 on the list, …then you have to ban all these other things,” Branch said.
Now what’s an alter ego band without some alter ego names? The Ballard Brothers has them. There’s …
- John Henry Ballard (Michael Branch) in Nashville and twin brother John Willis Ballard (who will be Michael Branch’s voice but could physically be played by other contributors because he will always be wearing a gas mask)
- David Raye Ballard (Brett Roberts) in Salt Lake City, who was part of the group that met as Arguing with Idiots finalists
- Wendell Ballard (John Roberts) also in Salt Lake City and part of the Arguing with Idiots finalists
- Walter Jesse Ballard (Charlie Thomas)
- Wallace Evert Ballard (Ben Winterman)
- George Ballard Ballard (David John) the producer in Tulsa and, yes, his alter ego’s middle name is also his last name
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James Buford Ballard (Jeremy Hoop) who met the group at Glenn Beck’s Restoring Honor Rally in 2010
- David Raye Ballard (other contributors)
But this list is not exhaustive. Branch said there will be regular contributors who will be considered brothers as well.
The band’s plan is to do not only political parodies but family oriented material as well. They hope to satirize popular songs. Although much of their music will be in the bluegrass style, Branch said they plan to cross into different genres as well.
The Ballard Brothers plan to release new content on their YouTube channel at least twice each month, so if you’re interested in keeping up with their work, subscribe here. You can also keep tabs on them via Facebook here.
This story has been updated for clarification.

























































































































Comments (69)
wilbstal
Feb. 23, 2013 at 12:03pmGuns are good Liberals dont like them, heheh what does this tell you folks?????
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wilbstal
Feb. 23, 2013 at 12:00pmThis the America that will win the fight against obama and his Communist Goons
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Geowchap
Feb. 23, 2013 at 11:08amOnly country song I like
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muffythetuffy
Feb. 23, 2013 at 11:52amHitler’s Nazi Party did the same thing in Germany but to Jews. The only Jews who survived in Germany were those who refused to turn in their guns and hid out in the mountains. In America, the RICH (Jews) have a saying, “Every Jew a 22…)
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muffythetuffy
Feb. 23, 2013 at 11:54amEVERY JEW A 22
The AR-15 is a 22 caliber too.
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drattastic
Feb. 23, 2013 at 12:32pmI’m no liberal but that was LAME.
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SLAPTHELEFT
Feb. 24, 2013 at 7:27amThanks Vance. That’s three minutes I just wasted and will never get back.
One of the most idiotic posts I’ve ever seen. Where did you copy and paste it from?
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tool4rage
Feb. 24, 2013 at 11:35am@vance Good lord, you wasted THAT much time, just to troll…pathetic
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DenverKitty
Feb. 24, 2013 at 12:51pmMuffy: I say, “Stay alive with a .45″.
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hslusher
Feb. 23, 2013 at 10:54amAs it all comes to an end at least we can laugh
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YOURSENSEI
Feb. 23, 2013 at 10:42amThis is what you must know:
Gee. Wow. that was . . . just great. Really. I was spewing coffee all over my keyboard. Seriously. Then I watched it again and I spewed one of my favorite adult libations right out my nose. Really. Somebody owes me a beer! LOL! (HAHA Just kidding.)
I think somebody should submit this to the Hollyweird award shows people. It sure is better than all that other stuff they call “music” or “comedy.” And who cares about those commies who say they aren’t really playing their instruments?
It is so.
SLAPTHELEFT
Feb. 24, 2013 at 7:29amThe video was more creative than any of your posts. That you should be ashamed of.
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firedsilver.ok
Feb. 23, 2013 at 10:41amI hate it when commenters on a conservative website are as weak and panty-waisted as any liberal. Quit yer belly achin’ about the redneck, hick personas or go join the ACLU or something. Believe me, conservatives don’t need folks on our side that are that thin skinned. Thin skinned weaklings cause a mental de-evolution into liberal thinking.
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Schamsie
Feb. 23, 2013 at 10:27amA pretty cerebral bunch. Excellent representatives for a conservative cause. Might want to listen to what Jindal has been saying.
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Whatmeworry-never
Feb. 23, 2013 at 9:54amThat was great and reminds me of Weird Al. All you critics go back to your Dear Leader of the Democratic Socialist Peoples Party and ban those items in the song.
Great job guys and soooo true of Nanny goat state.
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NewLife24
Feb. 23, 2013 at 8:25amWe are banning everything and ridiculing southerners, white folks and those that are considered the backwards bigots. So this video uses the very strategy that has caused this fiasco of liberalism by making white southerners look like idiots to get the very point across they seek to address. Hello? Anyone notice this brilliant fiasco as such?
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sta
Feb. 23, 2013 at 8:36amIt’s an artform to take a cliche by the opposite side and exacerbate it.
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jst1425
Feb. 23, 2013 at 8:58amLet’s see here so we in the south should follow our northern friends habits?
Like New York, Illinois, Massachusetts, and the like….great examples of forward thinking…RIGHT?
Bankruptcy, gun control (that’s working so well for them…lol),
…and you criticize our way of life…..as we say in the south…”you can put all you know about our way of life in a thimble….and still have room for your finger”!
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3monkeysmomma
Feb. 23, 2013 at 10:09amHey Newlife, if we throw a stick, will you leave?
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Eastinfection
Feb. 23, 2013 at 7:35amFun stuff… but it would have been better if they had guys who actually knew how to play instruments in the video. these guys weren’t even good at faking it.
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RedeemedWench
Feb. 23, 2013 at 8:08amI think as with any start up project, they will improve with time and experience. Give them a break. The concept is good. Let them stereotype us and fool everyone into thinking we are all dumb rednecks. That gives us the advantage.
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Tulsatime
Feb. 23, 2013 at 3:42pmMichael can play. I know, because he was the youth minister at my church.
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ellietoo
Feb. 23, 2013 at 5:45amCan’t say much for their dance moves but it was a good musical effort.
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DonaldH
Feb. 24, 2013 at 9:28amyeah, did they even have the actual song playing while they made this?
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banjarmon
Feb. 22, 2013 at 8:57pmI look like those guys…They must be me!!
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YOURSENSEI
Feb. 23, 2013 at 10:54amMr or Ms BANHARMON,
This is what you must know:
Bet you dance like em too.
It is so.
banjarmon
Feb. 23, 2013 at 1:04pmI’ve got two left feet…they dance better!
You could learn to dance like them at a good old fashion barn cleaning and Rat stomping party!!
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MrKnowItAll
Feb. 22, 2013 at 8:43pmObama has Divided the people. We must reunite them. Rome was once a Empire.
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3monkeysmomma
Feb. 23, 2013 at 10:11amRome was a REPUBLIC, which became an Empire right before it fell.
Empires are bad, and yes America is becoming one. We need to restore the Republic.
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Ragnars Repos
Feb. 22, 2013 at 7:45pmThis “joke” of loss of freedom won’t remain funny for long.
Need proof that Americans have no idea of the trouble they’re in?
Tough to watch.
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Mr.buff1959
Feb. 22, 2013 at 11:46pmWell said. F&F
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Vision Harry
Feb. 22, 2013 at 6:44pmLove the message, I wonder what they did the other 13 days of the two weeks it took to make this.
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flatbroke
Feb. 22, 2013 at 6:08pmThats it in a nutshell, ban everything, the car ban would put us on horses, but they are not safe either, horses can buck people, and they bite and kick, and are really heavy, so ban horses too.
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circleDwagons
Feb. 23, 2013 at 8:50amHorses cause air pollution and global change they must be banned and dogs. Evolution gave us feet to walk, run and paddle.
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Taquoshi
Feb. 23, 2013 at 9:55amAnd exactly what are we going to do with all the horse droppings?
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WTFurnuts
Feb. 23, 2013 at 10:30amban the people who call for bans………. uh wait. Damn now I have to ban myself.
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Evolved
Feb. 23, 2013 at 6:43pmHard to cause mass murder with a car or horse or a knife or a hammer or bites or bucking. Nice logical argument.
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noslave
Feb. 22, 2013 at 5:49pmTHE RODEO SONG best describes any liberal fill in the name. it says it all
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DZ-015
Feb. 22, 2013 at 5:21pmTo remove the backwoods hick stereotypes which I, like another earlier poster, find objectionable, this song needs a whimsical cartoon video like that Australian Metro public safety spot “Dumb ways to Die.”
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sta
Feb. 23, 2013 at 8:45amIt’s part of the parody. Did you watch to the end where he called social media “THE instagram, The facebook and THE twitter”
He is taking the left’s stereotype and exacerbating it. Just like black men went into blackface at the turn of the last century and acted like the white stereotype of blacks.
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Small World
Feb. 22, 2013 at 5:13pmLove it! They forgot the Bible & God.
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Max jones
Feb. 22, 2013 at 4:54pmGet it? Got it! Gooo-oood.
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SpankDaMonkey
Feb. 22, 2013 at 4:50pm.
That was ok but this is funny….
A Wino pasted out in an alley but he did not know it was behind a Gay Bar. That night after the bar closed a lonely Gay man took a short cut thru the alley saw the Wino thought he had a cute behind so he took advantage of him. Feeling bad afterward he put $20 in the Winos hand. The next morning the Wino found the $20 jumped up and ran to the liquor store and told the man he wanted $20 worth of cheep wine. He went back to the alley and had him a party. Meanwhile the Gay man told he friend what a good time he had with he Wino, so after the bar closed both of them went into the alley found the Wino past out, and after they were thorugh they put $40 in the Winos hand. The next morning the Wino found the $40 jumped up and walked to the liquor store and told the man he wanted $40 worth of cheep wine. He went back to the alley and had him a party. Well the Gay guys told all their friends how good the Wino was so after the bar closed they all went into the alley. This time they put a $100 in the Winos hand. The next morning the Wino found the $100 jumped up and waddled to the liquor store and told the man he wanted $100 bottle of wine. The clerk said now wait a minute you came in and bought $20 worth of cheep wine, then you bought $40 worth of cheep wine and now you want a $100 bottle. What gives?
The Wino said “That Cheep Wine is Tearing my A$$ up!!!”
Shasta
Feb. 22, 2013 at 5:01pmHow long before the blaze removes your wonderful story. Thanks much. It was great.
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spirited
Feb. 22, 2013 at 5:12pmBut-spankin
;^> funny!
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mecanic
Feb. 22, 2013 at 8:24pmvery funny, bahahahahahahahahah.best laugh I’ve had in a while, thanks.
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Mr.buff1959
Feb. 22, 2013 at 11:48pmThanks. F&F
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Evolved
Feb. 23, 2013 at 6:46pmEpic fail.
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LeadNotFollow
Feb. 22, 2013 at 4:44pmBan those evil bathtubs and showers too. ;- )
Falling is the leading cause of unintentional home injury deaths.
Falling claims nearly 6,000 lives per year.
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CatB
Feb. 22, 2013 at 5:09pmBan Gravity!
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FlagWavingPatriot
Feb. 23, 2013 at 7:49amI just looked at the CDC numbers for deaths by fall. The latest data it shows is for 2010. In 2010 there were 25,998 death by falls (all ages/sexes/races).
The FBI UCR shows 323 deaths by long gun (rifle/shotgun) in 2011.
Walking is FAR more dangerous than those evil AR-15s everyone is yakking about. Think of how many lives we could save if we just banned feet!
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tonypro
Feb. 22, 2013 at 4:22pmComical way to call for common sense.
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SaturdaysWarrior76
Feb. 22, 2013 at 4:17pmYou know.. I get what they are saying and doing here, and I agree with the sentiment 100%. But… I wish they had chosen a different format, instead of using an image of “hicks” to get the point across. It plays directly into the way the left views all conservatives and sets us back. :/
A cute song, an excellent messege… just don’t like the “Backwoods Hicks” aspect. That’s my personal opinion on it.. **shrug**
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spirited
Feb. 22, 2013 at 5:19pmThe stereo-type of the
evil, elite, slave-owning, minority-owing
hateful…. conservative white folks
who want things to go back to the way things used to be (ahem)
is being ridiculed quite well with the
>”backwards hicks” image.
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caveman74
Feb. 23, 2013 at 7:53amlets not allow P.C. to rot our brains like it has the left. These folks appear to be a country western parody group. They are putting out their message in their own format. I thought it was funny, while showing how crazy everyone is getting expecting the government to legislate everything from morality to common sense
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sta
Feb. 23, 2013 at 8:47amThat is the point. They are saying that the left’s idea of “dumb hicks” have more common sense than the government and limousine liberals.
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CatB
Feb. 22, 2013 at 4:14pmLove it .. sometimes the best way to fight idiots .. is to show how idiotic their rants are. Comedy (satire) at it’s best.
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Max jones
Feb. 22, 2013 at 4:52pmI think ya’ll got it all wrong ’bout them Ballard boys…(Round here we pro-nounce thet “boll-ard)…But I di-gress….now ’bout them boys…they are a whole bunch of crazy, and soon will be in a whole lots o’ trouble, for they be makin’ fun of a way of doin’ things thet just don’t lend itself to any kind of fun, or if you prefer….frivolity! This bannin’ business is a serious undertakin, and I don’t refer to no funeral. We’s gone be payin’ them boys, and they momma, a visit come about them wee hours and I bet we gone to come to a understanding, ’bout jest whut kinda pair ‘o’ dee they gone be free to pre-form
We don’t take kindly to no pre-supposed notion thet they can go aginst whut the sheriff wants done, and we are gone remind them jest who runs this here hollow. Until this crap starts a-payin off they wilt-not be sendin’ any more covert(secret) message aout o’ here. We know whut theys up to…You betcha.
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